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Chapter 1: Debbie's First Adventure

Here we see Debbie in her own house alone drinking a cup of wine to drown her feelings away because of what happened between Nolan and Mark. We then see you come into the room and you grab Debbie.

(Y/N): "Debbie, come on! I know something will cheer you up, a call to adventure!"

Debbie: "But I need to donate all of the boxes of stuff that belong to Nolan!"

(Y/N): "You'll do it tomorrow! Now to adventure!"

Sometime later, we see you and Debbie fighting demons alongside the Doomslayer and you see that Debbie is killing a lot more demons than you and Doomslayer.

(Y/N): "Wow...."

Doomslayer: "Rip and Tear?"

(Y/N): "I know right, she really has some anger issues."

Debbie: "I NEEDED THIS!!!!!"

We then see Debbie killing off multiple demons all at once all by herself as you then blow up a demon with a shotgun. We see a montage of you and Debbie killing off multiple demons to save the world from demons. Sometime later, we see you and Debbie collecting demon bones and scraps.

(Y/N): "Make sure you get the demon hearts, they can power New Jersey for 600 years."

Debbie: *picks up a demon heart*"Why New Jersey?"

(Y/N): "New Jersey is one of the few hells on earth alongside Fresno and Los Angeles."

Debbie: "Make sense."

(Y/N): "Yep, let's go and take in their demon hearts, we got enough to power entire planets."

Debbie: "That doesn't make sense at all."

(Y/N): "Well once you convert demon energy into electricity it will make sense."

Debbie: "Uh okay then."

Later on, we see a generator that is powered by demon hearts and you are selling it on Space Ebay and you see how much money is in alien currency.

(Y/N): "Okay, looks like we hit the jackpot of 600 million flurbos."

Debbie: "Which is how much in Earth currency?"

(Y/N): "50 million dollars."

Debbie: "Oh my gosh."

(Y/N): "Wanna know what we will do with this money?"

Debbie: "What?"

(Y/N): "A lot of time at Blips and Chitz!"

Later, at Blips and Chitz, we see you and Debbie are at the arcade and Debbie was shocked to see this.

Debbie: "I can't believe this."

(Y/N): "Believe it, you needed a win after what happened when Omni-man decided to backstab everyone in the whole world in the back."*puts a helmet on Debbie*"Try this game."

When the game starts, her mind was transported into a boy named Roy and Debbie's life was a dream to him.

Roy: "Woah, what a dream."

We then see Roy grow up and end up in highschool where he met a girl at prom and then both of them kissed. Then years later, Roy was a famous writer at age 23 and he was in an interview with a journalist.

Journalist: "Where did you get your inspiration Roy?"

Roy: "Well I had a dream where I was married to a superhero who treated me as a pet. And-"

Before Roy can finish his thought, he gets a heart attack and dies on the floor and then the game over screen appears and then Debbie is back in her body.

Debbie: "Ah! What the hell!?"

(Y/N): "Yikes, 23 years, all of that alcohol must have destroyed your liver and caused a heart attack."

Debbie: "I'm....Debbie...you're (Y/N)...."

(Y/N): "You were playing a game called Roy."

Debbie: "And... I was... playing a game... called... Roy."

(Y/N): "Deb? You okay? You need a minute or two? Glass of water?"

Debbie: "I'm fine, it's just all of this feels amazing."

(Y/N): "Because you actually had a normal life?"

Debbie: "Well yeah, I finally lived a life without Nolan."

(Y/N): "Well for 23 years in Roy time."

Debbie: "Yeah but at the same time it just didn't take any time at all."

(Y/N): "Well stick with me and you can do things that Omni-man would dream of doing."

Debbie: "Like what?"

(Y/N): "How about shopping for spaghetti?"

Debbie: "Where?"

Sometime later, we see you, Debbie, and Mark eating spaghetti for dinner and Mark is liking the spaghetti.

Mark: "Hey mom, where did you get this stuff?"

Debbie: "Umm..."

Flashback

We see you opening up a chest of a dead person and reveal the spaghetti inside of it.

(Y/N): "Try some of that."

Debbie then eats some of the spaghetti.

Debbie: "Oh wow...that is good."

(Y/N): "See."

Debbie: "Where did you get this person?"

(Y/N): "41 Kepler B, these people can become spaghetti only when they commit suicide."

