Ladies Night (Guys POV)
Here is the guy's point of view! Italics means someone is thinking! Don't forget to comment and vote <3 Lots of Houssami for all of you in here !
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Yusra: Amir! Do you remember where the emergency numbers for Kareem and Ayyoubi are?
Amir: *trying to hide a grin* Yes love.
Yusra: *hands on her hips* Where are they!?
Houssam: *thinking* Here we go again. They are never going to leave!
Amir: *saluting* Ma'am they are on the fridge, but I also have all of them memorized, Ma'am! *he salutes again, and Yusra scowls at him, giving him a push*
Houssam: Gosh, has Amir always been such a dork? Even his sweater is kind of dorky. He totally looks like a dorky dad...haha...wait...I think I gave him that sweater!
Ilham: Hisham! Do you remember when Zaineb takes her bottle?
Houssam: I should get some chips.
Hisham: Yes habibti.
Ilham: *her hands on her hips* When!?
Houssam: I've been good. I haven't had junk food in months. Some chips would hit the spot!
Hisham: Six o'clock sharp! *he gives a mock salute, copying Amir, and while he, Houssam and Amir start laughing, Ilham's glare intensifies*
Houssam: Oh oops, everyone is laughing. What did Hisham say? I better laugh too.
Ilham: This is no laughing matter! I won't have you starving my baby!
Houssam: *looking at Zaineb* She's a pretty chubby baby, I don't think she will starve.
Hisham: Our baby, and I'm not going to let her starve!
Ilham: Oh yeah!? Then what are Kareemo and Ayyoubi's emergency numbers?!
Houssami: She's a cute baby though. *his chest puffs out* she looks like me! Well, sort of around the eyes. But then again, Ilham and I have the same eyes, we get those from Jiddah.
Hisham: What? How do I know!?
Ilham: See! I knew you'd let her starve!
Houssami: I wonder what me and Hana's babies will look like!? *he looks at Hana* Mmmm she looks pretty tonight.
Hisham: Hey! Why do I have to know their numbers!? Amir knows it! And what does that have to do with feeding Zaineb!?
Houssami: She looks pretty every night....mmmmm...I wish I could kiss her.....oh wait...I should say something witty and humorous right now...
Houssam: *Looking at Hana again* Don't worry, I know the emergency number for my doctor and dentist, AND I will make sure to eat at six o'clock sharp!
*Hana laughs, giving Houssam a push, and as he captures her hands in his own, he presses a kiss to each of her palms, making both Ilham and Yusra 'aw', and Ilham to momentarily forget her panic.*
Houssami: Ha! Still got the Moo Sam humor!
*For a moment*
Ilham: *clutching her baby tightly* I DON'T THINK I CAN LEAVE HER
Houssami: OH GREAT! They're never going to leave!
Amir: We are going to be fine ladies! Go! Enjoy yourselves!
Ilham: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE HER!
Houssami: Sheesh has she always been this loud and shrill? It seems she gets louder with every kid!
*AFTER TEN MINUTES OF THEM TRYING TO CONVINCE ILHAM THAT THE THREE MEN WON'T HURT HER BABY*
Houssami: Ya Allah, please don't let her have another baby!
Ilham: *passing a sleeping baby Zaineb to her husband* Just dont forget that we are just going to watch a movie and get dinner, and we can be back in ten minutes if you need us!
Hisham: We are three adult men, we can handle it!
Houssami: Awww look how happy Hisham looks holding his baby! Awww I take it back, if it's good for them I hope they have more babies!
*Yusra and Ilham share a skeptical glance, and Ilham looks about to protest again, when Hana ushers them towards the door.*
Hana: Come on lets go! We are only in town for two more days, and we need to have a girl's night out! Yallah, let's go!
Houssami: Man, look at my woman go. She can diffuse the tension, and man can she wear that green scarf....mmmm...she's so beautiful Ma Sha Allah....
*Just then Kareem comes into the room, and stops in front of his Mother*
Kareem: Mama!
Yusra: Yes Kareemo?
