TW: UHHHH SMUT??? AND GUN VIOLENCE (JUST ONE DARK JOKE)

Also giving TheGayGremlin writing creds, came up with the machete idea

JD'S POV

I was getting ready for my cool date, ((I didn't say hot bc slushies are cold lmfao)) when my current girlfriend, Veronica walked in.
"whatcha doing..." Veronica says in a rather flirtatious tone.
I sighed, I didn't have time for this, my date was in exactly 40 minutes and 20 seconds! ((4:20 ;) ))
"V, I don't know, I can't really right now" I look up at Veronica, who is massaging my shoulders. "I'm grieving my mother's death at the 7-11 tonight, kinda busy"
she frowns disapprovingly, "can't that wait?? You have more important things to do, like me..."

I huffed, annoyed. Can't a guy just get some slushie pussy in peace? I put on my trench coat and my soccer cleats, before sprinting, witch looked more like a t-rex walking than anything, to the 7-11. "Woah" comes out of my mouth before I can stop it. I see slushetta leaving against the slushie machine, talking to her cousins inside of it.  "Hey..." I say, just a flirtatiously as Veronica had to me earlier. 
"Pleaseee- don't hit me with that shit, I want your dick" slushetta says, walking over to me, her hips shouting truths like : "YOU HAVE MOMMY ISSUES, THEREFORE YOU CRAVE VALIDATION FROM THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE" because, her hips don't lie.

The next thing I know, we are in the dumpster at the back of the super 8, and I'm sipping her sweet, sweet slush. Out of the corner of my eye, I see something I know all to well, ((IM SORRY TAYLOR)) miseria and TheGayGremlin, my sleep paralysis demons. I panic, stoping my agressive thrusts into her straw, even she is screaming  "No!!! Don't stop!! Shoot your load into me like you are gonna shoot up the school!!" ((Too much??))

I don't have time to listen to her, they are getting closer. But wait, that's not my sleep paralysis demons, THANK GOD, it's just Veronica and the troll from Dora, or was that miseria?I can never tell, oh no. She was holding a machete. She starts screaming at me, and waking the machete.

IM SO SORRY CLIFFHANGER 😭😭😭?? SO YEAH....IM GOING TO HELL