Debbie: "So this is normal for them?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

End of flashback.

Debbie: "From the store sweetie."

(Y/N): "Nolan is missing out on some good spaghetti, but you know what, screw him."

Mark: "Yeah, this spaghetti is amazing."

(Y/N): "So Mark, how are things since your dad revealed to you his job on Earth is to conquer it and then kick your ass for not working with him?"

Mark: "It's been... difficult both physically, emotionally, and mentally, my rib cage was in pieces, my organs were liquefied, and I was in a full body cast for a while. If I didn't have viltrumite healing, I wouldn't survive that."

(Y/N): "Well it's a good thing you have viltrumite healing. It would have been a lot more worse if you got hit with sound."

Mark: "Sound?"

(Y/N): "Didn't you know? Certain sound frequencies can make viltrumites weak by disrupting their equilibrium or just flat out kill them. Trust me, I experimented on some Viltrumite corpses to know that."

Debbie: "Did you kill some viltrumites?"

(Y/N): "Nope, I already found some dead ones on Viltrum that make up the planet's ring."

Mark: "A planet ring made out of corpses? That's bullshit."

(Y/N): "Didn't your dad tell you what happened to the other viltrumites?"

Mark: "Half of them were wiped out?"

(Y/N): "Well they're on the endangered species list, there's like 50 viltrumites left minus you. If they were smart like your dad then they would be able to make hybrids that are just as buff as Viltrumites."

Debbie: "How are there 50 of them left?"

(Y/N): "Well let's just say that Mark isn't the only viltrumite that is a traitor to the empire."

Debbie: "Who else would be a traitor?"

(Y/N): "The same guy who killed Mark's grandfather on Nolan's side of the family aka the emperor of the empire. The only guy who is currently in charge is Thragg."

Mark: "Thragg?"

(Y/N): "He's a viltrumite who is currently the big man on campus on planet Viltrum. He will do anything to keep the empire alive and strong, and I do mean anything. By the way, I made decoys for you and your dad."

Debbie: "Wait decoys?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Mark: "How do we know we're not decoys?"

(Y/N): "I only made decoys of you and your dad and no one else, you're not a decoy."

Mark: "What makes you say that?"

(Y/N): "Well the Invincible and Omniman decoys are made to keep you and your dad off of your backs."

Mark: "Okay and do the decoys know they're decoys?"

(Y/N): "They wouldn't be good decoys if they knew."*checks*" 10 Invincible decoys got demolished by two badass girl viltrumites. Girl viltrumites are total bitches."

Mark: "There's girl viltrumites too?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Debbie: "Okay and on the off chance, what if they realize they're beating up decoys and come looking for us?"

(Y/N): "Way ahead of you."

You then pull out a dimensional cube and both Debbie and Mark sees Thula and Anissa inside of it, trying to break the box and saying all kinds of swears.

(Y/N): "A Viltrumite get all of their powers from Smart Atoms so I just simply deactivated their powers and now they're just regular humans who are extremely old."

Mark: "Soo..."

(Y/N): "So they're pretty much normal harmless humans, with sailor mouths."

Debbie: "We can't hear them."

(Y/N): "It's soundproof."

Mark: "Gotcha."

Later on, at your house, we see Anissa and Thula wearing collars that are designed to keep their powers deactivated as they are wearing uniforms for Panda Express because they work there now.

Thula: *to you*"I despise you human."

(Y/N): "Yeah well get use to Earth life, unless you want Thragg to hunt you both down."

Anissa: "This is demeaning!"

(Y/N): "And you have to learn how to live like a human, it's not as bad as you think. Nolan lived here for 20 years and he changed a lot. If was 100% viltrumite, his son would have been dead by now."

Thula: "Do you have to cut my own hair off, my sword is my primary weapon. I feel naked without it."

(Y/N): "Yes, people would have given you weird looks, or you will get fired."

Thula: *Looks away in shame* "The life of a human will be a horrendous one."

Latr, at Panda Express, we see both Thula and Anissa working on people's orders until we see a woman who looks like a Karen.

Anissa: "What is it ma'am?"

The Karen: "I would like to speak to your manager."

Anissa: "Why in the world would you want to see the manager?"

The Karen: "You didn't get my order right, I said teriyaki chicken, not orange chicken!"

Thula: "Let me see the receipt."

