Here we see both Courtney and Gwen coming into your lab and they both were blushing like crazy.

Courtney: "...Hey..."

Gwen: "....hi...."

You then scan both Gwen and Courtney with a probability scanner.

(Y/N): "Huh? Weird?"

Courtney: "What?"

(Y/N): "It seems most likely you two will be having sex with each other, hot steaming sex."

Gwen: "Uh what!?"

Courtney: "Excuse me!? What kind of fortunes are these?! That can't be true!"

(Y/N): "Let's prove it with science and brute force."

We later see you and the girls in the back yard and we see you put down two shoe boxes.

(Y/N): "Alright girls, put on the blindfolds."*sees the girls put on blindfolds*"In these shoe boxes are your names, just place a hand on them and take off the blindfold."

Courtney: "... Okay."

Gwen: "This doesn't feel like science."

(Y/N): "We're measuring reality. Now go."

Gwen and Courtney put their hands on the boxes and they take off the blindfolds and when they open the boxes they see their names.

Courtney: "I got the one with your name."

Gwen: "Ditto."

(Y/N): "Alright turn around and let's do it again."

Gwen and Courtney then turn around and you didn't change the positions of the boxes.

(Y/N): "Alright choose the box with your names in them."

Gwen and Courtney then pick the boxes and they see each other's names.

Gwen: "Same thing."

(Y/N): "Again."

Gwen and Courtney turn around and you swap the boxes. This has gone on so many times and you get a bit angry.

(Y/N): "Okay are you two fucking peaking!!?"

Gwen: "What's going on!?!"

Courtney: "You're scaring us!!"

(Y/N): "Did you two peak?!"

Courtney: "No we didn't see anything! We're still wearing the blindfolds!"

???: "What's going on here?"

You and the girls see Izzy watching the whole thing from a tree as she was hanging upside down.

Gwen: "Is that Izzy?"

Courtney: "Yep."

Izzy: "Uhh, what's with the blindfolds? Are you two-"

Gwen and Courtney: "We're not having sex!"

Izzy: "I was gonna ask if you're playing a game involving blindfolds, I played this one game in the Bermuda Triangle from a friend who is a double jointed acrobat that involves-"

(Y/N): "Enough with your life story, what are you doing here?"

Izzy: "Oh right, (Y/N) you always do these crazy experiments."*pulls Sierra from the tree*"I brought Sierra along to help get over Cody's restraining order on her."

(Y/N): "I'll deal with that later, right now I'm dealing with something else."

Izzy: "Is it the weird fortune cookies from Panda Express?"

(Y/N): "How do you know about the cookies?"

Sierra: "Oh I got this weird one that says I will have sex with the man I least desired."

Gwen: "What the- okay Izzy did you get a fortune involving sex too?"

Izzy: "Nah, I was having lunch with Sierra when she got hers."

Courtney: "Did you get a fortune cookie too?"

Izzy: "Eh, I'm not much of a fortune cookie fan."

Just then you hear your phone ring as you answer it.

Paulina: *Over the phone* "Babe, something very weird happened."

(Y/N): "What is it?"

Paulina: *over the phone*"Me and Shego are at Panda Express and we opened our fortune cookies and they said-"

Shego: *Over the phone* "You'll have sex with your eternal rival."

Courtney: "Okay this is too weird! First me and Gwen, then Sierra, and now Shego and Paulina."

???: "I know right?"

You then open the garden shed and you see Lauren.

(Y/N): "Lauren?"

Gwen: "Oh let me guess, you got a sex fortune too?"

Lauren: "What? No, I'm not into fortune cookies."

Izzy: "You're there to eat the chicken at Panda Express?"

Lauren: "Yeah."

Izzy: "Me too! We should hang out more often."*gets a phone call*"Oh it's Scarlet."*answers the phone*"Hello."

Scarlett: *over the phone*"I have received a fortune involving intercourse with a giantess. It says, "You will have sex with the tallest person you know."

(Y/N): "A magical girl will get a weird fortune in a few seconds."

Zee: *comes in*"I got a fortune that says I will have sex with my mom!"

(Y/N): "Bingo."

Sometime later, we see Gwen, Courtney, Zee, Shego, Paulina, and the others are still feeling uncomfortable about these fortunes.

Gwen: "I swear if this is a sick joke from Chris I'm gonna kill him!"

(Y/N): "Even with his social influence, he doesn't have the social standing to converse with people with phenomenal cosmic powers."

Courtney: "So what do we do now?"

Shego: "I got texts from Drakken that Kim is gonna go after me."

(Y/N): "Okay let's go to Panda Express to solve this mystery."

Later at Panda Express, we see you push the General Manager to the wall and you beat him up.

(Y/N): "Where did you get those cookies!?"

Manager: "W-Wait you're not here for drug operation!?"

(Y/N): "I'll finish you up when the cops are done with you!!!"

Manager: "Okay, okay I'll talk!"

(Y/N): "Where did you get the fortune cookies?!"

Manger: "God damn it man the truck that delivers them is right there!"

You and the girls see the truck that delivers the cookies as you then turn to Lauren.

Manager: "Wait, what are you doing?"

(Y/N): "Lauren, make sure all of the staff of Panda Express sing like birds to the police."*to Scarlett*"Call the police."

Not long later, we see the police arrive at Panda Express and they see the employees run up to the cops and they are ready to go to jail.

Manager: "Take us to jail far away from that psycho bitch!!! We'll tell you everything, I'll rat out the Don!!!! Just keep us away from that psycho lady!!!!"

Police: "Uhhh..."

Meanwhile with you, you and the girls are in the Fortune Cookie delivery truck and we see that the truck is now on autopilot cause your watch put it on autopilot as we see Courtney and Gwen still uncomfortable sitting next to each other.

Izzy: "You guys alright?"

Gwen: "We got fortunes that make us fated to have sex with each other, what do you think?

Sierra: "Mine says I will do it with the man I least desired, who do I desire the least?"

Courtney: "Any guy you don't obsess over that isn't Cody."

(Y/N): "Probably someone you never met?"

Sierra: "Hm, well it can't be Chris cause he's in prison*"realizes**throws up in her mouth*"I think I might be doing it with Chris..."

(Y/N): "Did you get any messages from him?"

Sierra: "No."

(Y/N): "Then you're not gonna have sex with him."

