^^^ don't watch if you are a child or my mom

This conversation begins after they've just broken into the Ice Court. They are waiting to break out of their cells. (chapters 22-28) 

Nina: i miss u matthias <3

Matthias: I miss you more <3

Inej: how much longer? nina and matthias are starting to act out of character

Kaz: Wait for six bells, you know the plan. 

Matthias: OMG KAZ JUST DISLOCATED THIS GUYS ARM 

Jesper: me and wy heard the pop from the other side of our cell

Wylan: I don't want to talk about it. 

Inej: i can't believe i missed that

Kaz: Just dislocate someone from your cell's arm. Or tell Nina to so you can focus on listening to the pop.

Jesper: ...

Nina: ...

Kaz: What?

Nina: INEJ NO DON'T DISLOCATE MY ARM

Wylan: Kaz, we've been in these cells for way too long. We're starting to lose our minds.

Kaz: Guys it's been three minutes.

Jesper: kaz, matthias, wy, cover your mouths im about to do the big stink 

Wylan: Ew Jes not now.

Jesper: it's part of our escape plan, you'll see

Wylan: Oh okay, you used chloro gas to incapacitate the other prisoners. Nice touch. 

Jesper: :))

Kaz: Jesper, do your thing.

Matthias: What's he doing now?

Kaz: Performing an ancient Zemeni ritual.

Matthias: Really?!

Kaz: No.

Jesper: PLOT TWIST IMMA GRISHA TOO AND NINA IS NO LONGER IMPORTANT

Matthias: I did not see that coming.

Genya: Neither did eye.

Genya: Get it? Cause I'm missing an eye?

Kaz Brekker removed Genya from the Dregs

Kaz: If the plan is going as it should be, Inej should be about to make her climb up the incinerator shaft. 

Inej: uuuuuh about that

Kaz: ?

Jesper: turns out helvar was wrong, they run the incinerator at night

Matthias: Oh yeah. Now that you mention it, they do actually run it in at night. Whoopsies lol.

Kaz: That wasn't very cash money of you.

Inej: i can still do it

Kaz: What?

Inej: im going to do it. im going to climb the incinerator while its running.

Jesper: now that's what im talking about!

Nina: you got this inej!

Kaz: Inej can't make the climb without burning her hands off, so I guess we'll have to find a new plan.

Jesper: good news, guys! i found kaz's gloves in the clothing bin! now inej can make the climb without burning her hands off and we won't have to find a new plan!

Wylan: Yeah!

Kaz: Oh. 

Inej: im about to start the climb, wish me luck!

Matthias: Good luck, Wraith.

Wylan: I hope you don't melt, Inej!

Inej: :))

Jesper: okay, she's climbing

Nina: this is so suspenseful   

Jesper: oh OH GOD

Kaz: What?

Kaz: What happened?!

Jesper: her shoes have melted to her feet, she's slipping!

Nina: OH NO

Wylan: I can't watch

Jesper: wait

Jesper: it just started to rain! she's safe from the fire!

Inej: i did it!

Wylan: Thank Ghezen.

Nina: okay kaz where the heck r u?

Matthias: He's climbing up the rope right now.

Nina: ew kaz actually you probably don't want to come up here, inej's shoes are melted to her feet and it's super gross

Inej: my calluses :'(

Matthias: Kaz, where did all that blood on your shirt come from?

Kaz: ...

Kaz: I cut myself while shaving.

Matthias: ...

Matthias: Oh, okay :)

Wylan: Aw what's that loud ringing?

Kaz: That's an alarm, Wylan.

Wylan: ?

Nina: SOMEONE gave away our position, someone who definitely wasn't me

Wylan: You mean, what we're doing is...

Wylan: Against the rules?!

Inej: jesper, i though you explained this to him!

Wylan: :(

Jesper: listen, kid

Jesper: sometimes, doing things against the rules is a good thing. because you get money $$$

Wylan: ...

Matthias: ...

Nina: ...

Wylan: Oh, okay :) 

Kaz: Guys, the alarm is still ringing!

Matthias: OH NOOOO

Jesper: I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEE

Nina: wHerE is bO-yUl BAYEEEEEEER????

to be continued...