This is absoultely the longest Skript I have ever written! Once I started, I could not stop! I actually had to stop myself otherwise it would have been a book!

*Rana enters Rami's office, walks over to his desk where he is typing at his computer, and drops a kiss on his head*

Rana: Alright habibi, I am leaving for the dentist now.

Rami: *not paying attention as he types something* okay babydoll.

Rana: Yahya is still napping, but he should wake up soon. He is going to start crying for milk, but don't give him any, give him some of that cereal in the pantry and some applesauce or yogurt, depending on what he will take. I'll see you in a few hours, I am going to stop by the grocery store after I am done. *she kisses him again* salaam!

Rami: *jumping up from his desk* woah! Wait! Where are you going!?

Rana: I just told you! I have a dentist appointment!

Rami: No! No you can't go!

Rana: *in confusion* Why not?!

Rami: I can't stay with Yahya!

Rana: What do you mean!?

Rami: I have a meeting at HudCo!

Rana: When!?

Rami: *looking down at his watch* Um...in...well....now!

Rana: But I have to go to the dentist!

Rami: But I have my meeting!

Rana: Can't you postpone it!?

Rami: *shaking his head* no, this is a huge sale for us. This meeting has been on the agenda for six months, Hud needs me there! Can't you reschedule your appointment?

Rana: No, it is the only opening they have for another two months, and I really need to get my cavity filled before I start work!

Rami: *running a hand through his hair* well this isn't good....

Rana: Uh yeah! What are we going to do!?

Rami: Okay! Okay don't panic! I'll call my mom!

Rana: Okay, you do that cause my mom is teaching!

*Rami pulls out his phone, and quickly dials a number*

Rami: Mama!? Salaam! Listen, Rana and I need a favor, can you watch Yahya right now!? I know it is short notice but it is an emergenc....oh....yeah okay. No problem. I love you too. Salaam. *he hangs up*

Rana: What's wrong?

Rami: She's visiting my Aunt all day today, but she said my dad could watch him if I really needed it.

Rana: *making a face* Let's leave our dads as the absolute last resorts.

Rami: Yeah, like if the moon is crashed into the Earth!

Rana: Okay, what about Jen?!

Rami: Yes! She is just five minutes away!

Rana: YES! *she pulls out her phone, nervously jigging her leg* Jen!! Oh habibti salaam! Sorry to call on such short notice, but can you watch Yahyoo!? Oh okay. No problem. Yeah, sure. Hope you feel better. Salaam!

Rami: Ugh! What?

Rana: She is at the doctor and has to go get her blood drawn.

Rami: Ya Allah! What about Sami and Dalia?!

Rana: Alright, I'll call! *she dials* Sami!? Salaam habibi! Yeah, sure I can call you back later. Salaam. *she hangs up the phone* well, I didn't even get a chance to ask him. He said he was really busy and could he talk to me later tonight. *she gives a frustrated sigh, and looks at her watch* my appointment is in half an hour.

Rami: *looking at his watch* I should have left for the office already.

Rana: Can you take him with you?

Rami: I would, but this is like a billion dollar deal. It isn't baby friendly. *his eyes light up* what about Emma and Jafar?!

Rana: *wincing* ooh. I don't know.

Rami: Why not?

Rana: Well, you know, they just got married.

Rami: *his eyes narrowing* they have been married for like three months now. That isn't it! Why don't you want them to watch the baby!?

Rana: Well, it's not because of Jafar....*she shifts uncomfortably* it's just Emma is really excitable and she gets distracted easily, and you know how you have to watch babies all the time! I don't want her to forgot about Yahya or something and have him accidently get hurt.

Rami: You know Emma loves Yahyoo and she would be thrilled to watch him! Plus, Jafar will be there! Also, we don't have any other choice, they might be the only ones available!