Zee: "I'm gonna have sex with my mom soon, don't you know how long it has been since the last time I saw her?"

(Y/N): "Since your 5th birthday, but look at it this way. It took the paranoia of Space Beth believing she had a bomb in her neck to get back to Earth."

Zee: "And how is that gonna make me feel better?"

(Y/N): "Well Space Beth started hanging out with her family as a cool but jaded aunt."

Zee: "You think the same thing with my mom?"

(Y/N): "Probably, if hindsight in 2020, she might go after me, I have that kind of effect of crazy women with phenomenal cosmic power. Ask Scarlet Witch or Eris the goddess of Chaos."

Later on we see the truck arrive at Fortune 500 and you all end up in an elevator down in a sub level as you all see so many delivery trucks.

Shego: "Wow....how can a company that sells cookies that you get for free get the dough for this."

Courtney: "I don't know why but... this feels like a front."

(Y/N): "A front?"

Izzy: "So when you two do it, would you two start with butt stuff or-"

Gwen and Courtney: *blushes bright red*"Shut up Izzy!"

We later see you and the girls sneak around as you then use one of your prosthetic eyes to look around.

(Y/N): "Christ cameras everywhere, that mug is a camera, that plant is a camera, and there's a camera on that woman's uh...."

Scarlett: "What?"

(Y/N): ".....Butt plug."

Girls: "Ewww..."

Courtney: "Why would anyone put a camera there?"

Sierra: "To see what you ate?"

Zee: "Can't you use your tech to shut down the cameras?"

(Y/N): "Can't, Stealth 101, shutting down 4000 cameras will bring attention to yourself. Which is why we need to dress for success. Eye of Thundara, give me suits beyond suits!"

We then see a business suit form all over you as you turn to the girls.

(Y/N): "Intern and assistant clothing make up!"

We then see the girls change into their intern and assistant clothing in a sailor moon style transformation sequence.

Zee: "What was that?"

(Y/N): "Reusable sailor moon transformation sequence, in case if I need interns and assistants we can repeat it and save money."

Zee: "How come I'm one of the interns?"*points to Shego and Paulina*"And they're your assistants."

Shego: "Because we know how to be mature adults."

Zee: "Paulina's still in high school!"

(Y/N): "Cause unlike you Paulina doesn't cast magic on everyone just to have a birthday party where everyone focuses on her."

Zee: "Point taken."

Izzy: "What about me?"

(Y/N): "Oh right, It's morphin time Secretory clothing!"

We then see Izzy change into a secretary in a Power ranger transformation sequence.

(Y/N): "Secretary Izzy, how's that?"

Izzy: "Oooo, I like it."

We see you and the girls then sneak your way throughout the company.

Gwen: *Looks around* "It looks pretty normal, apart from the cameras, reminds me of Total Drama."

Courtney: "Yeah."

Sierra: "Is it weird that I find (Y/N) attractive?"

Gwen: "Aren't you into Cody?"

Sierra: "Well I think it might be fortune talking, but (Y/N) does look like a nice guy."

Courtney: "Better than Cody?"

Sierra: "Strangely yeah."

You and the others then enter a backstage and you look beyond the curtains and see an audience.

(Y/N): "Jeff Bezos, Blaineley, Prime Ministers, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, weirdly enough Dee and Victoria Lafayette are here."

???: "Hello, who you're about to meet is Jennith Padrow-Chunt."

You and the girls then see a woman in white clothing and blond hair appear on stage and her name is Jennith and you know her from highschool.

(Y/N): "Oh god I went to high school with her."

Gwen: "Seriously, you went to high school with a CEO of a cookie factory?"

(Y/N): "I didn't know she'd become this."

Courtney: "Shush they're talking."

Back to Jennith

Jennith: "Now, 15 years ago I used to eat ramen from the toilet and then it dawned on me, fate isn't fiction. Everything you want can be yours if you ask for it just ask me."

You and the girls then see another Jennith since the first one was just a hologram.

Jennith: "Hello me."

Holo-Jennith: "Hello me."

Jennith: "Look at me, every suit I wear is virgin white and-"

While Jennith is talking, we see Zee gets a text from her father that her mother is on her way to her house.

Zee: "Oh crap, my dad just texted me that my mom is on her way to my house."

Gwen: "We'll worry about that later."

Scarlett: *reads her text* "I got a message saying Jasmine will be visiting me, why would she-"*remembers*"The fortune says I will be having sex with the tallest person I know. Right."

Shego: *reads a text*"Kim knows my location and now she's on my way right now."

(Y/N): "Crap, come on, let's go."

You and the girls then get off the stage as we see Shego get tackled by Kim and they are in a weird sex position.

Shego: "Kim get off of me!"

We then see Paulina bump into Sam and they both collapse onto the floor and they are inches away from kissing each other.

Paulina: "Sam! What are you doing here?!"

Sam: "My parents brought me here, not that I want to be here."

(Y/N): "Kim and Sam, both of you should get away from Paulina and Shego because they got weird fortunes that made them destined to have sex with you."

Kim and Sam: "What?!"

Sam: "Okay what the heck is going on?!"

Kim: "This is a joke right?"

???: "It's not a joke."

You and the girls see Taylor and Kelly walking to you and the others.

Kelly: "They control fate for profit."

(Y/N): "What are you doing here?"

Taylor: "Because my mom and dad are investors but they still hate each other because of what dad did to me and since me and Jennith are besties, she gave my ex daddy a fortune that says he will be run over by a truck."

Shego: "Did you know that Jennith and (Y/N) went to highschool together?"

Taylor: "Oh my god no way!"

Kelly: "You never told us that."

(Y/N): "Yeah that's because I don't talk about my school life. The reason why we're here is because the girls have fortunes that will get them to have sex with each other, their eternal rivals, the tallest person they know, and Zee will have sex with her long lost mom. That's one way to get a daughter back to her mother."

Zee: "Gross, then you fuck my mom (Y/N)!"

(Y/N): "I'm not gonna do that! Then your dad will get pissed at me! Also I'm not Cheech."

Zee: "Dang it you're right

(Y/N): "And that's not how fortunes work."

Shego: "It's just a message on paper that doesn't come true."

Paulina: "Until now."

(Y/N): "Yeah and right now Courtney and Gwen are getting really horny when they're in close proximity to each other."

Gwen and Courtney blushed bright red as we see them step away from each other. We then see guards break into the room as we see you pull out your cybernetic arm.

