The show intro plays.Pyro shoots out and the show begins.

Mike:Portland, Oregan is the site for Smackdown!!!! Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen im Mike Tenay here with Joey Styles.Our good friend Nigel McGuiness couldnt be here tonight so ive been told that Nigel found a replacement.

Joey:Thats right Mike! Lets see who it is!

Joey:NO! No no no no! THIS ISNT HAPPENING!!!

Out walks Don Callis.He walks down and goes to the Commentary Desk.

Joey:NO!

Joey throws his pen as Don smiles and puts the headset on.He sits.

Don:Hey Mike! Joey....its been a while!

Joey:I hate this job..

Don:Smackdown is amazing folks! Nigel has taken ill so im gonna be here for the next few weeks!!!!

Joey:NOOOOOOOO!

Mike:Lets start tonight off with a bang with Randy Orton!

Randy walks out as the crowd boos the life out of him.He enters and grabs a mic.

Randy:I know what you want...You want to know why.Why did i attack my student,my protege,someone whose like a son to me...well ill tell you.You see ive been gone for a while.Last time i even saw gold was years ago.Then i hear that my protege is killing it....Creating a "Kingdom"(thats for you alexrelatadoo) in this business.Then he gets side tracked with a injury...and thats when i was going to step up for him until i got sidetracked again.While i sat at home... and saw him return i got angry and thats when i took my opportunity.You see Alex you are just my knock off,my chase variant,my student.You always will be that.You are just my bitch.When i striked and saw gold for the first time in years.I felt....happy.It was a amazing feeling.I didnt give a damn if i ruined years of friendship because theres something i care about.You see The Intercontinental Championship was the first belt i held.I want it back.Alex....i will face you at Double or Nothing and i will kick your ass,Punt your head into the cheap seats,and make you bleed so much your little girlfriend will cry.You will learn the 3 most destructive letters in all of the WWE.R.K.O.

Randy throws the mic down.

Mike:Wow...big words there from Randy Or-WAIT!!!!

Randy is then nailed with a AKO from Alex Auditore.Alex stares at Randy.

Alex:THIS IS MINE!!! YOU WANT THIS!! COME AND TAKE IT!!!! COME ON! ILL KICK YOUR ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Secruity rushes in and seperates the two.Alex is escorted to the back as Randy is leaning against the corner smirking and holds his jaw.

(Commerical)

We see backstage Daikon Black in a chair sitting gettung miced up as he and Alex will be in separate rooms and talking via satelite.

Daikon:Is he here yet?

Cameraman:No sir he is not.

Daikon:Pussy...

Mike:Well later folks we will see Daikon Black and Alex Ambrose be asked questions by yours truly.But thats later.Lets talk about now.Tell us what we have tonight Joe.

Joey:*sighs* Kris Statlander will.....take on Shotzi Blackheart...

Don:Cheer up Joe! Chris Jericho does battle with "The number one ranked seed in the WWE Championship Ranking" , "The American Dragon" Daniel Bryan.

Joey:Do you ever shut up? I mean my god.What are you gonna do huh? Make this family friendly too? This isnt TNN.

Don:Im a changed man Joey.

Joey:Oh really well then if thats the case then i guess Orange Cassidy is gonna show up or something

Joey:OH COME ON!

Alicia Atout:The following is scheduled for one fall!!Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Orange Cassidy,from the Andromeda Galaxy,weighing in at 143 pounds....KRIS STATLANDER!!

Kris walks out with Orange Cassidy.She enters the ring as Cassidy is by the apron just......standing...and stuff.Kris boops the nose of the ref Charles Robinson.

Mike:Kris has been out with a knee injury for months but finally she returns tonight.

Don:And look shes with her boyfriend.

Joey:Shut up.

Alicia:And her opponent,from Oakland California,weighing in at 125 pounds...SHOTZI BLACKHEART!!!

Shotzi drives out in her tank.She stops at the ring,gets out and howls.She takes her helmet and jacket off and gets in.She heads to the top and howls before jumping down.

The bell rings and the match begins.The two tieup.Kris gets Shotzi in a headlock.Shotzi transitions into a waistlock.Shotzi slams her down and gets her in a headlock.Kris gets out and nails a backsuplex.She grabs Shotzi and goes for a lariat but she ducks and Shotzi ducks,grabs her waist and goes for a German Suplex but Kris lands.Kris goes for a dropkick but Shotzi catches her legs and nails a double leg drop to Kris's stomach.She rolls up and nails a dropkick to a seated Kris.Shotzi puts Kris on the ropes.Shotzi goes off and nails a reverse cannonball.Shotzi heads up top but Kris hits her.Kris heads up top and nails a hurricanrana from the top!

Kris pins Shotzi but she kicks out! Kris grabs her and goes for a Big Bang Theory but Shotzi reverses into a pin but Kris kicks out.The two get up and headbutt each other at the same time! Kris then grabs Shotzi and goes for a lariat but Shotzi ducks and rolls her up but Kris kicks out.Shotzi grabs her and nails a DDT.She heads up top and goes for a Diving Senton but Kris moves.Kris grabs Shotzi and nails a Big Bang Theory! Kris pins Shotzi for the win.

Kris celebrates as Cassidy rolls in.They touch hands and roll out.They go up to the stage and pose until Cassidy is hit by Cesaro!!!!! Kassius Ohno runs out and the two start to attack Cassidy.Kris tries to help but Cesaro pushes her away.Ohno grabs Cassidy.He throws him to Cesaro.He grabs his legs and spins him.Ohno runs and dropkicks him.

We cut backstage and see a cameraman running and we see Best Friends layed out.

Mike:OH COME ON!

Don laughs.

Ohno and Cesaro raise eachothers arms as Kris checks on Cassidy.

