Purple locked the door to their hotel room with a soft click, pointedly looking at you while he did so as if daring you to try and escape.

"MWAHAHAHA!" Indigo put his hands on his in triumph. "DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES! POSITIVELY PRICELESS! THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!"

After being swooped up and set on the motorcycle earlier that day, Indigo and Purple had taken you on a good two hour drive or so to get to whatever destination they were going for. At first, you thought it might be their house. But when Indigo finally sang a 'WE'RE HERE!' you soon realized that your were in another monster inhabited town and in front of a large and fancy hotel. With Indigo tugging on your arm and Purple keeping a looming hand on your lower back, you had no choice but to follow in between them (not to mention the number of monsters looking at you questioningly and hostile).

"I BET THEY'RE STILL SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS AT THE PREDICAMENT! MWAHAHA! FOOLS!" Indigo cackled as Purple pushed you roughly forward into the room. "AND NOW, YOU, SLAVE, ARE MINE!"

"ours."

"MINE!"

"Neither." You simply stated, putting your hands behind your back.

"MINE!" Indigo stomped, frustrated at the interruptions. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, SLAVE! ARE YOU NERVOUS? SCARED FOR WHAT THE MALEFICENT SANS HAS IN STORE FOR YOU? MWAHAHA!"

But you were already in the other room, looking at the interesting decor. "It's so spacious in here, are all skeletons rich?"

"WHA-? HUMAN! DON'T IGNORE ME!" Mr. Indigo stomped towards you.

You made your way to the kitchen, admiring the fancy appliances and high prices. "Why didn't you take me to your house?"

"PFFT!" Indigo scoffed as if that was the dumbest question in the world like a spoiled rich girl, "SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!"

"that's the first place the others would look."

"Oh, right." You said, distracted by the glass chandelier. Or was that diamond?

"GRRRRR! PAPY THE HUMAN ISN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO ME AT ALL!" Indigo stomped. "HUMAN I DEMAND YOUR FULL ATTENTION RIGHT THIS-!"

"So are you two going to pay me or?" You said tearing your eyes away from the beautiful furnishing.

"HAH! PAY YOU?!" Indigo fell into over dramatic bursts of laughter.

"no." Purple finished for him.

"Ooooh." You drew out. "Then can I leave?"

"SHE'S NOT REALLY GETTING THIS, IS SHE?" Indigo said, slightly exasperated, to Purple, before he turned to you. "YOU HAVE BEEN CAPTURED, HUMAN! C A P T U R E D! AS IN: YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU STAY HERE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! AND YOU'LL DO AS I SAY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! IT'S NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND."

"Oooooh." You turned to Indigo, giving him your full attention. "Then Mr. Indigo-"

"MASTER INDIGO."

"... Mr. Indigo," You continued before he could interrupt you. "I have to say, I'm very impressed how you managed to kidnap me so easily. Tell me, how did you do it?"

Indigo's expression brightened with excitement and arrogance. "OF COURSE YOU'RE IMPRESSED, HUMAN! AFTER ALL, I WAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE OPERATION, IT ONLY FIGURES THAT YOU WOULD BE OVERCOME WITH ADORATION! YOU SEE, I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE! WELL, PAPY WAS THE ONE TO MENTION THE IDEA TO ME, BUT I UHM... THOUGHT OF IT FIRST! YES! I WAS JUST PLANNING ON KEEPING IT A SECRET UNTIL I FOUND MY SLOW BROTHER HAD THE SAME IDEA! TOO LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT, THOUGH!"

"m'lord-"

"SO THEN OF COURSE I DEVISED AN INGENIOUS PLAN! THOUGH, PAPY THOUGHT WE SHOULD TAKE YOU AWAY THROUGH HIS TELEPORTATION, BUT SUCH A PLAN WAS SO BORING AND TRIVIAL, I COULDN'T LET SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THE OTHER'S FACES TWIST IN CONFUSION WHEN I SNATCHED YOU UP GO TO WASTE!"

"m'lord-!"

"WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY GET TO SEE THEM COMPLETELY, SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BUSY DRIVING AWAY ON THE MOTORCYCLE, BUT I'M SURE THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! AND THE CRIES FROM BLUE, BLACK, AND PAPYRUS? CLASSIC! MWAHAHA-!"

"m'lord!"

"OH MY STARS, PAPY DO YOU EVER SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'M TELLING THE HUMAN-"

"they're escaping through the window."

Mr. Indigo whipped his head to you as you were halfway out the window and on the fire escape. You slammed the window with a shut before your could hear the screaming from Indigo, but his expression and the way his hands grasped the sides of his skull told you he was not very happy.

You quickly made your way down the steps, before reaching the bottom with a quiet click of your heals. Nice. That was easier than expected. Though, you knew you weren't out of the woods yet. Despite your discretion, you remember Indigo distinctly saying 'TELEPORTATION' when referring to Purple, and if Master Sans, Orange, or Red taught you anything, then you knew to jump back right about-

With a quick motion back, you narrowly avoided Purple's arms, surprising him.

"heh. not bad, but will you really-"

You didn't care much for the monologue, you just sprinted as fast as you could away from the monster, heading closer to an open area. Monsters may have been wary and sometimes hostile towards humans, but you knew no matter what the species if somebody saw you kicking and screaming against a tall and scary guy like Purple, somebody was bound to help.

Just as you were about to make it out of the alley, Purple teleported in front of you, causing you to screech to a halt.

"okay, that was rude."

You threw the closest trash can towards him, causing a distraction, before you rushed past him. You were seconds away from getting to help, your mouth open to scream, when you felt a boney hand grab your mouth and another twist your arm around your back.

"now now, no need to get hasty. i won't hurt ya... well, that's a lie. heheheh."

You slammed your eyes shut, before all of the sudden you were back in the fancy hotel room.

"YOU DECEITFUL, UNCONVENTIONAL, VENOMOUS WRETCH!" You heard screamed at you. "HOW DARE YOU RUN AWAY WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU! AND TO USE MY OWN IRRESISTIBLE STORYTELLING AGAINST ME?!" Indigo grabbed your chin to force you to look at his flaming eyelights. "ABOMINABLE!!!"

Your own eyes mirrored his anger as you struggled against Purple's grip, his hands still gagging you and keeping your arms behind your back. You twisted and turned as much as you could to somehow get away from him, and, though his grip was iron, it was causing Purple a considerable amount of trouble.

"nng-! stop moving!" He growled, before you went completely limp, making it even harder to keep you up straight. "s-stand up!" He tried pulling at you to keep you up straight.

Mr. Indigo looked at you incredulously, "WHY IS SHE BEING SO REBELLIOUS!? SHE WAS PERFECT FOR THE OTHERS!!"

You quickly pulled yourself up, taking Purple by surprise, before you slammed your foot on his foot and bite as hard as you can on his hand. He jumped at this, letting you go immediately, before running straight to the door.

Before you could even make it to the handle, a wall of purple bones halted you. You barely kept yourself from ramming right into them, but doing so left you unbalanced before falling flat on your rear.

"you little brat." You heard from behind you, before you scrambled to face him, looking for anyway of escape. Unfortunately, nothing around seemed to lead to any opening. The soft, yet threatening clacking of his shoes towards you did nothing to calm your fears, his finger up and ready to snap and summon a flurry of bones straight to your neck

"CALM DOWN, PAPY." Surprisingly, Indigo was the voice of reason as he stepped forward in front of you. "YOU'LL SURVIVE A LITTLE BITE FROM HUMAN TEETH." Indigo forced a hand in your mouth, probing your canines while turning to Purple. "THEY AREN'T EVEN A LITTLE SHARP, YOU BABYBONES. BESIDES, AREN'T YOU INTO THAT KIND OF THING?"

Indigo swiped his hand away right as you clamped your jaws down. The shorter skeleton looked to you with distaste.

"SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS WHOLE 'ATTITUDE' SITUATION." He scowled. "WE AREN'T GOING TO GET VERY FAR IF THIS HUMAN KEEPS TRYING TO EITHER RUN AWAY OR ATTACK US."