(Y/N): "How unfortunate."

Guard: "Use the emergency fortunes!"

We see the guards break emergency glasses and they ate the cookies and they read the fortunes.

Guard: "You will have great success in a fight."

(Y/N): *sees the arms malfunction*"Oh crap."

We then see the guards beat you up as we see Shego, Kim, and Zee try to fight them off but they end up getting beaten up as well as they all took cover.

Kim: "I don't understand, since when are henchmen actually good at fighting?!"

Paulina: "The fortunes, it must have given them a power up or something, something that alters their fate."

(Y/N): "Alters fate?" *Realizes* "Of course."

We then see the guards start shooting at you as we see you use Gwen and Courtney as human shields as the bullets near miss them.

Gwen: "Why are you using us as human shields?!"

Paulina: *Gets what your doing* "Your fortunes haven't come true yet, that's why he's using you two as a shield."

Kim: "So unresolved fortunes means probability defense?"

(Y/N): "Yep and I got an idea."*to Scarlett*"Scarlett, I have a plan."

Scarlett: "What?"

(Y/N): "Use your head!"

We then see you and the girls use Scarlett as a battering ram charging towards the guards.

Scarlett: "I don't want to use my head for this!!!!"

We then see you all burst through the guardian and then burst through the doors and then fall to the ground and you all see where all the fortune cookies are made. Meanwhile with Jennith, we see her walking down the halls with guards and we see her looking at the security footage.

Jennith: "Get these girls the people who will resolve their fortunes and-"*sees you in the footage*"What the-is that (Y/N) from highschool?" *looks closer* "Oh fuck it is!"

With you and the girls, we see you all in where the fortunes and the cookies are made and you see a creature

Paulina: *Sees it* *What the heck is that thing?!"

(Y/N): "Looks like a Lockerean."

We then see the Lockerean poop onto a table and we see an old man put a fortune into the poop as the girls realized that the fortune cookies were made out of Lockerean poop.

Courtney: "Ookay that's gross."

Paulina: "And what's a Lockerean?"

(Y/N): "A creature of chaos that has a stomach disorder that strips away randomness from space time, fate is like gravity instead of small coming to big, it pulls unknown to known. Not changing the future but rather controlling it."*sees an old man*"Sir, did you put these fortunes in the cookies?"*shows the man the girls' fortunes*

Hucksbee: "I sure did, I tried to get people's attention. I've been making these fortunes to get people's attention like you're gonna fuck your own mama."

Zee: "What happened to the others?"

Hucksbee: "I assume they fucked their mamas."

(Y/N): *pulls out a pokeball*"Welp time to pack this thing up and get the heck out of here."

Zee: "Wait a minute." *To Hucksbee* "You were the guy that made those sex fortunes?!"

Hucksbee: "Yeah I made the fortunes so I can get her and myself out of here."

Zee: "Why would you say I'd have sex with my mom, do you have any idea how messed up that is?"

You then toss up the pokeball and then it captures the Lockerean inside of it.

(Y/N): "You can beat him up later, right now we need to get out of here."

???: "I don't think so."

You and the others then see Jennith and a bunch of guards.

(Y/N): "Great, so much for an exit. Hello Jennith."

Jennith: "(Y/N), haven't seen you since highschool."

Zee: "Soo, does she hate you?"

Jennith: "No he just graduated too early."

Courtney: "That's why you're mad at him?"

Jennith: "It's more than that, I was ready to tell him how I feel and then he graduated too early before I had the chance! And now you're gonna die (Y/N)!"

Paulina: "Isn't this the same thing that happened to Rick?"

(Y/N): "Uh guys."

You then point to Jasmine and Sindella as both Scarlett and Zee were shocked to see them.

Jasmine: "Scarlett, they said they want me to give you something and I don't know what it is."

Scarlett: "Intercourse, it's intercourse."

Jasmine: "Wait what?!"

Sindella: "Zee?"

Zee: "Now's not the time mom, stay away from me cause a fortune cookie made me destined to have sex with you!"

(Y/N): "And I should've blown up the building!"

Jennith then pushes Sindella and Jasmine down as their clothes are torn apart and reveal their privates to Scarlett and Zee.

Jasmine: "I'm bloody wet!"

Scarlett: "I am gonna run now!"

Zee: "Me too!"

Jennith: "And for the others, they got each other and you to fulfill their fortunes."

Sierra: "And I just realized that (Y/N) is most likely the person I desired the least!"

Jennith: "I am authorizing the use of prototype fortunes!"

The guards eat their fortunes and they start attacking you and you all make a run for it as we see the girls trying to prevent their fortunes from being fulfilled. We see you take cover and we see you get hit by multiple bullets in the head and you got up.

(Y/N): "Christ!"

Guard: "You can't hide, my fortune says head shots only!"

You then tackle him and make him shoot the other guards in their heads as we take a pad from him and then when he tries to shoot you in the head you then make your head disappear and the bullet kills him and then your head reappears.

(Y/N): "Huh, neat."

You then look at the pad and you use the data from the pad into your prosthetics as you turn to see a guy that has a fortune that allows him to control fire.

(Y/N): "Okay then, let's fight fortunes with fortunes!"

You then grab a guy who controls water and then you turn to him.

(Y/N): "Shoot water at him or you die."

We then see the guard control water from the guard's body and then the guard turns into dust.

(Y/N): "Wait, you control water from people? Jeez that's, that's messed up."

You then use the guard as a human shield to block bullets from a guy who sticks to the wall and then you grab him and make his whole body stick to the wall.

(Y/N): "I'm letting you live cause your fortune sucks."

Guard: *runs up to you*"You can't kill me, I can't be killed!"

(Y/N): *While fighting the guard*"Trust me that's not as cool as it sounds."

You then dodge bullets from a guy with infinite ammo fortune as the unkillable guard gets hit by numerous minigun rounds.

Guard: "Oh god! It hurts! It hurts so baaad!!!"

(Y/N): "Yeah see, not a good fortune."

You then fly up to a crate full of blank fortunes and you load them up into arm cannons as you then fire the blanks at the guards and then the guards change into ice, fire, a robot dinosaur, a giant head, two guards making out with each other and more.

Meanwhile with the girls, we see Jasmine and Scarlett trying to get away from each other but to no avail. Same goes for the other girls except for Sierra who is thinking about why would you of all people be the one she least desired.

