Why do I feel like I'm updating here basically every day?  Maybe because I am?

Hmmm...

Anyway, I got tagged by RED_THE_LEGEND and Mewtwo06.  Let's do this.

o_O

That's.. that's a lot of stuff.

I can't answer all this stuff by myself, this is sooo much stuff.

Ooh ooh ooh, I have an idea!!

LAYRA, HELIUX, GET OVER HERE.

Layra: Whaaaatttttttttt????????

Heliux: *sighing* And yet again, we are dragged into this hellhole of a book.

Ouch.  Anyway, I'm kind of over answering tag questions, from now on, you guys or some of my other OCs will answer questions.

Heliux: But... we're the only original characters that you have published...

Hopefully by the time I get tagged again, The Fairy's Poison will be out and the trio will be able to answer questions.

Layra: Trio?

August, Verity, and Valerie.

Layra: Okay, gotcha.

Heliux: But I don't want to answer questions!

Too bad.

Heliux: >:(

Layra: Well, I guess we'll start with number one.. a recent picture of me?

Heliux: Too bad everyone, we don't have one-

Layra: HEY!!!

Heliux: DELETE THAT AT ONCE!!

(He's back to yelling.. I think he's better.)  Nope.

Layra, what kind of dream did you just wake up from..?

Layra: N-N-N-N-None of your business. *insert blushing Layra here*

Uh huh. 

(I will totally display the full image at the end of the chapter!)

Heliux: What was that?

Nothing!

Heliux: Wait.  I was drooling!?  DISGUSTING!

You just called yourself disgusting.

Heliux: I AM AWARE.  This photo is embarrassing.

Well, the full image is more embarrassing for Layra.. but sure.

Heliux: *sighing* What's number two...

Layra: Two things we wish we could do..?

Soulspace: *look at each other*

Layra: Right the wrongs of our pasts.

Heliux: Go back on a decision we made.

Layra: Alright, done.  Number three...?

Heliux: Three sayings we have.  I don't really have a saying.

Layra: Yes, you do.  Three of them.

Heliux: ???

Layra: One, Hmph.  Two, I do not have a child.  Three, I am simply one magical Minister.

Heliux: I do not say that last one... often.  Hmph.

Layra: ... you're proving my point. :)

Heliux: ... Damn you.  Let's move on, shall we?

Layra: Sure, Love.  Number four is four books we recommend on Wattpad... okay, so we don't really read books on Wattpad, because we're in books on Wattpad.  

Heliux: Just check SK's library.  Pick some books from there.

Layra: Ooh ooh ooh, I know!!  Pokeshorts by -SunkissedCinnamon-.

Heliux: Ah yes.  Ms. Rose certainly writes outstandingly well.

Layra: You know she's gonna read this right?  Like she'll see your compliment?

Heliux: That is my point.  She deserves more praise.

Layra: You're sweet.  

Heliux: *blushing* I-I know.  Oh, and another good book is The Selection by Annular_Eclipse, SK's sister I believe.  It's a twist on another series that is called Miraculous Ladybug?  I think that is what it is called.

Layra: Yeah, that's right.  She's a great writer!!!!!  Oh.. here's another one.  Okay, I'm a bit biased by saying this, but read The Fairy's Cure 2 by LittleSharkXD right now everyone.  He was kind enough to find inspiration from our story- well not ours, but you get the point- to write his own!!  Heliux and I are in it, and so are our Leaders.  GO.  READ.  IT.

Heliux: Don't force them.

Layra: I'm not.  I'm just... forcefully suggesting it.

Heliux: ... alright then.  For the final book, this is more something SK likes, which is The Pokeband by Turtwig19.  She's told me countless times about how it's a wonderful Amourshipping book, and that she's loving the sequel that's out now too.  SK, stop badgering me.

*a pause*

Layra: Is she gone?

Heliux: How could SK leave?

Layra: I have no idea.  Oh well.  We can do anything we want I guess.  But I guess that's our four book recommendations.

Heliux: Number five says we need to state five things we cannot live without.

Soulspace: EACH OTHER.

Soulspace: O//////O

Layra: A-Anyway.. um, I guess the literal answer to this question is our jewels.  The ones that we wear all the time.

Heliux: Hey, they didn't know that!!  Don't go saying it now!!

Layra: Oops.

Heliux: *sighing* It's fine.  My answer is coffee.  It help keeps me sane while I deal with insolent fairies.

Layra: I wouldn't be able to live without magic either.  It help keeps things not boring.  Believe me, if you've lived for as long as I have, the days start to feel the same.  Magic helps to mix things up.

Heliux: I would also say change to answer this question.  No, not pocket money.  Over time, you'd be surprise how drastically things change.  It's a good thing, even if some people cannot cope with it.

Layra: Love, you're one of those people.

Heliux: No I'm not.

