janie: why cant you tell our family about you and elisabeth?

edward: because bess and mary wont care

edward: and mum will never shut up about it and then eventually roy will find out

janie: whats wrong with roy finding out?

edward: *flash back to when roy chased tatiana around with a frying pan*

edward: hEs tHe rEaSoN My lOvE LiFe iT DEAd!