Sierra: "I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with a guy I least desired."

Jennith: *to the girls*"Why don't you all stop running around and fuck already!?"

You then jump behind Jennith and you confront her.

(Y/N): "It's over, Jennith."

Jennith: "Nice try, I still have an unfulfilled fortune."

You then look at her fortune and you see that she will become the most successful business woman on Earth.

(Y/N): "Not for long."

You then hack into Jennith's bank account and then use her money to fulfill her fortune.

(Y/N): "Fortune fulfilled bitch!"

Jennith: "(Y/N) you bastard!"

We then see a guard shoot a black hole from his hands by accident as we see it tries to suck everyone in it and we see most of the girls go bottomless due to the black hole.

(Y/N): *sees Stick to the walls guy still alive*"Stick to the walls guy, I was so wrong about ya."*sees all of his guts fly into the black hole*"Oh god."

We then see Zee fly backward along with the other girls as they were about to fulfill their sex fortunes as you then fired fortune cookies that negated their fates and the blackhole closed and everyone was on the ground and we see Jennith on the ground and she sees that her entire company was destroyed.

(Y/N): "Well that was easy."

Courtney: "We're freed! And I didn't have sex Gwen!"

Sierra: "I still got my fortune, and at this point I need something to get my mind off of Cody for a while."

Courtney: "Then try using a vibrator in your butt it works for me." *Sees the girls looking at her* "Oh right, like I'm the weird one here, it's natural okay!"

Scarlett: "It's a good way to relieve stress, I should know, I've done it on Pahkitew Island, when the cameras were down."

Courtney: "Exactly, I had to do it whenever the cameras were down or when I had to deal with Duncan."

(Y/N): "Well you girls need to get dressed."

We then see a Sailor Moon transformation sequence and they were all in assistant, secretary, and intern outfits.

Jasmine: *Looks at Courtney's butt* "Crikey, your land down under is large."

Courtney: "Um thanks, but my butt isn't that big." *Pauses* "Is it?"

Sierra: "Oh it is, you should see the total drama fan sites, one of them has a gif of you doing that cheer routine in TDA in the animal buddy challenge."

(Y/N): "We should head home girls."*to Jennith*"You too since you lost your company."

We later see everyone at home and Courtney looking at the total drama fan sites as she saw the gif of her cheer routine.

Courtney: "Woah, I didn't know it was that big."

Meanwhile with Jennith, we see her drinking wine as we see Desiree comforting her.

Jennith: *While crying* "It's not fair!"*drinks from the bottle*"I thought I had it all, I used to be queen of the world and now I'm just a poor woman living in a small house."

Desiree: "It's not that bad, now you can live with (Y/N)."

Jennith: *while crying*"I thought I would win him over with a fortune cookie but now I have nothing!!!!"

We then see Sierra walk by in a robe and she sit on the couch.

Sierra: "I can't believe I thought I had a bad fortune, I had sex with someone I desired the least and now I'm over Cody. (Y/N) Primus is the new Cody."

Courtney: "Should we be worried?"

Gwen: "(Y/N) destroyed a cookie factory that controls fate for profit, I think (Y/N) can handle a stalker."

Courtney: "Fair enough, but seriously is my butt that big? I never really noticed."

Sierra: "Well it's not as big as Leshawna's, she holds that title, but yours is more like a bubble butt."

Courtney: *a bit embarrassed* "I knew eating all those chips would be bad for me."

Gwen: "And the peanut butter fudge bars."

Courtney: "Yeah."

Meanwhile with Zee and Sindella, we see them at a table and we see you come into the room.

(Y/N): *comes in*"Man Cody had a missed opportunity with her."*to Zee and Sindella*"So anyways, how's it going girls?"

Zee: *To Sindella* "You left me and dad on my birthday."

(Y/N): "Okay, not so good. Well I called someone here to have a talk about you two."

We then see June Moon come into the room and she sees both Zee and Sindella.

Zee: "Uh, (Y/N) why did you call my art teacher here?"

(Y/N): "You tried to have her be your step mother and she's not the only person I called."

We then see Dr. Wong come into the room and she sits with Zee and Sindella as we see June sit with Dr. Wong.

Dr. Wong: "Now let's begin with the session."

June: "Should I be here for the session?"

Dr. Wong: "You're more of a family friend Ms. Moon and Zee attempted to have you to be her step mother."

June: "Oh well I guess I could stay here for the session."

Later, we see Zee and Sindella hugging each other and we see June join the hug.

Sindella: "I am so sorry Zee, I don't know what I was thinking!"

Zee: "And I'm sorry too! I just wanted to make dad happy again!"

(Y/N): "Well, thanks to Dr. Wong has worked her magic and both of you are now on good terms. What now?"

Sindella: "Well I could stay with you."

(Y/N): "Alright, I'll set up the room."

You then press a button as we see a bedroom formed and it has two beds in it.

(Y/N): "Since Jennith has nowhere else to stay, she will be your roommate."

Sindella: "Okay then."

We later see the other Total Drama girls arrive at your house and they see Gwen and Courtney making out with each other.

Leshawna: "Are you two smooching each other?"

Gwen: *Pulls back* "Yes, and before you ask we made up, we kissed and were dating."

Leshawna: "And how did you two get together?"

Courtney: "Fortune cookie."

Lindsay: "You mean those cookies you got at Panda Express? Mine said I'd tinkle in something that wasn't a toilet, and it was right."

Leshawna: "It's true, she whizzed in a bush."

Sierra: *comes in*"Girls I am finally over Cody thanks to that fortune cookie, he's my new boyfriend now."

Leshawna: "Who is?"

Sierra: "(Y/N) Primus."

Lindsay: "You mean the smartest and cutest guy around? Congratulations."

Sierra: "Thanks, and he gave me an invisibility belt so I can stalk him, he doesn't mind me stalking him."

Leshawna: "Huh, nice."

Lindsay: "Speaking of, Leshawna, have you and Harold ever actually gone on a date yet?"

Leshawna: "Nah we became friends now, it was a mutual break up, he's not much of a man to me and I'm too much of a woman for him."

Heather: "Probably because you might crush him when you sleep on top of him."

Leshawna: "Oh you calling me fat!?"

???: "More like very bloated."

The girls then see you come into the room and you sit on the couch and you turn on the TV and it was on the Infidelity Network.

TV: "You are now watching the infidelity network."

