September 13th 2015

2:00 pm

Emma Yousef – Sulayman created the group 'Bros'

Huddy has joined the group

Cutie Patootie Baby Face has joined the group

Muscle Man Abdul Hadi has joined the group

My Brother has joined the group

Omar has joined the group

Issam has joined the group

Farris Wheel has joined the group

Me: Where the heck is Sami!?

Muscle Man Abdul Hadi: He said that if you asked where he was, to say that he has the cold/is in the shower/lost his phone/is out of town/became a monk/forgot how to speak English/is allergic to technology.

Me: -_-

Me: I will deal with him.

2:10 pm

Crybaby Sami has joined the group

Me: Great! Everyone is here! So here is your Bros, group! I want you guys to have long meaningful conversations, and laugh and talk and cry and share your thoughts and feelings and emotions, and bond together! Sound good?!

Crybaby Sami: We will make sure to have waterproof eyelash gunk and tissues at the ready.

Me: What the heck is eyelash gunk?! Do you mean mascara?!

Crybaby Sami: I dunno. Maybe.

Issam: Why the heck are you talking about makeup Sami?!

Crybaby Sami: Shut up!

Me: Should I start a conversation for you?!

My Brother: Go away Emma! WE NEED TO BOND!

Me: Okay Muhsin! Sheesh!

Emma Yousef – Sulayman has left the group

Hudayfah: So, how is everyone doing?!

Sami: No Hud. Just no.

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September 17th 2015

3:27 pm

Rami: Did I leave my sneakers with any of you?

8:13 pm

Hudayfah: Yup! They are in the garage!

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September 20th 2015

Rami: Awesome.

Sami has left the group