Private chatroom between Kaz and Inej 

Kaz: Hey

Inej: hey..

Kaz: How's it going?

Inej: im still captured

Kaz: Oh...

Inej: ?

Inej: r u going to do something about that??

Kaz: I may or may not be working on something.

Inej: wOw

Kaz: How about you tell me about your surroundings, that way we can figure out where you are. 

Inej: i think im near water because i can smell salt, but i don't feel like im on a boat

Kaz: That's a start.

Inej: i hate boats

Kaz: I know.

Kaz: Me too.

Inaj: ?

Kaz: It's a long story.

Inej: right

Kaz: Have you tried to escape yet?

Inej: i was going to try and crawl through the air vents

Kaz: No, if they catch you they might take you somewhere more secure and we won't be able to reach you. We're looking for you, just hang tight. 

Inej: hurry, this guy keeps visiting me and he's creeping me out

Kaz: Guy? What did he do?

Inej: nothing, its just annoying how they think he'll be able to get answers out of me just because he's suli too

Kaz: Have you told them anything?

Inej: r u serious?? no, i haven't

Kaz: It was a good quesrion.

Kaz: question

Inej: it was a terrible question.

Inej: tell me why you don't like boats

Kaz: Why do you care?

Inej: im bored

Kaz: I'll tell you another story.

Inej: tell me what happened to your brother

Kaz: It's the same story.

Inej: interesting

Inej: what if for every question of mine that you answer, i answer one of yours

Inej: like edward and bella

Kaz: Who?

Inej: nvm

Inej: it means never mind

Kaz: I don't have any questions for you.

Inej: come on, you don't even want to know about the menagerie?

Kaz: You'd be willing to talk about that?

Inej: yes, that's how bored i am

Kaz: Lol

Inej: ?

Kaz: It means "laugh out loud" right?

Inej: yes it does

Inej: i'll go first, why do you hate boats?

Kaz: This will take a while to type out, but I trust you not to tell anybody my answer. Don't break my trust.

Inej: i won't, take all the time you need

Kaz is typing...

Jesper: finally, we'll know the truth.

Inej: Jesper?!

Kaz: Inej, why would you let him into our private chat?

Inej: i swear i didn't

Nina: wylan helped us get in because it wasn't fair that you were excluding us from the group

Wylan: Kaz I'm so sorry I swear I didn't mean for this to happen.

Kaz: I can't believe this.

Inej: who else is here?

Kuwei: KUEWEI XD

Inej: kaz

Kaz has left the chat

Matthias: What did I miss? 

Nina: P A R EM

Jesper: oh no, she's doing it again

Nina: G I V E  M E 

Matthias: Nina, nobody cares about your problems. Listening to you whine makes me want to get shot in the chest by a Druskell Cadet.

Nina: i can't believe you just said that, I'm going through a tough time right now with my addiction

Matthias: and who's fault is that? Huh? Didn't you ever learn to say no to drugs?

Inej: i can't believe you guys

Jesper: don't worry, in "Kaz Goes to Church" you and kaz's relationship faces new hardships that you will learn to overcome by opening up about your pasts...

Did I just end my update with a self promotion? Yes. Am I proud of it? No. Can you check out Kaz Goes to Church on my page? Yes. 

I purposely didn't make this one very funny, I wanted some wholesome kanej content because that's one of my favorite things to write. Don't worry, I am planning on making another private chat where Kaz does answer Inej's question, so stay tuned for that.

And now a contest entree submitted by ParadoxeZero

Alternate Universe where they all have houses

*Jesper and Nina accompanied by Wylan break into Kaz's house with a spare key he gave them*

Kaz: Guys I gave you that key for emergencies, what do you want?

Jesper: *frantic* We ran out of Doritos

*Nina is crying and Wylan is questioning why he was even forced to go with them*

Me: *In a cheesy fake Australian broadcaster voice* And they were kicked out of Kaz's house and they were never seen again. The end.

Bravo, ParadoxeZero, Bravo.