Houssami: Hmmmm Kareemo is getting kinda chubby in the tummy. *he resists a snort* Must be all the cookies he steals.
Kareem: Are you leaving now?
Yusra: Yes baby, did you need something?
Kareem: Am I in charge Mama!?
Houssami: Hahahahahahaha! He's so funny! Just like me!
*They all laugh*
Kareem: *putting his hands on his hips* What's so funny!?
Yusra: *bending down to kiss his cheek and smooth down his hair* Baba, and Khalo Houssam, and Amu Hisham are in charge!
Houssami: Heck yeah I'm in charge!
Kareem: *wrinkling his nose* But, but, I'm the police ociffer! *he points to the police badge that Houssam had gotten him when they went on a spending spree at the toy store, and Yusra laughs again.*
Houssami: Man that stupid little police badge cost so much money. I spoil these kids too much!
Yusra: If Amu Hisham say yes, maybe you can help him with Zaineb?
*Kareem looks up at his Aunt*
Kareem: Tante, can I help with Zazu?
Houssami: *resisting a snort* Smart kid!
Hisham: Hey! Why'd he ask you!?
Ilham: *ignoring her husband and responding to Kareem* Sure! I'd probably trust you more to feed her on time!
Houssami: Aw man I'm so hungry! When are they going to leave!?
Hisham: Hey!
Ilham: *ignoring her husband again* Make sure she gets a bottle at six o'clock sharp Kareemo okay?
Kareem: *jumping up and down* I got it!
Houssam: Man that kid is cute. But I gotta get these girls out of here otherwise I'm never going to get some food!
Houssam: Okay, that's settled, Kareemo is in charge, now you ladies go have a good time okay? *he drops a kiss on Hana's forehead, while Ilham and Yusra do the same to their husbands, and Ilham to her baby, before they are out the door.*
Houssami: Whew! I thought they'd never leave!
Houssam: Whew! I thought they'd never leave!
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*AN HOUR LATER*
*Kareemo comes stomping into the living room where Amir, Hisham, Houssam, and Zaineb are sitting watching a basketball game, and having a heated debate.*
(Well Zaineb isn't debating she's just sitting there on Houssami's lap lol)
Kareem: Everybody!
Houssami: See, the problem with Richardson, is that he let himself go in the off season, so when he starts again, he is all rusty!
Hisham: *thinking* Oh gosh I'm so worried I am going to forget the baby's bottle!
Amir: I don't think he is any worse than Clavin.
Kareem: Hellooooooooooooooooooooo?!?!??!??!?!
Hisham: *worriedly* Was it three parts water and one parts formula? Or two parts water and two parts formula?
Houssam: *snorting* Clavin wouldn't know how to hold a basketball if it was glued to his hands!
Hisham: And how long was I supposed to heat it? Oh gosh I better...oh wait, Ilham is messaging me.
Kareem: I AM TALKING HERE!
Hisham: Oh gosh what is Kareem yelling about? He's going to make Zaineb cry then I'll have to tell Ilham and she'll come flying back here!
Amir: What is it Kareemo?
Kareem: *folding his hands over his chest* I just, I just have to say one thing!
Hisham: Oh no she's going to call! *he looks down at the baby* okay she's sleeping calmly. Please stay asleep habibti
Hisham: *answering the phone* Hello?
Houssami: Kareemo bring Khalo a water bottle please.
Hisham: Why is she freaking out!? The baby isn't even moving! Oh GOD she isn't movi...oh okay she's breathing.
Hisham: Ilham! She's fine, I promise you! Ilham she can't even sit up by herself yet! How is she going to crawl into the kitchen and burn herself on the stove?!
Kareemo: *folding his hands over his chest grumpily* But I hafta say a something first!
Amir: Alright what is it Kareem?
Hisham: Okay, hopefully she will calm down now, and will enjoy her night.
Kareem: Nobody is listening to me! And Tante said I was in charge!
Houssam: She said you were in charge of Zazu, and I think Zazu would want you to get Khalo a water bottle!
Hisham: Oh Houssam! He's so silly! Wait what time is it?!
