So there's some important things to know before reading (please check the description) and I'm going to say the main things to know before proceeding here⬇️

•~ this is all platonic (you cheeky monkeys) and not a ship story, besides most involved don't feel comfortable being shipped so plz don't do that :)

•~ other characters from the dream smp will probably be included later idk

•~ feel free to leave requests (no smut) but I might not get round to all of them

•~this is based on the kinda head cannon that Philza is the adopted parent to Tommy, Wilbur, Ranboo and techno and I'm aware that some of it is canonical but techno said he isn't part of it so I'm classing it as a head cannon ig.

•~this will probably have some super random one shots and some might not even directly involve the dadza thing but that's just how the characters are in this story so it will always be that Philza is their dad but it won't always be a centre theme around the story.

•~ this is not canonical but some themes and stories will be based on events that happened in the smp so watch out for spoilers.

•~ some random important info about the characters:
•techno is half pig not fill pig he has a mix of humanoid features and piglin features, he's 6"8, he can speak piglin.
•Ranboo is half enderman, can speak ender, he's 8"5.
•philza is not a hybrid, he's 5"9, he can speak piglin, having learnt it after finding techno in order to teach him English easier.
•Wilbur is not a hybrid, he's 6"5 and can speak a relatively large amount of piglin.

I'm pretty sure that's all the stuff you guys need to know so enjoy :D