"We're having company over again?" You reiterated for your Master. Master Sans had come to you while you were sweeping the walkway with the news that you were going to have visitors over once again for just a few days. You heart momentarily skipped a beat as you wondered if maybe it would be Yellow and Mr. Green again.

But as you opened your mouth to ask about it, Master Sans seemed to read your mind. "it won't be yellow or green again."

"Oh." Master Sans seemed discomforted by the audible disappointment in your voice. "I see. Who will it be this time, Master Sans?"

"two... 'relatives' again."

You looked to the side, "You have a lot of relatives, Master Sans."

"doesn't everybody?"

"I guess. Are they both boys, again?"

Master Sans looked at you in confusion, "yeah?"

You shuffled your feet, your curiosity keeping you from refraining your questions. "Are all skeleton monsters boys?"

Master Sans choked down a laugh, covering his mouth to keep his laughter muffled.

"Well, I mean!" You felt your face heat up, "I haven't met a single girl skeleton! And I've met eight of you, soon to be ten! You'd think I'd meet at least one female skeleton by now..."

"hehehehheh, yeah i dunno kid. probably." Master Sans shrugged, his grin wide.

"You mean, you haven't met one either?" You questioned, "But what about your mom?"

"didn't have one." His answer left you with more questions, but he decided to move on before you could ask them. "anyway, so the two that will be coming over today, well, they're not the most compassionate of the bunch."

You tilted your head, your interest peaking.

"you see, kid, they used to live with us too. but, uh, one of them did something not so great, so we kicked them out. they still visit from time to time, though, as you can tell."

"What did he do?" You asked.

Master Sans gave you a knowing smile, kindly telling you you needed to drop it.

"My Apologies." You said, feeling nosey. "But what are these two like?"

"well," Master Sans started to sweat. "they're very... assertive?"

"Oh geez, are they like Master Black and Master Red?"

"yeah, quite a bit."

You inwardly died a bit inside. One you could handle, two was too much, and four? You weren't going to be able to survive.

"That's, uhm..." You couldn't think of a nice adjective to say. "...a thing."

"you'll be fine, kid." Master Sans reassured. "but i do have to warn you, these two... aren't as easily subdued as edge and red."

"What do you mean?"

"well," Master Sans pondered. "for one, you can't threaten them with me. if they try to hurt you, don't waste your breath saying you'll scream, just do it. they won't stop unless i'm there, so be prepared for that."

"..." You stared at your Master. "Can I, uh, take the next few days off? Maybe hide in the basement or something?"

"relax, kid. i'll keep ya safe."

"Uh-huh." You weren't willing to stake your life on that.

"look," Master Sans closed his eyes. "i'm not saying they're a piece of cake, but they're not the worse that's out there. just give them what they want and they'll chill out around you. you'll be fine."

"Alright, Master." You gave way.

"another thing." Master Sans stuffed his hands in his pockets, "remember, they don't pay you, so you don't belong to them. if the shorter one tries to convince you otherwise and make you do things, don't let him. you don't have to do anything for either of them if you don't want to."

You exhaled in relief. At least you could say no to these two. "Understood, Master Sans."

"good." Master Sans said, "they should be here later, maybe in the afternoon. just be ready, maybe get some snacks prepared around noon."

"Of course, Master." You replied.

"alright, i'll be upstairs if they come by early." And on that note, Master Sans was gone.

You sighed as you went back to your sweeping. You let your imagination drift, coming up with what the two visitors could be like. For sure, considering past experience, one was going to like a certain condiment and one was going to like puzzles. You found that those two thing were a recurring theme among you Masters and their relatives. Well, that, and it was always a pair of brothers.

A small while past, when finally your sweeping led you to the foyer. Startling your thoughts, there came a long drawn out knock from the door. Your visitors were already here! But it wasn't even noon yet?

Should you open it? But what if they didn't know you, a human, worked there? They could get the wrong idea and attack you, it had happened before. Then you should go get Master Sans, right? But what if you take too long trying to find him in this ridiculously huge and extravagant house, and then Master Sans gets mad at you for making the guests wait too long?