"That's kinda the point."

"SILENCE, HUMAN!" Indigo put his hands on his hips, "ALRIGHT, PAPY. YOU WERE THE ONE WRONGED HERE, I'LL LET YOU PICK THE PUNISHMENT."

Purple's eye(sockets?) widened, as if Indigo had never asked him of this before.

"WELL? DON'T KEEP ME WAITING!!"

Purple's eyelights gleamed as his gold-toothed smile contorted into a twisted grin, "let's... explore the human, can we m'lord? just to know everything we need to about it?" Your heart quickened as you subconsciously wrapped your arms around yourself for protection. "it would show her we know her weak points, and tell her she can't escape?"

"HMMMM..." You silently begged to the heavens that he would disagree, but the heavens can't tell what demons to do. "WHAT A NOVEL IDEA, BROTHER! HOLD HER DOWN FOR ME!"

You pressed your back against the bones behind you, trying to get as far away from the two as possible. Purple, on the other hand, had his expression change slightly.

"b-but m'lord, i wanted to-"

"SILENCE! I ALREADY MADE UP MY MINE! NOW HOLD HER DOWN, BEFORE I GIVE YOU A PUNISHMENT AS WELL!"

"yes, m'lord." He said, resigned, before pulling you up with one hand, getting behind you, and keeping your hands behind your back. You tried to twist and turn again, but to no avail. At least you were giving him trouble.

"RELAX, HUMAN." Indigo said, his eye(sockets?) lidded and a bright magenta blush across his face. "IF YOU DON'T MOVE, THIS WON'T HURT AT ALL. PROBABLY." The corners of his mouth tugged up unwillingly as he untied the ribbon around your neck.

Your collar exposed, Indigo marveled at the remnants of the bruise on your neck. "HOW... STRIKING. WAS THIS BLACK? MWAHAH, THAT POSSESSIVE CAD! IT LOOKS WEEKS OLD, AND YET..." Indigo pressed against it and was pleased with your sharp inhale and sudden tenseness. "AS I THOUGHT! STILL SENSITIVE! THOUGH... I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE THOUGHT OF HIM TOUCHING MY HUMAN... I KNOW! I'LL GIVE YOU AN EVEN DARKER BRUISE, ONE THAT YOU SURELY WON'T FORGET!"

Indigo wrapped his hand around your neck, causing you to gasp from the still soreness. "THAT WAY, WHENEVER I TOUCH YOUR NECK AGAIN, YOU'LL BE REMINDED OF ME INSTEAD OF THAT RIDICULOUSLY TALL, EDGY CRETIN! MWAHAHA! BRILLIANT!"

In a swift motion, you slammed your foot against Mr. Indigo's shin, causing his face to contort in pain. He immediately let go of you and went straight for his leg. "MMMMNGAH!" You saw two pinpricks of magenta at the corners of his eye(sockets?) as he cradled his shin. "YOU KICKED ME! YOU KICKED ME, Y-YOU BIG M-M-MEAN-!"

You would've felt bad if he hadn't threatened to choke you earlier. But you did feel regret when Purple's grip tightened around you very painfully.

"m-m'lord!"

"STOVE! NOW!" Indigo whipped the tears from his eyes, and pointed to the kitchen. And without hesitation, Purple dragged you by the hand and into the kitchen. At first confused and a little scared what he meant, you watched as Purple maneuvered through the kitchen and turned on the burning, blue flame. Soon, your fear turned into terror as you realized what he was doing.

"W-wait, please! No no no no no-!" You said as Purple grabbed your wrist tightly with one hand, and twisted your arm behind your back with the other

"YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU KICKED ME!" Indigo fumed. "I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT!?"

"You were going to choke me! You were going to choke me until you left a darker bruise than the giant, sharpened clawed behemoth that is Master Black!"

"STOP CALLING HIM MASTER!!" Inigo stomped, "HE'S NOT YOUR MASTER, I AM!"

"No, you're not!" You didn't know why you decided to antagonize the short, temperamental brat that had your life in his hands, but you did. "You don't pay me, you don't own me, I'm not yours!"

"YES, YOU ARE!"

"No, I'm not!"

"YES! YOU ARE!"

"No, I'm not!"

"ho, boy."

"SILENCE!!" He practically screamed. "YOU WILL CALL ME MASTER RIGHT NOW, OR MY BROTHER WITH CHAR YOUR HAND UNTIL IT'S BLACK!"

"I won't!"

"FINE! PAPY, MAKE IT HURT!"

Purple started to slowly lower your hand over the stove, causing your survival instincts to pound in horror. "Nonononononono-! PleasepleasepleaseSTOP!" You felt your eyes well up with tears as the fires licked your hands, the heat already unbearable despite only turning a slight red so far. Your nerves started to scream at you, begging you to put your hand literally anywhere else but there. "I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry, PLEASE MASTER INDIGO!"

Purple immediately pulled away and the burning in your hand slowly dissipating as you let out a sigh of relief. But after the pain subsided, the smirk on Indigo's face made you want to stick your hand back in the fire even without the help of purple.

"AGAIN."

You stayed silent, biting your lower lip, before Purple hovered your hand over the stove threateningly. "Master Indigo..."

"LOUDER!"

"M-Master Indigo!"

"MWAHAHAHA! IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU SUCCUMBED TO ME, YOUR RIGHTFUL OWNER! I'M JUST SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T FALL APART SOONER! YOU WOULD'VE SAVED YOURSELF A LOT OF TROUBLE IF YOU DID SO! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

You exhaled, your pride completely diminished at this point. But hey, it wasn't like you weren't used to it.

"BUT..."

You opened your eyes, warily.

"YOU STILL NEED PUNISHED FOR KICKING ME EARLIER. IT'S BEST TO TEACH YOU EARLY ON, RIGHT?"

"W-wrong?"

"right." You heard Purple say from behind you as he lowered your hand down over the stove again.

"Nonononononono pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease don't do this please! I'm begging you no no NO NO NONONONONO!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA! SILENCE, SLAVE! YOUR PLEAS ARE ENTERTAINING, BUT FUTILE! MWAHAHA!"

Finally, you decided to do the only thing left you could. Play dead. You immediately went limp, your eyes closing and your expression freezing.

...

Purple pulled your hand away from the flame.

"...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"

"heh. cute."

"WHAT? WHAT'S CUTE?"

"i think she passed out, m'lord."

"PASSED OUT?! YOU MEAN SHE FAINTED!" Indigo's silence told you he was thinking about something. "I'M SURPRISINGLY VERY SATISFIED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS... BUT WHY?? WAS THE PAIN TOO MUCH?"

"no, the flame didn't even touch her. i think she got so scared, her little human body couldn't take it."

Or, you were just an expert actress.

"THAT... IS VERY ADORABLE! DO YOU THINK SHE'LL PEE HERSELF NEXT TIME? I ONCE SCARED A BUNNY UNTIL IT PEED ITSELF, IT WAS SOOO CUTE!"

Ew. These skeletons were gross in more ways than one.

"i don't know, m'lord. maybe if she's scared enough."

You heard Mr. Indigo bouncing up and down in excitement. "MMMMM! I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY WITH HER! I WANT HER TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!"

"ya can't, m'lord."

"WHAT?? WHY NOT!" Yeah, why not? It wasn't like you weren't grateful for the idea of being left alone to sleep, but it still made you curious.

"it's not healthy for humans to wake up not on their own. she could get hurt."

That dirty liar.

"REALLY? I-I MEAN, OF COURSE! I ALREADY KNEW THAT ABOUT HUMANS! I WAS JUST TESTING YOU, BROTHER!"

"brilliant as always, m'lord."

"MWAHAHA!" It's no wonder he's so spoiled. "WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE HUMAN IN MY ROOM UNTIL SHE WAKES UP? SHE CAN SLEEP IN MY BED UNTIL WE GO BUY HER ONE OF THOSE DOGGY BEDS FROM THE STORE."

"m-m'lord, why not the couch? or my bed might be better so you won't have to-"

"BECAUSE I SAID SO, YOU IDIOT! NOW GO PUT HER IN MY ROOM BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT AND DO IT MYSELF!"

