edward: *peacfully reading his latin book*

mezza from downstairs: I HATE YOU

bess: OH? WELL NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

mary, calmly: mezza, give bess her 200$ back, you landed on her property

mezza: NO! SHE'S IN JAIL, I'M NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL *turns around and crosses arms*

bess: THATS NOT HOW YOU *large inhale* PLaAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAaAAAaAY

janey: mary, why is bessie screaming-

mary: SHUT THE FUCK UP JANEY YOU DON'T GET TO SAY ANYTHING AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD

bess: I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOORN!

mary, crying: ME TOO, DO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

mezza: eeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH