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Chapter 4: A Game of Soccer

Here we see Jessica eating a nice dinner with her mothers which is a 3 bean casserole.

SIobhan: "So how was your day with (Y/N)?"

Jessica: "Well...."

We then see a portal open and you come out of it and you turn to Jessica.

(Y/N): "Jessica, I need you and Karen to win the Soccer Championship!"

Jessica: "Wait what? But I don't play soccer."

(Y/N): "I got you covered now come on!"

You then grab Jessica by the hand and you take her into the portal. Later in your lab, we see Jessica and Karen in your lab and they see soccer players in tubes, they are Mohamed Salah and Vivianne Miedema and green energy is being transferred into two pairs of soccer cleats.

Karen: "What's this?"

(Y/N): "Consensual science, they're giving you boons for your adventure."

Mohamed: "I am Mohamed Salah, from me you will receive the gift of dribbling and finishing."

Vivianne: "And I am Vivianne Miedema and I will grant you the power of the striker and speed with or without the ball. As well the ability to eat traditional Dutch Cuisine."

Jessica: "What kind of food?"

Vivianne: "Raw herring, you'll want herring."

Jessica: "But I'm a vegan."

(Y/N): "These are Adidas X Speedportal shoes, they have a whole lot of marketing on them."

Karen: "Okay but what does this have to do with us? Why not get Diana or Kara?"

(Y/N): "It's their idea."

You then point to Diana and Kara standing on the other side of the room as they stick their thumbs up for Jessica and Karen.

(Y/N): "And I want those sandwiches from the press area."*hands Karen and Jessica the shoes*"Now go out there and be awesome!"

Jessica and Karen fall through a portal below their feet as they end up on the field with Mohamed and Vivianne. We then see the girls' shoes take control of them and we see them doing a fantastic job in the game. We then see Jessica and Karen win the whole game as the ball then goes to its parents as they are proud of them.

Reporter: *to Jessica and Karen*"You two, you're the best players on Earth! How does it feel to win the whole cup?"

Karen: "It was amazing!"

Reporter: "And if you can have anything, what do you want?"

Jessica: *sees Raw herring* "I want Raw Herring!"*eats the plate of herring* "Why did I eat that?! I'm a vegan!"

Frenchie: 10 world cups later

After 10 world cups, we see Jessica and Karen come back to the lair with trophies and medals as both Kara and Diana were proud of them.

Diana: "Well done friends."

Kara: "Yeah you kicked butt!"

Jessica: "I'm a vegan! And these shoes made me eat 10 plates of fish!"

Karen: "And it feels nice to win these."

Zee: "I want to try dutch food!"

Jessica: "You can take my shoes." *Gives her shoes to Zee* "I can't handle another plate of fish." *Accidentally farts* "Sorry."

Diana: *Gets hit by the smell* "Gah! Great Hera! Jessica, what did you eat?"

Jessica: "I was having a three bean casserole when (Y/N) got me and Karen."

Kara: *Covers her nose* "Dude, warn us next time!"

Jessica: "Oh come on like your farts don't stink and shatter a window."

Kara: "Okay you got me there."

We then see you come in with the sandwiches from the press area.

(Y/N): "What's up guys? Sandwich?" *Smells the air* "Woah, who ripped one?"

Jessica: "I did."

Rocine: *comes out of the corner*"And that wasn't the only time you had greenhouse gasses!"

Jessica: "I know you don't need to-"

We then see a series of clips of Jessica farting everywhere she is such as on Oa, at a family dinner, at the lair, and so much more.

Rocine: "You make more farts than anyone in this room."

Jessica then blushed out of embarrassment.

Rocine: "That was awkward, but not as awkward as this!"

Rocine then plays a clip of Jessica minding her business in the park and we see her slip on a banana and fall down some stairs and land on the ground, she sees Carol and she was kissing Carol on the lips by complete accident. Rocine then ends the clip as the hero girls were kind of shocked to see this.

Jessica: "That was an accidental kiss!"

Diana: "(Y/N) while your roommate is... entertaining, could you at least put some limits to her?"

Rocine: "Like how your mommy put limits on you?"

Rocine then plays a clip of Diana eating a lot of Gyros on Themyscira and she felt a stomach ache and she ran to the bathroom and then she was grunting loudly.

Hippolyta: "Diana, you should control your eating habits."

Rocine then ends the clip as Diana was blushing bright red in embarrassment.

Kara: *Pounds her fist into her hand* "Okay that's it, floating rock is gonna be a pebble."

Rocine: "Woah wait, come on it's what we Observers do also you walked in on that one."

Rocine then shows a clip of Kara and Barry running around the world in a foot race and they were enjoying it.

Kara: "I am gonna beat you ice cream boy!"

We then see Makkari run past them as Kara was dumbfounded until Barry sees Kara about to hit the Sphinx.

Barry: "Kara look out!"

Kara tried to stop only for her to crash into the Sphinx and then it collapsed into pieces. Rocine then ends the clip.

Kara: "I hate you so much right now."

Rocine: "More than this guy?"

Rocine then plays a clip of Kara sitting in detention with Chapin and she was writing I will not play loud music in class ever again in cursive.

Chapin: "Good, now keep doing that 50 million more times."

Kara: "My hand is starting to cramp."

Chapin: "Then let that teach you a lesson about having loud music."

Rocine then ends the clip.

(Y/N): *notices how angry Kara is* "Okay Rocine, you might want to stop now."

