Based off me starting a new game but not with Samshini, but with Ryuu, my Ka Po Tun boi.

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Ralof: Hey, you, you're finally awake.

Lokir: What's wrong with him, huh?

Ralof: Watch your tongue, thief! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King!

Lokir: Jarl Ulfric? You're the leader of the Rebellion. But if they've captured you... oh gods, where are they taking us?!

Ryuu: ...How in the f*ck did I get here—?