Rana: *sighing* you're right. Okay, I'll call. *she dials a number* salaam Emma! Sorry to call such short notice, but I was wondering if you and Jafar are busy today? Oh Alhamdulillah! *she gives Rami a thumbs up* Rami and I are in need of an emergency babysitter....*she has to pull the phone away from her ear from the volume of Emma's scream*

Rami: I'll take that as a yes?

***
*Yahya is sitting in his stroller, staring up at Emma, his wide blue eyes unblinking*

Emma: *whispering slightly* Jafar....he's just staring at me....what do I do?

Jafar: *in amusement* pick him up!

*Emma picks up Yahya from his stroller, struggling for a bit as she gets his foot stuck. Finally as she frees him, she settles him on her hip.*

Emma: He's still staring at me!

Jafar: *who is reading his newspaper* Play with him or talk to him or something! He knows you! He just has to get used to being with you without his parents around!

Emma: Okay. Uhhh hi Yahya! Hi habibi!

*Yahya continues to stare at Emma*

Emma: Uh, Jafar! He isn't moving! Is it normal for babies to go this long without blinking?!

Jafar: *laughing* Actually, yes it is! Keep talking to him, just give him a few minutes.

Emma: *looking back at the baby* So uh, how are you Yahya?

*Yahya puts his pacifier in his mouth, and continues to stare at Emma*

Emma: *wailing* OH HE HATES ME! I AM GOING TO BE THE WORST MOM EVER!

Jafar: *in amusement* oh honey! You are not!

Emma: *sniffing* yes I am! I can't even talk with my own nephew!

(And yes, I know that Yahya is not Emma's blood nephew. They are all just a close family, and Yahya will call them Khaltu Emma and Amu Jafar.)

Jafar: Sweetheart, it takes a while for babies to get used to new surroundings! We are just lucky Yahya is so well adjusted and doesn't freak out when Rana and Rami leave him MashaAllah! If he was like most other babies, he would be screaming his head off!

Emma: *still sniffing* really?

Jafar: Yes. Just hold him and keep talking to him, and you two will be fine In Sha Allah!

*For the next few minutes, Emma bounces Yahya up and down and talks to him, trying to get him to warm up to her. Finally he gives her a smile around the pacifier*

*Yahya spits out his pacifier, and points at Jafar*

Yahya: Fa!

Emma: Oh my God! I think he is saying your name Jafar!

Jafar: *looking up* is he?

*Emma goes over, and points at Jafar, practically poking his cheek*

Emma: Yahyoo! Who is that! Is that Amu Jafar!?

*Yahya looks at Emma, before pointing at Jafar again*

Yahya: Fa!

Jafar: *in a pleased voice* wow! He really did say my name!

Yahya: Fa! Fa! *he starts to bounce up and down, shaking his head back and forth* Fafafafafafafafafa!

Jafar: *laughing* hey little man! Hey! *he takes Yahya, and kisses his cheek* hey habibi!

Emma: How come he doesn't know my name?! *she gives a small pout*

Jafar: *bouncing Yahya up and down* don't whine Emma. I don't think he even says Mama yet. 'Fa' is just easy to say. *he points at Emma* Yahya, who is that? Who is that?

Yahya: *pointing at Emma* Me!

Emma: *in an offended voice* hey! I am not Sami!

Yahya: *bouncing up and down excitedly and pointing towards the door as if he is expecting Sami to walk through* Me! Me me me me ME!

Emma: Yahyoo! Say my name! Say Emma! Emma!

Yahya: ME!

Emma: No! EMMA!

Yahya: BABA!

Emma: NO! EMMA!

Yahya: FA!

Emma: *groaning* Alright! Today is the day he will say my name!

Jafar: *smiling* In Sha Allah.

Emma: In Sha Allah!

Jafar: *kissing Yahya's cheek again, and smiling as the baby puts his head on Jafar's shoulder* So what do you want to do today?

Emma: *her eyes lighting up* let's take him to the Wild Animal Sanctuary!

