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THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR CAPTURED HEARTS. IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING OR PLAN TO READ CAPTURED HEARTS, STOP READING THIS POST IMMEDIATELY.

Emma: *walking into the living room* so for some reason I can't update my status on Facebook! Can someone go on my page and see if I still exist?

Jenna: Emma, we have a guest.

*Emma looks up from her phone, and spots Houssam sitting on the couch in between Jafar and Hudayfah.*

Emma: Who are you?

*Houssam stands up, giving a slight bow*

Houssam: I'm Houssam Shaykh.

Emma: *eyeing him wearily* Prove it.

Houssam: Uh, how do you want me to prove it?

Emma: *shrugging* if you were the real Housasm Shaykh, you would know how to prove it was you.

Houssam: Um, would you like to see ID?

Jafar: No Houssam that won't be necessary. My wife is joking! She does that sometimes! *He sends Emma a sharp glance, but she glares at him.*

Emma: I am NOT joking! THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR!

Jafar/Jenna/Hudayfah: Emma!

Houssam: *holding up a hand* no its fine. Here. *he reaches into his pocket, and pulls out his wallet, handing her his license. She takes it from him, scrutinizing it closely, before handing it back to him.*

Emma: It's a fake.

Jafar: Emma!

Houssam: Wait, I know how to prove it's me! *he starts dribbling a pretend ball, before spinning around, and making a 'shot'.*

Emma: *not impressed* you missed.

Houssam: I did not! It went right in the basket!

Emma: Are you KIDDING!? It went wild! Yahya could have made a better shot!

Jenna/Jafar/Hudayfah: Emma!

Houssam: You know what?! I don't need this abuse! How do I know that you are really Jafar's wife?!

Emma: Hey! I am so his wife!

Houssam: Prove it! It seems pretty fishy if you ask me!

*Emma stares in disbelief at the others who are trying to contain their laughter.*

Emma: I don't need to prove anything to some Micheal Jordan wannabe giant who has a lousy jump shot! *she stalks angrily out of the room before coming back two seconds later, a paper and pen in her hand* And if you would just sign this paper for me, then I will be out of your way!

*Houssam takes the paper from her, quickly signs it, and hands it back. Emma goes into the hallway, before she calls Jafar's name, and he stands up, going after her.*

Jafar: Yes?

Emma: I GOT HOUSSAM SHAYKH'S AUTOGRAPH!

THE END.

At that my friends, is what would happen if Emma met Houssam. :)