Rocine: "Why what's she gonna-"

Kara tries to punch Rocine but you push her out of the way and Kara punches the wall but it didn't dent it but shook the Earth.

Rocine: "Well if you think Kara has anger issues, wait until you see the others."

Rocine then plays a clip of Zee minding her business at school and then we see Leslie walking down the hall and she zap the lockers and then Zee's hair was standing on end.

Zee: "Wha?"*sees her reflection*"My hair....MY......HAIR!!!!!!"

Rocine ends the clip.

(Y/N): "I assume you got one of those for everyone?"

Rocine: "Yep!"

We then see Rocine play a clip of Karen having a bad day and we see her at her locker.

Karen: "Now where's my books?"

Karen then grabs her books and we see a football land on the floor and she fall onto the floor. We then see Hal walk up to her.

Hal: "Sorry about that Karen."

Karen then gets up and then punches Hal in the nuts as he collapses onto the ground in pain. Rocine then ends the clip as everyone then turns to Karen in surprise.

Karen: "He deserved it."

Rocine: "Well-"

Zee: "No, no more clips, it was funny the first few times but now you're just annoying us."

Rocine: "That's what Omni-man said about Superman."

Rocine then plays a clip of Omni-man flying around Metropolis and we see Superman flying next to him.

Superman: "Hey buddy! You with the mustache!"

Omni-man: "What?"*sees Superman*"What do you want?"

Superman: "How about you back off?"

Omni-man: "Would you elaborate please?"

Superman: "You're ripping off my look pal."

Omni-man: "What are you talking about?"

Superman: "The cape, suit, a big letter on the chest. They only originality you have is you have facial hair."

Omni-man: "Well at least I'm not weak against a piece of rock."

Superman: "Oh you take that back!"

Omni-man: *in a stern expression*"Make me."

We then see Superman uppercut Omni-man and we see the two of them fight each other and we see Superman headlocking Omni-man.

Omni-man: "You are so annoying!"

We then see Omni-man break out of the head lock and we see Superman shoot heat vision at Omni-man and we see the two keep on fighting. Rocine then ends the clip.

Rocine: "And you say I'm annoying."

(Y/N): "And where was Invincible during that?"

Rocine: "See for yourself!"

Rocine then plays a clip of Invincible being trapped in a cage about to be fed to the Kraken.

Invincible: *to the amazons*"You all will be sorry when my dad gets here!"*waits for a minute*"Any minute now!"*waits for another 5 minutes*"Any minute now."*waits for an hour*"I'm fucked aren't I?"

Hippolyta: "Yes."

The clips ends.

Zee: "Seriously?"

(Y/N): "Okay Rocine, while this is funny, you need to take it down a notch." *Points to the hero girls who are a bit angry* "Because something tells me you're gonna be gravel."

Rocine: "Fine but one more clip for the road?"

Kara: "Let me guess is it one of us being humiliated or Jessica farting again?"

Rocine: "Nope it's actually about Omniman's humiliation!"

Rocine then plays a clip and we see Omni-man and Invincible trapped on a reality game show and we see the host was Chris Mclean.

Chris: "Alright, what's your son's favorite TV show?"

Omni-man: *sweats in nervousness*"Uhh....."

Invincible: "Seriously dad?"

Omni-man: "Dog....copter?"

Chris: "Wrong! It's My Little Pony! And....."*to the audience*"Say it with me people."

Everyone: "You know what that means!"

We then see Omni-man and Invincible get hit with a dozen pies and cakes thrown into their faces.

Chris: "That means..."*points to Homelander and Ryan Butcher*"You're our winners!"

Ryan Butcher: "Yeah!"

Chris: "You won a fabulous cruise to the Bahamas!"

Rocine then ends the clip as you turn to see Invincible who was standing there the whole time.

(Y/N): "How long have you been standing there?"

Invincible: "A couple of minutes." *Sees Rocine* "You have one of those floating narcs?"

Rocine: "Hey I'm not a narc, I'm an Observer and (Y/N)'s roommate."

Jessica: "An annoying roommate."

Kara: "More annoying than Harleen." *To Babs* "No offense Babs."

Rocine: "Speaking of Harleen."

Babs: "Don't even think about it."

Rocine: "Okay, okay, I'm going."

(Y/N): "It's nothing personal, Rocine, you just need to take it down a notch."

Rocine: "I know, sorry I usually get carried away with the clips. Like this time."

Rocine then plays a clip of herself playing clips with the original Guardians of the Globe plus Omni-man and all of them are cheesed off at her.

Immortal: "Would you knock it off with the clips!"

Rocine: "Like how you knocked up Cleopatra?"

We then see Rocine play a clip of Immortal having sex with Cleopatra. Rocine ends the clip as the Guardians were looking at Immortal.

Immortal: "She seduced me!"

Rocine: "No you seduced her!"

The clips end as the hero girls were shocked to see that.

Invincible: "Okay the Immortal told me he was going through some phases in the past and now I understand what kind of phases."

Rocine: "Like the phase where he banged duplic-kate?"

Zee: "He what?!"

Diana: "That primitive ape!"

Rocine: "You think Duplic-kate was his first hook up in the Guardians of the Globe, this wasn't the first time that happened! Observe!"

Rocine then plays a clip as we see Green Ghost coming out of the showers and she sees War Woman and Immortal doing it in the training room as she then quickly disappears before they notice. Rocine then ends the clip and the hero girls were shocked at this as well.