(It is different than a zoo because the animals are not locked up, and it is made as if they are in their natural habitats. It is a lifelong home to exotic and wild animals, some of them are rescue animals.)

Jafar: Hmmm, do you think he will like seeing the animals?

Emma: Yes! Let's go!

*AN HOUR LATER*

*Jafar and Yahya are looking down at all of the things Emma has gathered. Yahya is sucking on his pacifier and is playing with Jafar's collar, and Jafar is watching as the pile gets bigger and bigger.*

Jafar: Emma sweetheart, he doesn't need all of these things for a trip to the sanctuary.

Emma: *throwing an umbrella on top of the pile* you never know!

Jafar: Why is he going to need a pool noodle there!?

Emma: What if it starts to rain, the sanctuary floods, we lose sight of him, and he has to keep afloat until we can find him?!

Jafar: *sarcastically* Yeah, because Arizona Wildlife Sanctuaries are filled with little babies who can't walk who are trying to stay afloat on pool noodles.

Emma: *putting a hand on her hip* I think I know more about babies than you do!

Jafar: How so!? You've been around Yahya the same amount as I have!

Emma: I know more about babies because both of my sisters are pregnant!

Jafar: So! That doesn't mean anything!

Emma: Does so!

Jafar: Does not!

Emma: Does so!

Jafar: No!

Emma: Yes!

Yahya: *pulling his pacifier out* Fa! *putting his pacifier back in*

Jafar: See! Yahya agrees with me!

Emma: *rolling her eyes* whatever!

Jafar: Sweetheart, honestly, all we need is his stroller, some sunscreen, his diaper bag, some snacks, his hat, a few toys and maybe some juice. We can even buy some water there.

Emma: *worriedly* really?

Jafar: Really honey. *he pulls Emma into a one armed hug, and kisses her forehead* it's going to be fine habibti. Don't worry!

*ONCE JAFAR HAS CONVINCED EMMA THAT YAHYA DOESN'T NEED A LIFE SIZED ELMO, AND THEY HAVE MADE IT INTO THE SANCTUARY*

Emma: *rubbing the last of the sunscreen into Yahya's face, tying his little hat on, and snapping a picture to end to Rana later* Alright! Lets go! *she gives an excited hop, and Jafar laughs, beginning to push Yahya's stroller.*

Jafar: Where should we go first?!

Emma: *excitedly* I don't know! Anywhere! Everywhere! IM SO EXCITED!

Jafar: *laughing and lacing their hands together* calm down sweetheart! We have all day, we can see everything! *they start walking, Jafar attempting to push the stroller with one hand*

*The first stop the stop at, are the giraffes*

Emma: Wow! Look how tall they are!

Jafar: *reading the plaque in front of them* it says that these two giraffes are named Daisy and Geoffrey! Geoffrey is eighteen feet, while Daisy is twelve feet!

Emma: That's so cool! *she snaps a photo of them, before bending to look at Yahya* Look Yahya! Look at the giraffes!

*Yahya looks up at them, and he gives a sharp intake of breath, pointing at them in shock. Emma laughs, and quickly takes a picture of Yahya's surprised look, taking another one of Jafar crouching next to the baby*

*For the next hour, they move to look at the animals, before they stop for lunch and to pray Duhur, and check in with Rana who is back home, and offers to come pick up Yahya, but Emma reassures her that they are having too much fun. Once they have cleaned up, and Jafar has changed Yahya's diaper, as Emma suddenly went into a sneezing fit as it became determined that Yahya needed changing, they put the baby back into his stroller, and set out to see more animals*

*As they approach the polar bears, they pause at the entrance of a tunnel that warns them it is cold and after the put on Yahya's jacket, it is literally like they have walked into the Arctic*

Emma: Wow! It is like a winter wonderland in here!

Jafar: *who is holding Yahya since according to Emma, the baby wanted to be 'free' and out of his stroller* it is MashaAllah! I am so glad they set this up for the animals!

Emma: *rushing over to one of the polar bears* ooh look at this one! He is so big! HI POLAR BEAR! HI!

*the polar bear ignores Emma as he is sleeping*

Emma: *whining* Jafar! I want to see him!

Jafar: *rolling his eyes and coming over* he is sleeping Emma.

Emma: POLAR BEAR! WAKE UP POLAR BEAR!

Jafar: *looking down at the plaque* it says that he is around nine feet tall when he stands up on his back legs!

Emma: *in awe* wow MashaAllah!

Jafar: He also weighs twelve hundred pounds!

Emma: *gleefully* what a chubster! *she rubs Yahya's tummy, causing the baby to laugh* he's a chubster Yahya!

*Yahya starts to giggle, drawing laughs from the other patrons*

Emma: Yahya! Can you say my name?! Can you say Emma!?

*Yahya just looks at Emma, before he lays his head down on Jafar's shoulder, rubbing his eyes*

Jafar: I think he is getting tired, why don't we put him in his stroller?

Emma: But he didn't want to go in there!

Jafar: *in amusement* I think you didn't want him to go in there!

Emma: *guiltily* maybe a little bit.

*Jafar laughs, and puts Yahya in his stroller, before they look back at the polar bear*

Emma: *looking at the plaque* hey look! It says the bears name is Sammy! Hahaha Sammy! Look Yahya! It's a polar bear named Sami like Khalo!

Yahya: Me?

Emma: Yeah! The bear goes RAWR!

*Yahya stares at the bear, his little eyes really wide, and his mouth open slightly*

Yahya: *quietly* grrrrr.

Emma: Oh my God! Did you hear him?! Yahyoo! RAWRRRR!

Yahya: *louder* Grrrrrr!

Jafar: Emma, why do you have to teach him stuff like that!?

Emma: *ignoring Jafar* Yahya! Rawr! Rawr!

Yahya: *pounding on his stroller tray and bellowing* GRRRRRR! GRRRRRRR!

Emma: Good job Yahya! Okay! Say Emma!

Yahya: GRRRRRRR!

Emma: No! Emma! Say my name! It is really easy! Emma! Em ah!

Yahya: Fa!

Emma: EMMA!

Yahya: BABA!

Emma: Well he is cute, but why can't he say my name!

Jafar: He will get it eventually. *trying to distract Emma* Look honey, Sammy is moving!

Emma: *shouting* HI SAMMY THE POLAR BEAR! *the bear finally looks up, and glares at Emma, before giving her a loud roar*

Jafar: Way to go Emma! Disturb the poor bear!

Emma: Woah! He is exactly like Sami! Growling at me! Now I have to take a picture of him and send it to Sami! *she pulls out her phone, and groans* oh no! my phone died! *she holds out her hand towards Jafar* give me your phone.

Jafar: Why?

Emma: So I can take a picture of Sammy the polar bear and send it to Sami the giant man to tell him we found his twin!

Jafar: No Emma, don't be mean.

Emma: *putting a hand on her hip* give me it!

Jafar: No!

Emma: *warningly* Jafar! I know where your ticklish spot is! Don't make me tickle you!

Jafar: *blushing* Emma! You wouldn't tickle me there in public!

Emma: *rolling her eyes* Yeah, because your back is so scandalous. Give me your phone!

*After another few minutes of debate, Jafar hands over his phone, and Emma sends a picture to Sami with the caption 'we found your twin!" A few seconds later a reply comes back from Sami.*

Sami: Jafar, are you sure you didn't mean to send this to Emma?

Emma: HEY! That was mean!

Jafar: *trying not to laugh* You started it!

Emma: *shoving the phone into Jafar's pocket* whatever.

Jafar: *looking at his watch* okay, we have time for one more animal before we should get going. Where should we go?

Emma: I know!

*As she rushes away, Jafar quickly follows, and as they reach there, Yahya begins to jump up and down so excitedly, the stroller starts to bounce*

Yahya: *pointing at the animal* BABA!

