marvel trash

Iced Mocha
What's up, motherfuckers?

reyna
Thank you, Mackie, for making me lose in Candy Crush. I officially hate you.

Iced Mocha
You can't hate your best friend

Chubby Dumpling 💘
Uh, since when are you Rey's best friend?
I've had that title for like the past fifteen
years, so go away please

Iron Grandpa
And y'all still haven't gotten married yet
but you're both clearly in love with one
another

Capsicle
Hey pals. What's going on?

reyna
Hm, you think what you want Downey
Hi Chris

Arrow Guy
He doesn't think. He KNOWS, Rey

reyna
Eat shit Jeremy

Spiderling 🕷
He's right though. Long live REYNASTIAN

reyna
During the press tour I made it my
mission to act like I hated you
Tom, but now I'm not so sure
it's an act anymore

Spiderling 🕷
You love me. Everybody loves me

Iced Mocha
THIS CONVERSATION ISN'T ABOUT
YOU TOM

scarlove johansson
Clearly, considering the only thing
I'm reading has to do with Reyna and
Sebastian

Chubby Dumbling 💘
The question here is why is this
conversation about Reyna and I????

Iced Mocha
Because we love you both and want
you to have beautiful babies together

Tic Tac
I have to agree with Mackie on this one

Iron Grandpa
Nice of you to finally join us, Paul

reyna
Make them leave me alone Scarlett

Iced Mocha
You can't escape us, Rey

scarlove johansson
I'm sorry babes

reyna
I seriously hate all of you

Chadtastic
Excuse me?

reyna
Except you, Chad 😇😇

Chadtastic
Love you, sweetcheeks

Iced Mocha
^^^ wtf is this shit

reyna
CAN MY GOOD FRIEND CHADWICK
NOT TELL ME HE LOVES ME LIKE
IS THAT A CRIME ANTHONY

Arrow Guy
Yes it is, Reyna

reyna
Go away Jeremy

Capsicle
Can I change the subject please

reyna
PLEASE DO MY FRIEND

Capsicle
Okay, so the screening in New York
next weekend... All of us are going
right???

Iced Mocha
Of course. How could I pass up
the opportunity to see my beautiful
face on yet another enormous screen?

Iron Grandpa
Chill out, Icarus. You're only in the
movie for like three seconds

reyna
Yeah, and in those three seconds
he gets his ass kicked by you and
Chad and Seb and his own self

Iced Mocha
And here I thought you were on
my side, Reyna

reyna
Clearly you thought wrong

Chubby Dumpling 💘
I'm going Chris

Capsicle
Reyna are you? I know you hate
these things

reyna
I'm only going because of the after
party and this cute dress I'm wearing.
Sebastian are you gonna be my date

Arrow Guy
I'm sure Sebastian wouldn't mind
being your date :)

Chubby Dumpling 💘
Stop volunteering me for shit

reyna
Is that a no, Sebastian?? I'm hurt

Chubby Dumpling 💘
uhhhhhh

scarlove johansson
What is happening right now?

reyna
Are you really telling me no?
You always go with me to these things.

Iron Grandpa
Oh shit

Chubby Dumpling 💘
I just might already have a date is all

Iced Mocha
fUCK NO

reyna
Uh, who????

Chubby Dumpling 💘
I might have asked Margarita to
go with me

reyna
Why the fuck would you ask her
to go with you? Y'all aren't even
together

Chubby Dumpling 💘
But we kind of are

Capsicle
Well this escalated very quickly

Spiderling 🕷
Uh oh

Tic Tac
Ew, I don't like it

reyna
SINCE WHEN SEBASTIAN STAN

Chubby Dumpling 💘
A few weeks ago

Iced Mocha
Shit's about to go down and
I'm honestly terrified

scarlove johansson
I'm terrified for Sebastian

Capsicle
Same

reyna
Oh really? And you didn't think
to tell me? Your BEST FRIEND

Chubby Dumpling 💘
I knew you would give me shit about it
That's why I didn't tell you

reyna
You know what? I don't even care.
You have fun with that cheating sack
of shit. I'll find someone else to go with

bitch ass
Reyna stop please

[reyna has left marvel trash]

Iced Mocha
LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING
DID YOU DUMBASS

Capsicle
Why would you not tell her
about that?

scarlove johansson
She's supposed to be your best
friend, Sebastian

Iron Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS TRUST EACH OTHER
AND TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING
REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS OR WHAT
DICK OR BITCH YOU'RE BOTH DATING

bitch ass
Can you guys chill and let me deal
with her please?

Tic Tac
Better do something soon

bitch ass
Thanks for the guidance, Paul 🙄

[bitch ass has left marvel trash]

Iced Mocha
Lol he's screwed

Iron Grandpa
Ya think???