Zee: "Does anyone want Immortal's head mounted on the wall?"

Girls: "Yes!"

(Y/N): "Hey Mark, I guessed right so pay up."

Invincible: *hands you 70 bucks*"I really was hoping it was Green Ghost."

(Y/N): "Well War Woman is bulkier than most women." *to Diana* "No offense Diana."

Diana: "None taken, I admit she is incredibly strong."

(Y/N): "Well time for you to leave Rocine."

Rocine: "Alright I'll be in my room."

We then see Rocine float to her room leaving the lab.

(Y/N): "Well I'm gonna put the shoes on the market at the Citadel of (Y/N)s."

Jessica: "Citadel of (Y/N)s?"

Zee: "There's more than one of you?"

(Y/N): "Yeah didn't I ever tell you?"

Jessica: "Uh....."

(Y/N): "None of you weren't listening and you all were thinking about sex every 7 seconds."

Kara: "Well what did you expect? Rocine showed us Immortal's sex life."

(Y/N): "True, and I'm gonna go now."

You then make a portal and you go into it, taking the shoes with you. Later at the Citadel of (Y/N)s, we see all kinds of variants of you as far as the eye can see.

(Y/N): "Hey (Y/N)s."

(Y/N)s: "What's up."

You then walk around the citadel and you see various action figures of the hero girls.

(Y/N) salesman: "Step right up and get your own hero girl action figure."

(Y/N): "Do they have actual souls?"

(Y/N) salesman: "Yep, the hero girls died in their separate universes and now their souls are in these toys, they can't move or talk but they can see everything else."

(Y/N): "Oh so like, elf on the shelf."

(Y/N) salesman: "Yep."

(Y/N): *gives salesman (Y/N) the shoes*"What do you think of selling these shoes?"

(Y/N) Salesman: "Are those the shoes you gave Jessica and Karen for the world cup?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

(Y/N) Salesman: "Sweet!"

(Y/N): "Soo, do you want them or..."

(Y/N) Salesman: "I'll take them and sell them like hotcakes!"

(Y/N): "Cool."

Later on, we see you walking around Japan and you see Erina's house and you see Kyouka walking by.

Kyouka: *Sees you* "What's up?"

(Y/N): "They blackmail you?"

Kyouka: "Yes."

(Y/N): "You need help?"

Kyouka: "More than anything,

You then fired a laser at the mansion and it was shrunk down to the size of a dollhouse.

(Y/N): "Now their home is your personal dollhouse, you're welcome."

Kyouka: "Woah, thanks, but wouldn't it have been easier to erase their memories or something?"

(Y/N): "Well yeah but this is a lot funnier."

You then pick up the mansion as Erina then pops her head out and she sees that you're a lot bigger now.

Erina: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GIANT!!"

(Y/N): "Actually I zapped your house with a shrink ray and now your house is Kyouka's dollhouse."

Kyouka: "And now you're mine!"

(Y/N): "Try not to go overboard, and word of advice, try to stop being a prostitute."

Kyouka: "I tried but she keeps pulling me back."

(Y/N): "I'll help you with that."

Frenchie: Several minutes later.

We see you and Kyouka in a space battle with Ultron and we see Kyouka operating the turrets.

Kyouka: "Woo-hoo! This is awesome!"

You then fire a laser at Ultron as he then shuts down along with the rest of his drones.

(Y/N): "Hell yeah!"

Kyouka: "Suck it Ultron!"

(Y/N): "Now let's use these robots as spare parts."

Exe: "Good cause he's dead to me."

Later on we see you making blasters from Ultron parts as the hero girls see Kyouka.

Jessica: "So you were a prostitute?"

Kyouka: "Yep."

Zee: "Are your bust size a size K or..."

Kyouka: "Yep."

Zee: "Wow... uh you are... hot." *Covers mouth* "Sorry."

Kyouka: *Chuckles* "It's okay, it happens a lot."

Kyouka then picks up her smoothie and then a laser hits it and turns it into a python as the hero girls saw it was you who fired the laser with Ultron's hand.

(Y/N): "I turned that smoothie into a python with Ultron's hand!"

Kyouka: *Drops the python* "Gah!"

(Y/N): "We should keep an eye on that python, it could be hungry."

Zee: "What makes you say that?"

Karen: *muffled*"A little help?"

You and the girls see that the python has already eaten Karen and Jessica.

(Y/N): "Take a guess."

You then zapped the python with a buzzer and it vomit out Jessica and Karen.

Jessica: "And this is why I'm a vegan."

Kara: "So let me get this straight, there's like an infinite number of (Y/N)s across the multiverse?"

(Y/N): "Yep, and 99.9% of the Multiverse is me as the Smartest Man in the Universe, the rest of the 1% is occupied by my brother as the most destructive man in the Universe. He can break all the laws known to the universe and get away with it like the law doesn't apply to him."

Kara: "Yikes."

Jessica: "So if there's an infinite number of yous does that mean there's an infinite number of hero girls across the multiverse?"

(Y/N): "Well it's not the same roster but yeah pretty much, and there's even a Jessica-Tropolis in the Citadel of (Y/N)s."

Kara: "Jessica Tropolis? So is every Jessica a pacifist vegan green lantern like our Jessica?"

(Y/N): "Well 30% of the time yeah."

Jessica: "What about the other 70%?"

