Kurt POV

"Come on Kurt everyone's going! I don't want you home alone again." Isabelle begged Me at my desk.

"I don't know. Those parties usually scream trouble for me." I said making a face of uncertainty.

"There's booze and cute guys ,what more could you want?" She said raising an eyebrow.

I gave her a look and thought about it. "Fine, fuck it, what's the worst I could do?"

"That's my guy!" She said clapping her hands together. "Tonight my place 8." She added.

"I'll be there." I smiled. She sent a bright smile my way and walked to her office.

"Hummel my office." The annoying intercom said. I groaned and replied "Coming."

I got out of my desk and went into Mr.Anderson huge office.

"Yes sir?" I said in my annoying intern voice.

"I need a black coffee and some vodka." He said not even bothering to look up from the papers on his desk.

"Getting an early start on New Years." I said leaving the door.

"Try dealing with you all day and you'll see why." He shot back as I closed the door. I groaned to myself and went to the break room.

I got his coffee and the vodka he kept here. I made my way back to his office and put the cup on his desk and poured the vodka in the cup.

"That's good." He replied, after I poured in the amount he wanted.

"Anything else?" I asked raising my eyebrow.

"Yeah go down to the 10th floor and ask Hunter if he's going to Isabelle's party." He said still not looking up.

"He is Isabelle told me." I said crossing my arms.

This time he actually looked up at me. "Your going?" He asked raising an eyebrow.

"Isabelle begged me so I said fuck it." I said shrugging my shoulders.

Mr.Anderson rolled his eyes and took a sip of his coffee. "We'll see you there." He said sarcastically.

I rolled my eyes back and left back to my desk.

God I hated that man.

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"Kurt you made it!" Isabelle smiled.

"Yeah I survived." I laughed hugging her.

"We'll come on in, Sebastian's here and he's cute." Isabelle said as I came in.

"Taken by Hunter." I said as she closed the door.

"Oh. Well that's a cute couple." She smiled.

I smiled back. "I know, you should hear it when Bas talks to me on the phone. They sound like soulmates."

"Oh honey you need a drink." She said sending me to the bar. I went over and got a dirty martini.

I was by the bar almost the whole night.

"Kurt hey!" Sebastian said walking to me.

"Hey Bas." I said. Sebastian smiled wide and gave me a hug. "I can't believe you came."

"Yeah ,well I didn't have much plans." I said sipping my drink.

"Ah, everyone back in Ohio." Sebastian said ordering a Manhattan.

"I don't get why everyone goes back to that shit town." I said with a sigh.

"You and me both. My parents keep bugging me about visiting." Sebastian said.

"Mhmm same with my dad and Finn and his perfect god damn family. Where's Hunter?" I said.

"Talking with Blaine." Sebastian said.

I rolled my eyes and sipped my martini.

Sebastian chuckled sipping his drink. "I don't get why you hate the man so much." Sebastian said.

"Try working for him and his god damn impossible requests." I said annoyed.

"Your like an old married couple I swear." Sebastian said.

"Not everyone can have soulmates like our great huntbastain." I said with a sigh.

"You'll find yours take time." Sebastian chuckled.

I rolled my eyes and sipped my drink again. Hunter came up and kissed Sebastian. The two went on talking about how much they loved one another. It made me want to vomit. I did snap about a thousand pictures of i though. I'm a die hard huntbastain fan what can I say.

The night went on and everyone was either drunk, making out, or both.

I sat on the couch ready to leave. To my biggest surprise Blaine was on the other side ,with a gun and tonic in hand. He didn't look drunk, nor was he making out with any one. He was bored just like me.

"You know I didn't think that we'd be the only single people at this party." Mr.Anderson said looking in his drink.

"Yeah.. Don't you have a slut on speed file for this sort of thing." I answered back.

Mr.Anderson chuckled. "No I'm just very good at getting boys to like me." He said looking at me.

"Looks like it's really helping now." I chuckled.

"Yeah no kidding... Say, how long has it been since you've gotten laid?" He asked.

"Why do you want to know that?" I asked disgusted.

"I'm saying maybe we can help each other out." He said giving me a look, A look that very much scared me.

"How?" I asked raising my eyebrow.

"We're both lonely, single, and quite tipsy. Why not have a little fun like everyone else." He said scrunching up the side of his face.

"You wanna have sex?" I asked in disbelief.

"Yeah why the fuck not." He said shrugging his shoulders.

I gave him a look, but considered the options. I can have sex with my enemy which weirdly enough is on my bucket list, or be drunk and alone.

You know what... Why the fuck not?

"Fuck it lets go." I said getting up.

Holy shit this is happening.

"Really I was expecting more of a fight." He said still on the couch.

I sat back down and leaned foreword to Mr.Anderson. I grabbed his tie ,and our noses touched. "Might as well check off fuck an intern off your goals for this year." I said.

"I'll go by your motto and say fuck it." He said. We leaned in and out lips came together. It was perfectly in sync. Lips pressed firmly along one another.

"I know a spare room." He said getting up. He left behind his gin ,and I followed him in the hallway. 

He got out a card from his pocket and unlocked the door. He closed the door, and our lips collided harshly again. We took off each other's jacket and started to unbutton each other's shirts. Blaine pushed me on the bed, and went to town.

After a couple hours later we were panting out of breath. I laid my head on his chest catching my breath. He laid back on the pillow breathing hard.

"5!"

"4!"

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

"Happy New Year!"

"Happy new year Kurt." Blaine said.

"Happy new year Blaine." I replied.

This was going to be one hell of a year.

A/N
Happy 2016!!!!!!
I promise to be my beautiful fat fuck of a person. Quote of 2016; "Bite me Hobbit." "Fuck it." "Screw that kids."
Stay Strange
Mia🦄