Here you go rainbow-waterfalls !

*Sami knocks on his father's office door, and steps inside*

Sami: Baba, you wanted to see me?

Khalid: *looking up* hello Sami habibi. Come in, come in!

*Sami comes in, and sits down in the seat across from his father.*

Sami: What's up Baba?

Khalid: *taking off his glasses* how are you doing habibi?

Sami: I'm good Alhamdulillah. Just busy.

Khalid: Good, good. You're coming to Hudayfah's wedding right?

Sami: Of course In Sha Allah.

Khalid: Good, good.

*An awkward silence falls over them*

Sami: *after a few minutes* um, was there something you wanted to talk to me about Baba?

Khalid: *shifting uncomfortably in his seat* uh, yeah. I was wondering if you could do me a favor?

Sami: *suspiciously* I'll try In Sha Allah.

Khalid: So, uh, your brother is getting married soon.

Sami: Um, yeah, I know that Baba. You just asked me if I was coming to his wedding.

Khalid: Of course, of course. I just...*he pauses, wringing his hands nervously* well, you know of course that we gave you kids the um, the um, talk when you were in middle school, but I just, well, I just don't want to send your brother into marriage without really giving him exact details, and letting him know what exactly is Halal and Haram for him, and to see what questions he might have.

Sami: That's a good idea honestly. I think that the subject of sex needs to be talked about, especially in regards to those who are going to get married.

Khalid: Yes, yes. But of course, you know how uncomfortable I can be with these kinds of things. I mean, you remember how I reacted when you started asking me questions!

Sami: *eyes narrowing* Baba, what are you getting at?

Khalid: Oh Sami! Can't you please talk to your brother for me!?

Sami: *in surprise: what?!

Khalid: Please habibi!? PLEASE!? I have been freaking out thinking about having to talk to him about this!

Sami: Baba, he is an adult!

Khalid: It doesn't matter! He will always be my little boy as will you! Please do this for me! Please!

Sami: Oh Baba, I can't! He's my brother!

Khalid: *nodding* I know! But please! You used to teach about this, you know what to say, and you've studied this from an Islamic point of view, so you'd be able to tell him what is right and wrong Islamically! Please do this for me!

Sami: Awwww man! Ugh! *he rubs a hand over his face, before sighing* fine.

Khalid: Alhamdulillah! Sami to the rescue!

***
*A FEW DAYS BEFORE RAMI AND RANA'S WEDDING*

*Sami knocks on his father's office, and steps inside*

Sami: Baba, you wanted to see me?

Khalid: Sami habibi! Come sit down! Amu Bilal and I were just talking about you!

Sami: *sitting down and nodding at Rami's dad* Salaam Amu Bilal.

Amu Bilal: Walaikumasalaam Sami! How are you habibi?

Sami: Alhamdulillah I am good. How are you?

Amu Bilal: *smiling widely* I am wonderful Alhamdulillah! How is work going?

Sami: Good Alhamdulillah.

Amu Bilal: How many students are you teaching these days?

Sami: *coloring slightly* Uh, you know, um, who can keep count?

Amu Bilal: *laughing* yeah, it never seems to end does it?

Sami: *muttering under his breath* no kidding.

Amu Bilal: So Sami, you know that I am a pretty easy going guy. *grinning largely* that's where Rami gets it from.

*Sami gives a weak chuckle, though he is starting to get highly suspicious*

Sami: Yeah MashaAllah.

Amu Bilal: *clapping Sami on the back, and almost sending Sami flying across the room. Though Bilal was nowhere as huge as his son, it wasn't that hard to see that love of exercising ran in the family* however, even though I am easy going, there are a few subject matters that make me a little bit uncomfortable. And, as my son is getting married, it would usually be my job to talk to him about sex, but I find myself on the verge of having a panic attack even thinking about it. Of course he knows some things, but I am afraid I have put off telling him the bigger details. Unfortunately it cannot be put off any longer, and he must be told. That being said, your father told me you are excellent at giving the sex talk!

Sami: *groaning loudly* BABA!

Khalid: What!? Come on Sami! You said so yourself that it went well with Hud! What would be the harm in doing this for Rami!

Sami: Because he is marrying my sister! That is so WEIRD!

Khalid: *waving a hand in the air* it doesn't have to be weird unless you make it weird! Come on, do it for poor Amu Bilal!

Amu Bilal: Please habibi Sami! It will really help me!

Sami: *rubbing his temples with his fingers* fine.

Khalid: Alhamdulillah! Sami to the rescue!

Sami: But this is the last time I am doing this!

***
*A WEEK BEFORE JAFAR AND EMMA'S WEDDING*

*Sami knocks on his father's office, and steps inside*

Sami: Baba, you wanted to see me?

Khalid: Sami habibi! Come sit down! Your Uncle wants to speak with you!

Sami: *taking a seat next to Jafar's dad* Salaam Amu Zaid.

Amu Zaid: Salaam Sami habibi! How are you doing?

Sami: Alhamdulillah I'm good. How are you?

Amu Zaid: Good, good Alhamdulillah. I'm excited for the wedding! So happy that Jafar found such a wonderful girl such as Emma! She's so shy and quiet!

Sami: *stifling a smile* Yeah, she's great.

Amu Zaid: So Sami habibi, your father was telling me that when both Hudayfah and Rami got married, you had a, er, certain talk with them beforehand?

Sami: *standing up*Ookay I'm out of here!

*Both his father and his uncle started to protest, and a few seconds later, they had him back in his seat.*

Khalid: *in a scolding voice* Sami, why did you run away like that?

Sami: Because I know where this is going, and I don't want to talk about this!

Amu Zaid: Come now habibi, just answer my question. Did you indeed talk to Hud and Rami about it?

Sami: *suspiciously* uh yeah, I did.

Amu Zaid: How did that go?

Sami: Um, it went fine I guess.

Amu Zaid: So if it went fine, I mean you wouldn't mind doing the same with Jafar would you? No? Thank you so much habibi!

Sami: *holding up his hands* woah! WOAH!  WOAAAAAAAAAAH! Wait a second! Why do I have to do this!?

Amu Zaid: Because I don't want to! It's too weird!

Khalid: *pointing at his brother* that's exactly what I said!

Amu Zaid: It is weird! I've been thinking about what to say for forever now, and it is making me want to throw up! *he turns to look at Sami* I can't tell you how relieved I was when your father suggested you to do it!

Sami: But you guys are the dads! I shouldn't have to do this! I'm not a dad! I'm not even married!

Khalid: *nodding* yes, we are the dads. Which means you have to listen when we ask you to do it!

Sami: *groaning* I don't want to do it!

Amu Zaid: Please do it! Please habibi! Jafar barely knows anything! I am afraid that this is going to be a torturous experience for him! And I am afraid Emma will just make things harder on him!

Sami: I thought you said she was shy and quiet?!

Amu Zaid: I was just being polite! We all know she is going to eat him up alive! Please just talk to him!

Sami: *putting his face into his hands, his voice slightly muffled* fine.

Khalid: *clapping his hands together* Alhamdulillah! Sami to the rescue! And think of it this way son, when it's your turn to get married, no one will give you the awkward talk because you will already know everything!