(Y/N): "Cannibal, eats only fish, drinks blood like a vampire, it would make sense with this orientation video."

You then play an orientation video titled: The Multiverse and you.

Video: "The Multiverse and you brought to you by the Citadel of (Y/N)s. This orientation video will show you all kinds of things that happen in the citadel, what will you encounter, and what kind of life is it? There are many variants of one person but not all of them are the same exact one like if you're an octopus from the waist down, or have cybernetic arms, or are just a boring old newspaper delivery person. Once you familiarize yourself with how the Citadel works, you will be on the road to meeting someone that understands you better than anyone, yourself!"

Jessica: "You think we can go to Jessica Tropolis."

(Y/N): "Sure, and it's next to ZeeTopia."

Zee: "Great, I will definitely fit in."

(Y/N): "Just don't bring any unauthorized portal tech with you."

Karen: "Why?"

You then play a video of a Zee with unauthorized portal tech and a (Y/N) sees it.

(Y/N): *gasps*"3019! WE HAVE A 3019!!!!"

We then see a (Y/N) run to a lever on the wall that sounds an alarm and screens shows an unauthorized portal tech screen. The screen shows Zee of Earth 6918 as the culprit.

Computer: "Zee Zatara of Earth 6918, please remain where you are at this time."

We then see (Y/N)s in hazmat suits running and tackling Earth-6918 Zee and then take the portal tech and then put it under a cover and blow it up.

Zee(Earth 6918): "I am so-"

(Y/N): "Sorry ma'am, we have to decontaminate you."

We then see a shower set up around the Zee and then we hear the sound of the Zee screaming and hair getting buzzed off and then a shower to wash her down and then the curtains went down and shows the Zee naked and bald as we see a (Y/N) put a wax covering on her bush and then ripped it off.

Zee: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

The video ends as the girls were horrified by what happened to that Zee.

Zee: "Okay don't bring any unauthorized portal tech."

(Y/N): "Yeah, but don't worry that Zee's hair grew back in a few months. Or was it years? But it did emotionally and mentally scar her for life after that."

Zee: "Now I suddenly don't want to go but I wanna go at the same time."

(Y/N): "It happens a lot, mostly to Zees."

Zee: "Well I'll be careful."

Later on, we see you, Jessica, and Zee at Jessica-Tropolis where everyone was well Jessica only they were all different since they were from different universes.

Jessica: "Wow..."

Jessica then sees a variant of herself who lets all the food she eats go down the way to her hips and sees that her dress barely fits her and sees Jessicaa who has the power to emit pheromones that only affect Jessicas.

Zee: *Sees a Jessica dressed in cowboy gear* "Are you Jessica?"

Cowgirl Jessica: "Yeah, and I own a saloon and my Zee is the best dancer around."

Jessica: *sees other Jessicas smelling other Jessicas*"What are they doing?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, uh, in most universes you err a Jessicas gained a power that allow you emit pheromones that only affects other Jessicas so the first Jessica that has that ability made a brothel for that purpose called the Greenhouse Club. One whiff of that stuff and you're gonna be a horny horn dog for months."

Jessica then smelled the pheromones and she starts to get incredibly aroused and can't think straight.

Jessica: "Oh that smells good~."

Zee: "Jess, don't control yourself."

Belly Dancer Jessica: "Oh it's hard for a Jessica to resist the pheromones."*feels Jessica's hands fondling her butt*"Mmm, see."

Zee: "Well at least there isn't a Jessica that's a futa."

(Y/N): "Oh actually she's the mayor of this town."

Zee: "And let me guess she can't control herself either."

(Y/N): "Oh no, she can. She is actually the first Jessica that can emit pheromones for Jessicas only."

Zee: "Oh okay."

Nudist Jessica: "Oh hey Zee from another universe."

Zee: "Hey Je-" *sees Nudist Jessica* "Woah you are naked!"

Nudist Jessica: "Is that a problem?"

Zee: "No, no of course not I was just surprised. So you're a nudist?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, in her universe, Jessica solved world hunger by convincing everyone to not wear clothes."

Nudist Jessica: "That's right. Now if you excuse me, I need to get to the Greenhouse Club for the night."

(Y/N): "Wanna go and see it, Zee?"

Zee: "Uh..."

Later, at the Greenhouse Club, you and Zee sees all kinds of Jessicas under the effects of the Jessica pheromones.

Zee: "Wow, that's a lot of horny Jessicas. Wait." *looks around* "Where's our Jessica? Jessica!"

Jessicas: "yes?"

Zee: "I mean our Jessica."

Jessica: "Yes?"

(Y/N): "Don't worry, any variant (Y/N) keeps a tracker on everyone in the citadel."

???: "Hello there (Y/N) Prime."

You and Zee see Futanari Jessica with two stripper Jessicas in her arms.

(Y/N): "You own the club and the mayor of this town?"

Futa Jessica: "Yes I am."

Jessica: "Well I should get-"*smells Futa Jessica's pheromones*" Actually I would like to stay here for a bit~."

Futa Jessica: "Why don't you suck me down~."

Zee: "Jess, get ahold of yourself."

Nurse Jessica: "Relax Zee, we're all Jessicas here."

(Y/N): "It's basically a multiverse equivalent of mastrabating but cross dimensional incest is illegal and don't worry they won't impregnate each other."

Zee then sees Jessica giving Futanari Jessica a blow job.

Zee: "Well, guess that's okay then."

