[ warning ; cursing !! as always !! haha---- im so sorry ]

[ Hair Cut ]
goujin: what happened to your hair!?
norika: oh! i cut it! this hairstyle is lighter and easier to play with!
kazemaru:
afurodi:
park:
sakuma:
midorikawa:
kabeyama: don't lie to yourself

[ Welcome Home Fudou ]
sakuma: did you take lots of photos?
fudou: yeah, look at my phone
sakiyama: you are smiling in nearly none of these
narukami: park-chan is so cute !
genda: russia is beautiful !
sakuma: why did you take selfies??? we're literally seeing you right now
fudou: i hate y'all

[ Who Tops ]
fudou: whats up power bottoms
park: morningggg
kazemaru: I TOLD YOU I WAS THE TOP
fudou: SHUT UP I JUST WANT CEREAL??????

[ If You Couldn't Tell Already; I Hate You ]
nosaka: park-san, im putting you as a middlefielder for this match
park: . . . you know, my life would be so much better if you were just buried alive underground
nosaka: thats a strong statement

[ Best Friends ? ]
park: you don't UNDERSTAND you can't leave the team
fudou: my leg is fucked up, im useless here
park: don't say that !
fudou: Why the HELL NOT
park: fudou.
fudou: what
park: im in love with you
fudou: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
park: SEE I MADE YOU SMILE

[ Hickey or Mosquito Bite ]
fudou: what the hell happened to your neck
kazemaru: huh? mosquito bite maybe
park: good morning !!
fudou: morning mosquito ~
park: that's a new one

[ Making Cookies ]
park: we're gonna knead it now
fudou: of course we need it, we just made it
park: . . . yeah, so do it??
fudou: ??? need it ???
park: yeah???? what else would you do???
fudou: how much more do i need to need it ? i already need it ?
park: KNEAD IT WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS YOU DOPE
fudou: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING TO ME
kazemaru: im actually going insane in this kitchen

[ And He Did Miss Her Indeed  ]
nosaka:
park: you're not getting past me you fucking. . . clown. YOU'RE A CLOWN, YOU AND ALL YOUR CLOWN FRIENDS YOU FREAK YOU FREAKING CLOD!!!
fudou: . . . i might actually miss her if I get kicked off the team
kazemaru: I'm sorry bud,

[ Spit It Out ]
kazemaru: what's in your mouth
park: . . .
kazemaru: dandelions?
park: [shakes her head]
kazemaru: spit it out. . .
park: . . .
kazemaru: [reaches his hand out] spit it out.
park: [spits out a bunch of cherry blossom petals]
kazemaru: . . . oh god

[ Romance ]
kazemaru: let's do something romantic this weekend
park: sure
kazemaru: have anything in mind?
park: . . . slow dancing in the living room
kazemaru: . . . that actually sounds kind of nice
park: we'll get all dressed up, light some candles, and slow dance right in this house
kazemaru: im falling in love all over again

[ He Was My Only Friend ]
kazemaru: why are you so upset? fudou'll be alright--
park: but i'm not gonna see him tomorrow
kazemaru: . . . how are you two really that close
park: because when YOU WERE TREATING THE ENTIRE TEAM LIKE SHIT, WE WENT OUT AND GOT ICE CREAM TOGETHER FUCK YOU
kazemaru: im- so sorry

[ Teikoku vs Raimon ]
reporter: it's currently half time ! let's talk to one of our favourite players ! park-chan what do you think about team raimon
park: they had us in the first half not gonna lie
reporter: what do you mean-
park: [grabs the mic] raimon we're about to demolish you in cold blood, we will eradicate your entire existence.

[ Barbie Expert ]
park: ichirouta would you ever consider me as a. . . barbie expert?
kazemaru: what are you talking about
park: because if your answer is anything but yes. i will kiss you on the lips. long. and hard. until you can't breathe.
kazemaru: . . . no. you are not a barbie expert
park: [SHOVES HIM AGAINST THE WALL]
kazemaru: [oh my god]

[ Surgery in Progress ]
jin: alright let's get started, hand me bio juice
devi: [hands it over]
jin: scalpel
devi: [hands scalpel]
jin: OH SHIT THIS IS- THIS IS ROUGH OKAY OKAY
devi: WHAT'S WRONG
jin: JUICE MORE JUICE LIFE JUICE
devi: [hands over life juice]
jin: SUCKY
devi: what
jin: DRAIN, DRAIN-O
devi: [hands over drain]
jin: CUTTY
devi: [hands over scalpel]
jin: LASER BEAM
devi: oh kill me

[ Nine is Pretty Baby ]
temna: you and park san are really close !
shindou: do you think so ?
park: i knew shindou since he was a little baby !
shindou: i was Nine.
park: that's pretty baby to me

[ Kazemaru We're Through] ft. Yuta, inazuma11fangirl's oc
park: good morning. . . [yawns]
yuta: [hands her a pepsi] morning
park: . . . for me?
yuta: [nods]
park: [tears up] my darling. . .

[ Baggage ]
fudou: you changed. . .
park: what do you mean?
fudou: ever since you and ULTIMATE FUCKFACE HERE STARTED DATING YOU DON'T SHARE YOUR FUCKIN LUNCH WITH ME ANYMORE LIKE WOW AM I JUST BAGGAGE NOW??? AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU?
kazemaru: what are you jealous? oh mio it's delicious <3 <3
park: you like it! here have more!
fudou: I CAN'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH