also listen to the song "Wraith" by the band Peace but don't watch the music video

Inej: i hear running from outside my cell, what's going on?

Kaz: We're breaking you out.

Jesper: yeah!!!!

Nina: alright!!

Kaz: Dregs, assemble. 

Inej: okay, what's the plan?

Wylan: Don't get mad but I think I completely forgot what the plan is.

Nina: now that I think about it, guys what is the plan?

Matthias: What is it Demjin?

Kaz: I knew I was forgetting something. Alright, I guess meet me back at Black Veil I'll think of something.

Jesper: too late we've already assembled 

Aleah: Guys this isn't funny enough you half to try harder.

Matthias: Oh no, she's back.

Nina: not her!

Wylan: But master, we're tired. 

Aleah: You are only alive because I allow you to be. 

Wylan: :'(

Kaz: I do not fear you. 

Aleah: We'll see about that. 

Jesper: Kaz what happened to your hair?

Kaz: no

Kaz: NO

Kaz: NO

Nina: oh my, this is the greatest day of my life

Kaz: Why would you do this? You knew that I was already self conscious about my hair :'(

Inej: what happened?? im still in my cell

Matthias: I personally think it looks amazing on you.

Inej: WHAT DID SHE DO??

Aleah: Reality can be whatever I want it to be.

Inej: GUYS

Inej: WHAT  HAPPENED  TO  KAZ'S   HAIR 

Aleah: I'll tell you what happened, little one. 

Kaz: Don't, I will give you actually money if you don't. 

Aleah: Money? Hah! You think you can stop me with money?? I have no use for money! No matter what you give me, how much you cry, you cannot stop me. I am inevitable. 

Kaz has removed Aleah from the Dregs

Kaz: And I am Dirtyhands. 

Inej: okay dirtyhands just get me out of this dang cell

Kaz: Right. Okay. Just give me one srcond.

Kaz: *SECOND. Stupid gloves.     (thanks for the idea guys)

Nina: TAKE.THEM.OFF

Kaz: No my hands are dirty. 

Nina: oohh so THAT'S why they call you dirtyhands

Kaz: Uh yeah. I thought it was pretty clear in the name. What were you expecting?

Jesper: some claws, im honestly surprised they're not at least red

Kaz: You guys are weird why would I have claws smh. 

Inej: thank you dirtyhands for releasing me

Kaz: Okay shut up you're an investment don't get cute with me

Inej: actually, on second thought

Kaz: Inej?

Kaz: Inej why did you go back into your cell? 

Kaz: Inej open the door you're being rescued.

Kaz: Inej? 

Kaz: ... was it something I said?

Jesper: YES

Nina: YES

Matthias: YES

Wylan: YES

The rest of the dregs: YES

Every single person in Ketterdam: YES

Every character ever appeared or mentioned in the book: YES

Leigh Bardugo, the queen, the icon, the mother herself: YES

Every person reading this: YES

The ENTIRE fandom: YES

My friends who know nothing about this fandom but whom I forced to read this: YES

Every ounce of conscience and coherent thought that Kaz possesses: YES

Kaz: God Inej would you please just tell me why you won't come out you're honestly so petty sometimes it's seriously getting annoying seriously.

Van Eck: you know guys i would just leave if she's going to be this way maybe you should come back next friday im going to be out of town 

Kaz: Okay, thanks Jan. 

Nina: yeah, thanks Jan. 

thanks jan :)