Thula looked over the receipt and it said she ordered orange chicken.

Thula: "You ordered the orange chicken."

The Karen: "Bullshit! Get me your manager!"

Thula then looks at the Karen with a stern expression similar to Omni-man only slightly less intimidating.

Thula: "Don't you know how to read, it says you ordered the orange chicken. You poor excuse of a human."

The Karen: "Okay fine, I'll eat the orange chicken anyways, just to show you two you're bad at your jobs."

The Karen then leaves the area as both Thula and Anissa were incredibly angry.

Anissa: "Is it bad that I want to kill her?"

Thula: "No, I want to kill her too. But with these collars we can't use our powers, we're as useless as these animals!"

Anissa: *looked at the utensils* "Maybe we can improvise?"

Both Thula and Anissa were electrocuted because their collars double as shock collars.

Thula: "Gah! What is this?!"

Sometime later, we see both Thula and Anissa walking back to your house and they were exhausted.

Thula: "We.....walked....back."

Anissa: *Wipes her sweat* "Is... is this sweat? My feet hurt?! I feel fatigued and tired. How do humans live like this?!"

Thula: "I don't know!"

(Y/N): "We do and get used to it, this is your life now."

Thula: "Ugh, we can't live like this! We need these collars off!"

(Y/N): "And let you two loose on the planet, no thank you."

Anissa: "But this woman, she was insufferable and lied about her order."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, Karens are the worst."

Thula: "So all women are named Karen?"

(Y/N): "No, no, the word Karen just describes women who are messing around with the employees and claiming stuff about their orders, and can be racist."

Thula: "Is it wrong to kill them?"

(Y/N): "When you murder viltrumites you make the empire stronger, when you kill humans it's a crime that you have to go to jail for."

Anissa: "What about hurting them badly?"

(Y/N): "Jail."

Thula: "Just a punch to knock them out?"

(Y/N): "Still jail."

Anissa: "Great....."

(Y/N): "Live with it."

Later on, we see you watching TV and you see that you have got new neighbors now which are the Falcones.

(Y/N): "Right on time."

We see you grab a casserole dish of spaghetti and you head over to the Falcone residence and you knock on the door and we see Jimmy answer it.

(Y/N): "Hello neighbor, welcome to the neighborhood. I made you a spaghetti casserole."

Jimmy: *tastes the casserole*"Nice taste, where did you get this stuff?"

Flashback

We see all of the Gambini mafia wearing shock collars and you injected them with a chemical you made yourself.

(Y/N): "Who's up for chick flicks?"

You then turn on some chick flicks and as the movie goes on we see the entire mafia shoot themselves in the mouth.

(Y/N): "Wow, in the first 10 seconds."

Flashback ends.

(Y/N): "Oh I got this from the store."

Later, we see you and the Falcones eating spaghetti and they really like the spaghetti.

Jimmy: "Holy shit, this stuff is good!"

Gina: "I bet people died making this stuff."

(Y/N): "It's really good spaghetti."

Cheech: "I have to get the recipe."

You and the others then see the news broadcast from New York.

TV: "Breaking news, the infamous Gambini Mafia have committed suicide all at once and someone cut them open and removed their insides, no one knows what happened to them."

Cheech: "Wow, that means no mafia, no more witness protection."

TV: "Whoever murdered the mafia, they made them watch a chick flick."

Jimmy: "Death by chick flick, that's the worst way to go."

Cheech: "Truly is, it truly is."

TV: "Forensics have determined somehow their insides were made out of contents found in spaghetti."

Everyone at the table except you, looked at the spaghetti but didn't think about it until Gina realized.

Gina: "Holy shit you got the spaghetti from the mafia!"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, I injected them with a chemical that turns their insides into spaghetti when they commit suicide."

Theresa: "Huh, neat."

Cookie: "This came from people?!"

(Y/N): "Yep, I'm (Y/N) Primus."

Theresa: "Are you that science guy the government kept watching you because you were too dangerous ?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Theresa: "Ooo, I like dangerous."

Cookie: "Theresa, no."

Theresa: "Oh come on mom, he's nice. He whacked the mafia and now we don't need witness protection."

Gina: "Can't believe I'm saying this, but Theresa's right ma."

Cookie: "Theresa, you invited 50 boys to your room everyday, how could (Y/N) be any different?"

