"BREAKFAST TACOS!"

"What the fuck..."

You wake up drowsily,nosies from the kitchen stealing you from your peaceful slumber,you glance to the side to see an energetic little blue hopping around like a kangaroo on steroids

"g'mornin sleepyhead"

"Screw you"

"Jeez,calm down,what's wrong wake up on the wrong side of the sofa"

"I will eat your head if you don't shut up"

"..."

"I don't know how to respond to that..."

"COME ON GUYS,FOOD IS READY"

"Holy shit there's food"

"Uhm yes?"

"BITCH MOVE OUT OF MY WAY"

you push stretch out of the way and rush to the kitchen

"WHERE IS YOUR FOOD"

"Over here my child"

Asgore said,a large smile spread across his face

You walk over to the table and take a seat next to alphys and undyne,the three of you all talked about anime until the food arrived

"So what's your favourite type of anime?"

"O-Oh I um, I really l-like the the ones where they,uh,are super hero's with a-an um se-secret identity"

"I like those too my my personal favourites are yaoi"

Stretch was sitting across the table from you listening to your conversation

"WHATS THAT?"

You lean in close and say with a serious look on your face

"All the gay shit"

Just as you said that stretch spray-spat out his tea causing everyone to look at him

"You okay dude"

"..."

"Okayyyyy...."

You turn back to undyne

"I mean,I'm pansexual myself but I ship all the males I don't know why but like...I do..."

""Hmm I a-actually haven't s-s-seen any of th-those yet"

"..."

"Follow me right now..."

You walk into the front room with undyne and alphas behind you,all three of you sit down on the couch and you put on the first episode of 'love stage'

( I fucking love writing this coz I can just slip in the names of all my favourite anime's and the fact that I'm pansexual but obsessed with yaoi)

After a few hours you realise that you have spent most of the day watching anime...you are fine with this...

When the last episode ends alphys and undyne look like they enjoyed it

"So uh,did ya like it or am I now known as 'weird yaoi loving human'?"

"THAT WAS REALLY GOOD,YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL THE ESSENCE OF PURE GAY RESONATING OFF OF THE SCREEN"

you burst out laughing and then talk about the anime to alphys and undyne for a few more minutes before realising you need to go to work

"Oh shit,you guys,sorry I just remembered I have to go to work"

"You have a job?"

"Aahhh"

You turn around to see stretch listening in on your conversation...again...

"What the fuck dude,how long have you been there"

"I was watching the anime from the doorway"

"You were just standing in the doorway for like 4 hours...seriously dude?"

"Don't judge me"

He shrugs and you decide you don't really give a shit so you drop the subject

"Anyways,yes,I do have a job,one that I am almost late for"

You walk into the kitchen and ask asgore if he can take care of (s/n) for a few hours,he replies with a 'yes of course' and you begin to walk to work

Mini time skip:

Once at work you hear the door open as a customer steps in,you and Brendon are working the register this shift

The customer walks into a mini isle and picks up something,they then make their way over to you and Brendon,you were texting (f/1) on your phone so you didn't notice who was at the counter,they handed you a bottle of honey and you scanned it,you handed it back to them and only looked at them when they said

"So how much is it,honey"

"Oh my fucking god stretch are you kidding me"

Brendon was confused that you knew who this was so he asked

"Who's this?"

"Oh,that's stretch"

"Hey"

"So how do you guys know each other"

"Long story,basically my sister has a friend who has an adoptive monster parent who is friends with stretch and they are all the monsters and human that opened the barrier and they all live in a house together and (s/n) was at a sleepover there and I met stretch and his friends through that and a picnic and also his brother has my album so they both came to my band practice and I guess we are kinda friends,maybe?"

"That is a long story"

"Yup,So Who are you"

"Oh I'm (y/n)'s boyfriend"

Stretch's eyes widen slightly but he keeps his cool and makes it unnoticeable

"BRENDON"

"Jeez calm down,I was kidding,we just work together"

Stretch seemed to go back to normal after hearing that

"So guys,I was just wondering,do you guys like Capella,because the insomniacs were thinking of doing some-"

"(y/n) you know your band sucks,why would I care if you sucked at some other form of music"

"..."

"I actually like their music"

"Seriously,you like that trash,actually,you are a filthy monster so it's not that much of a surpr-"

*smack*

"You have no right to talk about monsters that way you racist prick"

You cut Brendon off by bitch slapping him right around the face

"I can get you fired you know"

"I,uh,um...you know what,I don't give a fuck,go ahead"

Brendon walks into the back room and stays there for a minute before walking out with a smug look on his face

"Have fun being broke"

You growl at him and then decide to ignore him,after all he can't actually get you fired,right?

"MISS (Y/N) PLEASE COME TO MY OFFICE"

The voice on the intercom says otherwise,you walk into the back room and see your boss at his desk waiting for you

"So,I was told you had a violent outburst today"

"Ugh,all I did was slap Brendon in the face after he insulted my band and my monster friend,being extremely racist right to his face,watch the cctv footage if you want,the proof is all right there"

"Well,still,I can't have someone as violent as you around the customers,I'm sorry but I will have to let you go"

"No way,you can't do this,I have a little girl to take care of and we have no other source of income,we could starve or end up on the streets,please,don't do this"

"*sigh* okay I can give you one more chance but after that you can say bye bye to your job,understand?"

"Got it sir,thanks"

You walk back out and stretch had already left,you finish your shift and make your way back home,calling asgore on the way there...

"Hey,think you could drop (s/n) off at my place,if it's not too much trouble that is"

"Of course,my child,but I will have to send someone else for I have things to do today"

"Okay"

You hang up and lean up against the wall next to the stairs that lead to your apartment,a few minutes later you hear the sound of a car pulling up,you look to the side only to see (s/n) and blue in a...sports car?

"What the shizzle?"

You walk up to the car

"Isn't it cool (y/n)!"

"Blue you have a frickin' sports car,dude how"

"MWEHEHE ITS BECAUSE IM COOL,HUMAN"

"sure...anyway you need to show my band,I'm sure they'll think you're the coolest"

"R-REALLY!"

"Yeah,But I don't know how much longer we'll be a band,since we can't seem to get any gigs"

"OH,YOU DON'T,WELL I KNOW A PLACE THAT IS HAVING A HALLOWEEN PARTY SOON AND THEY NEED A BAND,THE NAME OF THE PLACE IS MUFFETS,MY BROTHER GOES THERE ALL THE TIME"

"Sounds nice,I'll check it out"

(s/n) gets out of the car and you both say your goodbyes to blue,he drives off in his blue sports car and you and (s/n) go back into the apartment and go to sleep...