This is just a bunch of short ideas I stole from tumblr/instagram because I'm suffering from chronic writer's block and still need to update my story so I can feel validated by your nice comments and votes. 

Wylan: And Kaz will play the part of my father!

Kaz: I don't want to be your father

Wylan: Great... you already know your lines

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Kaz: the stars are very beautiful tonight

Inej: yeah, they are

Kaz: do you know who's even more beautiful?

Inej: *blushes* who?

Kaz: me with four million kruge

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Wylan: Why 'no mourners, no funerals'?

Jesper: Because we can't say 'break a leg'. *glances at Kaz*

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Kaz: And how do you think you're going to stop me

Jesper: I'll tell Inej

Kaz:

Kaz: You sick bastard.

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Jesper: They call me coffee because I grind so fine ;)

Wylan: Oh my God

Nina: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am

Matthias: Nina, not you too...

Kaz: They call me coffee-

Inej: Please no-

Kaz: Because I'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Inej: Oh.

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Matthias: *looses Kaz in a crowd*

Matthias:

Matthias: 

Matthias: thank god

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Inej: kaz, care to explain why we have six dogs in our apartment

Kaz: they're golden retrievers, inej. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Kaz: So, I heard you like bad boys

Inej: Yeah?

Kaz: Tell her, Jes

Jesper, not looking up from his phone: He's the worst

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Protagonists in average YA novel: People are dying??? I MUST BECOME A HERO AND SAVE THEM ALL!!

Kaz Brekker: People are dying??? Am I the one dying? No?? Then who cares.

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And a few bonus ones that I actually did make up (I think)

Nina: Kaz, the floor is your feelings for Inej!

Kaz: *jumps on the closest thing to him*

Inej: *is the closest thing to him*

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Kaz: I have a plan.

Inej: No murder.

Kaz: I no longer have a plan..