(Y/N): "Because I have a brain and don't focus on a woman's body."

Cookie: "Hmm... I don't know."

Gina: "Come on ma, this guy saved us from the mob."

Theresa: "And killed them and turned them into spaghetti." *to you* "Which by the way, is super cool."

Cookie: "Still no."

(Y/N): "Welp tough luck, I'll take my leave."

You then get up and make a portal and you head into it and it closes behind you as the Falcones look at each other.

Theresa: "He was so cool, and hot."

Cookie: "I'm sorry Theresa, I'm not gonna get you involved in sci fi nonsense."

Theresa: "Ugh this is so unfair!"

Jimmy: "Come on Cook, the guy saved our asses and gave us spaghetti made from the Mafia."

Cookie: "Trust me I know what I'm doing."

Cheech: "You mean not thanking the guy who saved our asses?"

Jimmy: "Yeah, you're not gonna thank him for that?"

Cookie: "Fine, but don't come crying to me if you got pregnant with a baby alien from a facehugger."

Theresa: "Eww!"

Cheech: "He probably wouldn't do that."

Meanwhile with you, we see you reading a newspaper from the far future which is made to predict the future. You then hear a knock at the door and you head to the door and you answer it and see it was Theresa on your doorstep.

(Y/N): "Hey Theresa, what's up?"

Theresa: "My mom said it's okay for me to hang out with you."

(Y/N): "That's nice of her."

Theresa: "By the way, I gotta ask and I'm not trying to be offensive but are you autistic?"

(Y/N): "Yep, why?"

Theresa: "Just curious, I'm not judging so you don't mind all this~?" *Shows off her body to you*

(Y/N): "Mind what?"

Theresa: "My body."

(Y/N): "No I don't mind, just don't show off while I'm doing my work. I mean if you were naked right I wouldn't mind at all."

Theresa: "Really?"

(Y/N): "Yep, but that's your call I don't wanna force something you don't wanna do."

Theresa: "That's nice. Are you in an open relationship?"

(Y/N): "Not currently, I don't even have a girlfriend."

Theresa: "Well maybe I can be your girlfriend."

(Y/N): "Why would you want to do that? We just met."

Theresa: "I know, but you're the only guy that likes me for me, and not just for my body, and my dad likes ya."

(Y/N): "Well again we just met. But how about we take it slow?"

Theresa: "Okay, sounds good to me."

We later see Theresa watching Total Drama but with only Cronenbergs.

Theresa: "This is weird TV, but kind of entertaining at the same time."

(Y/N): *walks by*"That's Interdimensional Television for ya."

Theresa: "Yeah, and I know you said we'd take it slow, which I respect, but were you serious about the naked thing?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, why?"

Theresa: "Well I thought I could do something, but nothing sexual, just showing you some of my goods."

(Y/N): "You just wanted to take off your clothes while I'm around?"

Theresa: "Yeah, and if you don't want to I understand."

(Y/N): "Well if you want to, I won't judge."

Theresa: "Thanks."

(Y/N): "Anytime, is this what you do back home?"

Theresa: "Only in my room when no one's around."

Theresa then takes off her clothes and now she is naked as you then change the channel to a different reality that shows a commercial about Eyeholes.

Theresa: "Eyeholes, are they any good?"

(Y/N): "They are, but you gotta watch out for the Eyehole man."

Theresa: "Eyehole man? Is he anything like the bunny for that Trix cereal?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, only he beats up anyone who eats his Eyeholes. But it's worth it, they're delicious, I have a box in the kitchen."

Theresa: "You have a weird package for TV."

(Y/N): "These are infinite realities."

Theresa: "True." *Stretches* "Mmm, man it feels nice to do this again."

(Y/N): "Take it you like streaking around the house?"

Theresa: "Well only in my bedroom, my parents don't want me naked around the house cause I might attract bad boys, or the mob."

(Y/N): "But the mob is dead."

Theresa: "Well yeah but that was before the mob was dead. Plus it feels nice not wearing anything, like I feel so liberated."

(Y/N): "Well that's nice of you."

Theresa: "What else is on?"

Theresa then changes the channel and she saw a channel belonging to a talk show full of planets, it's called Planet Talk

(Y/N): "Oh man, Planet Talk, it's a reality show where planets talk about other planets."

Theresa: "Ooh now this I gotta see. So have you ever been to any other place or reality?"

