Cell phones and travel stations
Ringtones and new relations
Say hello
To all your friends from me.

Several calls I made to Thailand
Wound up in Prince Edward Island
And my head
Feels like it's ready to blow.

I served and scratched a rainbow
So curved
I felt the pain go
Through my joints
And now I don't want to play.

Swinging down
I sent the birdie
Downtown at seven thirty,
And I'm convinced
That I've got tennis elbow.

We are lost in the sound
Close your eyes
And I will twirl you around