Layra: ...

Heliux: Change signifies that the universe is still alive, and evolving.  I know it will continue to do so until Arceus comes to us on the final day.

Layra: I wonder when that day will come?

Heliux: I have no idea.  Is that five, Dear?

Layra: *nods* I believe so.  What's question six?

Heliux: Six songs you are quote-on-quote "addicted" to.

Layra: *sighs* The songs that we like technically do not exist for you guys...

Heliux: I know, let's just sneak onto YouTube.  SK should still be logged in.  Just pick the six last songs in her video history.

Layra: Good idea!!

Layra: Okay, I'll just insert them here...

Heliux: Why does SK listen to so much Japanese music?

Layra: She doesn't even speak Japanese.  And Love, I believe that these are all Vocaloid songs.

Heliux: The hell is Vocaloid?

Layra: They're computer-generated singers.  You know, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin and Len, MEIKO, KAITO, Megurine Luka, GUMI, Camui Gakupo, Lily, IA, MAYU-

Heliux: OKAY STOP.  I get it.  But computer-generated?  They sound so real.

Layra: I know, right?

Heliux: Anyway, as a side note, that last one reminds me of one of the Queen's Tests.

Layra: Oh right, the Tower that challengers must pass through... why is it so similar to this song?

Heliux: ... I have a feeling that I know where SK got inspiration for that brutal test from.

Layra: THANKS FOR NOTHING, SK.  HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.  YOU'VE KILLED FAIRIES.

Heliux: She's already done that.

Layra: Oh yeah, Gladion... and Rin.  And Brock.

Heliux: STOP KILLING US!!

Layra: Heliux, we both know what's going to happen in the sequel.  That's not happening any time soon.

Heliux: T_T I know.  Let's move on, shall we?

Layra: Sure.  Question seven... we have to list seven fears and phobias.

Heliux: My fear of death.

Layra: Love...

Heliux: Not my own.  Everyone else's.  I've seen billions, trillions die.  It has taken a toll on me.

Layra: Me too.

Heliux: I also have a fear of ALL OF YOU PEOPLE.

Layra: *laughing*

Heliux: BOTH HERE AND ON THAT HELLHOLE YOU CALL DISCORD.  By the way Layra, SK's Discord profile picture is you.

Layra: It's WHAT?

Layra: Should I.. feel flattered..?

Heliux: *shrugging* I suppose so.

Layra: Um, thank you SK!  Even though you're not here..

Layra: I, um, have a fear of fire.  It's because... well, it's the past.  

Heliux: I have a fear of guillotines.  

Layra: I fear lies.

Heliux: I fear change.

Soulspace: ...

Layra: ... is that seven?

Heliux: That is six, I believe.

Layra: FUCK.  Umm.. I fear.. hmm..

Heliux: I fear that we made the worst decision of our lives three years ago.

Layra: *sullen* I fear that too.

*a pause*

Layra: Let's move on..

Heliux: Right.  Number eight.. eight things that annoy us.

Layra: This is an easy one for you!

Heliux: OH, DEFINITELY.

Heliux: One, fairies who talk back to me.  Two, fairies who break rules.  Three, people squealing about Layra and I being an adorable couple.  Four, people who think I have a child.  Five, -SunkissedCinnamon-.  Six, when people see through my lies.  Seven, when someone diminishes Layra's feelings.  Eight, getting my jabot wet.  Nine-

Layra: We only need eight things, Love.

Heliux: .. oh.

Layra: *giggling* Number nine says that we have to say nine things we do every day.  Well, since you basically answered that last one by yourself, how about I take this one, Love?

Heliux: Works for me.

Layra: Well, my day starts early.  I wake up, take a shower, then have breakfast with Heliux.  Then, we both go to the Leaders and Advisors for a morning meeting and discuss what needs to be done during the day.  Usually things like training new fairies, visiting the Queen, Initiating fairies, taking care of our daily stuff like making sure everyone's souls are healthy and that the planets are all working fine, that sort of stuff.  Then we have lunch, and usually in the afternoon we try and relax by ourselves.  In the evening, there's usually partying going on, even we aren't celebrating anything, so the atmosphere's happy and we go along with it.  We have dinner and although I can stay up pretty late, Heliux can't, so we leave early.  Even though we have separate rooms we usually like to stay together, so we switch rooms nightly.  It sounds repetitive, but somehow every day turns out to be different.

Layra: Is that nine?

Heliux: That's a lot more than nine.

Layra: Oh.. oops. *chuckles*

Heliux: Let's see numbe ten.  

Layra: Ten random things about us?

Heliux: Let's each say five.

Layra: Okay.  Wait, do you think we can say things the readers already know about us?  Like our Elements?

Heliux: I don't think so, but seeing as SK isn't here, we can-

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT!?!?

