Your POV:
We walked the whole way to the park,lilys mother was chatting with asgore and the kids were all talking to each other and occasionally allowing me to join the conversation then chara began to speak to me

"Hey miss (y/n)?"

"Don't call me miss,I'm not old,I'm 21"

"Pffft grandma"

I looked over to (s/n),gave her a Death Stare,and just when she began to look scared I stuck my tongue out with a 'bleh'

They all started giggling

"Now would a well adjusted adult do that?i don't think so"

"Okie,*giggle*so is it true that you are the lead singer for the insomniacs?"

"Yup,I actually started the band and one of them is a monster,they are also all boys,and all gay,dunno what's up with that"

"Oh look,we are here,and over there is our friends!"
Asgore points towards a small group of monsters on a picnic blanket,you began to walk towards them,just then you spot some smoke,you mentally trace to the source,It was a tall skeleton in an orange hoodie,as you all go to sit down and greet the monsters you realise he was smoking a cigarette

You run over to him and karate chop it out of his mouth

"KARATE CHOP"

You look in his eyes and stare deep into his soul

"Not on my watch you won't,we god kids here jeez"

You then proceed to walk away back to asgore and your sister and her friends,the skeleton however just stared is shock and...well actually just shock like wtf,those around him all burst out in a fit of laughter

"Who...who even was that?"

"I DO NOT KNOW BROTHER,I SHALL ASK THEM"

"Sure,okay bro,I'll...I'll come too"

You were talking to your sister

"Pffft what was that?"

"No smoking with kids around,I smoke but I don't do it around you"

"Wait you do?"

"See exactly you didn't even know,also who was that anyway?"

"That was stretch"

"Oh the infamous stretch,the one I've been hearing so much yet also nothing about"

"Yeah he was smoking at charms place as well"

"Good lord are you serious,and inside the house Jesus frickin' Christ"

As you were talking stretch and blue were asking around about you

"So who is she?"

"Oh that's (y/n) the one from the song last night"

"OH MY TORIEL,REALLY!I NEED HER TO SIGN MY COPY!"

"How did you even get another copy overnight?"

"I...HAVE MY WAYS..."

Blue then runs up to you and tries to tackle hug you,you took a fight or flight opportunity a speed climbed a nearby tree

"Wait how did you even-never mind how are you going to get down"

"SO COOL"

You sit in the tree in a half lying down half clinging to the tree like a sloth and holding on for dear life

"Idontknowpleasehelpmeimscaredandimstuckandijustwantsomeminipretzelsohgodwhyhelp"

"*sigh* it's okay I'll getcha' down,just hold on tight and don't die"

You feel yourself surrounded by orange magic and lowered to the ground...onto your face...into mud...
You jump up and yell

"Yo what the funk"

"Pfft well you didn't want to say how you wanted to get down"

"OH MY GOD BROTHER WHY MUST YOU EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS!"

"well she did karate chop my cig so"

"WELL HELP HER UP AND APOLOGISE!"

"okay"

The taller skeleton began to approach you and you jumped up and gave him a death stare

"I rickety rackety recommend You bibity  bobity back the hell up before I diddly darn snap your neck"

Just as you say that Barnaby runs up your arm out of your pocket onto your shoulder and hisses at him

"What the-"

*hissssssss*

"Oh good god is that a squirrel"

"HELLO HUMAN I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS,IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER SINCE...LAST NIGHT...STILL YOUR BIGGEST FAN THOUGH!"

you look at the small skeleton in all it's adorable marshmallow glory,you feel the urge to pat it on the head

"Oh lord give me strength"

"What are you doing"

Stretch looks concerned like you were going to kill his brother or something

"I'm sorry but it's just to cute"

You give the little blueberry a pat on the head

"*SCREEEEEEEEEEE* SHE CALLED ME CUTE!PAPY DID YOU SEE THAT!SHE CALLED ME CUTE AND PAT MY HEAD,HUMAN CAN YOU SIGN MY ALBUM"

"Uh sure dude"
You sign the album

"Hey guys I gotta go,band practice,seems your a legit fan though so,u,wanna tag along,imma leave (s/n) with her friends"

"*GASP* CAN WE PAPY PLEEEEEEAAAAASE!"

"Sure bro,as long as I get to come,that is"

"Sure whatever man let's go"

You walk to your friends house and are about to knock on the door when you turn to papyrus

"Hey,hey stretch"

"What"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Seriously?i don't know,why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stretch said frustrated,you could see that he did not like you

"To get to the gay's house"

"What"

You turn to the door and knock while saying knock knock,the person on the other side asks

"Who's there?"

"The chicken" you replied snickering

"Wait wha- HOLD ON A MINUTE,(Y/N) ARE YOU DOING THE GAY CHICKEN JOKE AGAIN SERIOUSLY I GET IT WERE GAY,YOU DON'T  NEED TO MAKE PUNS ABOUT IT EVERY TIME YOU COME OVER OH MY GOD!"

The tall skeleton next to you then bursts out laughing and sans screams in annoyance,the door opens and all three of you walk in and into the living room where all three of your bandmates are

"Yo (y/n) who the fuck is this-Wait a second! Is this your boyfriend!"

"Wait what no"

"Aww our little girl is all grown up"

"I literally just met him an hour ago"

"Love at first sight,how beautiful"

(F/2) then proceeded to wipe a fake tear from his eye

"I will cut you"

"No you wouldn't,you love us all too much"

You pull out your old trusty dagger

"Try me bitch"

Stretch looked utterly terrified,blue was hiding behind him,not yet spotted,and your friends and you...burst out laughing

"What the fuck"

Stretch asked,wondering how crazy you all were

"S-sorry dude, we have strange humour,but seriously are you her boyfriend or what"

"Yeah you better not just be some guy trying to get all up in her panties or something coz we'll beat yo ass"

"What ew no I just met her,we're only here because my brother wanted to come see you practice after she offered,he's your biggest fan"

"Where is he then?"

