mary: now you need to settle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's

janey: We'Re gOiNg tO McDoNaLd'S If i dOn't dO mY WoRk

mary, chuckling: no-

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mezza: hey bess, 1920 called, they want their clothes back

bess: hey mez, 1587 called, you're beheaded and had wasted your time on earth

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valois: THE FLOOR IS CERTIAN DEATH!

janey: *doesn't move*

ed: sits on the floor

bess: lays on the floor

mezza: *with the force of a thousand suns, yeets herself into the floor*

valois: wel i- dammit guys, this was supposed to be funny

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anne: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING

bess: well you told me to get my grades up

anne:...

anne: i did say that, lEt mE SeE Em

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mezza: bessie?

bess: yes satan?

bess: oh sorry, you sounded like someone else

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mary: HAHAHA BURN YOU SINFUL PROTESTANTS, HAHAHA BURN-

bess: *flicks light switch*

mary: *burning LEGO people at the stove*

bess:

bess: who gave mary matches?