We cut backstage and see Will Ospreay in the locker room.He looks over and we see Ricochet.

Will:Well well well.Its been a while.

Ricochet:Yes it has.I just came here and wanted to tell you that no matter what Will.....i respect the hell out of you.

Will:Likewise man.

The two fistbump and smirk.Ricochet walks out.Ospreay sits down and smirks.

We cut to Mike Tenay in the ring with a mic

Mike:Well ladies and gents up next we have the confrontation between Daikon Black and Alex Ambrose.Daikon thank you for being here.

Daikon:Of course Mike.Anytime i have the chance to talk about a piece of shit i will do it.

Mike:Alright and i see Alex still isnt here...

Daikon:Listen Mike if he wont show up then this is a waste of t-

Then a door opens in the room of where Alex would be.He sits in his suit and takes his sunglasses off.

Mike:Welcome Alex.

Daikon:Hows your head after you ate that AKO last week?

Mike:Daikon,Daikon.Listen.I ask the questions you guys respond.So first off for both of you whats your reaction to the stipulation to your match.

Alex:Well Mike ill start.Ya know at first i absolutely hated it but the more i thought i realized...i get to end Daikon Blacks career*chuckles* Its the best.

Mike:Daikon?

Daikon:How do i feel? I feel fucking amazing.I crave the blood,the pain,the barbed wire.You see i bring the blood,the hardcore,the extreme.Im excited to kill Alex because when its over and the countdown begins...Alex Ambrose will only be a myth and i will be a legend.Oh and Don Fuck you!

Don:WHAT?!

Joey:HAHA!!!

Alex:A legend??? Please if anyones a legend its me.Ive held gold all around the world.The only thing you are is a Michael Jackson ripoff.I am the greatest in this business.I dont moonwalk or act crazy because i have a screw loose.No i kick ass and take gold.I will beat you Daikon and when i do i will be one step closer to the WWE Championship!

Daikon:*laughs* Oh Alex...you are pathetic.You think i care what you did before coming here? No i dont care.Ive proved here why im the best.I dont injury my knee or carry myself off others like how you do with Dean.Hey at least im not Jay Whites BITCH!

Alex spits his drink out

Alex:WHAT?!You have a lot of balls saying that you piece of shit!

Mike:Now gen-

Alex:SHUT UP!Now listen here Daikon.Im not Jay Whites bitch nor am i a wannabe Lunatic.Im a patch,an improvement.At Double or Nothing....im gonna end your career.

Daikon:Why wait?

Alex:Huh?

Daikon walks out of shot.The screen changes to a camera following Daikon instead of split.Daikon walks furiously down the hall.He arrives at a door.

The screen changes to Alexs camera in front of him.We hear a door kick open and Daikon leaps at Alex!!!!Daikon starts hitting Alex over and over busting him open a bit.Then Jay White walks in and grabs Daikon.Daikon pushes Jay,grabs him and throws his head into the mirror!!!! He stares at Jay.Daikon turns around.Alex nails him with a glass!!!!! Alex grabs Daikon but Daikon pushes him and superkicks him.Daikon grabs Alex and drags him out of the room.They arrive at Gorrilla.Daikon drags him out to the arena.Daikon throws Alex off the stage!!!!!! Daikon stands tall and poses as his music plays.

Mike:Well that could have went better.

Don:That Daikon is a piece of work! I can't wait till Double or Nothing!

Joey:I cant wait too.Alex is gonna get his ass kicked!

Don:I wouldn't bet on that!

Mike:Anyway folks up Maria Marshall explains her actions on why she attacked Toni Storm!

We cut to a dark room with a wrestling ring in it.There we see a chair with Maria Marshall sitting.

Maria:*Sighs* Lets see.Toni Storm.The woman who took my opportunity at becoming the next Smackdown Womens Champion.You see, I'm tired of saying The quote "I'll get another opportunity later."Every single time when i try to win my dreams there is always a villain in my way.Last week was my breaking point.I told Toni she'd feel the wraith of this queen....and she did.Then.....then her little friend Candice "saved the day" Pffft...Candice saw what i did and shes gonna feel it at Double Or Nothing.

Maria leans back and smirks.

We cut back to the arena.

Mike:Folks its main event time!

Alicia:The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a time limit of TV Time remaining.Introducing first from Aberdeen Washington,weighing in at 210 pounds....DANIEL BRYAN!!!

Daniel walks out and Yes's(i know its not a word) down to the ring.He heads up top and poses before jumping down.

The lights go out.This plays and appear on the titantron.

Out walks Chris Jericho but he looks a little different.He has face paint on,has a studded hat and jacket on.He walks down and enters.

Alicia:And his opponent.Fr-

She isnt able to finish as Chris runs and nails a Judas Effect to Daniel!!!!

Mike:OH MY!!!

Chris gets on top of Daniel and hits him over and over and over.Chris stares at Daniel as he gets up.Daniel has to use the ropes to get up.Chris runs and goes for a Codebreaker but Daniel lets go and has Chris fall on his back.Daniel kicks Chris in the face! Chris looks pissed Daniel goes off the ropes and goes for a Running Knee but Chris moves.Daniel gets up and eats a Codebreaker.

Joey:My god..What is this side of Chris?

Don:This is what he needs to be! He needs to make pain,needs to not care!

Chris grabs Daniels legs and goes for the Walls but Daniel kicks him.He kips up and knees him!!!!Daniel grabs Chris's arms and goes for a Cattle Mutilation but Chris gets up and hits him.Chris nails a Codebreaker onto Bryan.He runs,jumps on the ropes and nails a Lionsault.He pins Bryan for the three while staring at the camera.

Chris gets his hand raised.He turns around and eats a Slingblade from Finn Balor!!!!!

Finn stares at Chris and holds his belt high as the show goes off the air.