(Y/N): "By the way, little known facts about this show. This is a hidden camera show that displays real time infidelity."

Leshawna: *Sees a man cheating on his wife with a ebony woman on TV*"Well I can't blame him, his wife is a total bitch like Heather."

Heather: "It's true."

Leshawna: "Wait (Y/N) did you call me fat?"

(Y/N): "I'll show you how fat your butt is."

You then drop a penny and we see the penny orbiting around Leshawna's butt.

Leshawna: "What the- what's happening?"

Lindsay: "That penny is floating around you."

(Y/N): "I made that penny orbit around your gigantic butts, it's a new way to measure how big a woman's butt is."

Leshawna: "That's nice, but I already know how large my trunk is, just ask Heather."

Lindsay: "Oh yeah when she accidentally used your butt as a-"

Heather: "Don't say it."

(Y/N): "As a what?"

Lindsay: "Back on TDI, Heathers accidentally used Leshawna's butt as a towel."

Heather: "Lindsay!"

(Y/N): "Wow."

Leshawna: "Well it was nice to know that happened to someone that showed her boobs on national TV."

Heather: "Coming from the girl who showed her ass on national TV?"

Leshawna: "Yeah not the best moment of my life."

Lindsay: "Neither was me peeing the confessional, and in the horror movie challenge."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, I remember that."

Lindsay: "Hey Leshawna, why don't you date (Y/N), he's a nice guy and he's a lot smarter than Harold."

Heather: "And he doesn't trip on his own feet."

Leshawna: "Well what the heck, I'll give it a go."

(Y/N): "Ok, I also set up a whole bunch of rooms to accommodate all of you."

Courtney: "Thanks."

Later on, we see the total drama girls setting their belongings in their rooms and we see you, Leshawna, and Lindsay watching TV.

TV: "This is Lady Butt Cops, a crime fighting show about two lady cops with the biggest butts you've ever seen."

Lindsay: "Wow Leshawna you're in that show."

Leshawna: "Very funny Lindsay now's not a-"

(Y/N): "No she's right, look."

Leshawna sees herself on TV and she is fighting drug lords with her own butt.

(Y/N): "This is interdimensional cable, this show was made after the success you and Courtney had as a duo on Total Drama and you both became buddy cops with big butts on a TV show."

Leshawna: "Dang I look good in that police uniform."

Lindsay: "I know right, whoever thought Courtney would have a large butt too, but not as big as Leshawna's."

Courtney: *offscreen* "Hey!"

(Y/N): "Makes sense considering that Leshawna plays the role of the veteran cop that knows her way around the law while Courtney is more of a rookie cop."

Lindsay: "Really? I thought Courtney would be the veteran and Leshawna would be the rookie."

(Y/N): "I think they make a good choice on who's the rookie cause Leshawna looks like she knows more than Courtney."

Leshawna: "It's true."

(Y/N): "Couch give the girls a foot massage."

We then see arms grab Leshawna and Lindsay's shoes and we see the hands massage their feet.

Lindsay: "Mmm, this feels so nice."

Leshawna: "Yeah it does, I never had a foot massage."

(Y/N): "When it comes to having company, I'm always prepared."

Lindsay: "Hey I've been meaning to ask, Leshawna what did you do after you weren't picked for All Stars?"

Leshawna: "Well I've been meeting with some new friends from Revenge of the island like Anne Maria, Zoey, and Dakota. Zoey has a weird taste for men, she's dating a guy with multiple personalities."

Lindsay: "Didn't you have a small thing for Harold?"

Leshawna: "That's regular weird, not psychological weird."

Lindsay: "Well after All Stars, they've been dating for awhile until Mike and Zoey had a mutual break up because of what happened on the show."

(Y/N): "Like how Mal might pop up again if Mike gets bonked in the head?"

Lindsay: "Something like that."

Leshawna: "Yikes, looks like Duncan wasn't lying when he said he knew Mike."

We then see Zoey come into the room and when she sits on the couch the couch takes her shoes and then gives her a foot massage and a pedicure.

Zoey: "Oh yeah, this is the life."

Leshawna: "How are things with Mike?"

Zoey: "Well we are getting along as friends and I gave him a helmet in case Mal comes back."

(Y/N): "So who's gonna be your new boyfriend with a mental disorder?"

Zoey: "Um... I don't know, ever since Mike and I broke up, there hasn't been a man who caught my eye."

(Y/N): "How about someone who has a mental disorder that doesn't make them evil like autism?"

Zoey: "You mean someone like you?"

(Y/N): "Well I have autism and mental disorders are your kink right?"

Zoey: "Well it's not really my kink, but I would date you if you want."

(Y/N): "Okay, I'll be your boyfriend cause mental disorders are your kink."

Zoey: "It's not my kink, I liked Mike even before I knew about his MPD."

(Y/N): "Alright, hey Rocine get in here."*sees Rocine come into the room*"Has Connie's mom fucked with other gems?"

Rocine: "Of course, here's how she fucked Pearl!"

Rocine then plays a clip as we see Priyanka in her college years and she sees Pearl crying by herself and we see Priyanka walk up to her.

Priyanka: "Are you okay?"

Pearl: "I miss Rose so much!!!"

Priyanka: "Oh well is there anyway I can help?"

Not long later, we see Priyanka and Pearl making out with each other in Priyanka's dorm. The clip ends as the girls were surprised to see that.

Zoey: "Uhh... wow..."

(Y/N): "I know right. And before you say anything, Steven is right behind the couch?"

Rocine: "He is."

The girls then saw Steven as he was shocked to see the clip.

Steven: "I... need to see my therapist about this..."

Rocine: "Especially after this clip!"

Rocine then plays a clip and we see you and Amethyst at Vadalia's house doing some art and you turn to Vadalia.

(Y/N): "Hey have you fucked with Amethyst?"

Vadlia: "No, we had a threesome with a medical college student named Priyanka."

Amethyst: "Oh yeah, that was awesome!"

Both Vadalia and Amethyst laughed as you continued with your painting. The clip ends as we see Steven glowing pink from watching the clip.

(Y/N): "Okay Rocine I think you should stop now, Steven is... going through some stuff."

Steven: "I'm gonna leave before you show me any more clips."

We then see Steven leave the room as you turn to Rocine.

(Y/N): "Well since he's out of the room, did Connie's mom have fun with other gems?"