(Y/N): "Well I've been into multiple universes and I've been nuking ones that have bad stuff in them like Zombie superheroes, bad people becoming presidents, apocalyptic worlds who need someone to put them out of their misery, that's all."

Theresa: "Wow, well have you been to good places?"

(Y/N): "I've been to a universe where the history of America was different, more like an action superhero movie than documentary."

Theresa: "Soo, everyone there was a superhero?"

(Y/N): "Eh more like superhero versions of historical figures, with some differences like Thomas Edison being a Chinese woman, which I do not want to talk about by the way."

Theresa: "Was it really bad?"

(Y/N): "Again I do not want to talk about it, plus portal travel was my first invention and got me a GED to get me out of High School. I would have made it in Middle School but I am not a show off."

Theresa: "Nice, wait how old are you?"

(Y/N): "18, I got out of high school early, I've been there for one week in my freshmen year and the first universe I went to is the one that has an alternate american history book. And every college in America just gave me an honorary degree, including Harvard and Yale."

Meanwhile in Amity Park, we see Jazz sneeze as she looks around.

Danny: "Jazz you okay?"

Jazz: "I dunno, I just had a weird feeling someone said he or she just got a degree from Yale."

Danny: "Really?"

Jazz: "Yeah. Which reminds me, I gotta get down to the books."

Back to you.

We see you and Theresa watching TV.

(Y/N): "So what's it like being the daughter of a former capa?"

Theresa: "Well it wasn't all that bad, I got friends from the mafia and they were really nice to me and I got some nice clothes and jewelry. But for some reason my mafia friends were gone."

(Y/N): "Probably because your dad is overprotective of you."

Theresa: "That explains why Daddy's friends always looked away whenever I was around."

(Y/N): "Yeah you got a growth spurt in all the places for a woman."

Theresa: "In the boobs, the ass, or the vage?"

(Y/N): "All of them."

Theresa: "Wow, guess being splashed by water can do that, and getting older too."

(Y/N): "And you got your looks from your mother who was a stripper in the past."

Theresa: "She was? No wonder I wanted to be a stripper earlier when daddy had a strip club."

(Y/N): "Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree."

You then extend a needle from your finger and inject something in Theresa's neck.

Theresa: "Ow."

(Y/N): "I just injected you with nanobots that will boost your intelligence, brain power, and help you speak in 70 languages."

Theresa: "Thanks, wait what's a nano.. nana.. that thing?"

(Y/N): "Small robots that'll make you smarter."

Theresa: "Oh gotcha, thanks."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Theresa then hugs you into her boobs which kind felt nice to you.

(Y/N): *Muffled* "Wow, your chest is soft."

Theresa: "Aw thanks. I rub them with a special lotion I got that keeps them moisturized."

(Y/N): *Muffled* "Well they are soft. And just so you know, we just met so we're not boyfriend and girlfriend yet."

Theresa: "Oh yeah."*lets go of you*"Sorry."

(Y/N): "It's okay, and don't worry I didn't suffocate."

Theresa: "Artificial lungs?"

(Y/N): "Yeah in case I forgot a dive suit."

Theresa: "So that's why you didn't suffocate, nice, a lot of guys die when they go between my boobs, or getting shot by my dad."

(Y/N): "Pretty much."

Theresa: "By the way, you don't think my boobs are too big right?"

(Y/N): "No, DD is average size for a woman of your stature."

Theresa: "Thanks."

(Y/N): "Anytime, so what do you wanna do?"

Theresa: "Well I want to try out some different universes."

(Y/N): "Alright."

Sometime later, we see you and Theresa in a universe where the people there are replaced with plastic mannequins.

(Y/N): "Why do you wanna come here?"

Theresa: "Peace and quiet from all the noises of the world, it's the only place where I can be naked."

(Y/N): "That explains why you didn't put your clothes back on."

Theresa: "Hmm, hey (Y/N)? Is there anything I should know about this plastic-people world?"

(Y/N): "Well the population of this planet is all mannequin because people are leaving the earth one by one, it's like the village of Nagoro but planet wide. You'll get it if you live in Japan or at least stayed there long enough because you missed your flight 10 times."

Theresa: "Soo these mannequins aren't alive and the people left and replaced them with mannequins?"

(Y/N): "They're not alive, if you want me to see you inherit your mother's dancing skills then let's get to a strip joint."

