*ring ring*

"Hey."

"Hi,"

"You're friends are... Nice."

"More like a pain in the backside."

" *chuckling* I guess you could say that too."

"They've gone now, so you don't have to worry about them being all... suggestive."

"Yeah..."

"..."

"OK then, Clue number 5: Vodka.

"OK... So, to recap the clues are: Viagra, I'm sorry, Rain drop, Ruler of the fire breathers and now Vodka?"

"Yup."

"You really aren't making this easy are you."

"You know why I can't make it easier."

"Yeah, I still don't get what you could've done to make me hate who you are though."

"Half of me doesn't want you to find out. But this is something I have to do, or I'll never get it off my chest."

"... If it helps, I'll try not to hate you as much once I find out. You seem like a genuinely nice guy, if you remove the creepy stalkerish parts."

"Thanks... It helps, a lot..."

"Your welcome, stalker."

"And Mia?"

"Yeah?"

"... Your friends aren't wrong you know. I do really care about you. I want you to remember that when you find out who I am."

"OK..."

"..."

"And there's one more thing I want you to know Mia."

"And what's that?"

"I love you."

*This call has ended*