Hi everyone, SK here!  Welcome to my new story Q&A.  A special thank you to Cindy_Ketchum, Annular_Eclipse, and skillet_fan2004 for supplying the questions! 

(This part is going to be long XD, but there'll be loads of funniness so it's worth it.)

To begin, let's invite our guests.  First off, from Hearts of Gods, I invite Adrien Agreste and Marinette Dupain-Cheng.  Welcome you two!

Adrien: Hello!

Mari: It's nice to meet you everyone.

Secondly, from The Fairy's Poison, I invite Ash, Serena, Heliux, and Layra.  Welcome!

(P.S. Don't think I've forgotten about our last guest.  She'll appear later, when everyone has gone.  Same with the last two Miraculous characters).

Ash: What's up everyone?  Nice to be here.

Serena: Thanks for joining us today!

Heliux: Remind me why I'm doing this...

Layra: Because you love me, that's why. *grinning* Hi guys!

Heliux: *grumbling* ... hello.

Now that we've got all our guests, let's begin with the questions.  After the questions, I included something else to get all of you hyped: every single person here has to reveal something.

Adrien/Mari: *gulp*

Heliux: What something?

Anything you'd think the readers would want to know about your stories.

Layra: Hmm... okay.  We'll have to think about that.

Anyway, here's the first question.  Layra, this one is for you!

Layra: Sweet.

Layra: ... Zagan, what a way to start.

Heliux: At least I'm not answering it.

Layra: ... SK, do I really have to answer this one...

Unfortunately, yes.

Layra: *sighing* Alright.  Let me make this really simple for you.

Layra: 👉👌

Serena: LAYRA!!!

Layra: Whaaat?  I was answering the question.

Mari: *facepalms*

Ash: *oblivious* What did she do?

Serena: NOTHING.  

Heliux: ... I think it's about time we move on to the next question.

Serena: YES.  

Well alright then.  Adrien, this one's for you!

Adrien: Alright!

Adrien: ... huh?

Mari: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT WANT ME AND ADRIEN TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?

Layra: You're getting shipped too?

Mari: *hangs head* Yes...

Adrien: Well, um, to answer the question... yes?  Buginette is my best friend, not someone I'd date.

Mari: *laughing* Really?  That nickname now?

Adrien: *grinning* Of course!

Layra: *ship mode activated*

While Adrien and Mari are being cute, I bring to you the next question.

Heliux: Who's this one for?

She posted it under your name, but I think it's probably better if both of you answer it.

Layra: ........ *mumbling* WellIkindofalreadyansweredthisquestion-

Heliux: What?

Layra: What?

Heliux: ....

Heliux: *realization*

Heliux: ?!?????!?!????!?)!)?!OJDFLKSJQ?!???LFSKDJK?!?JSLKJDKF

Layra: *mega blush* WELL I HAD TO ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Heliux The Tamato Berry: For the love of all things holy please tell me that this is my last question.

No.  Everyone loooooooooves to ask you questions!

Heliux: Hmph.

Layra you okay there?

Layra: THESE QUESTIONS ARE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE!

Aww, it's okay Layra.  Let's move on to the next question and give you a break.  Serena, you're up!

Serena: ... huh?  I AM NOT DENSE.

Ash: Yeah.  Do you people forget how dense I can be sometimes?

Maybe you got denser with time. XD

Serena: *gasp* I HOPE NOT!  There needs to be one not-dense person in this relationship, and Ash, I love you, but that isn't going to be you.

Ash: *laughing* I respect that.

Serena: I just hope August nor Verity have inherited your denseness.

Ash: *sweatdrop* I haven't even thought about that yet.. oh crap.

As someone who is literally writing your story... yes.

Heliux: SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER-

Layra: *hits him with a pillow* SHUT UP!

-_-

Umm... well Mari, this question is for you!

Mari: ... I don't plan on asking out him... he's not the guy I like.

Adrien: Duh.  I already know that.  We're friends to the end, and that's final!

Mari: Exactly! *mumbling* BesidesIwouldwanttoaskoutChatfirst..

Adrien: What was that?

Mari: *blushing* Nothing!!

Aww, that was cute... and Ash, this next question is for you.

Ash: No.

No what?

Ash: I'm answering the question.  No.

Do you wanna.. elaborate on that a little?

Ash: Cover Heliux's ears.

What?

Ash: If you want my answer, you'll have to do that.

Umm, okay... *teleports Heliux away*

He's gone.  So tell us your answer!

Ash: *looks around* Well, okay... um.. I just don't Heliux would really be the guy to do that kind of... stuff.

Serena: ... When did this Q&A become so pervy?

I don't know, Serena.

Layra: *winks at Ash* You'd be surprised.

LAYRA!

Serena: LAYRA!

Ash: LAYRA!

Adrien: I don't know why we're all saying Layra's name but LAYRA!

Mari: Is this a trend or something..?

LAYRA WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.

Layra: Well too fucking bad.  You people wanted answers, I'm giving the fucking answers.

Okay, okay, jeez.. *teleports Heliux back*

Heliux: *narrows his eyes* What did I miss?

Ash: Layra telling us that you're naughty.