Emma: *giggling* No Yahya! That's not Baba! That's a gorilla!

Jafar: You know what is even funnier about this?

Emma: *who is still giggling* what?

Jafar: Rami is like four times muscular than that gorilla, and would be so offended that Yahya called that gorilla Baba.

*Suddenly the gorilla jumps over, and sits in front of Yahya. Jafar backs the stroller up a bit as the baby at first doesn't know how to respond and looks like he might cry*

Emma: *whispering* oh my god. Oh my God Jafar, get your phone and record this!

*Jafar takes out his phone, and starts to record as the baby and the gorilla stare at each other. Eventually Yahya turns to look at Jafar and Emma, and as he does, the gorilla does as well.*

Yahya: *pointing at the gorilla* grrrrrr!

*the gorilla points back at Yahya, before some other people come to look, and as one of them is eating a pretzel, he runs towards them, and Yahya begins to cry, reaching his hands out towards the gorilla, before rubbing his eyes and yawning.*

Jafar: Alright, I think that is our cue to go home. I am getting kind of tired also.

Emma: Wait! We didn't get a picture of the three of us for my scrapbook!

Jafar: When have you ever finished a scrapbook? Our wedding album is still laying half-finished on the floor of the family room!

Emma: *glaring at him* be quiet! Excuse me! *she stops a random stranger, hurriedly arranges them together, and after they get a picture in front of 'Sami's twin', they make their way out, passing by the gift shop, buying a 'few' things for Yahya (Jafar had to use two credit cards), and making their way home. Both Yahya and Emma fall asleep in the car, exhausted from all the excitement, and when Rana comes to pick up her son, she is much amused to find Emma and Yahya curled up together asleep on Jafar and Emma's bed. She sits with Emma and Jafar for a while drinking tea, laughing as she hears the tale of Yahya calling Jafar 'Fa' and Yahya learning to say 'grrrr'. She especially can't wait to hold it over Rami's head that Yahya mistook a gorilla for him. Finally she has to leave, and she puts Yahya's things in the car before she picks up the baby, trying not to wake him up. But Yahya wakes up anyways.*

Rana: Alright Yahyoo! Say Salaam to Amu Jafar!

Yahya: *pointing sleepily at Jafar* Fa.

Jafar: *bending down to kiss Yahya's head* Salaam little man. It was so nice to spend time with you today!

Rana: Say Salaam to Khaltu Emma!

*Yahya just stares at Emma, before pointing at Jafar again*

Yahya: Fa.

Rana: No Yahyoo! Emma!

Yahya: Baba.

Emma: *sighing * it's no use! He won't say my name! *she kisses Yahya's head, then his cheek* bye habibi! I love you!

Rana: Salaam everyone!

Jafar/Emma: Walaikumasalaam!

*Rana turns around, and is about to leave, when a little voice rings out across the hallway, and stops her*

Yahya: Emmm Ah!

*Rana turns around, to find Emma so happy she is practically floating*

Emma: Oh my God! Oh my God! What did he say!?

Rana: Yahyhoo! Who is that?!

Yahya: *pointing at Emma* Emmm Ah!

Emma: *grabbing onto Jafar* Did you hear that?! He said my name!

Jafar: *laughing * I heard sweetheart!

Yahya: Emmm Ah! Emmm Ah! Emmm Ah! *he starts to blow kisses to Emma, and she skips happily ,before she starts to blow them back, standing out on the stoop until Rana gets in the car and drives away. Once she has closed the door, she puts a hand over her heart, looking at Jafar with a large smile, and Jafar laughs, pulling her into a hug, and kissing her.*

Jafar: I had a lot of fun with you and baby Yahyoo today Emmm Ah!

Emma: I did too Fa!

*Jafar laughs, and the two of them go get ready for bed, before dinner comes, and they decide to eat in bed. Halfway through, Emma looks up at Jafar, happiness shining from her face.*

Emma: I told you I would get him to say my name!