Chapter 8: Cloning Madness
We then see you come out of your lab and then a light appears and you see yourself.
???(Y/N): "Killed by your brother?"
(Y/N): "Pretty much, and both Death and Lady Death would be pissed to find out I have a cloned body."
???(Y/N): "Yeah and I got other clones of myself so you're okay."
(Y/N): "Thanks man."
???(Y/N): "No problem, oh by the way are you done with fascist dystopias?"
Your variant then turns on the lights and you see numerous flags of fascist governments and countries including a portrait of Adolf Hitler shaking your hand for sterilizing China and you look at Fascist (Y/N).
(Y/N): "Yyyyyes?"
F. (Y/N): "That yes sounded liberal with the letter Y."*pulls out a pistol*
We then see Fascist Paulina walk in with a glass of wine which was actually grape juice.
F. Paulina: "Well isn't this a treat, two (Y/N)s in the same room."
(Y/N): "Paulina I caught this socialist in my lab."
F. (Y/N): "Obviously the imposter is the (Y/N) from the clone vat."
F. Paulina: "It is obvious, but not to the police."
Fascist Paulina then shot Fascist (Y/N) in the head and killed him as you look at Fascist Paulina with a confused look.
(Y/N): "Okay uh, why did you-"
F. Paulina: "Fascist (Y/N) is too political and obviously inferior, I want a (Y/N) with superior genes and a superior mind." *Eyes your crotch* "And I want our children to have our superior genes."
(Y/N): "Okay but I-"
F. Paulina: *points her gun at you*"BITCH YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME AND WE WILL HAVE BABIES!!! And we destroyed all of the world's supply of birth control pills so that women will always have men with superior genes!"
(Y/N): "I was gonna say can we have a 3 way with Mr. Meeseeks?"
F. Paulina: "Sounds hot, alright."
You then grab a Meeseeks box and then you press the button on it and then Mr. Meeseeks appeared next to Fascist Paulina.
Mr. Meeseeks: "Hi I'm Mr. Meeseeks!"
(Y/N): *points to Fascist Paulina*"KILL THAT NAZI BITCH!!!"
Mr. Meeseeks: *tackles Fascist Paulina and chokes her*"Can do!"
We then see the two fight each other and then Fascist Paulina shot you in the head and the bullet killed you. We then see you wake up in another clone body only this time it was in a magical world and you fall out of the vat.
(Y/N): "Okay where am I?"
You then look around as you see a light turned on and you see yourself as a warlock from the Boiling Isles.
W. (Y/N): "What the hell man, you used up a clone!"
(Y/N): "Oh sorry, I'm a (Y/N) from another reality, I was killed by my brother who turned into a monster with a giant arm.
W. (Y/N): "Oh shit just like that monster guy from the movie the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, and then got sent to a fascist universe and then got shot by Fascist Pahlina.
???(Witch Paulina): "Babe is everything alright?"
Witch Paulina then comes into the room and she was wearing a sexy magical girl outfit and both of you saw her.
(Y/N): "Okay what's the dress code here?"
W. (Y/N): "Her choice of clothing, not the law's. They're more terrifying and less Sailor Moon mixed with Kill la Kill."
(Y/N): "You mean they're like Owl House?"
W. (Y/N): "Oh don't get me started with that place, Eda Clawthorne thinks I have a crush on her but I don't have a crush on her."
(Y/N): "Well at least your universe is a magical world rather than a Fascist Dystopia."
Warlock (Y/N) and Witch Paulina were silent for a second and then they were angry at you.
(Y/N): "What?"
Sometime later, we see you being chased by the Emperor's Coven guards led by Lilith Clawthorne.
(Y/N): "God damn it when did this become the norm?!"
We then see you trip on your feet and you fall head first onto the ground with a giant spike through your head killing you instantly. Then we see you wake up in a body of a shrimp and then the clone vat opens up and we see you fall out of it and then lights come on and you see Shrimp (Y/N).
S. (Y/N): *in a german accent*"You two fascist?"
You then look up and you see flags of Hydra's symbol on them.
(Y/N): "Nope!"
You then bash your head on the glass of the vat and then killed yourself. We then see you wake up in a Hulk body and we see you fall out of the clone vat and we see you get out of the lab and then the light comes on and you see Hulk (Y/N).
H. (Y/N): "Whoah what the fuck man, you used up a clone?"
(Y/N): "Um hail Hulk Hitler?"
H. (Y/N): "What? What the fuck, what the fuck are you talking about?"
(Y/N): "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, dude I've been through a whole lot of bad realities and I'll literally say anything to get home."
H. (Y/N): "Killed by your brother and now two Deaths are wondering where the fuck are you?"
(Y/N): "Yep."
???(Paulina): "Babe, is everything okay in there?"
You and Hulk (Y/N) sees Hulk Paulina come into the room and she sees you in the room.
H. Paulina: "Were you making clones?"
H. (Y/N): "Yeah but just as a precaution in case something happens to me. And this guy here is a (Y/N) from another reality, he just died and now he's trying to get home."
(Y/N): "Hi there."