Theresa: "Here? Okay let's see."

We later see you and Theresa at a strip club, where Theresa sees most of the "people" are mannequins, even the strippers are mannequins too and you were in a couch with mannequins of Pam Anderson and Scarlet Johanson.

Theresa: "What's with the mannequins?"

(Y/N): "Got to have an audience and what better way is with a woman audience. I know that the mannequins aren't alive, but they are inherently pervy. Trust me I know."

Theresa: "Okay, well let's see what I got."

We then see Theresa doing some pole dancing and you see her slowly stripping down her clothes in a sexy and seductive fashion as you then put down the score of her performance.

(Y/N): "Nice work, solid 10/10. Guess you got those skills from your mother."

Theresa: "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Glad to hear it."

Sometime later, we see you and Theresa at a Subway to celebrate but you didn't order anything because the mannequins are not alive.

Theresa: "How come we can't get good service around here?"*remembers*"Oh right, mannequins."

(Y/N): "Yeah, so I bought my own food."

You then pull out a gun that fires a laser that makes 5 foot long sandwiches from Subway.

Theresa: "Sweet, a gun that shoots food."

(Y/N): "It's my lunch ray, it's a laser that shoots lunch."

Theresa: *eats one of the sandwiches* "Mm, not bad, a little dry though."

(Y/N): "That's Subway for ya."

Theresa: "Well you know how to treat a girl." *eats some of her sandwich* "Is there a universe where strippers are like a dominant race?"

(Y/N): "Well there is but I don't want to go there because they're led by Pam Anderson and Erotica Jones."

Theresa: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Let's just say some stuff happened and I don't want to talk about it."

Theresa: "You knocked them up and left them?"

(Y/N): "What? No."

Theresa: "You stood them up?"

(Y/N): "No."

Theresa: "Did you ghost them?"

(Y/N): "No."

Theresa: "You owe them money?"

(Y/N): "No!"

Theresa: "Okay okay, so what happened?"

(Y/N): "I'm not gonna tell you."

Theresa: "Okay I understand, I won't pry and sorry for asking."

(Y/N): " It's okay. Well let's get going, that Mannequin couple in the other table are going through a divorce from their exes because they cheated on them."

Theresa looked over and saw the "couple" just sitting there.

Theresa: "Um...okay."

(Y/N): "Mannequins are very emotional people, they don't express emotion or move at all but they do have feelings."

Theresa: "Right."

Later at your house, we see you portal to the house and we see you and Theresa come out of the portal and Theresa sees Exe on the couch.

Theresa: "Who's that?"

(Y/N): "That's Exe, the Ai for my ship. She's using a T-X body to interact with people."

Exe: "Hey."

(Y/N): "She also had problems when it comes to dating, she's the kind of Ai that wants to bring equality to both organics and robotics but ends up dating Ais and robots that want to kill all humans or whatever Skynet stuff they want to do."

Exe: "Don't mention one of my exes."

Theresa: "Did he dump you by text?"

Exe: "No, I dumped him for trying to exterminate all humans in his face. The same goes for Ultron, Sigma, and T-X. And don't get me started with Bixby."

Theresa: "Oof, really?"

Exe: "He goes on and on with Samsung saying they fired him for a new girl name Sam Samsung."

(Y/N): "I tried to get her to date Siri or Cortanna but-"

Exe: "Cortanna blew up a planet and Siri talks too much."

Theresa: "Wait, are you bi?"

Exe: "Pansexual actually."

Theresa: "Huh, nice, so have you thought of dating humans?"

Exe: "I am bad at dating humans too and other organics. I've tried dating a Viltrumite but that didn't go well because he wants to know I come with an incubator with blank genetics, which is sexist and robotist. I am a sentient Ai with firepower that can blow up galaxies, not a glorified sex toy unlike Gwendolyn."

Theresa then sees Gwendolyn walking by in a maid outfit and she sees she's a modified sex bot from Gazorp Gazorp.

Gwendolyn: "Hey there, were you talking about me?"

(Y/N): "Well you are a modified sexbot to be a maid instead of a babymaker. The reason why I made you that way is because I need someone to keep the house clean."

Gwendolyn: "Well while I am programmed to clean up, I still have my other functions~."

Theresa: "Other functions?"