You stared at the door, unsure of what to do, until a series of repetitive and impatient knocks followed. Realizing that they were probably very impatient, you decided to open the door.

"Hello?" You said, opening the door.

"well, took you long- !" As you looked up at the gruff and dark voice, what you saw might've been terrifying enough to rival Master Black's dark demeanor. A tall skeleton in a purple jacket with a gold tooth looked down at you, shocked. Obviously, he was not expecting a human to open the door.

But before you could say another word, an array of sharp, purple bones shot up from behind you, inches from your back. The tall skeleton snapped his fingers, and another set of bones darted up too close for comfort to your neck.

"I-" Cutting you off, a bone as sharp as a blade extended closer to your neck.

"not another word, human." The taller skeleton purred.

Welp, 5 seconds in and you were already in a life threatening situation.

"A HUMAN?!" Suddenly, a shorter, yet more extravagantly dressed, skeleton appeared from behind the taller one. This one had a more magenta color on his excessive clothes, compared to the dusty purple of the other's jacket. "HERE?! WHY!"

"i dunno, m'lord." M'lord? What an interesting name to call your brother. "it just opened the door."

"HOW INTRIGUING! WE SHOULD KILL IT."

Whoa there, slow down.

"kill it? so soon?" So soon? How about never. "m'lord, wouldn't you rather have some fun with it?"

"FUN?! KILLING IT IS FUN!"

"but m'lord..." The taller one's eyelights scrolled your body in a way that made you want to run for the hills. "what if we play with it first, then kill the human?"

"What if we don't kill the human?"

"IT SPEAKS!" The shorter skeleton exclaimed, pushing his brother out of the way and getting inches away from your face. "MOST HUMANS JUST SCREAM AROUND ME, MOST LIKELY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CONTAIN THEIR ADMIRATION AND TERROR."

"That's... interesting to hear."

The shorter skeleton beamed at your attention, "OF COURSE IT IS! I'M AN INTERESTING PERSON! YOU ARE LUCKY TO MEET SOMEONE AS GREAT AS I BEFORE YOUR DEATH!"

"m-m'lord, maybe we should-"

"SILENCE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING TO THE HUMAN!" The shorter skeleton shook his head, "TCH. NO RESPECT! ANYWAY, SINCE YOU ARE ABLE TO SPEAK, UNLIKE THE OTHER HUMANS I'VE MET, I'LL GRACIOUSLY GRANT YOU YOUR LAST WORDS!"

"Oh, thank you."

"YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, HUMAN!" The shorter skeleton smirked, as if he just performed an act of charity.

"it's taking this surprisingly well."

"I KNOW! SUCH MANNERS, AND IT'S EVEN HUMAN! MAYBE YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO, PAPY." The smaller one growled, before turning back to you. "WELL, GO AHEAD. I'M MILDLY CURIOUS TO HEAR THEM."

You turned around and screamed, "MASTER SANS!!!"

"M-MASTER SANS?!" The smaller skeleton turned to the taller one. "WHY IS THE HUMAN CALLING FOR SANS? OR, BETTER YET, WHY IS IT CALLING HIM MASTER?!"

"that explains the maid outfit." The taller skeleton's eye(sockets?) never left your body as he licked his teeth.

Only a second passed by before Master Sans was right behind you. "whoa, whoa! fell! put the bones away! she's just our maid, she's not a threat!" You guessed that Fell was the taller of the two.

The two visitors blinked, before the shorter spoke up. "YOU KEPT A HUMAN?!"

"not a bad idea..." The taller shoved his hands in his pockets, the bones disappearing. "i wouldn't mind having one."

Master Sans looked uncomfortable, obviously not liking the idea that the taller skeleton approved of his actions. "well, uh, 'kept' is kind of a weird word for it. let's take this to the living room. y/n, could you get us some snacks."

"Of course, Master." Like you didn't almost just get skewered with a bone. Though, you were unphased by it, regardless. These kinda things were basically the norm now.

The two skeleton brothers looked at you with awe like they had just heard that they were getting twice as many presents for the holidays. The shorter of the two put his arms together as magenta-colored stars formed in his eyes.

"I WANT ONE!"

Okay, you did not like how the two were looking at you, time to leave. You quickly left the room to the kitchen as you started to prepare the snacks.

As you pulled out an assortment of pre made pastries from the fridge (a necessity that you always kept on hand per Master Blue's request), you started to hear more commotion coming from the living room. The number of additional voices and increasing volume told you that your other Masters seemed to have joined the two new visitors.

Finishing up the platter, you made your way to the living room, where you were greeted with seven piercing glances, Master Papyrus' wonderfully welcoming expression —as usual—, and the thick, revolting scent of smoke in the air.

"I've brought pastries, Masters."

"YOU CAN'T HAVE OUR MAID!" Master Blue jumped to his feet.

Obviously, you walked in on a conversation you really wish you hadn't.

"PASTRIES?" The shorter of the two new visitors seemed enraptured with you at the moment, making you slightly uncomfortable. "HOW DELIGHTFUL!" The shorter turned to 'Fell' and said, "HAVING A HUMAN WITH QUALITY TASTES IS NECESSARY, AND YOU JUST DON'T SEE THAT IN HUMANS OFTEN!"

"i think having a human that has a quality taste is more important, m'lord." Fell blew a puff of smoke into the air. So that's where that was coming from.

"HAVE SOME DECENCY!" The shorter visitor scowled.

"Uhm."

"you can set those down over here, y/n." Master Sans looked exhausted from the bickering.

"Of course, Master."

"AND SO POLITE!" The smaller skeleton gushed. "AND OBEDIENT!"

"PLEASE," Master Black leaned back. "THE SLAVE IS ABOUT AS OBEDIENT AS A TEMPERAMENTAL CHILD."

Look who's talking.

"PAPY, I WANT HER!" The small skeleton turned toward his brother. "GET HER FOR ME!"

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" Master Blue huffed.

"you can't just decide you want our maid." Master Orange growled.

"m'lord..." Fell looked to the others around him. "are you sure you want this one? i can get you any other human you want when we get back-"

"I DON'T WANT ANY TOKEN HUMAN, I WANT THIS ONE!" The smaller skeleton burned. "HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY DECISION MAKING?!"

"m-my apologies, m'lord!" The taller skeleton looked away, nervously.

You tilted your head. You couldn't see why Mr. Fell would be so accommodating to the smaller of the two, despite his obvious mistreatment. While with Master Red and Master Black it made at least a little sense, considering Master Black was so much taller and more frightening than Master Red (and, to be honest, Master Red had always been more on the submissive side, despite his obvious coarse tendencies), but this new and small visitor just seemed to be like an adamant child. Yet, Mr. Fell seemed to bend to his every will.

You smelled a backstory amidst these two, and backstory-meddling was what you did best, afterall.

"great," Master Red grumbled only loud enough for others close around him to hear. "gotta keep the brat happy or else he'll throw a temper tantrum." Master Black snickered next to him.

Look who's talking.

"GOOD." The smaller skeleton crossed his arms. "NOW MAKE SURE SHE'S MINE!"

Fell looked to you, "how much?"

"I'm sorry?"

"how much do you want for working for us?"

"HAH!" Master Blue crossed his arms. "SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW! AS IF OUR MAID WOULD JUST THROW LOYALTY OUT THE WINDOW AND-!"

You scribbled numbers down on a piece of paper and handed it to Mr. Fell. "I want this much sent to this address monthly, and then this much for my own allowance weekly."

The smaller skeleton seemed victorious over your immediate compliance, while the rest of your Masters looked to you in awe.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Master Black boomed.

"literally just wave money in front of you and your out?" Master Orange said, slightly irritated.

"Yes." You agreed. "100%."

"DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING, MS. Y/N?!" Master Papyrus voice cracked.

"If they can pay the amount."