(Y/N): "That's futa Jess' way of marking her territory."

Zee: *To Futa Jessica* "So did you have a Zee, Babs, Kara and a Karen too?"

Futa Jessica: *Moans* "Yeah, they're my personal harem."

Zee: "And are they-"

Futa Jessica: "Futas like me? "*moans*"Yes and we are all wives and right now I'm pregnant with my Zee's child."*cums into Jessica's mouth*"Ah~."

Zee: "Oh congratulations, so you all married each other?"

Futa Jessica: "Yep, ever since Babs started our team, we became closer and closer."*lifts her shirt up and reveal her pregnant belly*"I'm on month 6 of my pregnancy."

Zee: "Huh, neat."

Futa Jessica: "Come on, give it a feel."

Zee then feels Futa Jessica's stomach and she feels a kick from the baby.

Zee: "Wow... I felt a kick."

Futa Jessica: "This is gonna be amazing, I hope the baby will have your magic."

Jessica: "Aw that is so sweet."

(Y/N): "Let's go to Zeetopia."

Futa Jessica: "Another blowjob for the road Jessica~?"

Jessica: "Uh..."

Later in Zeetopia, we see Jessica stumbling around while you and Zee are supporting her.

(Y/N): "You okay Jess?"

Jessica: "I'm sorry, it's just she was so persuasive."

Zee: "She's you Jess, sort of, so ready to see Zeetopia."

Jessica: "Yeah, I can't believe she did anal."

(Y/N): "She's fertile enough to make birth control pills useless."

Jessica: "What about condoms?"

Zee: "Jess this is you were talking about."

Jessica: "Right, if I was a futa I wouldn't use condoms."

Zee: "Plus you'd have a hard time controlling your penis."

Jessica: "Yeah you're right."

(Y/N): "Futas in her universe actually have a second brain where their genitals are just for sexual reproduction purposes."

You and the girls see a Zee variant with a much larger butt than an average Zee from your point of view.

Zee: "Woah! How did she get a backside that big?!"

Big Butt Zee: "I worded a spell wrong and now I'm stuck with this."

Zee: "Ooh sorry to hear that and I feel your pain, one time I worded a spell wrong, I couldn't stop farting for a week, but it helped getting Oliver to shut up."

Big Butt Zee: "Ugh, Oliver, he wouldn't shut up about my butt and make fun of it."

Zee: "Did you try the mouth zipping spell on him?"

Big Butt Zee: "Yeah, but it made my butt bigger cause I worded the spell wrong."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, she's from a universe where you always word the spell wrong like all the time."

Big Butt Zee: "Yep and it backfires on everyone, usually to me. So in order to make sure I get the spells right, I have to be out of commission as a hero and work on my studies."

Zee then sees a Zee with a centaur bottom heading to a brothel for Zees.

Zee: "What's that?"

Centaur Zee: "It's a brothel for Zees."

Zee: "Worded the wrong spell?"

Centaur Zee: "No, in my universe I wanted to be a centaur and now I am one."

Zee: "Gotcha."

We then see a cowgirl Zee walk by as she saw her counterpart.

Cowgirl Zee: "Howdy Zee."

Zee: "You're a cowgirl?"

Cowgirl Zee: "Yep."

Big Butt Zee: "Big Zee is the mayor of Zeetopia."

Jessica: "Big Zee? Let me guess her butt?"

Cowgirl Zee: "Pfft no, her caboose is normal, it's just her name."

(Y/N): "It's actually her bust size cause in her universe she became a world famous stripper magician and every Zee looked up to her. She's like the Pam Anderson of Zeetopia."

Jessica: "Well that makes sense, Zee is a D-cup."

Cowgirl Zee: "How did you?"

Zee: "I think she was talking to me."

(Y/N): "Actually Big Zee is a ZZZ Cup."

Zee: "That's not physically possible."

(Y/N): "Okay then."

We see you and the girls into the brothel and both of you see Big Zee and they see how big her breasts are along with how gigantic her body is.

(Y/N): "Guess she came from a universe where women are giants and men are normal sized."

Zee: "Or amazons."

Amazon Zee: "Excuse me?"

Zee: "Oh uh sorry I didn't mean to offend you."

Amazon Zee: "It's fine."

Big Z: *sees you and the girls*"Oh hey (Y/N) and ladies."

Jessica: "I'm flattered but I was rutted by Futa Jessica."

Big Z: "Well she can be a little horny even among my Zees."

Zee looks around and sees a lot of her which reminded her of the time she used the duplication spell and it went haywire on her.

Zee: "Oh boy, I'm getting some flashbacks."

Big Z then trips and falls down as you and Jessica get out of the way. Big Z then gets up and looks at you and Jessica.

(Y/N): "You okay?"

Big Z: "Yes."

Jessica: "Wait, what happened to Zee?"

Cowgirl Zee: "I'm fine."

Jessica: "Not you cowgirl Zee, my Zee."

Zee: *muffled screaming from Big Z's breasts**sticks her hand out of the cleavage*"HEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!!!"

Jessica and cowgirl Zee pulled Zee out of Big Z's cleavage as Zee was now gasping for air.

Jessica: "Zee you okay?"

Zee: "I almost died in there!"

(Y/N): "A tiny person inside the boobs of a giant, everyman's wet dreams but not mine."

Jessica: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Well I don't wanna die by big boobs and I'm not a perv." *to the Zees.* "No offense."