Rocine: "Here's Priyanka drunk one night and fucked Jasper."

Rocine then plays a clip and we see Priyanka drunk and wandering into Jasper's territory and Jasper sees her.

Jasper: "What are you doing here human?"

Priyanka: *while drunk**puts a finger on Jasper's gem*"I just witness a teenage boy growing to the size of a house and I need something to get that image out of my-"*hiccup*"-head."

Jasper: "Get your finger off of my face before I rip it off of your hand!"

Suddenly we see Priyanka kiss Jasper on the lips and Jasper was surprised, shocked, and confused as the clip ends.

(Y/N): "Man that was weird."

Zoey: "Yeah, what is with her mom?"

(Y/N): "Glad Connie didn't saw that."

Rocine: "Or this next clip!"

Rocine then plays a clip and we see Priyanka on Homeworld and we see her come out of a room and she was covered in Blue, Yellow, and White lipstick cause she made out with Blue, Yellow and White Diamond.

Priyanka: "I'm gonna scratch kissing giants off of my bucket list."

When the clip ends you notice that Connie was in the room as well and she saw the clip as well.

Rocine: "Priyanka has been making out with the diamonds for 10 hours straight."

(Y/N): "Yeah, who wouldn't want to make out with a giant woman."

Connie: *Sighs* "Not again."

Lindsay: "Again? This isn't the first time this has happened?"

Connie: "Yeah, ever since mom made out with Garnet, she's been cheating on dad with gems."

Rocine: "I know right, she has a way with gems, especially Rose Quartz."

Rocine then plays a clip as we see Priyanka in her high school years having her first kiss with Rose Quartz. The clip ends as Connie was shocked to see that clip.

Connie: "Was that my mom's first kiss?!"

Rocine: "Yep."

Connie: "I can't believe this, my mom is a gem smooching nymphomaniac!"

(Y/N): "Wanna hear a second opinion?"

Rocine: "In the form of a clip."

Rocine then plays a clip and we see Priyanka open the door to her office and she sees you as a leg.

(Y/N): "Hey doc, look at me! I'm a leg! A leg doc! I'm Leg (Y/N)!"

The clip ends as Connie was confused about that as the total drama girls were laughing about it.

Connie: "I don't get it."

Zoey: "(Y/N) is a leg in that clip."

Connie: "I need to have a talk with mom."

You then press a button on your remote and we see Priyanka teleport into the room.

(Y/N): "And before you say anything, I pressed pause on your work with a time bubble. It will go away once you arrive back to work and why you're here because your daughter just saw you being a gem smooching nymphomaniac thanks to our resident Observer, Rocine."

Rocine: "Hey."

Connie: "Mom why are you doing this? You're married to dad, remember?"

Priyanka: "Look I'm sorry but sometimes your father and I have-"

(Y/N): "Let me guess, his 'equipment' is not good enough for ya."

Priyanka: "No, it's just we kinda lost that spark between us. We're getting a divorce soon."

Connie: "What?! Why didn't you tell me?!"

Rocine: "Probably after round 50 with the diamonds."

Priyanka: "Do you mind?"

Rocine: "Sorry, but actually she went 85 rounds with the diamonds."

Connie: "85?! How would-"*inhales and exhales* "I don't even want to know, I just can't right now."

(Y/N): *To Rocine* "I know observing stuff is your thing but I think we should stop before things spin out of control."

Rocine: "Just like how she spins out of control with Spinel?"

Rocine then plays a clip and we see Spinel confused on what she's doing as we see her arms and legs wrapped around Priyanka like it's a bondage.

Spinel: "I don't see the point in this game, Priyanka?"

Priyanka: *moans*"Just keep doing it."

The clip ends as we see Connie scream into a pillow as Priyanka was a bit embarrassed from that clip.

(Y/N): "Ha! She was doing bondage with Spinel! Oh that's fucking hilarious!" *To Rocine* "Also, Rocine, what did we talk about going too far in observing?"

Rocine: "It's not my fault I have an indestructible energy shield around me cause you put the shield around me to protect me."

(Y/N): "Yeah, and you also know I can turn off the shield anytime I want if you go too far."

Rocine: "Good point I'll try to take it easy." *to Priyanka* "Sorry about that, it's a thing Observers do and I took it too far."

Priyanka: "It's fine, my daughter thinks of me as a gem smooching nymphomaniac now."

Connie: "You used to give me like 100 rules and you're the responsible one of the house and now you're just kissing and having sex with gems left and right."

(Y/N): "And sometimes all over." *sees Connie looking at him* "Right, sorry not the time."

Connie: "I don't know what to think about you now."

(Y/N): "How about single and ready to mingle?"

Rocine: "Not a good time man."

(Y/N): "What you were thinking of it too."

Rocine: "Yeah but I didn't say it outloud."

Connie: "How long will the divorce have an effect on me?"

(Y/N): "Only one way to find out."

Sometime later, after Connie's parents divorced, we see Connie was dealing with her parents divorce and we see the divorce taking effect on her.

(Y/N): "The divorce is having an effect on Connie in less than 3 hours. She's eating her feelings on my couch."

The total drama girls then see Connie eating numerous boxes of eyeholes as we see the Eyehole Man try to burst through the window but to no avail.

(Y/N): "Welp time for you to go back to college."

You then pull out a bubble gun and then you put Connie in a bubble as she then floats off back to her college dorm.

Leshawna: "Should we be worried?"

(Y/N): "Don't worry the bubble pops when she gets to her destination."

Eva: *While lifting a dumbbell* "That's not what she meant, she's talking about how Connie is dealing with her folks getting a divorce."

(Y/N): "I'm sure she's fine, she'll get over it. She fought against a giant robot in space, I'm sure a divorce would be the least of her worries. It's not like she would turn into a pink godzilla monster like Steven did."

Courtney: "But we need to help her deal with her parents divorce."

(Y/N): "Well if parents divorcing has taught me, it's an opportunity for a step parent to step in. How do you think I got my step mother Gam to marry my mother?"

Courtney: "So we just need to find someone for Priyanka then?"

(Y/N): "Time for some speed dating."

Sometime later, we see you place a poster on the wall of a building and we see you walk up to the girls.

(Y/N): "Now we wait."

Courtney: "Uh how does a poorly drawn poster would-"

Before Courtney finishes her thought, we see a large line of people arrive as you then turn to the girls.