Heliux: Goddammit.

Layra: What?

After waiting for THREE FUCKING HOURS IN THE HEAT I passed my test and got my learner's permit!

Layra: Permit for what?

DRIVING!!!!!!!!

Layra: Oh!  Good job SK!!  We're proud of you. *nudges Heliux* Right?

Heliux: Oh- yes.  What a fantastic accomplishment for you.

I know.. I'm happy I passed.  What were you guys up to while I was gone?

Heliux: Doing your work.

I thought it'd be fun for you guys to answer the questions.  Are you done?

Layra: We're on the last one.

Oh, okay... lemme see what it is... only say things the readers don't know.  It'll make it more fun.

Heliux: *swearing like a sailor under his breath*

Layra: *trying not to laugh* I guess I'll start.  I have.. well, had an older sister.

Heliux: I was an only child.

Layra: I can sing.

Heliux: I can play flute, and also violin; but I assume that you folk know about the latter.

Why not reveal to them something about your pasts?  If you'd like to.

Layra: Do you-

Heliux: AHEM, SPOILER TERRITORY!  

Layra: Maybe just one little thing?

Heliux: ... Fine.

Layra: I was an assassin, a very good one to be exact.

Heliux: I was a prince.

Layra: Oh right, I almost forgot about that!

Heliux: *stone-faced*

Layra: I guess another fact about me is that I burned down my town.

Heliux: *in a mocking tone* Oh right, I almost forgot about that!

Layra: HEY.

Heliux: *sly smile* I couldn't resist, my sweet songbird. *yawns*

Layra: *yawns*

*yawns* Fuck contagious yawns.  Another reminder as to why I should not be writing at 11:42 PM.. but I can't fucking sleep.  

Heliux: I also got to watch someone burn.  My mother.

Layra: Love, I know it still hurts, but please don't say it like that.

Heliux: ...

Heliux: SK, are we done talking about this?

Yes yes of course.  Sorry guys..

Layra: It's alright.

Heliux: We each need to reveal one more thing, correct?  I'll just say that I can cook.

Layra: Heliux and I may be parents.

Heliux: fjalsdkjfklsajflksjf WHAT

Layra: Well we might be parents.  I didn't say we were, or we weren't.

Heliux: People are gonna give us, more specifically ME, hell for your statement..

Layra: I like seeing their comments. :D

Heliux: *disgusted expression* >:/

Heliux: Wait, is that it?  Are we done?

Yes.

Heliux: FREEDOM.

Layra: Now we know how you feel every single time you do these, SK.

Yes.  Although I admit that this one was a pretty big one.

Layra: And it was shared between two people..

Heliux: Now I'd appreciate it if you could let us go to sleep because you need to sleep SK and Layra and I need our sleep because Layra and I have a very important meeting with Her Majesty bright and early tomorrow to discuss matters that do not concern you and I always need to be alert when I'm around her and her crazy friends because they like to prod Layra and I but specifically me about personal matters which sound concerning to the common ear but they are really not such and I need to be able to lie but I have been told many times that I am not able to do so but I shall have a chance only if I am able to get my proper sleep which at this point probably will not happen because it is now midnight and I need to be awake by five tomorrow morning so I can prepare because Ash loves to sleep in-

Heliux: *gasping for breath*

Layra: He gets like this when he's tired.  Love, you need to go to bed. *yawns* We both do.  Bye, SK!

Heliux: Good night.

Night you two.  Have fun with the Queen tomorrow!

Heliux: *sighs*

Layra: WE WILL!!

*both leave*

..

As promised..

Without the little funny part in the middle..

Is it me or does Heliux look very.. um... attractive here?

This is the same man that rages about books being on the wrong shelves.

I kid you not.

BTW if you didn't know what this image is supposed to be, this is Layra's dream.  The middle panel is when she wakes up in the middle of the night and has a blush attack while Heliux sleeps beside her.

Layra: Oh, SK, I forgot-

Layra: ... 

Layra: Time to die, SK~~!! (*⌒▽⌒*)θ～♪

Layra: *blushing while looking at Heliux* Goddammit.. that expression..

I know.  It got me too.  (I seriously have a problem).  What'd you need Layra..?

Layra: I'll tell you tomorrow.  Night. *leaves*

*a second later*

Heliux: Layra told me not to come back, which is usually when she likes to hide things, so-

Heliux: ...

Heliux: *blushing intensely* This.. this is what my songbird dreams about..?

Heliux: *emotions: unable to compute*

Hehe, this is funny.

OH SHIT WE FORGOT TO TAG PEOPLE

UMMM

SO.. because I want to give everyone a break, if you want to do this tag then do it, and if you don't want to then don't do it.

:)

Anyway it really is midnight now, so I'm going to sleep.  Bye everyone!!

Heliux: *having an emotional stroke*