Big Z and the others Zees (Except Zee): "None taken."

Noir Zee: "So you really aren't here for the sex?"

Zee: "Sex?"

Noir Zee pointed as Zee and Jessica saw some Zees having sex, including centaur Zee and Big Butt Zee

Jessica: "Ohh... uh, no I already had my fill."

Zee: "Wow, Centaur Zee is really going all out on Big Butt Zee."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, before she became a centaur she was a futa. Apparently Zeetopia made it legal to make cross dimensional incest sex legal and since the Zees casted a spell on themselves to negate the negative effects of incest."

Zee: "Wouldn't it be called selfcest?"

Vampire Hunter Zee: "Thank you! I've been saying that for weeks and they still say it's incest."

Jessica: "So what kind of Zee are you?"

Vampire Hunter Zee: "Vampire Hunter."

(Y/N): "She became a vampire hunter cause in her universe Hal dated her instead of Carol and he broke up with her over text and she used to be a vampire and her world is 100% vampire and she hunted all the vampires to extinction because Hal broke up with her over text. And it has a poop emoji on the text."

Jessica: *Face palms* "Great, in every universe Hal is an idiot."

Vampire Hunter Zee: "Yeah, dating him was the worst mistake of my life, now I'm the last human standing in my universe and now I'm gonna die alone, literally!"

Cowgirl Zee: *whispers to Zee*"She comes here to just to be all vent her feelings through sex."

Vampire Hunter Zee: *Blushes* "Do not!"

Cowgirl Zee: "Do to."

Naturist Zee: "She's not wrong you know."

Zee: *Sees Naturist Zee* Nudist universe?"

Naturist Zee: "Yep, I actually live in a universe where clothes were never invented and the weather is always nice."

Zee: "Lucky." *Sees Naturist Zee's bush* "Woah, when was the last time you shaved your lawn?"

Naturist Zee: "What does shaving mean?"

Jessica: "You know, removing hair?"

Naturist Zee: "Oh, heh we never actually remove any hair from our bodies, ever."

(Y/N): "That explains why your hair is basically a nest for 500 different insects."

Zee then sees numerous worms, beetles, cockroaches, spiders, and other various insects in Naturist Zee.

Zee: "Woah, uh, do you use shampoo?"

Naturist Zee: "What's shampoo?"

Zee: "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, in their universe they don't really make modern stuff, their modern era is just tribal eras where they have nothing to clean or maintain their hygiene."

Cowgirl Zee: "Basically, they don't know what a bath is."

Zee: "Oh...wow."

Fancy Zee: "I know right, but hey at least I live in a mansion where my friends are few of my army of 5000 maids. The (Y/N) of my universe helped me modify my genetics to allow me to have 6 children in 9 months."

Jessica: "Isn't that bit much?"

Fancy Zee: "Hey when your as rich as me, you need as many heirs and heiresses you can get. Right now I'm on my 10th pregnancy."

Mafia Zee: "Well I'll get pregnant when I want to, besides I already got a son, his name is massive disappointment."

(Y/N): "Because he doesn't have magic?"

Mafia Zee: "Yep."

Zee: "Hey come on, even if he's your kid he's gotta be good at something."

Mafia Zee: "He's already good at being a disappointment."

(Y/N): "It's true."

Clown Zee: "You know you could be a little proud of him on that."

Zee: "You're a clown?"

Clown Zee: "Yep, in my universe I'm a magical circus clown because my mom sold me for money."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, her parents did the same thing what Beth and Jerry did, they had a baby too soon in high school."

Sexy Teacher Zee: "Ugh, I hate students who become parents too early, time and place people!"

Zee: "Soo... your a teacher in your universe?"

Sexy Teacher Zee: "Yep, I got a milf bod to prove it. I didn't pop any babies either, it's all natural."

Jessica: "What about me?"

Sexy Teacher Zee: "Oh you became a stripper."

Jessica: "How come in every universe one of us ended up looking like women craving for sex?"

(Y/N): "Well hippies do want to spread free love so you're bound to spread love in any form while Zee is just horny and right now you want to have some sex right now."

Zee: "No I don't!"

(Y/N): "Then did you spill water on your crotch?"

Zee then sees that she's wet on the crotch and she realizes she is horny.

Zee: "Oh man." *To Jessica* "Jess come on, we're going to a private room."

Jessica: "Wait what?" *Gets dragged off by Zee* "Woah!"

Frenchie: One hour of sex later.

We see Jessica and Zee in a bed after an intense sex.

Jessica: "Haah, how are you so good... in bed..."

Zee: "I have magic and pent stress, do the math."

Jessica: "Fair enough, but why me?"

Zee: "Well I am bi, and I didn't wanna do it with myself soo..."

Jessica: "Understandable."

Sometime later, we see you, Zee, and Jessica arrive back at home.

Jessica: *To Zee* "So are we gonna tell the others we did it with each other?"

Zee: "Probably not since Rocine will show them sometime sooner or later, and um.. thanks for helping out with my... needs Jess."

Jessica: "No problem, though you did keep thinking I was Oliver, do you two have a thing for each other or..."

Zee: "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, I hate Oliver, he's always such a show off with his arrows and acting skills, I mean come on, anyone can shoot an arrow! Does Carol still think you're pining for Hal?"

Jessica: *Sighs* "Unfortunately, yes."