H. Paulina: "Oh, heh. Is it weird"
H. (Y/N): "Nah, this is normal to him."
(Y/N): "So everyone in your world is a Hulk?"
H. (Y/N): "Yeah, during the early human age, a gamma meteor hit Earth and the gamma radiation turned the proto-humans into Hulks and now we're a civilization of Hulks."
(Y/N): "And I bet you're not fascist, just communist."*sees Hulk (Y/N) looking at you*"What?"
We then see you running for your life in a Communist Dystopian city from the cops.
(Y/N): "Christ this is even worse than the Facists!"
We then see cops beat you up and dogs chew you up and kill you. Then we see you wake up in another cloning vat and you were in a Vulcan body and you fell out of the vat.
(Y/N): "Please don't be communist or fascist."
You look around and you see nothing out of the ordinary and we see you climb out of the lab and we see the lights turn on and you see Vulcan (Y/N).
V. (Y/N): "Why did you come out of my cloning vat?"
(Y/N): "Dude it's a long story, I went through a lot of bad realities because my brother killed me and probably pissed off two grim reapers, and god I'm just having a bad day okay?!"
V. (Y/N): "Damn, I feel bad for you, I think Captain Freeman might want to talk to you."
You then look around and you see that you're on the Cerritos and you grab a phaser, set it to kill and you shoot yourself and killed yourself.
V. (Y/N): "Great, now I have to comfort Captain Freeman myself again."
We then see you wake up in another clone vat as you see that you're a native american now and you came out of the lab and then the lights came on and you see Mohawk (Y/N).
M. (Y/N): "Bad day? Killed by your brother? Two deaths that are probably pissed off?"
(Y/N): "Yeah."
???(Kahhori): "(Y/N), what's going on in there?"
We then see Kahhori come into the room and then she sees you.
(Y/N): "Uh, who's that?"
M. (Y/N): "Oh that's Kahhori."
Kahhori: *sees you*"(Y/N), I was wondering what happened to you, I thought you were dead?"
(Y/N): "I was until I ended up in so many fascist realities and a communist reality and a Star Trek reality, which by the way, I do not want to be in cause it's a fascist reality."
M. (Y/N): "I know right."
We then see a cannonball fly to you and knock your head off and kill you. We then see you wake up in another clone vat and this time you were a Christmas Elf and you fell out of the clone vat.
(Y/N): "Oh come on man."
We then see you get out of the lab and you see the light turn on and you see Elf (Y/N).
(Y/N): "Hey..."
Elf (Y/N): "Hi, bad day?"
(Y/N): "Yep, thank god Christmas doesn't involve fascists."
You then look around the room and you see that the whole room was filled with fascist themed Christmas decorations and you see that Santa Claus was a fascist dictator.
(Y/N): "Unless it's fascist Christmas universe... Fuuuuuck...!"
Elf (Y/N): "Honestly I feel your pain."
???(Paulina): "Sweetie? Is everything alright? Did a (Y/N) come here?"
You then see elf Paulina in a sexy Christmas elf outfit and she has a carton of eggnog and a plate of cookies.
(Y/N): "Wow, even as an elf and half the size of a human she is pretty."
Elf (Y/N): "I know right."
Elf Paulina: "Aw thanks." *To you* "By the way, I have to ask, did you turn off your cloning vat in your world? Because if you did then it would be the reason why you're here."
(Y/N): "No it doesn't cover the Sanctum Infinitum which is a place where a universe used to be. That's why this is happening."
Elf (Y/N): "You should probably run cause Santa doesn't like two of the same elves."
We then see a chimney appear and then we see Santa come out of it and he then beats you to death with a candy cane. We then see you wake up in a Cronenburg body in another clone vat and we see you fall out of the clone vat.
(Y/N): "Oh come on man."
We then see you get out of the lab and then you see the lights come on and you see Cronenberg (Y/N).
C. (Y/N): "Died at the Sanctum Infinitum?"
(Y/N): "Yep, and please tell me you guys are not ruled by a fascist or a communist reality."
C. (Y/N): "Nope."
???(Paulina): "Babe, are you with someone?"
You then see Cronenburg Paulina come into the room and you see that even though she's a horrifying monster she's a beautiful woman.
(Y/N): "Even in a Cronenburg universe Paulina is still hot."
C. Paulina: "Aw thanks, so you died at the Sanctum Infinitum and your cloning vat doesn't cover it?"
(Y/N): "Yeah."
We then see you get killed by a spear from Cronenburg Jerry as we see him chope your body to pieces as Cronenburg (YN) and Cronenburg Paulna then leave the room.
We then see you wake up in a cloning vat and this time you're a lamia and we see you fall out of the vat.
(Y/N): "A lamia? Seriously? Now that's just insulting."
We see you slither out of the lab and you see the light come on and you see Lamia (Y/N).
(Y/N): "Are you fascist?"
L. (Y/N): "Nope, a Corporatocracy."
You then see that the United States flag has Vought's logo on it and you bite your own arm and inject incredibly deadly venom into your bloodstream.
(Y/N): "Fuck you capitalistic fascists!"
You then die from the poison in your bloodstream as we see Lamia Paulina slither into the room.