Heliux: I- I am not- excuSE ME, one second.

Heliux: *hits Layra with a pillow*

Layra: *laughs*

Heliux: I'M MAD AT YOU!

Layra: I love you too.  

Ash: You never contradicted her statement.

Heliux: I AM NOT LIKE THAT.  ANYONE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS AGAIN AND I WILL SUMMON ALL THE PILLOWS THAT EXIST TO OBLITERATE YOU.

When did pillows start coming into this..?  Anyway, next question.  Mari, this one's for you!

Mari: Ooh okay!  What is it?

Mari: o-o

Mari: Um I don't like him.

Mari: I mean I do but-

Mari: I just, uhhhhhhhhhh...

Mari: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM!

Mari: Iamtotallyinlovewithhim

Mari: I SAID NOTHING!

Okayyyy... so let's leave Mari to that while we go look at another question.

Oh boy.. Heliux!

Heliux: Yes?

There's a question-

Heliux: *looks at the question* CINDY.  I.  HATE.  YOU.

Heliux don't be mean!  He doesn't hate you Cindy.  He's just infuriated with you.

Heliux: SAME THING.  

So are you gonna answer the question?

Heliux: I... do... not not have a child.

Heliux: Wait what?

Heliux: SK, I just said one not not.

Heliux: ????

Heliux: WHAT IS GOING ON?

I got some help from a certain someone to put a spell on you.  Any time you say not, you say another one.  But only for this kind of question.

Heliux: I DO NOT NOT HAVE A CHILD- DAMMIT!  I DO NOT NOT HAVE- DAMMITTTT!!!  I. Do. Not. Not-

Heliux: *inhales*

Heliux: I HATE THIS!!  I DO NOT NOT HAVE A CHILD.  LAYRA AND I ARE NOT NOT PARENTS.  I AM NOT NOT A FATHER.  I DO NOT NOT HAVE A DAUGHTER.  I DO NOT NOT HAVE A-

Heliux: *buries his face in a pillow* MMDSKLFJLSKDJFAKLJFLDSKJFKLSDJ!

Okayyyy... well I hope that answered your question Cindy.

Heliux: SK WHO DID THIS!?

I think you know.  And YOU can't do ANYTHING~~

Heliux: I.. don't know.  Who?

Oh.  Would you like me to spoil her then?  Because she's a new character-

Heliux: Wait no-

You asked for it.  The Queen was very nice in helping me :)

Heliux: FUCK YOU.  

Please don't.

Heliux: *unholy screeching*

Arceus we need to move on to the next question!! Why did no one tell me!?  

Adrien, this one's for you!

Adrien: Seriously guys!?  I don't plan on asking her out, she's my friend and nothing more.

Mari: Exactly.

Well, if that's your answer, Cindy also asked you this question, Adrien.

Adrien: o-o

Adrien: O////////O

Adrien: I-I... um..

Mari: You like... Ladybug?

Adrien: NO.

Mari: Well, that checks out.

Adrien: *mumbling* Idon'thavethecouragetoaskheroutshewouldn'tlikeme.

Mari: What?

Adrien: What?

Plagg: *from a distance* JUST DO IT!

Mari: Who was that?

Adrien: Umm... I have no idea.  SK, can we move on please?

... sure.

Oh, this is the last question. (For the current crew).

Heliux, are you done screeching yet?

Heliux: ... yes.

Heliux: *looks at the question*

Heliux: My name is NOT weird.  It was very common at the time when I was born.  Mind you, I was born billions if not trillions of years ago.  My name might seem quite a bit odd now, which I understand, but you need to understand that I was born a long time ago.  Names change.

Layra: Heliux is a beautiful name, Love.  Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Heliux: ... thank you, My Dear.

I have a question for you, Heliux.  Do you remember your last name?

Heliux: ... you're the author, shouldn't you know it?

I just want to know if you remember it.  How long has it been since you used it?

Heliux: It's been a... very, very long time.  All that I remember is that it started with an L.

Well, you're right about that.  I can tell you if you'd like.  You too, Layra.

Heliux: I don't want to hear it.

Layra: Me neither.

Why...?

Heliux: I'm trying to forget about my human life.  Remembering my last name will no doubt subject me to remember more times when my father put me through mental torture.

Layra: My past life was... traumatic.  Let's just say that.  I don't want to relive my house burning up in flames ever again.

Are you guys.. okay?

Heliux/Layra: We need a minute.

Alright.

Anyway, that's the end of the questions for you six.  Now, I'd like all of you to reveal one thing about your stories.  Go!  Say the first thing that comes to mind.

Mari: I look badass in black and red.

Adrien: Don't trust cats... just don't trust them.

Ash: People that you love are going to die.

Serena: My son takes after his father.

Mari and Adrien's excerpts were good.. really Ash?  People are gonna die?  

Ash: I didn't say who.

Fair enough.  I guess you have been warned.

Heliux, Layra, are you two ready yet?  Or do you need more time?

Heliux: No, no we are ready.

Layra: I'll go first.  You will meet this new character!  Actually, I have a question for you all: guess if she's a Light or Dark fairy.  I'm curious to see what you all have to say!