"EASILY DONE! MWAHAHA!" The shorter skeleton chimed, "TO START, HUMAN, YOU MUST CALL ME MASTER-!"

"m'lord, we can't pay this."

"WHAT?!" The smaller skeleton erupted.

"it's simply too much-"

"SILENCE!" The short visitor grabbed the piece of paper from Mr. Fell's hands, "IF YOU DARE REFUSE THIS FROM ME, SO HELP ME! I WILL BE THE JUDGE OF WHETHER OR NOT WE CAN-! ... DEAR QUEEN TORIEL, THAT IS A LOT OF ZEROS."

Master Sans shrugged, "what? you think we got this maid by being cheap?"

"... FINE." Everyone in the room seemed to audibly sigh that that conflict was finally solved. A little too early. "I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO MAKE HER MINE THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER ALONE! THEN, I WON'T HAVE TO PAY HER ANYTHING AT ALL! MWAHAHAHA!" The smaller skeleton grabbed you by the wrists, saying, "HUMAN! YOU ARE NOW MINE! YOU SHALL CALL ME MASTER... UH, WHAT COLORS ARE LEFT?"

You Masters all counted off the colors in their head, before Master Papyrus mused, "INDIGO AND PURPLE!"

"SERIOUSLY? ALRIGHT, WHATEVER. CALL ME MASTER INDIGO!!"

Alright, this was a bit much. "I'm not going to do that."

Mr. Indigo's grip tightened around your wrist, becoming slightly painful. "WHAT?!"

"My apologies, Mr. Indigo, but no."

Mr. Indigo clenched his teeth together as his grip tightened even further, making it obvious this monster did not hear the word 'no' often.

"m'lord..." Fell pointed to the others around the room while blowing another puff of smoke from his cigarette, all of which that were showing visible signs of either frustration, defensiveness, or dismay.

Mr. Indigo seemed conflicted, not wanting to give up so easily, but eventually resigned. "FINE! YOU SAY THAT NOW... BUT BY THE END OF OUR VISIT, I WILL HAVE YOU BEGGING FOR ME TO TAKE YOU!! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

This guy was not very good at making friends.

Mr. Indigo let you go, sitting back down next to his brother who blew yet another puff of smoke.

"i guess that means you can call me purple." Mr. Fell, or now Mr. Purple, casually said.

"It's a pleasure to meet you two." You lied. "My name is Ms. Y/n. Feel free to ask me for anything you need."

"I NEED YOU TO BELONG TO ME!"

"Feel free to ask me for anything you need within reason."

"DRAT... SO CLOSE!"

You heard Master Red whispering to Master Orange behind you, "how long are these two going to be here again?"

"they're worse than the g bros." Master Orange and Master Red snickered.

"great, we all know eachother now. y/n, why don't you take their things up to their rooms for them and show them their rooms?" Master Sans said.

"Of course, Master Sans." You said, turning to pick up their bags while Mr. Indigo squealed in excitement.

"I-I CAN GET THAT FOR YOU, MS. Y/N!" Master Blue immediately jumped up picked up the bags.

"Oh, thank you, Master Blue." You smiled at his willingness to help. "But I can get these, it's no problem."

"I INSIST!"

"SHE SAID IT'S NO PROBLEM, SUGAR SCUM." You heard Mr. Indigo growl.

"AND IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME EITHER!" Master Blue hissed. "B-BESIDES, I NEED MS. Y/N TO... TO GET ME SOME PASTRIES!"

"Master Blue, there are some on the table."

Master Blue paled at his mistake. "I-I, UH-!"

"I promise I won't be long, Master Blue." You said, taking the bags. "You two can follow me upstairs."

You saw Mr. Indigo stick his tongue out at a defeated Master Blue as you left the room to show your visitors where they would be staying. Once you reached the top of the long main staircase, you made your way to the 7th and 8th door of the second floor.

Opening the door to the 7th room, you set down the considerably large and heavy bag, saying, "This is where you will be staying, Mr. Indigo."

