So, Cindy_Ketchum tagged me recently, and I thought "Sure, why not.  I haven't updated my Random Book in a while, so it's probably a good idea to do that."  

And what do I find?

It seems that two certain someones have found their way on my book.. and they were in the middle of composing a chapter.  A... strange chapter.  Apparently Heliux was drunk or something (I don't know anymore) and he had this rant about the ship name I gave him and Layra?  They didn't finish adding it in but they were gonna publish the rant in full.  Like, it's long already, and there's more..?  Seriously guys..?

And yes, they originally called the chapter Hmph.  I just edited it a bit.

I know Layra chose that name, but it fits Heliux so perfectly.

Anyways...

It's not finished, but I'll include what they did finish below.  It's certainly... amusing.

ALRIGHT, TAG TIME NOW.  Heliux and Layra, I don't even know how you got here, but apparently someone requested them to do it (I'm looking at you, Cindy) so PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM-

Layra: What!?  It's funny.

Layra, what are you doing here?

Layra: I have my ways.  Besides, I'm here to help you do your tag.

You're here.. alone?

Layra: Heliux is busy attending to the comments of your other book, SK.  You know, where everyone is saying that we secretly have a child for some reason.. WE LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE A CHILD EVERYONE.

Jeez, okay, we get it.  But thanks for the help.  Umm.. but before we do that tag, may I ask you why you guys sneaked onto my book?

Layra: Someone requested us to.  Heliux didn't want me to so I went behind his back too.  But he caught me midway so I couldn't finish it.  

Who?

Layra: I don't snitch.

*sighs* Fine.  Roll the questions.

Layra: Should I ask the questions?

Well, I kinda have to answer them, so...

Layra: I GUESS you're right.  Anyway, question number one.  What's your favourite film?  

Umm... I don't really watch that many movies, so I can't really say I have a favourite one.

Layra: Favourite food?

Okay, I definitely have a favourite food, and it's moist, fudgy, warm, chocolate brownies.  Nothing beats that.  I could eat brownies for the rest of my life (ignoring the fact that they are definitely NOT healthy LOL).

Layra: Battery percentage..?  What does that even mean?

It means how much battery I have left on the device I'm using.

Layra: Oh, okay.. I think I get it.  

Well, I'm on my computer right now, so the battery percent is 100%.  That's only because the battery died so the laptop only works when it's plugged in- so it's always at 100%. (rip my laptop everyone)

Layra: Celebrity crush??  Ooh, do you have any juicy drama to share with us, SK?

*flustered* NO LAYRA, I don't.  Honestly I don't really have any celebrity crushes (also, refer to question one).  *mumbles* Besides, I've only ever had fictional crushes before and those aren't celebrities SO THERE.

Layra: TELL US.

NOO!!!!!!

Layra: Pretty please?

..

Layra: With a Cheri Berry on top?

..I'll pass.

Layra: *sighs* I deal with Heliux, so I know when someone isn't budging.  I guess I'll move on to the next question then: do you play a musical instrument?

Yep, I do!!  I think I mentioned this in a previous tag chapter but I am a senior-level pianist and I also play clarinet for school.  I enjoy both of them, but I love the piano more because there's more variety to what I can play.

Layra: Oh cool, I play piano too.

I know Layra.  I kind of created you.

Layra: So you knew that Heliux is a master violinist?

Heliux is a WHAT?

Layra: You heard me.

But but.. he's never played violin before!  At least he didn't in The Fairy's Cure..

Layra: Exactly.  What you wrote was only a small blip on the overall timeline of things.  Heliux is just really embarrassed and doesn't like to play in front of people that often.  But he's really good.

Well.. okay then.  We all learned something new today, everyone.  But we should probably move onto the next question now..

Layra: You're right, we've gone off-topic.  Next question then. *looks at question, snickers* Hey SK, do you like somebody??

I'm assuming you're referring to someone real.

Layra: Duh.  Or you could tell us about that fictional crush of yours.

I'M OVER IT BY NOW.  And yes, I used to like someone.  USED TO.

Layra: Well, that brings me to our next question.. did they like you back?

Lol, nope- the real person I mean.  He made it clear that he didn't really have any romantic interests.

Layra: Oh.. I'm sorry.

Don't be.  I have you and Heliux for my romance fuel.

Layra: ... >///<

Layra: ANYWAYS.  Next question, do you want to dye your hair another colour in the future?

Actually, no.  As boring it is I like my natural almost-black-but-really-brown hair colour.

Layra: Okay then.  Well, what's your lockscreen SK?  What even is a lockscreen?

It's something on a phone, it's what you see when you first turn on the phone.  Here it is here:

Yep, that's my lockscreen.

Layra: Looks cool.

Thanks!

Layra: Moving on, do you have a dream holiday destination?

Actually, I don't really.  My family and I travel pretty often- but I would maybe like to visit Europe one day, maybe the U.K. or France.  I don't know, though.

Layra: What about a favourite OTP.. oh boy, here we go.

I HAVE SO MANY OF THOSE!!!!!

Amourshipping
Fourthwheelshipping
Laserbladeshipping
Researchshipping / Jellowshipping (I like both ships for Lillie)
Burningleafshipping
Adrienette / Ladynoir / Ladrien / Marichat
DJWifi / Alya x Nino
Frans
Narumitsu
Soulspaceshipping
Auramoonshipping 
Silverwolf (One of my OC ships, but their book isn't published yet.  And yes, that's their names combined.  Make your guesses!)

Layra: Wow, that's a lot.

I know :D

Layra: Ahem.  Anyways, question number twelve.  Dogs or cats?

I don't really prefer either one over the other.

Layra: Fair enough.  What's your favourite.. 80's song?  What?