"of course, m'lord. you'll have to give me a few minutes, though. humans need special preparations for when they sleep so they can wake up the fastest."

"R-RIGHT! GOOD CALL, BROTHER! YOU GO DO THE... PREPARATIONS, WHILE I GET OUR STUFF READY SO WE CAN LEAVE! WE SHOULD GO BY THINGS FOR OUR NEW HUMAN WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP SO WE DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO WHILE SHE'S SO REBELLIOUSLY AWAKE!"

"your intelligence never ceases to amaze me, m'lord."

That dirty, disgusting liar.

With a swift motion, Purple lifted you up and you felt yourself being taken somewhere. Before long, he tossed you down on probably the most comfortable surface you've ever laid on, but that wasn't saying much. You heard him leave, but heard a soft click and he was back.

And a few moments went by as nothing happened. Was he just staring at your motionless body? Creepy. Did he leave you and decided he was too lazy or, thank the heaven, he actually has morals? Probably not. But eventually the facts turned to your first thought when a cold, bony hand slides down the side of your face. It seems to caress you face, as if mesmerized by the soft and squishy nature of your flesh.

Before long, it traveled down to your neck, it's thumb feeling it's way around your sensitive spots. Then it squeezed ever so lightly on the most painful of all your spots, making you wince in pain. But Purple seemed pleased with this reaction, doing it again, trying to make you moan in your sleep. When he didn't get the same reaction twice, you felt a second hand slowly creep up your thigh and that's when you decided enough was enough. You didn't kick Indigo for nothing, afterall.

You quickly grabbed his hand and held it up, shaking your head.

Purple's eye(sockets?) widened when he saw you awake, and you already knew his next action. But if he was anything like Master Red or Master Orange, you knew how to fix it. "m'lo-!"

You pulled his skull to your face, silencing him with a deep kiss. You furrowed your brow when he tasted like barbecue sauce and... yams? Again? With the vegetables? Whatever. At least it silenced him. He seemed taken aback at first, considering he tensed completely still, but then after a few seconds he wrapped his arms around you hungrily and pushed his tongue down your throat.

And wow, if Orange was a good kisser, this guy was AMAZING! Physically appealing in EVERY way. Probably the best kiss you ever had in your life! Probably because he had so much experience forcing himself on others. That wasn't so great. But moral ambiguity aside, you almost lost yourself as the strange, sweet potato flavored tongue tasted every part of your mouth. It was controlled, particular, yet hungry. His fangs tugged on your lips just hard enough to hurt and feel electrifying at the same time. When he tried dominating you completely with his tongue, you pulled back, despite the overwhelming pleasure from the kiss.

You sneaky rascal.

He looked at you with confusion and longing, as if yearning for you to keep going, but then he heard the small stomps from behind him. You put a finger to you mouth, telling him to keep your secret, before going limp once again. He looked absolutely dumbfounded, yet appetite unsatiated. But he swallowed his own frustrations and stood up.

"BROTHER! ARE YOU DONE YET?"

"just finished, m'lord."

Indigo was silent for a second, before saying, "SHE DOESN'T LOOK ANY DIFFERENT, WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"m'lord, isn't it obvious?"

"O-OF COURSE! COMPLETELY OBVIOUS THE... THING YOU DID!"

"you're so perceptive, m'lord."

"MWAHAHA!" Indigo laughed, nervously. "IT COMES TO ME NATURALLY! NOW COME ON! LET'S GO GET HUMAN THINGS!"

"m-m'lord, maybe i should stay here and-"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! I KNOW HOW YOU ARE, YOU'LL GET ALL CREEPY AND GROSS WITH MY HUMAN, AND I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT!" He knew his brother well.

"but what if the human tries to escape?"

"NONSENSE! WE'LL LOCK THE DOOR TO MY ROOM, THEN THERE'S NO CHANCE OF ESCAPING!"

"a-alright, m'lord." He said, reluctantly.