"MASTER INDIGO!"

"Mr. Indigo."

"GGGRRRRRR, HUMAN!" Mr. Indigo's eyes glowed, "MUST I TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR YOUR DISOBEDIENCE?!"

"MASTER SA-!" Mr. Purple clamped a hand over your mouth, preventing your screams.

"m'lord, might i suggest waiting until the others aren't so wary before you play with the human?"

"HMMM, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. FOR ONCE." Mr. Indigo turned to his quarters. "VERY WELL, HUMAN! YOU GOT AWAY THIS TIME, BUT DON'T THINK YOU'VE ESCAPED ME YET! MWAHAHA!" And he slammed the door.

You moved Mr. Purple's hand away from your mouth, "Engaging little skeleton, isn't he?"

Mr. Purple seemed surprised by your casual remark, but smiled at it anyway, "heh. yeah. he's pretty cool."

Pretty cool? If by coolness he meant boiling temperatures of intensity, then yes. Indigo was cool.

You picked up the lighter, more worn down bag and opened the 8th door. "This is where you will be staying, Mr. Purple."

"cheeky." Mr. Purple looked into the room with disinterest. "where do you sleep, honey?"

You didn't like how degrading the term felt. "I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with you knowing that."

"heheh, come on. i won't tell raspberry."

Raspberry? Well, Indigo did look like Master Blue a little bit. If Master Blue went through a Hot Topic phase.

You gave Mr. Purple a knowing smile, before saying, "Oh, Mr. Purple-"

"purple's fine, sweetheart."

"Purple, there's no smoking in the house, if you wouldn't mind."

"hmm?" Purple's eyelights looked over you for a second. He took a breath from his cigarette, before leaning down patronizingly slow to your level and blowing a long train of smoke right into your face. Because why be a bit of a jerk when you can go FULL ON jackwagon. "what did you say?"

After the smoke had past, you smiled condescendingly toward the arrogant skeleton. You didn't care what he did, you weren't letting him break the only rule you could enforce. Looking him in straight in the eye(sockets?), you put out his cigarette with your bare fingers. And OUCH THAT REALLY HURT but it didn't hurt enough to break your resolve. Because who shows pain when you can show radness.

"I said, there's no smoking in the house." Ya dingus.

It seemed as though your now-burnt fingers did not get fried in vain, because Purple looked at you with awe before he started to laugh.

"hahaheheheh, well you could've just asked, cupcake. heheh."

These skeletons were going to be the death of you.

"If there's anything else you need-"

"you think you can get me some barbeque sauce?"

You blinked, "Well, there's no need to have any restraint about it."

Purple laughed at your lack of a filter, but when he doesn't pay you and your Masters don't like him, you get to say what you wish.

"I'll be back with your condiment, Purple." You turned.

"do me a favor and don't take too long."

---

The next few days went along similar lines.

Your Masters were all very grumpy, even Master Papyrus. But you were grumpy as well, so you didn't blame them. Almost completely opposite of Mr. Green and Yellow, Mr. Indigo and Purple tore up the house with their shenanigans —making it so very hard to clean—, destroyed the pantry while also making it empty, and also somehow managed to take up all of your time while doing so.

Mr. Indigo followed you everywhere. Everywhere! When you tried to use the restroom, he tried to go in with you until you eventually got Master Sans help in keeping him out! As you would clean, he'd bombarded you with stories of how great he was and all of his many accomplishments as second in command from the royal guard. Most of which were his stories of murdering small children as they fell into the underground. He'd also spend any time he could trying to force and/or convince you to be his own personal maid. At one point, he tried to bribe you with candy, and was flabbergasted when it didn't work.

Overtime, you had learned how spoiled Mr. Indigo really was. Before, you had thought Master Blue was a little spoon-fed, but, after meeting Indigo, Master Blue was the essence of self reliance! Mr. Indigo would get Purple and you to do everything for him that required the least bit of uncomfortableness. This, in turn, made Indigo the object of hate among your other Masters. Master Black and Master Red both regarded him with no respect, while Master Blue seemed to be constantly trying to compete with him. Master Sans and Master Orange both ignored him as best they can, and Master Papyrus just seemed to be slightly uncomfortable around him.

