So I'm just using screenshots of the comments instead of copying each and every single question, I'll answer each one tho. 👇

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1st: The way I got into yoonmin is cuz I looked up bts ships and then bam... Also, a lot of fanfics I read was yoonmin...

2nd: other than yoonmin would be vhope or Jinkook.

3rd: uh... Why do you love all my books so much?

4th: I didn't eat anything

5th: what energy?

6th: uh sure

7th: well I got it from other yoonmin fanfics where Yoongi was always the boss so I was like, let's try something different.

Yoongi(I'll be replying as if I were them)

1st: hm... What would I do? We haven't fucked yet but I'd probably fuck him right then and there, after undressing him cuz him in a dress is a no.

2nd: he is hot n cute.

3rd: of course I love him. And we haven't even had *you know what* yet. And do I like Jimin or sleeping more? Hm... I like sleeping with Jimin.

4th: I love cursing and it's for fun.

5th: bitch, I'm always top.

Jimin

1st: I thought he'd be a huge slacker. I was right.

2nd: role play? Like how? Like sex role play? Gross, no. I'd rather do that irl.

3rd: Binsoo? I still see her sometimes as a friend. She still seems upset that she can't be with either of us but oh well.

4th: sadly, I'm bottom. At least I think so.

Jin

1st: he isn't as bad as Namjoon but I still don't let him cook.

2nd: I'll take care of him

3rd: no

4th: n to the o

Jungkook

1st: what's that supposed to mean?O-O

2nd: no I'm not, but people say I still act like one

3rd: yes, I love it best when he pushes me on the swing.

Namjoon

1st: sure

2nd: I used to like Jin but eh got over him

3rd: I just won't let her in the company... Wait, Jimin doesn't even work there anymore.

4th: uh... Now I'm overwhelmed. I'll just date no one.

5th: who's suga?

6th: I don't but people keep wanting to date me and that's confusing

Hoseok

1st: we already are together, silly.

2nd: what's vhope?

3rd: wtf is vhope??(guys, remember this is a fanfic, and they don't have stage names in it)

Taehyung

1st: we already are in love. Also, thanks for speaking my language.

2nd: sorry but we aren't getting married yet.

3rd: I haven't been proposed to yet.

4th: I'm fine.

1st: rOOd? What language is that? It isn't proper.

2nd: what is with these rude children?

3rd: I have another son so I don't need Jimin.

4th: I'm too old.

5th: I will never support Jimin again.

1st: sorry, no.

2nd: it isn't my choice, sorry.

3rd: hi

1st: Namjoon? I don't know...

2nd: yoonmin? Uh... I can't do anything about any ships.

3rd: idk

1st: I'm not sure?

2nd: hii

And that is it! I won't be updating this weekend cuz I'm lazy so hehe