L. Paulina: "Did he die at the Sanctum Infinitum?"
L. (Y/N): "Yeah, and I don't blame him for killing himself."
We then see you wake up in a clone vat in a woman's body and we see you fall out of the vat.
(Y/N): "Great."
You then leave the lab and you see a (F/N) in the room.
(F/N): "Hey you used up a clone?"
(Y/N): "Yeah I know, uh you're not like fascist or something are you?"
(F/N): "No, just sexiest."
We then see a male version of Paulina come into the room and his name is Paul.
Paul: "Did she err he died at the Sanctum Infinitum and his cloning vat doesn't cover it?"
(F/N): "Yeah. And I don't find men attractive to me because I'm a guy in a girl's body."
We then see Female (Y/N) shoot you in the head with a laser as Paul saw it happen.
Paul: "What was that for?"
(F/N): "He's a man in a girl's body, and you know I'm sexist right?"
Paul: "Oh yeah."
We then see you wake up in another clone vat as you were now in a Bee Humanoid body as we see you fall out of the clone vat. We then see the lights come on and you see Bee (Y/N).
B. (Y/N): *in a russian accent*"Are you communist?"
You then see communist symbols all over the lab.
(Y/N): "Nope!"
You then hit your head on the glass and killed yourself. Meanwhile in your universe, the girls are starting to get worried about you.
Kara: "Where is he?!"
Babs: "He's been gone for 23 months!"
Exe: "It's been 23 minutes."
Paulina: " And he's not gone, he's just jumping from universe to universe."
Girls: "What?!"
Sam. M: "How do you know that?"
Paulina: "(Y/N) told me in any case where he dies his consciousness gets transferred to another body, he calls it Operation Phoenix. And it looks like his clone vat doesn't cover dying at the Sanctum Infinitum."
Babs: "Why didn't he tell us about it?"
Paulina: "Because you might do something to his clone bodies, so he told the least likely person no one would listen to unless it was an emergency, I.E me."
Sam. M: "Why would he choose you?"
Paulina: "Hmm, let me see." *In a Sam voice* " We should change, let's sell your dad's haunted ghost equipment, let's make our own pirate radio station, let's skip school for the circus, let's wish up there movie ghosts to go after Paulina." *In a normal voice* "Ring a bell?"
Sam. M: "Point taken."
Babs: "Why not Diana?"
Paulina: "She can't operate a toaster."
The girls then heard Diana screaming and destroyed a toaster and we see the toaster being thrown into the room.
Diana: "The fire device swallowed my grains."
Zee: "Point taken."
Babs: "What about Zee or Jessica?"
Paulina: "Zee would likely make clones of herself to get out of doing chores, and Jessica would make an army of protesters that would likely destroy the planet and possibly the solar system."
Babs: "What about Karen or Kara?"
Paulina: "Kara would likely use it to bring back the Kryptonians but as bizarros instead of Kryptonians and Karen would likely figure out how the technology works but would inadvertently clone herself but the clone is evil, and you would try to make more batarangs but they'll come to life."
Babs: "True."
Zee: "Maybe I could find him in the right universe.'
Paulina: "Hmm, well that could work, but he's in different clone vats all across the multiverse. He could be anywhere."
Meanwhile with you, we see you wake up in a clone vat and we see you now a centaur.
(Y/N): "Aw shit. Centaur?"
Just then we see you leave the room as you see the lights come on and you see Centaur (Y/N).
C. (Y/N): "What the fuck dude you used up a clone!?"
(Y/N): "Um hail Centaur Hiter?"
C. (Y/N): "What the fuck?"
???(Paulina): "Sweetie did the Clone vat go off?"
We then see Centaur Paulina come into the room and you see that her breasts are just as large as Cera's from Monster Musume.
(Y/N): "Wow, is she a centaur or a dairy cow?"
C. (Y/N): "I know right? Are you built for war or for making milk?"
C. Paulina: "I came to see what was going on. Also I came from a long line of Dairy Milk Centaurs." *sees you* "Died at the Sanctum Infinitum?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, and seriously, does every Paulina know where I died?"
C. Paulina: "Yeah remember what you told us in case something like this ever happened to you?"
(Y/N): *Remembers* "Ohh yeah, man that slipped my mind."
C. Paulina: "Well if you excuse me, I need to milk myself cause it's a milking day for me, and I need to drain the girls, come on hun."
C. (Y/N): "On it."
(Y/N): "Why would you do that?"
C. (Y/N): "Because it's what all the women in the world are supposed to do in our communist world."
You look and see a brief diagram of how society works and you see that the men only do all the fighting and hard work while the women do all the cooking, raising children, making milk, and bearing children.
(Y/N): "Yeah I'm out."
You then point a blaster to your head and you shot yourself as Centaur (Y/N) and Centaur Paulina saw it happen.
C. Paulina: "I knew he would do that."
C. (Y/N): "Yeah, where did he come from? A universe where women have rights?"*laughs a little*
C. Paulina: "He does come from a universe where women have rights."
C. (Y/N): "Ohh...but you are happy with this kind of life right?"
C. Paulina: "Well it's unpleasant but I don't hate it. I just hope that (Y/N) makes it home safe."
C. (Y/N): "Yeah, same here."
C. Paulina: "Me too, now come on I need some milk my girls."
C. (Y/N): "Way ahead of you."
Centaur (Y/N) then strap Centaur Paulina to a milking machine and then it starts to milk her as she moans in pleasure.
Later on, we see you wake up in an Amazonian body in a clone vat and we see you come out of the vat.
(Y/N): "Amazonian body? What the fuck?"
We then see you come out of the lab and then the lights come on and you see yourself as an Amazonian.
(Y/N): "Okay how the fuck did this happen?"
(F/N): "Remember Surtur?"
(Y/N): "Yeah?"
(F/N): "He went to Earth instead of Asgard."
(Y/N): "Okay and what does this mean for the Amazonians?"
(F/N): "The energy from the explosion went to Amazonia and helped them evolve over the years and make a second Earth and have the people of the planet evolve to be a more civilized people."
(Y/N): "Alright, and what about me? I'm still stuck in a gigantic woman body and now I'm trying to get home."
???(Paulina): "Babe, who are you talking to?"
You then see Paulina come into the room and you saw her as an Amazonian.
AM. Paulina: "Did he die at the Sanctum Infinitum?"
(F/N): "That's right babe."
AM. Paulina: "And his vat doesn't cover that does it?"
(Y/N): "Nope, not at all."
AM. Paulina: "Did you forget to buy the Infinitum package?"
(Y/N): "Are you kidding me? You know that package is expensive! Also I just noticed that you girls still look like neanderthals?"
(F/N): "I think evolution was going for the looks can be deceiving kind of direction if you ask me."
(Y/N): "Yeah but what about my situation?"
AM. Paulina: "Well there is another way, you can just make a portal back to your home reality."
(F/N): "But why don't you stay for awhile?"
(Y/N): "Hm, well alright I can stay."
Meanwhile with the girls, we see the girls still panicking except for Paulina cause you've been gone for an hour right now.
Paulina: "Will you stop panicking, it's only been 1 hour."
Erotica: *Comes in*"What's going on?"
Paulina: "(Y/N) died and his subconscious is going on a cross dimensional hop from one clone vat to another."
Erotica: "Oh well he will be back."
Zee: "WHAT IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK?!! WHAT IF HE CAN'T COMEBACK!?!" *gets slapped by Paulina* "Ow, thank you I needed that."
Paulina: "He will comeback, I know it."
Meanwhile with you, we see in the Amazonian universe and we see both you and Amazonian Paulina watching TV.
AM. Paulina: "So you really been to Amazonia?"
(Y/N): "Yeah and they were still primitive people in my universe and they were controlled by a Femputer so I just turned her off and now they're living their lives as free women."
AM. Paulina: "Nice."
(Y/N): "Yeah, I should probably get back home."
(F/N): "Don't worry I made a way back to your world."
(F/N) then put a helmet on your head and then activate it as it then kills you via microwaves.
(F/N): "And done, now let the cloning machine do all the work."
AM. Paulina: "And we got the body to deal with."
(F/N): "Yep, now let's get the bones out of the body and use them for calcium fertilizer."
AM. Paulina: "Neat."
We later see you back in your universe and you fall out of the clone vat and you walk out of the lab and we see the lights come on and you see Paulina.
Paulina: "I told you to get the Sanctum Infinitum package."
(Y/N): "I know, but it's expensive."
Paulina: "True, oh and the girls are waiting for you."
(Y/N): "Okay."
You then head into the living room and you see the girls and when they see you they were happy to see you.
Girls: "(Y/N)!"
We then see them tackle and hug you.
(Y/N): "I was gone for a day."
Paulina: "I told them you'd show up soon but they wouldn't listen to me."
Sam. M: "It's been a long day."
Paulina: "And they all freaked out except for me."
Erotica: "And me cause I don't really panic."
(Y/N): "You girls need to see a therapist."
Zee: "No we don't."
Sometime later, we see the hero girls in Dr. Wong's office.
Dr. Wong: "You all have an unhealthy dependency for (Y/N) and it would cause you all to worry about things that you shouldn't be worrying about. I recommend you all should realize that you can do a lot of things without (Y/N)."
Paulina: "That's what I've been telling them."
Kara: "Alright, I guess we've been a little too dependent on (Y/N)."
Paulina: "A little?"
Kara: "Okay a lot."
Jessica: "So, that would mean we need to find something to do that doesn't involve (Y/N)."
Paulina: "Well I've been busy with Gwendolyn but I stopped hanging out with her cause she wants me to be her girlfriend, but she understood why I stopped hanging out with her and doing things with her."
Jessica: "Does it involve sex?"
Paulina: "Yeah, she puts me in this compartment inside her belly where I can have tentacle sex all day while she's out shopping and my head sticks out of her cleavage like I'm a hood ornament on her breasts."
Jessica: "Eww..."
Paulina: "Yeah, but the gel she fills the compartment with is actually quite soothing on the skin. But the other stuff is just, overtop."
Jessica: "Yeah, especially coming from a sexbot turned maidbot."
Dr. Wong: "Sounds to me that she needs to learn responsibility."
Diana: "We should get her to a therapy visit."