You then whistle and a flying arrow appeared from the cupboard and it was sent flying as you all heard Oliver screaming in pain.

Oliver: *offscreen**in pain*"My butt!!!!!"

(Y/N): "Telekinetic arrow, like how Yondu used his arrow."

Zee: "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): " Anytime and I'm not a show off, I just let my work speak for itself. Also if you're gonna ask out Jessica, do it now. If not then do it another time."

Zee: *Blushes* "I love her, but not that way."

Jessica: "That's not what you said when we were doing it~."

Zee: *Blushes* "Oh hush now it would be a one time thing."

(Y/N): "Yeah I bet one of your animal co-workers on Oa would be pretty sad to know you're dating someone."

Jessica: "Well not really, but a living math equation thought we were dating so I let him down easy."

Zee: "Did he take it well?"

Jessica: "He did."

(Y/N): "Well living math equations are super sensitive, he might be eating the math equivalent to 500 tubs of icecream right now."

Jessica: "Oh man..."

Zee: "Hey, he might move on right?"

(Y/N): "Equations are made to do one thing, solve a problem. And without a problem to solve they get sad."

Jessica: "Oh..."

(Y/N): "Right now he's going through therapy with Dr. Wong. Welp see ya Jess."

You then leave the room as Jessica realizes she has destroyed someone's feelings and she cries to herself as Zee hugs Jessica for comfort. Meanwhile with you, we see you talking to Carol at Sweet Justice.

(Y/N): "For the last time, Hal and Jess are not a thing, Hal can't date Jessica even if he tried. Even if he did date Jessica, he would break up with her over text like you."

Carol: "Okay you make a very good point."

(Y/N): "You should date someone who has more brain cells than Hal."

Carol: "Yeah, but who'd wanna date me?"

(Y/N): "I would say Garth but would you really go for a guy who's best friend is a goldfish?"

Carol: "Not really, plus he's a bit too young for me." *Looks at you* "Would you date me?"

(Y/N): "Well I got plans with Paulina, wanna tag along?"

Carol: "Oh sure, what is it?"

Frenchie: A few hours later.

We see you, Exe, Paulina, and Carol fighting off space pirates and we see you using 4 hands with cutlasses for each of them to sword fight with some pirates as we see Paulina and Carol loading cannons to fire cannonballs at the pirate ship.

Carol: *fires the cannon at the ship* "We're going on a treasure hunt for Treasure planet?!"

Paulina: "Yep!" *fires a cannon* "Pretty exciting right!?"

We see a cockroach space pirate about to eat Paulina but a fist burst out of his chest and we see Exe rip him apart.

Exe: "I hate bugs."

You then see a giant lobster pirate and you put away the extra arms and you pulled out a syringe that gives your arms a boost in strength and make them jacked up and you uppercut the lobster pirate into a giant pot and Exe pours water into the pot and then put a lid on it and boiled the pirate alive.

(Y/N): "Pirates everywhere." *pulls out an Ai sword*"Sword, kill off all enemy pirates."

We then see the sword fight off the pirates and then kill them as you then put on a mechanical suit and then you begin to beat up the other pirates John Wick style as the girls see how brutally you kill the pirates.

Paulina: "Dios miho, he's going all out here."

Carol: "Wow..."

The girls then see you pick up their captain and throw him into a blackhole that is below the ships as you then blow up the enemy ship with small drones as the ship falls into the black hole and you head back on deck.

(Y/N): "Total waste of pirates."

Carol: *whispers to Paulina*"Is it weird that turned me on?"

Paulina: "No, I'm a little turned on after that."*to Exe*"How are you not dating him right now?"

Exe: "He's like a brother to me."

Carol: *sees a female robot with Exe*"Who's she?"

Exe: "This is the other ship's first mate, her name is Robina and now she's my girlfriend."

Robina: "Finally a girl that understands me."

(Y/N): "Yeah try not to get oil all over the seats of my car or the ship."

Carol: "Oil?"

Robina: "We're robots and when we have sex we..."

Carol: "Ohh, you leak oil."

Exe: "No oil is blood, when we have sex we-"

(Y/N): "Oh that's right, you get antifreeze everywhere."

Exe: "Exactly, glad I don't have sex after the first date~."*spanks Robina*"Especially with a fine piece of steel right here~."

Robina: "Eep! Like you one to talk with your fast hardware~."

(Y/N): "Girls remember the rules."

Exe: "Okay mom we won't have a baby robot on the way from the manufacturer, yet."

Exe and Robina then started kissing each other and making out with each other in a closet.

(Y/N): "I don't blame her, Exe had some pretty bad dates in the past and now she finally got a good one."

Paulina: " And they are pretty close to each other, you think-"

(Y/N): "Yeah they're probably gonna have a baby or get married soon."

???: "Nice work on the pirates (Y/N), you really showed their captain."

You then turn to see Captain Amelia walk up to you as she puts away her sword.

(Y/N): "What do you expect from a treasure hunt that has a planet full of treasure? When there's treasure there's bound to be pirates."

Capt. Amelia: "Well your intellect has proven to be your most valuable weapon once again."

(Y/N): "What do you expect, I'm the (Y/N)est (Y/N)."

Carol: "Um, what does that mean?"

(Y/N): "There's an entire multiverse of (Y/N)s as the Smartest man in the universe and I'm more (Y/N) than any (Y/N) in the multiverse. I'm basically the big man on campus and the campus is the multiverse."

