This is hilarious if you read it along with chapters 10-12 of the book, you can just skim through them

Kaz: Inej, we're departing soon. Where are you? 

Inej: omw, im running as fast as i can but there are a lot of dead bodies in my way :/

Inej: wait a second... why are there dead bodies??

Kaz: What dead bodies???

Kaz: Inej??

Matthias: OMG

Jesper: lmao the ship just exploded 

Kaz: Head to berth 22, try not to get shot. 

Jesper: wy, you're so slow hurry up

Wylan: I think I just got shot.

Kaz: Does nobody listen to me? 

Kaz: Inej, where are you? 

Inej: dying :'(

Matthias: OOF

Jesper: wow wylan you're good at bombing things

Wylan: :))

Oomen: I got your wraith, brekker

Kaz: Okay, who let Oomen in the chat?

Jesper: OMG have NO idea that person should be ashamed of themselves

Jesper has removed Oomen from the Dregs

Kaz: Jesper, do you realize what you've done? 

Inej: this will be a good death...

Nina: lol stop dying

Kaz: Nina, get ready to mend a knife wound. 

Wyland: She's helping me I got hit.

Jesper: wyyy :(

Inej: i don't want to die

Kaz: I'll do my best to make other arrangements for you. 

Nina: this is so sad inej where did you pack the tissues

Inej: i didn't 

Nina: gosh inej you can't do anything right

Jesper: wow wraith

Inej: kaz, you came back for me

Kaz: I protect my investments.

Nina: oh kaz

Jesper: too far man

Matthias: You really should apologies to her.

Inej: im glad im bleeding all over your shirt

Jesper: OOOHH BURN!!

Wylan: Nice one, wraith.

Kaz: I'll put it on your tab.

Nina: boo kaz

Inej: say you're sorry

Kaz: For which insult?

Inej: just say it

Kaz: She's gone limp in my arms.

Matthias: RIP 

Kaz: At least we got Oomen.

Nina: oh kaz

Oh, Kaz

to be continued...