Sometime later, we see Gwendolyn come home with Kelly in her compartment and she sees you and the others and Dr. Wong in the room.
Jessica: "Gwendolyn, you gotta stop this over top sex stuff, sometimes simple things are always the best."
Dr. Wong: "Please have a seat Gwendolyn."
Gwendolyn: "Uh okay." *Sits down*
Paulina: "Ahem, you have someone in your chest."
Gwendolyn: "Kelly needs some her time alone with me okay."
(Y/N): "I can turn you into a coffee maker with the press of a button."
Gwendolyn: "Fine."
We then see Gwendolyn pull Kelly out of her compartment as we see Kelly now in a pleasure coma and you wake her up with an electric shock.
Kelly: "She was giving me some time to myself."
(Y/N): "Cause Priscilla has some business with her company?"
Kelly: "Yes, but she did go a bit overboard."
Gwendolyn: "I made sure the gel is soothing, you humans find tentacle sex fun."
Kelly: "I don't, and for the record they do that in Japan."
Gwendolyn: "I looked through Diana's search history and she likes it."
You and the others then look at Diana as she blushes bright red.
Gwendolyn: "It's actually all on your search histories, except for (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "Cause I'm not a tentacle sex crazed freak, unlike most people."
Girls: "Hey!"
(Y/N): "Saying it as it is."
Kara: "Okay all in favor of turning Gwendolyn into a vibrator say I."
Girls: "I."
(Y/N): "So you guys get addicted to sex with her no thank you, I reprogrammed her to be a maid and a maid only for my house."
Gwendolyn: "Which you made from a sexbot, it's what I'm made to do."
(Y/N): "I didn't make you my maid so that you can be a giant sex toy with legs, you're supposed to do a job around the house, not a blow job, or a hand job, but a maid job. And throughout this conversation I deleted all of your sex bot subroutines and replaced them with maid subroutines."
Kara: "So in other words, you made her boring and forced her to be something she isn't?"
(Y/N): "I didn't force her to do anything, and besides I did her a favor cause look at what Gazorpian sexbots do on a daily basis."
You then show holographic footage of male Gazorpians being rough on sexbots that look like Gwendolyn as the girls were horrified to see what's going on except for Dr. Wong because she sees your point and Gwendolyn also sees your point.
(Y/N): "See the picture."
Jessica: "Yeah, we get what you mean."
(Y/N): "And here's what humans do with that kind of sexbot."
You then show holographic footage of Morty having sex with a different sexbot as Summer comes into the room and she sees the footage.
Summer: "Oh my god!!"*covers her eyes* "Why?! Why do you have that!? Do you have cameras in our house?!"
(Y/N): "I record everything but I don't watch Morty jerking off, Jerry being an idiot, and Beth and Space Beth having incestous sex with each other cause who wants to see people having sex with their own clones."
Summer: "Did you see-"
(Y/N): "Yes and it was disgusting beyond words."
Dr. Wong: "Perhaps this camera footage would provide me more insight into the Smith Family."*to Summer*"Your family has a habit of lying to me and ignoring the advice I give them and I give you."
Summer: " Well fair enough."
Gwendolyn: "Okay I understand, I'll just get rid of the upgrades I gave myself and I'll just start doing my responsibilities as a boring maid bot."
(Y/N): "Allow me."
You then press a button on your watch and you remove all of Gwendolyn's upgrades and because she is now a maidbot, she is now in a maid outfit.
(Y/N): "Alright, now you should be able to work as a full time maid."
Gwendolyn: *sarcastic*"Yay, I'm a full time maid and not a sex toy."
Dr. Wong: *to you*"Do you have sex with Gwendolyn?"
(Y/N): "I'm not the kind of boss who has sex with his co-workers because he would give them a raise if they suck my dick."
Dr. Wong: "Point taken."
(Y/N): "Yeah get your head out of the gutter Dr. Wong."
Paulina: "It's messed up that your own boss does that to the women of a company."
(Y/N): "Or men in the office if they're gay."
Jessica: "Or women in the office if they're lesbians, or bi."
We later see Gwendolyn cleaning up around the house and we see you talking to Andre Curtis on the holophone.
(Y/N): "For the last time Mr. President, I will not make you a love potion to have Dr. Wong fall in love with you. I've been through enough court cases in the Andromeda System to know that's a horrible idea."
Andre: *over the phone*"You gotta help me! Please! I won't tell!"
(Y/N): "The last time you tried to get with Dr. Wong, she broke up with you because you thought of what people think of you and a love potion will not solve anything, it will cause more problems than providing solutions."
Andre: *Over the phone* "But-"
(Y/N): "No means no."
You then hang up on Andre as we see Gwendolyn vacuuming the floors.
Gwendolyn: "Love potion?"
(Y/N): "Yep, I made a chemical formula that is like a love potion and makes people fall in love with the first person they see. And don't get any ideas."
Gwendolyn: "Don't bother, I don't wanna use a love potion alright? I don't mess with that artificial BS, when I was a sexbot, sex was about real lust and real love. It has to be earned, not taken by force. It's all about that journey to pleasure town."