Though, Mr. Indigo says that the only reason they don't like him is because they're jealous of his greatness. Afterall, that's what Purple told him.

When you weren't attending to Mr. Indigo's constant need for attention, Purple seemed to be looming around you. He was, in very straight terms, super gross. He left his BBQ sauce bottles lying everywhere, his clothes were a mess and you were pretty sure he never washed them once, he reeked of smoke and BBQ sauce everywhere he went making it pretty obvious he smoked when you weren't around, and, most annoyingly, he'd drool around you any chance he had. At first, it just started out as long glances, which turned into long stares, which turned into straight up haven't-separated-my-eye(sockets?)-from-your-body-in-thirty-minutes-and-now-there's-a-pile-of-saliva-on-the-floor-that-you-have-to-clean-up.

Against your better judgement and your own disgust, you still brought up idle chatter with Purple when you could. After all, how else would you be able to find out why Purple calls Indigo 'M'Lord' or what happened to have them kicked out or why Indigo treats Purple so cruelly or why Purple was so physically revolting? With your other Masters, you had an eternity to found out their mess, but these guys only had a few days! And you weren't going to let them leave with your eternal curiosity forever burning in your soul! Unfortunately, Purple seemed to have that magic power Master Sans, Orange, and Red had of expertly avoiding questions while making horrid puns. But you weren't about to give up yet!

"You're leaving?"

Purple nodded, his hands stuffed in his pockets.

"Right now?"

Another nod.

"Dang." Your voice was only quasi trying to sound sad.

"that's it?"

"What would you like me to say?"

"nooo, purple! please don't leave! i love you!" Purple chuckled at his own joke.

"Nooo, Purple! Please don't leave! I love-!"

"you spend too much time being perfectly obedient, honey."

You shrugged, "It's my job."

"well, uh, i sent raspberry away to get some things ready before we leave. he likes to keep himself busy, like that." Purple started to edge toward you.

"Interesting."

"so we should be alone for the next few minutes or so..." Purple started to drool once again as he picked up your hand in his.

"Except the presence of six adult, fully capable skeletons downstairs, all of which who don't like you very much."

"you know, i'm surprised i didn't realize how... soft humans can be." Purple stepped a little too close to your bubble, so you took a step back.

"Purple, you're drooling again."

"am i?" A long, purple tongue dropped down on your hand, covering your skin in a thick purple ooze.

"MASTER S-!!"

A boney hand clamped over your mouth, "relax, i was only checking how you taste."

You moved his hand, "Well, don't do that anymore. It's really gross."

"heheheh, gross?"

"Yes. Extremely discomforting." You wiped your hand on your apron, hoping it wouldn't leave a purple stain.

"sorry, i guess i couldn't help myself... say..." Purple took another step towards you, "since i'll be leaving soon, why don't we-"

"I'm going to stop you right there."

"not interested?"

"In getting it on with you? No." You said bluntly.

Purple laughed, "are you sure? i can make it feel really nice for you."

"You're being gross again."

"heheheh, sorry about that, sweetie."

You looked to the ground for just a moment, before looking back up, slightly determined. "Do you want to know what I am interested in, though?"

"hmm?" You seemed to have caught his attention.

"You." You took a step towards him, your hands behind your back.

A faint purple rose to his cheekbones as he took a step back, "u-uhm, what do you mean, sweetheart?"

"You and your brother are very interesting, you know." You said, tilting your head. "I'm so curious... would you mind if I asked you a question?"

"oh," Purple cleared his throat. "sure, i'm an open book."

"Why did you two leave the household."

"..." A discomforted look crossed Purple's face. "heh. sans told me you liked to ask hard questions." Purple shrugged, "it's in the past, nothing too important."

"Please?" You asked, sincerely. "I promise I won't ask anything more."

Purple looked at you, before he resigned. "whatever. it doesn't matter to me." Purple closed his eyes, "a little while back, while we were still here, we had a... monster who took care of us. not like you, you seem to do everything here. kinda impressive, actually. but this monster made dinner for us and cleaned every once in awhile. she was kinda nice."

Your heart softened at the story, but you were still left with more questions. Who was this monster, and why hadn't the others spoke of her before?

"but, well, one day she did something that made raspberry not-so happy. in fact, made him a bit hysterical. he freaked, and she ended up hurt really bad. like really bad. sans was furious with him, so he kicked raspberry out. of course, i couldn't just let my baby bro wander the streets by himself, so i went with him..."

You felt your heart swell with empathy. You couldn't help your admiration to this monster who had dropped everything he had for his brother, even though it just ended up spoiling him. That kind of love was something special.

"kid." Purple was visibly irate, something you hadn't seen despite all of their time spent here, "stop looking at me like that."

"S-sorry." You looked down. "You... you give a lot up for your brother."

"of course, i do. he's my baby bro."

"But..." You looked back up to Purple. "You know you're allowed to have things yourself, right?"

Purple looked at you with shock.

"You don't have to give everything you have away. Because even though he's your baby bro, you're his big bro. You deserve some things, too."

"i-i-"

"Even though you're super gross and also kind of a really awful person."

"pfft-! hahahahehehehheh! sweetie!" Purple put a hand to his face.

"You think I'm joking?" You tilted your head, "It's probably better that way."

Purple's laughter eventually died down, "hehehh... you know, i don't really like humans."

"Thanks."

Purple chuckled again, "heheheh... but you... your something strange."

Before you could remark on the partial insult/compliment, Mr. Indigo busted into the room.

"SLAVE!" He exclaimed. "I AM LEAVING! ARE YOU FEELING UNBEARABLE GRIEF AND SUFFERING YET?"

"Yes." You lied. Purple seemed to appreciate that.

"MWAHAHA, OF COURSE! NO SURPRISE! ARE YOU READY TO PLEDGE YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY TO ME?"

"No."

"...WELP, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE." Mr. Indigo put a hand to his forehead dramatically, "I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MOVE ON WITHOUT A SUPER OBEDIENT HUMAN SLAVE! WOE IS ME!"

"...?"

Whatever. You were just happy he wasn't throwing one of his tantrums.

"CARRY MY BAGS, SLAVE!" He tossed his things haphazardly towards you, which you barely caught, before Purple dumped his bag onto you as well. Yeah, you weren't going to miss them very much.

You followed the two of them downstairs as you saw your Masters downstairs waiting for them. You guessed they were all ready for them to leave.

Once Purple and Indigo reached the bottom of the steps, Master Sans said. "welp, thanks for coming."

"IT WAS AN EDUCATING EXPERIENCE BEING HERE!"

"riiiiight, well bye." Even to your own ears, he sounded pushy.

"YES! I WILL BE OUT ON THE MOTORCYCLE! LEAVING! RIGHT NOW!" Indigo grabbed their bags from you, before snickering away suspiciously.

"WELL, THAT WAS WEIRD." Master Papyrus remarked.

"don't mind him, he had some weird pastries this morning." Purple remarked. "but, uhm, y/n. there's something i need to tell you. it's kinda important."

"Uhm." Purple started pushing you towards the door, "Yes?"

"weeeelll... yooouuu... seeee...." Purple seemed to drawn out until he heard the bike from outside start. "oh my stars, what is that over there?"

Purple pointed to the corner of the house, and you just looked at him strangely. "You can't be serious-"

But for whatever reason, everybody looked in that direction as if that wasn't the oldest trick in the book. While everyone was distracted, Purple quickly swooped you up and bolted out the door.

"H-hey! Wait!"

Purple jumped on the back seat, still carrying you bridal style, before yelling, "go go go!"

And with a slam on the accelerator, you clung to Purple as Indigo sped out from the estate with the driving skill of a drunk man with an adrenaline rush. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

So kidnaping. That happened.