You heard a soft click as Indigo gushed to his brother about all the things they could buy. Once you heard a louder door close from the other room, you stood up. First you tried the door, just in case they didn't lock it right or were tricking you or something. But, to no avail... Next thing you did was look for a vent of some kind. There were no windows in the room, but maybe you could be small enough to fit in a vent. Though, after looking at the tiny square, you realized you were most certainly not small enough.

Well, MAYBE an ASTEROID would FALL from the SKY RIGHT NOW and HIT just THAT SIDE of the HOTEL ROOM leading to your ESCAPE!!!

You layed back down on the bed and put your sassy self to sleep.

---

You awoke to the sound of bells. Opening your eyes, you sat up. How long had you been asleep? It was kind of nice being able to-

"Waa!" You said, jumping back as you turned your head and saw Indigo staring at you, inches away from your face with the biggest smile.

"THE HUMAN IS AWAKE! AND IT'S ABOUT TIME, TOO! I ALMOST FELT THE NEED TO WAKE YOU UP, MYSELF, DESPITE THE CONSEQUENCES!"

"Yeaaahh..." You said, scooching away from him. You decided since Purple kept silent about you pretending to pass out, you'd keep silent about him lying to his brother.

"WELL, HUMAN?? DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW COLLAR?"

Collar? Looking down, you soon began to realize where the bell noises were coming from. It was bright pink and had a gold bell at the center. How... interesting. "I guess, if it was for a cat."

"FOR A CAT??" Mr. Indigo laughed, "STUPID HUMAN! CAT'S DON'T HAVE THAT BIG OF NECKS! BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL I GOT YOU!" Indigo quickly got off the bed and ran into the other room, before coming back with a bag of stuff. "I GOT YOU..."

"...A BED!" He held out a relatively large fuzzy looking dog bed that was probably less comfortable than the hotel beds, but more comfortable than your own bed.

"...SOME FOOD!" He held a bag of candy and some water bottles.

"...SOME TOYS!" He pulled out a 3000 piece puzzle of a unicorn and a heart-shaped chew toy.

"...AND A NEW DRESS!" And lastly he pulled out a dress that made your uniform look like a princess gown. This dress was a two piece that would leave your stomach open, had an overwhelming amount of frills, and was decorated in a black and pink coloring.

"WELL??" He asked, excitedly. "WHAT DO YOU THINK?!" You would've thought he was cute if he bought these for an actual pet instead of you.

But, since he was in a good mood and you'd probably have a better chance of escaping this way, you humored him. Plus, even if they were degrading, he did buy them for you, and you were not about to be impolite about spending money. "Thank you... They're very cute."

Indigo squealed. "YOU THINK SO?? I THOUGHT SO TOO! THAT'S WHY I GOT THEM! OH, I KNEW I'D MATCH YOUR TASTE PERFECTLY, BECAUSE I CHOSE A LOT OF PINK STUFF BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL AND-"

You let Indigo ramble for however long he needed before finally he turned to you with the dress. "GO PUT THIS ON NOW!"

"..." You looked at it. "I, uh, don't see how this will help me clean at all?"

"WEAR IT!" You pushed it too you, excited.

Oh, well. What's the worst that could happen? Nodded, before standing up and saying. "Where's the bathroom?"

"BATHROOM? JUST CHANGE RIGHT HERE!"

"...I'm not going to do that."

Indigo looked at you, shocked, before growling, "DO IT!"

"Mr- ... Master Indigo, I'm not going to change in front of you."

"WHY NOT!" He stomped.

"Have you ever heard of privacy, Master?"

Mr. Indigo puffed out his cheekbones in frustration, before tugging at your wrists. "FINE! I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF, THEN!"

"No!" You said, tugging back.

He looked at you, flabbergasted, before huffing and saying. "GIVE ME THE DRESS!"

You held it high behind you, just out of his reach. "No!"

"GIVE IT TO ME!" He cried, trying to push past your hand, getting more and more flustered with how short he is. You started to see a prominent magenta burn in his cheekbones. "GIVE IT TO ME, NOW!!"

"Master Indigo, I said no!"

