(A Horror X Reader. Requested by @Crystal_Cat424 Hope you find it horrifically good!)

Tw: PUNS, Canoodling (I.e Kissing/Cuddling), Mildly Suggestive Dialogues and Actions!

"Cupcake!" 

"Horror!" 

The rush of adrenaline you feel stepping up his stairs is immeasurable, you're bouncing in place, grinning wildly, just genuinely overjoyed. He pulls you in for a hug, sparing you you a quick peck as well. The two of you giggle like idiots right there in the doorway. He was always such a goofy little goober. 

"AHEM! BROTHER! HUMAN!" Crooks booms from the kitchen. "I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE EXCITED TO SEE ONE ANOTHER, BUT PLEASE! HAVE SOME DECENCY! COME INSIDE!" 

"Right, right." Horror takes your hand, allowing you inside his home. It's a quaint little place, a nice living room with an open kitchen connecting to it. "Cupcake, my bro'll be cooking for us tonight." He vaguely gestures to your feet and you slip your shoes off, wiggling your toes, now free of the sneakers you wore. 

"THAT IS CORRECT! HUMAN, YOU AND MY BROTHER MAY ENJOY WHATEVER FUN AND FLIRTATIOUS ACTIVITIES YOU HAVE PLANNED. I WILL BE IN THE KITCHEN." He poses for show before hurrying into the kitchen, getting to work. You giggle at the display. He really is a good guy... but he was still working on what words were and were not considered appropriate to say when attempting to speak casually with people... of course you didn't take it personally, but other people did. 

"Alright! Ready to play some games? Eat some snacks? Tell a few jokes...?" Horror spouts ideas, browbones wiggling with the last one. "Perhaps get straight to what you're waiting for..." He nudges you and you blush. 

"I'm waiting to eat, thank you very much!" You state indignantly, marching over to sit on the couch, flicking rifling through the couch cushions for the remote. 

"Eat what?" Horror snorted, flopping down next to you, looking you in the eye as he made his next line direct and clear. 

"Canoodles? Because you might be spaghetting some soon..." 

"Oh my! Stop!" You barely contain the chuckles bubbling up out of you. Puns! Damn puns! He wore the most shit eating grin as you did your best to silence your own sounds of amusement. 

"Only for now..." He giggles, hooking an arm around your shoulders as he magically produced the remote from the middle of nowhere and flicked something on. Mettaton was on again. 

"NYEH? BROTHER! ARE YOU WATCHING A NEW EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE SHOW WITHOUT ME?!" Crooks shouts from the kitchen, and Horror quickly checks the title before sighing in relief. 

"Nah bro! It's just a rerun!" 

You and Horror continued to watch the older, reran episodes with some mild cuddling for the most part. He wanted to wrap his arms around you and rest on your shoulder, so you let him, petting his head soothingly the whole time. 

It's only about thirty or forty minutes before Crooks pops out of the kitchen, boisterous tone announcing dinner was ready, minor criticism about the two of you not being able to keep off each other, but more like teasing prods than sour depreciation. 

"DINNER IS SERVED!" Crooks said, settling down at the table with... two plates. You eye them questioningly, but quickly notice that one is much bigger than the other. It's set between you and Horror to be shared. "ENJOY!"

"Thanks!" You say, followed by Horror's more lax, familial version. You dig in, enjoying the perfectly soft, but also consistent texture of the noodles as you eat them. The perfect sauce to pasta ratio, chunks of meat and peppers throughout. "It's delicious!" 

You're maybe a halfway done when Crooks rises, having finished his plate. He heads out of the kitchen, but before he can get too far, Horror shouts after him. 

"Hey! Bro, where're you going?" 

"TO GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY, OF COURSE! ALTHOUGH ON MOST OCCASIONS, I WOULD STAY FOR DINNER, I DO BELIEVE THAT SUCH A... ROMANTIC MEAL SHOULD BE SHARED BETWEEN TWO, AND TWO ONLY!" He looks a touch embarrassed, the slightest twinge of red across his cheekbones. "MIGHT YOU DECIDE TO... LOVINGLY CANOODLE WITH ONE ANOTHER, I WILL NO BE AROUND TO WITNESS!" 

"Oh alright, you're just being courteous is all." Horror says, chuckling. Your face is burning... he was right with his stupid puns!! "Welp, thanks bro." Crooks nods rapidly before heading upstairs. To his room, presumably. 

"Well, my bro said it himself..." Horror grins devilishly at you as you both twirl your forks around in the spaghetti. "Looks like we gotta... you know..." He grins, waiting for you to say it.

"C-Canoodle..." 

You place your fork in your mouth and suck up the noodles like normal, starting when they catch on something. Slowly, you look up, locking eyes with only the most smug skeleton of all time. Predictably, there's a noodle... right between his teeth. 

Your life just became a Disney cliché.

As you continue to slip the noodle into your mouth, he does the same. Soon enough your faces are close and the noodle goes taut. Welp, no escaping the inevitable, right?

Your lips meet his teeth and you close your eyes, prepping to pull away once the noodle is consumed. However, Horror isn't so relenting, cupping the back of your head, apparently intending to take more from your mouth than just that noodle. 

You wrap your arms around him, small noises bubbling out of your throat as he takes his sweet time, everything in your mouth, your tongue, teeth, etc, he's sure to get a taste of everything, and in return, you get plenty of him. 

When he finally pulls away, sitting down in his seat, you're panting lightly, and blushing heavily. 

"What'd I say." He says, chuckling as you two continue to eat. "You knew what would happen..." 

You both spear the same noodle again, but this time you quickly kill any chance at more punning by just biting your end, breaking it. 

You giggle as Horror whines.

"You can't mac me..." 

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:) so how many of you knew the definition of 'canoodle' before reading this...

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed!

- De Moogus 

(Gosh... that end pun was kinda weak but I'm bad at puns ;-; practical jokes are my thing. Also, requests are still open!)