John

John:
Yes

I've got a little proposition for you

John:
I'm listening

Skyler Mae
Has a friend

John:
Oh, right

She's really funny. And a really fantastic writer. Oh, and she's into your songs ain't that grand?

John:
And?

Double date, yeah?

John:
Why can't you do a single date?

Sky needs to bring her along

John:
"Needs"

She's picking her up from the airport and driving straight to the restaurant. She can't drop her off home or she'll never make it

John:
Has anyone considered the friend could take a cab home?

Goodness, don't be an arse
I don't think they see each other very much. Her friend is coming and I'm coming, how good would it look if she picked me over her best friend?

John:
You are only there free for one afternoon, perhaps the friend should stop being such a child and understand

Goodness
Just do this small favor for me, yeah?

John:
Why can't Ringo
Or Paul

Paul is dating Jane

John:
Double dates aren't really dates

She prefers you out of the lot, unfortunately

John:
She's not cute, you said she's not

I didn't say that

John:
You said funny
You didn't say pretty or lovely

She writes! You have that in common. You don't have to touch her. Just be nice, you can do nice. Right?

John:
Alright
But you'll owe me