"S-STUPID!" He reached. "DUMB!" And reached. "DISOBEDIENT!" And reached. "SLAVE!" But to no avail, he couldn't get passed you. You thought to yourself why he hadn't forcefully pulled you down yet or shot an array of bones at you yet, because you knew he was definitely strong enough. Then it occurred to you... maybe he wanted you to tease it just out of reach?

Nah, that can't be right.

"Master Indigo, no means no!"

"DON'T DEFY ME!"

"Wait! Master Indigo! Don't push against me like that, you're going to- Ah!"

And with a small thud and a flurry of grasping arms, you opened your eyes to find Mr. Indigo flat underneath you, your arms trapping him. His face went from a slight shade of pink to burning fire of magenta.

"H-HUMAN-!" He turned to look away from you averting his eyes.

Oh geez, this guy was a subby tsundere.

"Y-YOU IDIOT." He said, softer than his usual loud voice. "YOU FELL ON ME... AND NOW, UNDOUBTEDLY, YOU'RE CAPTIVATED BY MY HANDSOMENESS..."

"Uhm."

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT ME?" He said, his voice sounding a bit nervous and a bit excited at the same time. "OH, I HOPE YOU'LL BE GENTLE WITH ME!"

"Master Indigo, I don't-"

"OF COURSE, I WASN'T VERY NICE TO YOU EARLIER TODAY... SO IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF YOU DECIDED TO TORMENT ME! OH, WHAT WILL I DO?"

You had to remind yourself of every bit of pain you ever experienced in order to keep yourself from laughing right in the sweet yet evil skeleton's face. Wow, was he the drama queen or what?

"I know exactly what to do." You said, in your lowest most dramatic voice. And, boy, did he perk up, trying to hide the smile of excitement from his face.

"NO, HUMAN! PLEASE!"

You trail your fingers down his neck and he shivers, his face burning even brighter.

"HAH-! H-HUMAN! WAIT, I'M NOT- NNNNGG!" He couldn't help his smile has you trailed a finger down his spine. You found his way to his belt, and this made him melt.

"HUMAN~... T-THIS IS SO -NNHG!- UNEXPECTED... I'M SO SCARED! AND-! WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU-!"

You gave him a quick kiss in between the eye(sockets?), and whispered. "Sorry, Indigo. Thanks for the collar." Before you bolted out the door with the keys from his pockets in your hands.

You swung the door open and ran for the exit to the hotel room before you could even hear Indigo scream, "PAAAAPPYYY!"

You hurriedly unlocked the door and ran down the hallway, heading to the stairs. You slid down the railing, picking up your speed, until you made it to the first floor. So far, no Purple, meaning he didn't know which way you went. That bought you some time.

You rushed to the front desk, where the monster lady was scared out of her wits to see a human. "My apologies, Miss, but it's an emergency!" You said, pushing her to the side to use the phone.

You slammed down the number you were trained to remember down onto the phone, and waited only two rings before it picked up.

-hello?-

"4799 Rainbow Lane in a monster city straight northeast from the estate, I'm in the fancy hotel on the first floor-!"

Purple grabbed the phone from you and slammed it down on the receiver. "oh, honey, you're in big trouble."

But before he could grab you and teleport away, a familiar shade of blue wrapped an arm around your shoulder casually.

"oh, there you are. been wondering where you've been."

Purple looked taken back, before settling into his casual grin. "oh, hey sans. nice to see you."

"wish i could say the same," Master Sans shrugged. "but you, uh, kinda stole our maid."

"whoops."

"'whoops', ain't cutting it, prick." You heard Master Red growl from behind Purple. "how about, 'please! no! it hurts!'"

"... you sound like y/n just a few hours ago."

"that." Master Orange appeared, leaning on the receptionist's desk (who was completely confused and scared at this point, poor thing). "was not the smartest thing to say."

"fair enough." Purple took a step away from each of them, before stealing a glance from you. "be seeing you, sweetheart. don't think m'lord's going to give up so easily, and i can't say i blame him. did you know you kinda taste like strawberries when you lean into me like you did?"

But before your enraged Masters could react, he was gone.

"..."

"y/n."

"Yes, Master Red?"

"how does he know what you taste like?"

Purple is such a jerk.