Heliux: For my little excerpt, I'll just say that you will all be happy to find out the truth.

Very vague.  I like it.

Heliux: Why thank you.

Mari: Is that it?  For the questions I mean.

*nods* Yep, that's it.  Thank you all for coming, you're free to go now!

Everyone: Bye! *leaves*

...

Tikki, Plagg, Valerie- you can come now.

Tikki: *walks in and waves* Hello!  It's a pleasure to meet you all!

Plagg: Yo.

Valerie: Hi everyone!!  I've brought my friend Leaf too, if that's alright.

That's fine.

Leaf: Hello!

Just so you know Leaf, I didn't know you were coming, so there's no questions for you...

Leaf: That's alright.  I'm just here to watch Valerie.

Cool!  Shall we start with the questions then?  Oh, and before I forget, each of you have to reveal something about your stories.

Valerie: ... interesting.

Plagg: I have something now, before we start.  Apparently in some other universe Tikki and I are something called 'kwamis'?  I have no fucking clue what those are.  We're human just like the rest of you guys.

Tikki: But.. we are gods, after all, so technically we're not human.

Plagg: AT LEAST WE DON'T LOOK LIKE WHATEVER THESE ARE!

Tikki: WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS!?!?!?!?!??

Plagg: I DON'T KNOW!

Arceus guys calm down.  They're just kwamis.  And they're very cute.  They're you from another universe!

Plagg: ... weird.

Well I guess you both said something about your story.  Valerie, do you have anything yet?

Valerie: Uhh... no.  I have to think for a bit.

Alright.  We should start the questions then!

Tikki: Are there any questions for me? :D

Yep!  The first one's for you, actually.

Tikki: Do I like him?  No-

Plagg: *hurt*

Tikki: But do I love him?  Yes.

Plagg: *sigh of relief*

Tikki: We've been together for... how long now, Plagg?

Plagg: About 3,702,908,102.52 years.

Tikki: Yep!  We've been in love with each other for longer than that.  Even though Plagg can be a poopy head sometimes I still love him with all my heart.

Plagg: ... no offence taken, Sugar Cube.

*squealing about Plikki* Alright, next question.  This one's for you, Plagg.

Plagg: If you wanted me to say Tikki, you're out of luck; you said 'what', not 'who'.  

Plagg: Something I love more than my sweet Camembert... 

Plagg: ... T-Tikki's company.  

Tikki: Awwww~~!

Plagg: Sh-Shut up.

I don't think she will.

Tikki: *smirking* Nope.  Does Plagg have anymore questions?

Actually, yes!

Plagg: I think you've all got the memo by now but YES, I LOVE TIKKI, SO STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT!! >//o//<

Tikki: He's not mad at you, everyone.  He just doesn't know how to talk about his feelings.

Plagg: I WILL CATACLYSM ALL OF YOU.

Tikki: Don't worry everyone, you're safe!  I won't let him.

Thanks for the protection, Tikki.  Let's move on to our last question, shall we?  

Valerie: I'm assuming this one's for me.

Leaf: This one is so easy!  

Valerie: But I don't want to spoil anything!  Leaf, you've looked at what people are saying with me, and you know that this is something that could be classified as a quote-on-quote 'big deal'.

Leaf: ... true.  You don't want to disappoint them-

Valerie:

Leaf:

Leaf: I mean you don't want to disappoint them or hype them up to much.  That's what I meant.

Valerie: *sarcastically* Nice save.

Okay then.. but Valerie, you still need to answer the question.

Valerie: I'll just say maybe.

Leaf: Good answer.

That's a good enough answer for me.  Of course, I know what the real answer is, but sorry guys, I'm not telling you.  Now, Valerie, what would you like to reveal?

Valerie: Well um... this one's hard.  Obviously, I come from the future; Leaf does too.  We both weren't alive now.. well technically... er, it's complicated.  But basically I know everything that happens in the story.  If you're wondering.. the 'ending' of the story happened about a month ago for me.

Valerie: *sniffle*

Leaf: Are you okay?

Valerie: ... I will be.  I..If you're wondering how Leaf and I got here, I have special powers that allow me to travel throughout time.

I think that more than covers your little reveal.  Would you like to say anything, Leaf, while you're here?

Leaf: Sure!  Ummm.... Red's a good boyfriend.

Valerie: You two are so cute, you love that man too much.

Leaf: So what if I do?  You love A-

Valerie: Sh-Shut up.  And please don't, Leaf...

Leaf: Right, my bad.  Sorry...

Valerie: It's alright.

Well, I think that's about it for this Q&A.  Thank you four for coming!

Tikki: My pleasure!

Plagg: Sure.

Valerie: You're welcome!  It's about time I go anyway, my parents are coming over for lunch.

Leaf: I wasn't invited, but thanks for having me!

No problem, Leaf.

Well, I hope you guys out in the audience enjoyed this little Q&A!  I hope this gets you hyped up for both fanfics.  I'm publishing this on August 5th, meaning that one month from today, the first chapter of Hearts of Gods will be released.  The prologue part for that book will come out one week prior.

See you all later!  Stay tuned for more exciting stuff coming to my profile. ^^