eliza dushku as stasha
"stassi" / "slinky" king
- the rookie reporter, co-host of sacto active rock

"i just want to go back to when i was fourteen. back then, i used to just lay in my room, listen to the beatles and cry over the fact that my boobs were- and continue to be- small. life was so much simpler."
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estelle getty as anita king
- the sassy great-grandmother

"he's a nice boy, reminds me a lot of your great-grandfather when he was young. just as rambunctious and complicated. keep him around, he'll make life interesting!"
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heather mccomb as addison hanson
created by waste-of-paint
- the sweet southern savage

"i'm so sick of all the perverts coming in and trying to impress us with their fetish porn. i gotta quit the movie store soon, stassi. i'm gonna have a meltdown."
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dana ashbrook as cole "nash" darringer
- the anxious simp

"you can't date that guy, stasha! he can't even write intelligible lyrics! what the fuck does 'caca scaleskin' even mean?"
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justin pierce as levi evone
created by -spiderland
- the scene shifter

"oh, my god. you're such a doofus, stassi! that drunk ugly girl that's flirting with you isn't a girl. he is the lead singer of the band playing this party!"
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conor oberst as nicholas brooks
created by waste-of-paint

- the shy camera boy

"i'll try my best to make sure we've got the lighting right. wouldn't wanna make anyone look like nosferatu on live television."
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becky g as sierra pascal
created by metallllica_
- the supportive wingwoman

"girl, the best thing you can do is be yourself and smile. and always, always, always make sure you have sexy panties on! you never know if he's gonna see them or not, especially with the way you two roll."
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johannes eckerström as cedric pearce
created by agherman04
- the thrasher with a soundboard

"can we get better bands on here? we're literally in the bay area, there are so many good bands from here- guys! let's get megadeth on the show!"
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cillian murphy as pete qualls
- the weed-dealing socialite

"look, just because i'm a member of the phi delta theta doesn't mean i'm better than anyone else... the fact that i'm wealthy, run the campus radio station, and grow green for kicks is what makes me better than most."
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brady corbet as jeremy holliday
- the nerdy brass-blower

"hey! chino, right? i heard your band play earlier and i think you guys were pretty good. i was gonna inquire about an audition, but you were busy boinking your girlfriend in the bathroom. so i didn't want to bother you."

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jeremy london as charlie sallow
- the egotistical ex-boyfriend

"stassi, i cannot believe you could have gotten back with me... but instead you decide to hang around a guy who will probably flip burgers for a living and never pay child support!"

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christine taylor as kelly hamlin
- the dairy queen

"i can't wait for you to come back to wisconsin, stassi! my pageants aren't the same without you in the audience!"
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the deftones (l-to-r: chi cheng, john taylor, chino wong moreno, stephen carpenter [far right w/ guitar]) as themselves
- your grandma's favorite punk band

"one day, i was at the park and i was eating a taco... and..."

"no, that's not how we got the name. this is the true story- stephen was at my house, i rubbed his gut and it came to me... 'deftones'."

"no, chino's wrong. that's not it, i gave stephen the name-"

"no, no! deftones is a chinese name!"
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lizz fisher as herself (in the gif above, between chino and stephen)
- the ditzy co-host of sacto active rock

"get your goddamn dog off my leg!"

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- link to soundtrack in comments !

- additional characters TBA !

- some of the GIF sizes got fucked up, i did this on my laptop and they were all the same size. i just went on my mobile and ughhh they're all screwy. sorry for the fuck up !