(Y/N): "Okay who's first?"

Later, after so many speed dates, we see that Priyanka wasn't feeling it with the candidates.

Priyanka: "Honestly, they like me for my body and not for my profession as a doctor."

(Y/N): "So who's left."

Gwen: *Checks the list* "Not much, just you and several other girls."

(Y/N): "Okay then."*sits on the seat*"Smartest man in the universe can pretty much invent anything and I respect you as a person and not a sex toy with legs."

Priyanka: "Thank you, and do you have a well paying job?"

(Y/N): "You'll find out in a few seconds."

We then see an alien assassin appear next to you and he turns to you, his name is Bob.

Bob: "Hey uh sorry to interrupt this speed dating thing, but I'm here to pick up my order."

(Y/N): *hands Bob a briefcase*"Here ya go."

Bob: "Sweet! Does this gun shoot Dark Energy? My target can't be killed by regular energy."

(Y/N): "Yep it fires Dark Energy, my payment please."

Bob hands you a briefcase full of flurbos and then he gives his card to Priyanka.

Bob: "Ma'am, if you need an assassin to kill someone, just call my number on this card. I just love killing people, but not in the ugly bastard with no morals way but more like it's important to enjoy your job kind of way."

Priyanka: "Well, It is important to enjoy your job."

(Y/N): "10 billion flurbos is 50 billion dollars in human US currency."

Priyanka: "Woah, well I see that making weapons for assassins pays well."

Bob: "Oh (Y/N) has a policy about not killing innocent people who didn't do anything wrong in their lives. He wants to know the targets before making weapons to kill them."

Priyanka: "Noted."*to you*"Well it's official, your my new lover."

(Y/N): "Cool I got two moms dating me, one is a doctor and the other is on the cover of Victoria's Secret."

Priyanka: "I'm guessing it's Kelly right?"

You then hold up a magazine article called Victoria's Secret and Priyanka sees Kelly on the cover of the magazine.

Priyanka: "Wow she looks good in that."

(Y/N): "Better tell Connie the good news."

Sometime later, Connie just heard about her mother dating you now as she was surprised and confused at the same time.

Connie: "I don't know how to feel about this."

Priyanka: "I know it's a bit fast but it worked with his mother."

Connie: "I can't believe you would date (Y/N)."

Priyanka: "And that's wrong?"

Connie: "Well for one thing, he's old enough to be my brother."

Meanwhile with you, we see you sitting with Zoey and Jasmine watching TV while Connie is talking to Priyanka.

Priyanka: " I know this is a big change but you do want me to be happy right?"

Connie: "Right."

Priyanka: "Okay and I'm happy with (Y/N), he is an exciting person to be around."

Zoey: "How exciting can he get?"

(Y/N): "One way to find out."

Sometime later, we see you and the girls on Yautja Prime and we see you, Zoey, Priyanka, and Jasmine at an alter and we see the chief of the Yautja walk up to them.

(Y/N): "I speak their language so I'll be his translator."

Chief: *in the Yautja language*"Will you humans follow our ways and complete the right of passage of our people?"

(Y/N): "He said are you ready to do the right of passage?"

Zoey: "We are, but uh, what's the right of passage?"

(Y/N): "The right of passage is hunting a xenomorph. Which I've done by the way."*reveals the mark on your belly*"Check it."

Jasmine: "Impressive."

Chief: *in the Yautja Language*"May the Blooding Ritual begin!"

Jasmine: *to you* "What did he say?"

(Y/N): "He said 'now go hunting"."

Jasmine: "Gotcha."

We see you and the girls setting up camp and we see you taking a nap. Later on, we see the girls making weapons and tools and Jasmine sees you're not doing anything.

Jasmine: "Aren't you gonna help us mate?"

(Y/N): "I've already done my Blooding Ritual, it's your turn."

Jasmine: "Right..."

(Y/N): "Predators get their gear by making honorable hunts, meaning the more dangerous hunts they do and accomplish the more stuff they get like a plasma caster or a scythe that cuts through stuff."

Jasmine: "Okay and what do we get since we're all first time hunters."

(Y/N): "Well you use sticks and stones and whatever you find, that's the point of hunting, use what you got around you."

Zoey: *puts on war paint on*"I'm ready."

Priyanka: "And how are we supposed to find a Xenomorph?"

(Y/N): "Oh easy, you can't find the Xenomorph, they find you."

Zoey: "Well we'll be ready."

Sometime later, we see both Jasmine and Zoey waiting for the xenomorph and Priyanka has set up a fire and she looks for more fire wood and she's worried that the xenomorph is out there as something grabbed her and took her away. Jasmine notices that Priyanka is gone and she grabs a spear to look for her. Jasmine and Zoey then follow a trail and she finds a cave filled with xenomorph eggs and she sees Priyanka stuck in slime.

Jasmine: "Priyanka!"

Zoey then goes to her and frees Priyanka as we see a Xenomorph much taller than all of them stand behind Jasmine as slime from the Xenomorph's mouth fell into Jasmine's hair.

Jasmine: "Hey! Watch the hair!"

Jasmine then turns to see the xenomorph that is 3 feet taller than Jasmine and she looks up to the monster.

Jasmine: "Um hi..."

The xenomorph then tried to attack Jasmine as we see a spear get shoved into it's mouth as the body collapsed onto the ground and Jasmine saw that Zoey threw the spear after she freed Priyanka.

Jasmine: "Nice throw Zoey."

Zoey: "Thanks and if I've read the books about Xenomorphs right, we're in the middle of the xenomorph mating season. That's why there are so many eggs here, well more than usual."

Priyanka: *Coughs* "And (Y/N) said to stay far away from them."

Zoey: "And Jasmine, that Xenomorph was thinking about having kids with you."

Jasmine: *throws up in her mouth*"I threw up in my mouth."

We then see Zoey take one of the fingers from the corpse and then put a mark on her stomach.

Zoey: "There, now I've completed the Blooding Ritual, I'm a grown woman now."

Jasmine: "Which means Priyanka is a late bloomer by Yautja standards."

Zoey: "And you're tall enough to be a Predator, Jasmine."

Jasmine: "Well I am from Australia. So what now?"

Zoey: "Well after the Blooding ritual I am an adult, you two need to catch up."

Jasmine: "Then we should find other Xenomorphs in this cave."

We then see both Jasmine and Priyanka arm themselves with axes and spears and they head deeper in the cave. Meanwhile with you, we see Zoey come back to camp as she sees you sleeping in a chair.

Zoey: "Still sleeping I see."

(Y/N): *yawns*"Yeah, where are Jasmine and Priyanka?"

Zoey: "Still hunting Xenomorphs, they should be done with their prey soon enough."

Meanwhile with Jasmine and Priyanka, we see a Xenomorph holding Jasmine to a wall and it sniffs her.

Jasmine: "I am not gonna be your mate!"

We see Jasmine push the Xenomorph into a stalactite and it gets impaled into it and dies.

Jasmine: "I am from Australia you dingo!"

Jasmine then puts the mark on her stomach as well using Xenomorph blood.

Jasmine: "Ouch..."

Jasmine then looks around and sees Priyanka holding the head of the Xenomorph queen.

Priyanka: "We had a discussion about parenting techniques and she didn't agree with me."

Jasmine: "Huh, that's a weird looking xenomorph, it's head is bigger than a lot of xenomorphs."

Priyanka: "It's their queen aka their mother."

Sometime later, we see you and the others arrive home and we see Priyanka and Jasmine earning their marks as we see you all sitting on the couch and watching TV.

Priyanka: "Is xenomorph blood supposed to burn?"

Zoey: "It's acid blood so it's supposed to burn."

(Y/N): "Who wants to watch an episode of Hot or Not?"

Priyanka: "Hot or not?"

Zoey: "It's a reality show about a tentacle alien choosing who to impregnate with. It's a show from an alternate reality."

You then turn on the TV and it shows Hot or Not.

TV: "Our contestants are Jasmine from Australia, Summer from Washington, Kiara from Krootabulon, and finally a recently single mother Priyanka from Beach City."

Priyanka: "What? But we're right here."

(Y/N): "This show is from another universe, that's how Interdimensional Cable works."

Priyanka: "Oh, okay I get it now."

TV: "These girls will compete against each other to see which one of them will be going home with an hentai tentacle monster home as their husband."

Priyanka: "Uhh..."

(Y/N): "Don't worry, that guy is only talking about the contestants of that reality and not you."

Priyanka: "Oh right, though I am a bit disturbed they would actually make that the prize."

Jasmine: "You had a divorce so it would make sense you might go on this show."

Sometime later, we see Kiara arrive home and we see her put her blood covered spear on the table and she sees you and the girls watching Hot or Not.

Kiara: "Are you guys watching hot or not?"

(Y/N): "Yeah it's a great show."

TV: "Looks like it's a 4 way tie, which means these girls are gonna have a lot of eggs in their bellies with their new hentai tentacle monster husband!"

You and the girls see the contestants get grabbed by the hentai tentacle monster and it starts having tentacle sex with them.

(Y/N): "Man there's always a 4 way tie with this show."

Kiara: "Why am I even on that show?"

(Y/N): "You have 3 ex boyfriends and your dating life pretty much sucks."

Kiara: "....Make sense."

Gwen: "And you have three boobs soo..."

Kiara: "Also make sense."

(Y/N): "Yeah, I don't mind the body, I like the kind of woman who can bring back a live turkey and make a thanksgiving dinner out of it. The 3 boobs is a plus to me, the rest of you I prefer as a person."

Kiara: *blushes*"Heh...thanks."

(Y/N): "Anytime.

Later on, in the forest, we see you, Jessica, and Kiara in the forest on a camping trip and we see Kiara bringing back a turkey she just just hunted down.

Kiara: "I got the food."

Jessica: "I'm a vegan."

(Y/N): *Whispers* "Just go with it." *to Kiara* "Nice job Kiara, it's a turkey dinner tonight."

Kiara: "Thanks."

We see Kiara cooking the turkey and we see Jessica a bit grossed out on it. Once the turkey is done, we see Jessica cautiously taking a bite out of the turkey and then her face turns green and she throws up offscreen.

Kiara: "Why didn't you eat some of the salad I made you?"

Jessica: *sees the salad* "Ohh uh, sorry about that."

Kiara: "It's fine, at least you tried turkey meat."

Jessica: "...Yeah."

Later that night, we see Jessica is sleeping in her tent while we see you and Kiara laying down and looking up to the stars.

Kiara: "(Y/N)....Am I a bad girlfriend?"

(Y/N): "Well if you ask me you're not a bad girlfriend, just have a bad taste in men."

Kiara: "True, using Jerry of all people is something I regret, to be honest he's too weak to be my boyfriend."

(Y/N): "And too stupid, and hard to tolerate sometimes, honestly if he was trying to camp, he would most likely get eaten by a snake."

Kiara: *Giggles*"Who would be dumb enough to get themselves eaten by a snake so easily?"

(Y/N): "I actually put him into a simulated camp site and he was convinced that getting eaten by a snake is nature's way of providing him a sleeping bag."

Kiara: *laughs out loud*"Oh god, he is so stupid."

(Y/N): "I know right, and get this, he was 3 minutes in the simulation."

Kiara: *laughs out loud*"Wow!"

(Y/N): "I know, and Beth told me the time they all actually went camping and he became a god because he led a bunch of rock people called Unproductives."

Kiara: "Hm, that doesn't sound like Jerry."

(Y/N): "Then he gave it up without using it to cure cancer or Covid-19."

Kiara: "There it is."

Later on, we see you and the girls arrive home and you all get into the house.

Kiara: "Hey (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Yeah?"

Kiara: "Um...would you be my boyfriend?"

(Y/N): "Sure, who wouldn't want a badass huntress with 3 boobs?"

Kiara: "Thank you, and if you want you can feel my 3 boobs."

(Y/N): "It's a good thing I gave myself extra hands."

You then feel Kiara's breasts with 3 hands as Kiara moans a bit.

Kiara: "Mmm, your hands feel so much better than Jerry's or my ex-boyfriend's."

(Y/N): "You know people would want to have an extra hand to do this to a gal like you."

Meanwhile, from your window, we see Jerry watching grope Kiara's breasts with 3 hands as he starts crying because he only has 2 hands.

Back to you.

(Y/N): "Welp, I'm gonna have a party soon, wanna come along?"

Kiara: "Sorry, there's parasitic monsters I have to hunt down a few light-years from here and I wish I can make some time."

(Y/N): "Oh don't worry, I understand."

Next: Chapter 10: Parasite Madness