(Y/N): "Well my kind of love potion makes it the real deal and the only way to know if it's the real thing or the potion is through a blood test."
Gwendolyn: "I see."
Later on, we see you designing something for Gwendolyn as we see her come into the room and she sees you.
Gwendolyn: "(Y/N), what are you making?"
(Y/N): "I've felt bad about what happened so I made something for ya."
You then press a button and we see a separate body that is identical to Gwendolyn float into the air.
(Y/N): "I know how much you miss being a sexbot so I made a separate body for sex stuff for you."
Gwendolyn: "Oh thanks (Y/N), you really know how to treat a lady robot like me."
(Y/N): "I care about the well being of everyone because I'm not an asshole who takes people for granted. And because as your boss and friend, you should have fun doing sex stuff."*puts a button on her nipple*"Once you're done with your maid duties, this button will transmit your consciousness into your sexbot body as a reward for a job well done."
Gwendolyn: "Cool."
(Y/N): "The button will lock if all of your chores are not done, got it?"
Gwendolyn: "Got it. And since I've done them, I should try this sex bot body out."
Gwendolyn then presses the button and then the sex bot body is activated while her maid bot body is deactivated.
Gwendolyn: "Hmm, still feels the same."
(Y/N): "All of those sex related upgrades you got yourself, I used them to make a separate body for you. Once you're in the sex bot, the teleporter will switch places with your maid body."
The bodies then switch places via teleportation and Gwendolyn sees her maid body in a containment chamber.
Gwendolyn: "Okay, this is amazing!"*kisses you on the cheek*"Thanks (Y/N)!"
(Y/N): "No problem, now go nuts."
We later see Gwendolyn with Jessica and we see them having tentacle sex and Jessica was then covered in gel from Gwendolyn's tentacles.
Gwendolyn: "Phew, that was amazing."
Jessica: "Yes."*feels the gel on her*"Paulina's right, this gel is soothing to the touch, and a bit messy too, seriously you went to town on my butt."
Gwendolyn: *Giggles* "Well can you blame me, it's your best asset. And you got it from your mom."
Jessica: "Okay okay, anyways, why do you want me to be your girlfriend, are you feeling lonely?"
Gwendolyn: "Well (Y/N) has girlfriends and Exe has a girlfriend and I got no one but my sexfriends."
Jessica: "So you don't have a girlfriend?"
Gwendolyn: "Unfortunately, no one wants to date a sex bot and maid bot."
Jessica: "Why don't you ask (Y/N) if he can build you a girlfriend? Speaking of girls, where are my moms?"*sees her mothers in Gwendolyn's compartment*"Why are they in there having tentacle sex?"
Gwendolyn: "They have a bucket list item, one of them was doing this."
Jessica: "Can you pull them out?"
Gwendolyn then pulls both Angela and Siobhan out of her compartment and they are covered in the gel.
Angela: "The gel is nice but very messy."
Siobhan: "And if you want a girlfriend, why don't you use that maid bot body of yours and turn it into your girlfriend?"
Gwendolyn: "I'm not that desperate and that would be like dating myself."
Jessica: "Well why don't you make your own dream woman from the data you collected from your sex friends and find a different Gazorpian sexbot and put the data into it?"
Gwendolyn: "Good idea! I know just the place!"
Later on, we see Gwendolyn sneak her way into Morty's room and she takes the Sexbot in his closet and then she makes way to your lab. We see her plug a cable into her head and she uploads all of her sex friend data and then uploads it into the sex bot as the sex bot gains consciousness and sees Gwendolyn.
Gwendolyn: "Hey Regina, welcome to the world babe~."
Regina: "Hi Gwendolyn~."
???(Y/N): "What's going on here?"
Gwendolyn and Regina then see you come into the room and you see Regina.
(Y/N): "Let me guess, you built your own girlfriend out of the sex bot that Morty has?"
Gwendolyn: "Yeah, and I know what you're gonna say, and Jess gave me the idea, plus I don't wanna use my own maid body as my own girlfriend, I'm not that desperate."
(Y/N): "I was planning on building you a girlfriend but you beat me to it. For a maid and a sex toy with legs you're a lot smarter than you look."
Regina: *hugs Gwendolyn's arm*"That's right, my Gwenny is so smart~."*gropes her butt*"And sexy~."
Gwendolyn: "Aww thanks babe."
(Y/N): "Well guess you and Exe are having a double date then."
Regina: "With some plus ones too~."
Sometime later, at Sweet justice, we see a double date with Exe and Robina and Regina and Gwendolyn and both Exe and Robina see Kelly and Priscilla in their compartments.
Exe: "I see you brought two plus ones."
Regina: "We have the same interests, we made it a triple date by bringing them along in our tentacle sex compartments."
Gwendolyn: "Its a win win for us and them. Right Kelly?"
Kelly: *moans*"Yes."
We then see you come in with the girls and we see you sit in a seat that is next to the robot girls' seat.
Shego: *sees what's happening to Priscilla and Kelly*"Wow, what's going on with them? Are they having tentacle sex in your bellies?"
Regina: "It was their idea so we made it a triple date."
