Jesper: GUYS I AUTOCORRECTED KAZ'S DEVICE TO CHANGE THE WORD "Gang" TO "family" AND "angry" TO "sexy" LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS DON'T SAY ANYTHING

Jesper has added Kaz to Groupchat #47 titled "stop changing the name of the groupchat or I'm taking the phones away for good this time"  

Kaz: Be on the lookout for a Kaelish man wearing a frog pin on his lapel. He's new in town already has beef with almost every member of the family. Report to Specht if you see anything.

Kaz: Okay we're communication via text but I swear I can feel you guys staring at me. 

Kaz: Hello?

Inej: kaz, what was that first message?

Kaz: I don't know why it said family, I typed family. Just ignore it.

Nina: huh? im confused

Kaz: No, not family. Family.

Kaz: *Family

Jesper: Kaz, do you think of us as a family?

Kaz: Everytime I type family it changes it to family.

Kaz: Family

Kaz: Family

Kaz: No not Family, family.

Kaz: FAMILY

Kaz: Wylan come here why's it doing that?

Wylan: I have no idea, how is it making you feel?

Kaz: What do you mean how is it making me feel?? Sexy. I feel sexy. This whole day has been a nightmare, you guys are annoying as always, and now this. I am just extremely sexy. That's how I feel, Wylan.

Kaz: NO!

Nina: woA

Jesper: hey back off sweeney todd.

Kaz: I swear I don't know what's going on I meant to type sexy, not sexy. 

Inej: are you trying to tell me something?

Kaz: No, Inej, I'm not.

Inej: im getting mixed messages here 

Kaz: My phone is broken Wylan make me a new one.

Wylan: Put it on your Christmas list.

Kaz: GOD

Kaz: YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SO SEXY.

Kaz: NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Kaz: WYLAN

Inej: kaz just stop typing the word sexy if it's making you so angry

Kaz: Inej you have to believe me I'm not.

Matthias: Ha Ha! It is so funny that he does not know about Jesper messing with his phone!

Nina: Matthias!

Inej: Shh!

Kaz: what.

Jesper: gotta go fast

Wylan: Run Jesper.

Kaz: I am going to **** you.

Inej: oh 

Nina: um

Jesper: oh yeah I also changed the word kill to **** 

Kaz: Now I want to **** you even more.

Jesper: now that I think about it that probably wasn't the best idea

Inej: yeah that was too far

Wylan: Yeah your mom reads this Aleah, you might want to take that part out.

Aleah: yeah, you're right

Aleah: sorry if I made you uncomfortable

Nina: oh it's okay!

Jesper: yeah you're fine just keep writing

Aleah: okay

Kaz: I am going to smell you so hard, Jesper

Jesper: :0

Okay Kaz was pretty whiny in this chapter but i think it's fine