edward: hey mom can i go to this party

mary: pfffff there's no way shes gonna let him go

bess: i know ri-

jane: uh yeah, i guess thats fine

roy: WHAT?!?!?

bess:THAT IS SO UNFAIR

mary: YOU NEVER LET US GO TO PARTIES AT HIS AGE

jane: uh well i changed my mind

mary: IM 22 AND YOU STILL WONT LET ME GO ANYWHERE

jane: its not that big of a deal.

edward: >:D

roy: this house is horse shit-