It's just a song that was published in the decade of the 1980's.  And I don't really have any- I do listen to some older music but none of them were released in the 80's.

Layra: Okay, last question.  What's your dream job?

I'm a year away from graduating high school, so I should know that by now.  I really want to become a software engineer, but the future is uncertain.  Things could change.

Layra: I'm sorry, I just lied to you.  This question really is the last one but it says just to tag five people.. so I didn't count it.

Fair enough.  Well, I'll tag five of you now:

XxMintyjazzxX
SynchroBeast
LittleSharkXD
Monokuma12369
Annular_Eclipse

Feel free to do it or not, I leave it up to you.

Well, that's all the tag questions.  Thanks for helping me, Layra.  If you want, I'll leave it up to you to finish the chapter.

Layra: No problem, and sure, if you want me to.

Alright, see you guys later!! *leaves*

Layra: SK's gone now, it's just me.  So here we go, this is what I could finish Cindy_Ketchum- SK won't know it was you who requested it, promise!  By the way, what I wrote below I wrote a couple weeks ago.  In terms of the story timeline, this took place before the twins were born.

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Hello readers.  You may not know me, but my name is Layra.  I'm from The Fairy's Cure, another book on SK's profile... which you should definitely read if you're a fan of Ash and Serena being a couple.  What's it called... oh right, Amourshipping.  Did I get that right?

Anyways, if you don't know me, I'm a fairy.  I won't go into details but I have long, wavy black hair, purple eyes, and purple clothes, dark purple wings.  I love me some purple.  I don't know why I'm saying this, maybe for visualization?  I don't know.

Ahem.

So a little over a week ago, me and my boyfriend Heliux (he is also a fairy) were helping SK edit the book's (The Fairy's Cure) glossary... basically a part she put together that lots of important info for the story.  The both of us had been partying beforehand, so naturally we had both been drinking.  I'm used to alcohol... Heliux definitely does not tolerate it well.  And what I mean by that is he acts mostly normal, until somethings sets him off.  Then he goes BONKERS.  IT'S CRAZY!!!

Anyways we reach the end of a part where we notice that SK has created a ship name for us two.  Soulspaceshipping.  I like it, it pairs our two Elements together nicely.  

Haha.. oh my goodness, let me take a break so I can laugh.  Seriously.  One freaking thousand words this man typed out into that part on a rant about the name.  He liked it, don't get me wrong.  If you know Heliux you'd know that he has trouble expressing himself.. let's just say he expressed himself real good that night.  

I took it off that part (the glossary), but a certain someone (you know who you are) requested that I sneak behind SK's back to put it here.  I also had to sneak past Heliux's back... naturally when he was sober again he obviously did not want to be embarrassed.  Sorry Love, but this is too good to hide from the world.

Like I said... when something sets him off... boom.  

Hope your ready for 1K words of pure Heliux. :)

Layra: Yeah, Heliux DID NOT let me put in all 1K words.. haha.  Sorry!

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Today a great undoing has been done against me.

Why?

Layra and I have been given a relationship name.  Ship name?  I don't know anymore.  I DO NOT KNOW.

What is it?  SOULSPACESHIPPING.  It's so PERFECT.  It uses our respective Elements and ties them together in a way that is pleasing to the ear.  It is the best possible outcome of this gift.

AND I HATE IT.

I do not need a ship name.  What I need is a new bow, not a ship name.  My poor violin is suffering while I am also suffering.  I am a grown man.  I am a Minister.  I am a MINISTER DAMMIT

Who needs one of these things?  Does anyone really?  It is just a mere name.  Why do people desire them then?  Is it a good thing?  What do they really signify?  That Layra and I are a couple?  That we are in love?  People fall in love all the time, yet they do not get these special names.  

Special.  Are we special?  

Do I want to be special?

I AM A SPECIAL

I AM A SPECIAL MAN

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Layra seems to adore the name very much.  She brags about it to Ash and Serena sometimes.  She tells me that it signifies something deeper than on the surface.  Apparently because we have a supposed ship name, it means that others like us and support our relationship.  If that is to be the case, I am content.  We are only Ministers.  We are not the Leaders, nor were we meant to tell the main tale.  

That makes me.. very happy to discover that people like us.  I sometimes get told that I am not an amiable person.. to the people that have told me that, SCREW YOU.

Wait, I am sorry Your Lightness

And Layra

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It is a slight bit saddening.  The Leaders are preparing to start their own family, and while that is brilliant news, it hurts.  Layra and I have wanted that for who knows how long now, a child of our own.  It would be nice.  Okay, it would be more than nice.  However, we are immortal.. practically.  We are immortal.  Meaning, we have no Necklaces to pass on and therefore we have no Necklaces at all.  We physically cannot have a child.  

I will not lie, it will be hard seeing children around the Colony once again.

That being said, asjfdklllll I still am happy for Ash and Serena.

Hmph.

We hold the Elements of Spirits and Space.  We hold one of the biggest burdens of all.  Yet, we cannot get one of the few things we desire.

That is why Soulspaceshipping can sometimes ring a wrong tone in my ears.

Also.

WHY IS MY ELEMENT SECOND?

I know it is childish but really, why is second?  To me it would sound nicer if it was placed first.  Spacesoulshipping.

Actually, that doesn't sound as nice.  I change my mind.  BUT WHY WASN'T IT CONSIDERED!?

ALSO, I can make a few suggestio

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Layra: That was all I was able to get down.  Sorry!  Heliux saw me in the middle of typing and I'll just tell you he was definitely not pleased.

Layra: But reading some of the things he wrote, that touched a raw nerve.  I.. I need to take a break everyone... I'm sorry.  See you all later.