*Ring ring*

"Hello?"

"What was that all about yesterday?"

"You called me again."

"Answer my question, then we'll talk."

"You're really getting used to this huh?"

"I kinda have too since you aren't giving me much of a choice here."

"Fair enough. I'm glad though. I feel like you've warmed up to me a bit."

"*Scoffs*Just to clarify we're not friends. After this ordeal I'm blocking your number."

"I'm surprised you haven't done that already."

"Let's just say curiosity got the better of me. Now back to my question."

"Why are you so bent on that?"

"... You could say it's been bugging me."

"You we're worried about me?"

"You must be off your rocker to think I give a rats arse about you. For your information I just want to know WHO YOU ARE."

"Awwww."

"Shut up. I was more worried about myself than you considering you seem to know a lot about me but not vice versa."

"Well figure out the clues and then you'll know."

"Again with the clues?"

"Clue number 4: Ruler of the fire breathers."

"..."

"OK this is fucking stupid."

"Are you sure you're not bullshiting me?"

"Definitely sure. I wouldn't bother calling everyday if I was."

"These clues keep getting weirder and weirder."

"It will all make sense soon. Don't worry."

"..."

"Hey Stalker?"

"Call me Mr. E from now on but, Yeah?"

"*loud laughter*"

"Hey, what's so funny?"

"MR. E! I'M DEAD!*laughter* What sort of spy movies, James Bond, secret agent kinda name is that! *Laughter*  It makes you sound like you're plotting *laughter* the revolution!"

"...I thought it was a cool secret name..."

"Well you obviously thought wrong *laughter*"

"It wasn't that funny."

"Yes it was."

"*Grumbling under breath*"

"Anyway, Mr. E- *laughter*"

"You know what, stalker sounds lovely right about now."

"OK *wheezing* then stalker, *giggling* I have a question."

"Go on then.... And stop laughing! It wasn't that funny."

"Aw, *laughter* is the ickle baby mad?"

"*Heavy breathing* You're really annoying you know."

"The feeling is mutual my friend."

"Just get back to the question *muttering*  god that was embarrassing, never doing that again..."

"OK, OK, You're making me guess who you are through clues, meaning you want me to find out who you are eventually right?"

"Yes, that would be correct."

"Then why go through all of this, why not just tell me?"

"..."

"Because if I told you straight away, things wouldn't be like they are now. Like this at least I can talk to you normally."

"... What?"

"It doesn't matter. You'll figure out soon enough."

"Did you do something?"

"I didn't do anything.... But when you find out who I am you'll probably end up hating me regardless."

"Hate you....? Why would I hate you?"

"Reasons."

"Being?"

"I can't say."

"..."

"..."

"Did you like eat my food or something?"

"..."

"..."

"... What?"

"I mean, that's the only reason I can think of that I'd be able to hold a grudge so long I'd forget the person I was angry at."

"Are you being serious right now?"

"I'm always serious when food is involved."

"Well, I don't doubt that."

"..."

"OK so maybe I was joking a little... But seriously, though, what did you do?"

"... It's not what I did. It's what I didn't do that's the problem."

"You're not making any sense again."

"Goodbye Mia."

*This call has ended*