Blueberry then stepped out from behind stretch shyly,but after one glance around the room he was fanboying at all the equipment and instruments around the room

"EEEEEEEEEE! THIS IS SO EXITING!ISN'T IT BROTHER!"

"Holy shit has this kid been here the whole time?"

"I AM NOT A KID,I HAPPEN TO BE 24,A WELL ADJUSTED,MATURE,ADULT AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME AS SU-OH MY GOD ARE THOSE DRUMS!"

"Oh my god,he's adorable"

"Okay So now all that's sorted,what do you guys wanna play?"

"I dunno"

"How about the-"

"No we are not playing the 'everyone is gay' song"

"Awww man"

"What about 'angels' remember that one song you wrote ages ago but we never bothered to release in an album"

"Okay"

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After you finished the song sans was clapping and jumping out of his seat

"THAT WAS SO COOL!"

"Was alright"

You just gave them a thumbs up and continued on with practice,after that you and stretch went outside for a smoke since (f/3) won't let you do it inside

(F/1) POV:

That guy,sans,he was the most fucking adorable thing I had ever seen,I just wanted to squish his little cheeks and kiss him on the cheek,no I didn't want kiss him on the cheek what am I thinking?,I want to kiss him on the mouth,no brain shut up,plus his brother would kill me,okay imma flirt with him,oh god I met him 2 hours ago and I'm already extremely gay for him,like mega crush kinda stuff here

"Hey blueberry"

"HIYA!"

"Wanna go hang out upstairs,this is getting boring"

"OKIE!"

No I was not going to do anything you perverse freaks,I just wanted to not be around the other guys,they would mess this up for me

Once we were upstairs in my room we sat on the floor and I began to flirt with my target

"So,do ya know why I call you blueberry?"

"BECAUSE I WEAR A LOT OF BLUE!"

"Yes,but also because your like an adorable little blueberry"

The whole room went silent and I turned my head to him only to see that he was frozen in place,face flushed in a light blue blush that was growing fiercer by the second

I gave him a little kiss on the head and walked out as I watched him turn into a blushing mess,just as I left he grabbed a pillow,shoved it into his face and screamed,it was adorable

Your POV:

"So ya' smoke huh?"

"Yup"

I said blowing out a puff of smoke

"Then why did you karate chop my cigarette when we first met?"

"The children stretch,think of the children"

My phone buzzed and I looked at it only to find a text from Lily's mom:

*the girls are staying over chara's place for a sleepover,feel free to join them with stretch and blue,they need supervision (stretch and blue,not the girls they're fine lol)

*okay I'll go there with them now!

*lovely,see ya!

And with that I turned off my phone and turned to stretch

"We gotta go to your place,the girls are staying for a sleepover and I have no social life so I'm coming too"

"Pffft alright"

You hear a scream from upstairs while walking up and walk over to (f/1)'s room to see sans screaming into a pillow

"Dude,you okay,like should I call an ambulance or something or did (f/1) charm you to insanity"

He held up to fingers for number two

"Heh,kinky bastard"

"What"

"Nothin' lets go"

"Okay,I know a shortcut"

And with that he grabbed me and blues arms and somehow teleported to their house,i decided not to question it,I mean their literally living skeletons

We walked inside the home only to be greeted by three little girls and three little hugs

They then ran back into the other room to do whatever and sans went upstairs to do some other whatever,papyrus was taking a nap on the couch so I decided to go explore

I walked into a room that had some yellow lizard dinosaur lady punching a training dummy and a blue fish lady sitting on a bed,a song was blaring in the background and it was one of mine,the one I wrote for Alphys after hearing her story from the human,so I stayed just outside the door but out of view and began to sing along to the lyrics

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Too engrossed and engaged in the song I don't notice the fish lady and lizard lady had poked their heads out of the door and had been listening to me sing

"HEY ARE YOU THE WHO WROTE AND SUNG THIS SONG?"

alphys said loudly but not in an aggressive way,while undyne stood in the background internally screaming and fangirling

"U-uhm yes s-sorry if it offended you I just saw you on tv and thought you were so cool and I wanted to show how cool I thought you were I'm sorry!"

"NAH DUDE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,I THINK ITS AWESOME,YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE FOR ALL OF US IF YOH WANT TO THAT IS!"

"Y-Yeah it's really cool,it reminds me of this one scene from an anime I saw once"

The fish lady said shyly

"Holy shit you watch anime too,I thought I was a lone weeaboo,what's your favourite?"

"O-oh I really like mew mew kissy-cutie"

"Cool I love that one,but my favourite is 'my hero academia' I also love 'love stage' and 'yuri!on ice!' They are so great"

"C-cool you should m-maybe come over t-to watch anime someday!"

"Hell yes,here's my number"

You proceed to hand a piece of paper with your number to undyne and alphys and walk away to the girls

"Hey guys I know you all have your sleeping bags but where am I gonna sleep?"

"Oh you can take the couch if you want"

"Mmkay,hey you guys ever seen a pet squirrel before?"

"No"

"Do you have one!"

"Oh my god you brought Barnaby,Seriously"

"So you do have one!"

"Can we see him?"

"Sure"

Barnaby then jumps out of a small pouch bag you have with you

"Awwww"

"He's so cute"

"I know right"

The girls play with Barnaby until it's bed time,stretch had apparently left the couch while you were with undyne and alphys and gone to his room so you plop down on the couch and fall asleep...

(Dear lord 2278 words damn this is the longest chapter so far in any of my stories! Hope someone actually reads this story,I'll update as much as I can,see ya later!)