(Y/N): "Apparently it's what everyone wants to do. Gwendolyn and Regina are girlfriends with a lot of the same sex friends."
Regina: "Plus, I don't mind sharing my girlfriend with our sex friends, we are sex bots after all."
Erotica: "It is a good thing to keep a relationship spicy and strong, it's great to explore new things with each other."
Gwendolyn: "Great idea Erotica."
We then see Gwendolyn and Regina pull Kelly and Priscilla out of their compartments and place them at your table.
Regina: "Why don't you two date (Y/N)? You two are bisexual afterall and it gives you some spice in your marriage."
Kelly: "Well (Y/N) is a nice and attractive man."
Priscilla: "And he knows how to take care of the needs of any woman, unlike our ex-husbands and we know how to share what we like."
(Y/N): "Huh guess Gwendolyn programmed you to be a couples therapist and a sex counselor huh?"
Regina: "And a professional dominatrix for anyone who's into that, and give them a therapeutic BDSM treatment."
(Y/N): "Guess I got two hot moms with deep pockets as my girlfriends now."
Regina: "You sure do, and have fun on your date."
Sometime has passed, we see both Kelly and Priscilla enjoying time with you.
Kelly: "Oh you know how to entertain us (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "I thought you girls would be mad I took you to an active battlefield against the galactic empire."
We see you and the girls fighting Stormtroopers and we see Shego beat up Stormtroopers and we see Kitty shoot blasters at them and we see Paulina and Erotica beating them up.
Kelly: "Not really, this but it does keep us in shape."
We then see a stormtrooper grab Kelly's breasts from behind as we see Kelly's breasts unleash an electrical charge that incinerates the stormtrooper as his armor falls to the ground.
Kelly: "Oh my."
(Y/N): "I put in self defense implants in ya to keep you safe."
Kelly: *feels her breasts*"So that's why you did to my breasts."
Priscilla: "No wonder my boobs felt a bit heavier than usual."
(Y/N): "The implants I put in you are light enough that it doesn't affect your movement, your breasts are only heavy because of the breast implants your ex-husbands gave you."
Kelly: "We never got implants, they gave us a diet that gives us larger breasts and butts, they're all natural."
(Y/N): *kicks a stormtrooper in the balls*"Really?"
Priscilla: "Indeed, they just get surgeons to move the fat from our bodies and into our breasts and butts."
(Y/N): *Throws a stormtrooper into another stormtrooper* "I knew it."
Kelly: "Yeah, It's really uncomfortable if I'm being honest, I mean sometimes it's hard to move around."
Then Kelly's breasts then fired a laser that destroyed 10 AT-ATs at once as Priscilla saw it happen.
Priscilla: "Where do I get a pair of breasts like that?"
(Y/N): "I got you something even better."
You then press Priscilla's left nipple as we see battle armor form around her.
(Y/N): "I gave you a bra that doubles as a suit of battle armor. Now you're a metallic super amazon with a pair of arm cannons."
Priscilla: "Woah, now this is fashionable yet functional."
Priscilla then fire the arm cannons at the stormtroopers as we see some of them come and try to attack Kelly from behind as we see a pair of lasers come out of compartments on Kelly's butt as the stormtroopers were shocked to see that as we see the lasers shoot the stormtroopers as Kelly sees the butt lasers.
Kelly: "I have laser guns in my butt?"
(Y/N): "In case someone attacks you from behind or some perv stupid and horny enough to try to grope your butt. I got you covered from both the front and the back."
Kelly: "While your methods of protection is odd but I know you did it to protect us."
Paulina: *slices a Stormtrooper's head off with her hair*"He gave me shampoo that has nanobots that turn my hair into a deadly weapon."
We then see Paulina's hair strangling 5 other Stormtroopers and throwing them at the other stormtroopers.
Paulina: "It can kill stormtroopers and makes my hair bouncy and soft."
We later see Blaineley in her room at her house and we see a portal opened and you and the girls come out of it.
(Y/N): "Nice work Kelly, no one betrays a genocidal alien warlord after gaining their trust like you did."
Kelly: "Really thought we could've been friends."*sees Blainely*"Oh hello Blaineley."
Blaineley: "What the!? Kelly?!"
Kelly: "Hey Blaineley."
(Y/N): "Just so you know, we just got back from fighting like 5 sci-fi battlefields."
Shego: "When you date the smartest guy in the universe you end up in sci-fi stuff."
Paulina: "A lot of sci-fi stuff, but I don't mind."
Shego: "Same here, it's a great workout."
We then see Julia walk into the room and she sees you and the others with Blaineley.
Julia: "Mom what's going on?"
Paulina: "Mom?"
(Y/N): "Oh yeah, Julia and Blaineley are actually related. Unlike Julia, Blaineley isn't a real blonde while her daughter is a real blonde."
Blaineley: "Accurate but true."
(Y/N): "Well anyways, how are things Blaineley?"
Blaineley: "Pretty good after you got Chris in jail."
(Y/N): "Yeah, after the abuse he gave you, you should be thanking me."
Blaineley: "Thank you."
(Y/N): "You're welcome."
Blaineley: "He definitely deserved it after he pushed me and that other girl off the plane in China."
(Y/N): "Oh yeah, that reminds me."
Later, at Courtney's house, we see her reading some books as we see a portal open and we see you come out of it.
(Y/N): "What's up Courts?"
Courtney: "What are you doing here!?"
(Y/N): "Giving you a win."
Courtney: "Uh, what?"
You then give Courtney a lightsaber and then she turns it on.
(Y/N): "Better than a baseball bat that Duncan or Scott has right?"
Courtney: "Woah, yeah, but why are you giving this to me."
(Y/N): "Well you went through 2 boyfriends and you botched your chance at getting a girlfriend."
Courtney: "Wait girlfriend?"
(Y/N): "Gwen?"
Courtney then realized what you were implying.
Courtney: "Woah, woah, she's just a friend and that's it."
(Y/N): "I got a friend to prove that wrong, be right back."
You then make a portal and then you stick your hand into it and then you pull out Rocine and Courtney sees her.
Rocine: "I know what you're gonna ask and so I'll show you some clips of your crush on Gwen."
Courtney: "I don't have a crush on her, she's my... was my friend."
Rocine: "Not according to these clips!"
Rocine then plays clips of Courtney having a crush on Gwen throughout All Stars.
Courtney: "Does she even feel the same?"
Rocine: "Glad you ask."
Rocine then plays a clip of Gwen talking to herself in the mirror at her house.
Gwen: "Were Courtney and I acting like....girlfriends?"*realizes and blushes bright red*"Oh gosh I love Courtney."
The clip ends as Courtney was shocked to hear that from Gwen.
Courtney: "She really thinks that?" *To you* "Also does that rock person get annoying, a lot?"
(Y/N): *Does a so-so gesture* "Ehh, gotta learn how to live with the voice and the lack of privacy, just ask the lady from Junji Ito's books."
Rocine: "Well I could-"
Courtney: *to Rocine* "Don't, haven't you heard it's not nice to blab people's secrets out loud?"
(Y/N): "What were you gonna say Rocine?"
Rocine: "Well I could just show what happened to Gwen after the whole All-star debacle."
(Y/N): "Yeah go for it, you got that impenetrable shield around ya in case someone wants to hurt you."
Rocine: "Okay here's a clip about what happened to Gwen after All-stars."
Rocine then plays the clip as we see Gwen at her place after All-stars glad that she is now done with the show and Courtney.
Gwen: "I can't believe I'm done with the show and Courtney."
Gwen's mom: "Gwen, hi how was the-"
Gwen: "Don't, just don't."
Gwen's mom: "But what about that Courtney girl, you two look like you love each other."
Gwen: "...Love?! That evil little shrew got what she deserved! I tried making up for what she did, I thought she was my friend, but guess what, she isn't! Now I'm gonna forget about her."
The clip ends as Courtney starts to cry and she cries into a pillow as you then comfort her.
Courtney: *While crying* "What was I thinking!?! I am a terrible friend and a terrible girlfriend!!!"
(Y/N): "You do realize you two didn't even start dating right?"
Courtney: *While crying* "Not the point! Why did I make that list!?"
(Y/N): "Probably because you were trying to impress someone, so who exactly were trying to impress?"
Courtney: *Sniffles* "I don't know, I don't even know who I'm impressing."
Rocine: "Guessing she has a mom that has high expectations or something right?"
Courtney: "Well, yes...."
(Y/N): "I know something that will cheer you up."
Later, at Panda Express, we see you and Courtney eating their entrees
(Y/N): "How's your orange chicken?"
Courtney: "Mmm, pretty good."
(Y/N): "So did your parents ever like push you to be perfect and expect you to be a lawyer?"
Courtney: "Yeah but it was mostly mom, she kept pushing me to be a lawyer and she didn't approve of my relationship with Duncan or Scott and she wasn't gonna approve of me being with Gwen."
(Y/N): "Then that means you have mommy issues."
Courtney: "Whaat? Noo, just because she kept me from doing fun stuff and took away all my toys so I could focus on work and be a CIT doesn't I have..." *immediately realizes she has mom issues* "Oh my god, I have mommy issues."
(Y/N): "Bingo and I bet lesbian sex would help you and Gwen get back together."
Courtney: *eats a fortune cookie*"Yeah right."*reads the fortune*"You will have sex with the person you wronged the most."
Everyone, including you, were shocked to hear that including Gwen who just walked into the restaurant.
Courtney: *Shocked* "...Who made this fortune?!"
(Y/N): "Don't ask me."
We later see you and Courtney at home and we see you both watching TV and Courtney got a text from Gwen.
Courtney: "Why would Gwen text me?"
(Y/N): "Perhaps it has something to do with fortune."
Courtney: "You don't think...?"
(Y/N): "Maybe." *Sees the text* "She asked if you got the same fortune."
Courtney: "Same fortune?"
(Y/N): "She got the fortune that says: You will have sex with the person you wronged the most."*grabs Courtney's phone and text Courtney*"And send."*sees the response*"You two have the same fortune."
Courtney: "Okay this is too weird, it's gotta be some messed up prank from someone or something."
(Y/N): "Let's see if science has an answer for that."
Next: Chapter 9: Fortune 500
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