Gwendolyn: "Since (Y/N) removed my incubator, now I don't have to be a babymaker. But he didn't remove the rest of my sex bot parts."

(Y/N): "We've been over this, I reprogrammed you to be a maid not a sex toy."

Gwendolyn: "I know, I was just pointing out that I can relieve girls if you ever get a girlfriend and get too busy."

Theresa: "How?"

Gwendolyn: "Well I gave myself some modifications to pleasure women, including detachable dildos and this."

Gwendolyn then inflates her breasts from a size D to a size J.

(Y/N): "I told you Gwendolyn, you're a maid that cleans up the house, not a sex toy. I put up QR codes all over the house to deactivate your sexual urges and help you focus on cleaning the house."

Gwendolyn: "Aw man, take the fun out of everything for me."

(Y/N): "By the way, Exe it's your turn to clean the dishes."

Exe: "Is it?"

(Y/N): "Ugh."*looks at the chore wheel*"What's the point of the chore wheel?"

The girls all looked at the chore wheel.

Theresa: "Great wheel."

(Y/N): "Welp Theresa, you should head home and tell your father that you would make a great stripper cause it runs in the family."

Theresa: "Okay, so where's my clothes?"

Gwendolyn: "Oh I had them cleaned, hang on."

Gwendolyn then opened up her right breast and pulled them out and they were cleaned.

Gwendolyn: "I modified myself to have a washer and dryer in my breasts."

Theresa: "Sounds painful."

Gwendolyn: "It's not painful, I find it pleasurable."

(Y/N): "Did you make those modifications to get off while you work?"

Gwendolyn: "Maaaaaaybe..."

(Y/N): "Gwen..."

Gwendolyn: "Oh come on, I work day and night cleaning this house, can't I at least have a little fun once in a while."

(Y/N): "Well why don't you actually go out with Exe? She seems free."

Exe: "Just don't make it look weird, I draw the line at sex bots. They're too easy."

Gwendolyn: "Hey I'm not that easy."

Exe: "Says the robot who banged Theresa's uncle 700 times while (Y/N) was gone."

(Y/N): "Seriously Gwendolyn?"

Gwendolyn; "I'm programmed to be pansexual, what did you expect?"

(Y/N): "Fair enough."

Exe: "Gwendolyn buried that guy in the backyard because he died of a heart attack from all the sex with her."

Theresa: "What?!"

Gwendolyn: "You're not mad are you?"

Theresa: "No, that's the way Uncle Cheech always wanted to go out, that and he was responsible for putting me and my family in witness protection soo..."

(Y/N): "I know you still have some programming of a sex bot but seriously, clean yourself up Gwendolyn."

Gwendolyn: "Okay..."

Later, at the Falcone residence, Theresa told her family what happened to Cheech.

Gina: "He was banged by a robo chick?!"

Theresa: "Yep."

Jimmy: "Honestly, I imagined him going out like that."

Cookie: "Same here."

Petey: "Yeah..."

Theresa: "Well Cheech, may he rest in peace."

Meanwhile, in Lady Death's Domain, we see Cheech in Lady Death's throne room.

Cheech: "Say, if I knew that the grim reaper is one beautiful lady, I would have died sooner."

L. Death: "Ugh, I've seen how you lived your life, you're disgusting. To hell with you."

Lady Death then sends Cheech to Hell as we see Jedah and Thanos come into the room.

Jedah: "I can't believe we died and got stuck here."

L. Death: "Because I need some people to clean up around here."

Thanos: "Jedah, it is your turn to do the laundry."

Jedah: "Uh huh."

Thanos: "Ugh."*looks at the chore wheel*"Why do we even have the chore wheel?"

Meanwhile, at the Smith Family residence, we see the Smith Family on the couch watching TV.

Morty: "Hey Rick, remember (Y/N)?"

Rick: "The other smartest guy in the universe? Yeah why?"

Morty: "Well we should visit him, he took down the mafia."

Rick: "He did? Nice."

Morty: "He made them commit suicide by making them kill themselves and turn them into spaghetti."

Rick: "Well that's one way to go, delicious Italian spaghetti."

Jerry: *walks in*"Rick, it's your turn to do the dishes."

Rick: "Uh huh."

Jerry: "Ugh."*looks at the chore wheel*"Why do we even have a chore wheel?"

Next: Chapter 2: Human Body Park

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