Paulina: "Is there universes of Paulinas?"

(Y/N): "Yeah it's called Paulina-topia which is in the Citadel of (Y/N)s, basically to get away from all the problems in anyone's respective universe and I'm the founder of that Citadel."

Paulina: "Wow, could we go there someday."

You and the others arrive at the treasure planet and we see you all looking around the planet.

(Y/N): "If the entrance to the planet's treasure room should be around here."*pulls out a small orb*"Look for any entrance to the treasure."

Carol sees Paulina pulling out the torches and you put bulbs on them to make plasma torches that are brighter than neon lights.

(Y/N): "I made those bulbs from a neon conduit from Seattle."

Paulina: "Nice." *Looks at a wall labeled not Treasure* "Hmm, not treasure."

(Y/N): "Well this place has to have 1 on the original crew who literally lost their mind."*hears a beep from your watch*"Found the guy."

You then follow your watch and you find an old building and you see a rusty old robot.

(Y/N): "Of course a robot is a navigator, Ben."

Carl: "Ben?"

(Y/N): "That's his name B.E.N. Those are his initials."

B.E.N.: "Oh company, if I knew there was company I would have cleaned up."

(Y/N): *checks the back of the head*"Looks like Flint removed his robot's brain for a good measure."

Paulina: "What does Ben stand for?"

(Y/N): "Bio-Electric Navigator."

B.E.N.: "Oh is that my name? I forgot about that."

Paulina: "Ohhh Ben, I just got that."

Carol: "So how's... Ben gonna help us find the treasure?"

(Y/N): "Well my drones found something on this planet."*holds up the map*"And this might be the key to the treasure."

You and the others then head to a cliff where you put the map onto a small dent in the ground and see a holographic globe of the entire universe and you tap Gazorp Gazorp on the map and a triangular portal opens up and it shows the Gazorpians.

(Y/N): "Guess Captain Flint used Portal travel to get his treasure."

Carol: "Yeah but we don't know where he left it."

(Y/N): "This is his home turf right? If I was a pirate, I would put my stuff in the center of the planet."

Paulina: "Somewhere where no one would expect to look."

You then tap the icon for Treasure planet and the portal opens up to the core of the planet as you then stop everyone and you point to the alarm beam.

(Y/N): "Exe, disable the trap please?"

Exe: "On it."

Exe then zaps the alarm's beam mechanisms and disables the trap.

Robina: "Nice work babe~."

Exe: "Aww thanks honey bunch~."

B.E.N.: "All of this looks very familiar."

You then use your jet boots to fly to Flint's ship and grab something from his corpse and fly back to the others and reach the component back on B.E.N.

(Y/N): "How do you feel buddy?"

B.E.N.: "I feel great, I remembered everything right up to Flint making sure that one gets his treasure by setting up a booby trap!"

(Y/N): "That destroys the planet, I know that."

Paulina: "How did you know that he would set up a booby trap?"

(Y/N): "If I don't want my stuff taken by anyone who is a greedy money grubbing vulture, I would set one up that can collapse a planet my stuff is on."

Paulina: "Sounds like that trap in that one treasure movie where if you activate the pressure plate it releases a giant boulder that rolls after you."

(Y/N): "I'm always 500 steps ahead of everyone."*holds up Captain Flint's skull*"Even when they're dead."*hands the skull to Paulina*"Now let's get this loot out of here."

Sometime later, we see Desiree and the others watching TV as we see a portal open and we see a flood of treasure flow into the living room and drown everyone as we see you and the others come out of the portal sliding down the pile of loot.

Paulina: "Woo-hoo!"

(Y/N): "Hell yeah! We're rich!"

Thula: *pops out of the loot*"Where did you get all of this treasure?! Most of it is from planet Viltrum!"

(Y/N): "Found the Treasure planet and we are gonna put it all in the quantum piggy bank."*to the quantum piggy bank*"Quantum piggy bank, come out here and deposit this loot."

Q. Piggy bank: *pops out of a hole*"Mmm money, I love money, I love to store money!"

(Y/N): *sees Quantum piggy bank storing the money inside of him*"Hell yeah love the little guy, he's like Ham from Toy story but with a quantum field."

Paulina: "Wow, that was some adventure."

(Y/N): "Why don't you girls go to school to show off your new bling."

Later at school, we see the Total Drama girls talking to each other until they see Carol and Paulina walk by with new bling and accessories and they were shocked by the kind jewelry they got.

Leshawna: "How...."

Lindsay: "Woah...."

Gwen: "Where did you get all of this?"

Paulina: "We got these from (Y/N)'s adventures."

Carol: "Pretty nice right?"

Lindsay: "That's crazy right Heather?"*doesn't get a response*"Heather?"

The girls see that Heather was frozen in shock from the sight of the new bling and when Lindsay pokes her face she falls to the floor.

Lindsay: "Oh my god she's dead!"

Gwen: "Linds relax she isn't dead, she just fainted, I think? is she-"

Carol: *Goes to Heather and hears her heart beating* "She's alive."

Later at the Nurse's office, we see the Nurse examining Heather and she was surprised of her medical results.

Nurse: "Well, in 30 seconds your friend went through 30 heart attacks all at once and she's still alive."

Paulina: *To Carol* "You think we should wear the jewelry at home so we don't kill anyone?"

Carol: "Nah they didn't really kill Heather."

Paulina: "Okay then."

Next: Chapter 5: Observer Time

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