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*The kids are gathered around the dining room table. Hisham is heating up Zaineb's bottle, Houssam is holding Zaineb playing with her, and Amir is dishing out the food to the children.*
Ayyoubi: Thank you Baba!
Layla: Thank you Amu Amir!
Hamoudi: Thank you Amu Amir!
Kareemo: HOW COME HAMOUDI HAS MORE CHICKEN NUGGETS THAN ME!?
Amir: He doesn't Kareem! Sit down!
Hisham: Ilham, just go sit back down! I swear the baby is alive!
Amir: *thinking* Sometimes I can't help but compare Kareem to Ilham.
Kareem: Baba! Baba! Do we have a different ketchup!? This one is too red!
Amir: The similarities are astonishing!
Amir: This is the ketchup you like Kareemo!
Kareem: *stubbornly* No! The one I like doesn't, it doesn't have soooo much red that it hurts my eyes!
Amir: I really shouldn't think things like this, but Ilham can be dramatic.
*Hisham's phone rings*
*Again*
Amir: Gosh that's like the seventeenth time she's called him tonight! She wasn't even this bad with Dawud!
Kareemo: BABA THE KETCHUP IS SCARING ME!
Layla: I like this ketchup!
Amir: Aww what a sweetheart. I wonder what it would be like to have a daughter. *he gives a fond smile* I wonder if Yusra and I will have a little girl.
Hisham: I promise you Ilham she is okay!
Amir: She really is being super smothering. Hmmm was she like this with Layla also? Maybe she's just super overprotective of her girls.
Kareem: BABA ARE YOU LISTENING?!
Amir: How could I not!?
Amir: Yes habibi, I'm listening. Stop yelling please.
Hisham: Yes Ilham, I'm listening! Stop yelling please!
Ayyoubi: Kareemo! Why you hafta yell about the ketchup!? Eat it like me and Hamoudi and Lulu and Dawudi!
Amir: Woah, that was like yelling for Ayyoub!
Kareem: Baba! Ayyoubi yelled at me!
Hisham: Ilham stop yelling!
Houssami: This baby is a sleeper!
Hisham: Say Ma Sha Allah before she starts to cry again and her Mother calls back!
*Kareem starts to cry*
Houssam: Ma Sha Allah!
Layla: Kareemo, why are you crying?
Kareemo: *sniffling* I'm the occifer and I don't, I don't have anymore ketchup!
Amir: He didn't even want any a second ago!
Ayyoubi: Kareemo! You didn't want some afore!
Kareemo: Why are you yelling at me all the time Ayyoubi!
Hisham: Ilham! Stop calling and yelling and enjoy dinner!
Amir: Good Lord it's like a madhouse in here!
Layla: You can have some of my ketchup Kareemo, don't cry.
Amir: Gosh she's so sweet. Kareem needs to stop throwing fits so much.
Hisham: Ilham, really, please don't cry. She is fine! She's holding Houssam's fingers in her sleep!
Amir: *watching Houssam and the baby* I really want a baby girl now. Look at little Zazu, holding Houssam's fingers in her sleep.
Hisham: Okay! Her bottle's done! Let me have her!
Kareemo: I'm done with my chicken nuggets Baba!
Amir: What?! He ate that fast!?
Amir: Good job habibi!
Hamoudi: Me too!
Amir: Poor kid, no he's not. He just doesn't want to get left behind.
Amir: Good job Hamoud!
Kareemo: Can I have my cookies now?
Amir: Did Yusra say he could have cookies?
Amir: Only if you share with Hamoudi!
Kareem: Okay! Let's go!
Hisham: Ilham, just go to the restaurant! Everything is fine!
Amir: I would be crazy to want another kid in this chaos!
Layla: *giving Amir a hug, and kissing his cheek* Thank you Amu Amir for everything! I love you!
Amir: That's it, we're having another baby In Sha Allah!
Kareemo: BABA I CAN'T FIND THE COOKIES!
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Lol who can guess whose point of view part three is gonna be!? (And if I told you, don't say anything! Loool)
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