So, as most of you voted on the random lines and quotes for the slots here we go. <3
Once again please comment and let me know what you think - did you have something like this in mind, do you want more, would you improve something etc.

❝I am NOT gonna be a secondary charterer! This is MY story.❞

❝Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.❞

❝I'm actually more afraid of Saturday the 14th.❞

❝You gotta expect the unexpected. And yes I am expecting you to hit me-❞

❝I'm not in danger. I am danger.❞

❝Still cooler than you.❞

❝And maybe I'm just too hot.❞

❝In my defense, I was left unsupervised.❞

❝Personally, I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.❞

❝I should sell my vacuum cleaner, it's only gathering dust.❞

❝I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.❞

❝If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 8.20 now.❞

❝You should always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood I guess...❞

❝Hey, I was born to be a pessimist - my blood type is B Negative.❞

  ❝I am NOT going to fight you. I never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.❞  

❝Can you shut up for one fucking minute or what?❞

❝Why the fuck is everything so fucking dull?❞

❝I have crippling depression.❞

❝Kid, stop screaming. You don't have real problems. It should be me screaming.❞

❝Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.❞

❝We're all gonna die anyway.❞

❝Great job, you missed it you fucking disgrace.❞

❝Go away, you are wasting my oxygen.❞

❝Dogs!!!❞

❝No doubt. No doubt. No doubt.❞

❝Peace out peasants.❞

❝This shit is lit!❞

❝What? How? Wait- WHAT?❞

❝Now that's a stupid idea. I'm gonna do it.❞

❝I'm so fucking gay.❞