I can't believe this kid fell asleep on me.

I looked down at Tweek, his head rested against my chest and he hugged the pillow like a lifeline. I rolled my eyes and picked him up. My god was he unbelievably light for someone his size and age. I walked to my bed and laid him down on it, and I walked back to my phone that was charging. I picked up to see a message from Clyde.

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From: Taco Bitch 🌮
To: Me

C: Dude! What's up?
C: How's it going with Tweek at your place?
C: Helloooooo?
C: God don't tell me you two are fuckin rn
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I rolled my eyes and responded

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M: No, he fell asleep. I was watching a movie.
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I put my phone down and sighed, and trotted back to my bed. I plopped down as softly as I could and rubbed my neck. My eyes wandered up at the bare ass of my ceiling.

I jumped suddenly when my phone rang loudly. Panic filled my body when Tweek squirmed and I darted to my phone and answered it. I quickly tried to make my voice calm despite going a thousand miles an hour across my room.

" What..?!" I yelled in a whisper.

" Oh, shit sorry Cr-Craig." A stutter came from the other line. Jimmy? The fuck is he calling me so late?

" Do you have any idea what time it is..?!" I hissed, and Jimmy laughed.

" So-Sorry Mom." He snickered," I wa-wanted to let y-you know tha... thaaa... Thaaa." He huffed in frustration," Thaaaat C-Cartman and his C-Crew want to pl-play Superheroes one la-last time tomorrow."

" What? The fuck? We're not in Fourth Grade anymore." I pinched the bridge of my nose. For real? This is what we're doing with life now? Living like we're little kids again? Ugh.

" Cmonnn! O-One last time? I me-mean ha-half Of is are mo-moving away. So mi-might as well? C-Come onnnn!"

I paused and sighed. My eyes slowly made their way behind me. They landed on Tweeks body covered in sheets. His blonde hair a mess as he breathed softly.

" I uh.. Fine. As long as I can bring Tweek with me."

" Tweek? The-The new kid?"

" I can always hang up."

" Fineeee." He dragged out," I'll tell Cartman. But you gotta m-make hi-him a Cha-Character."

" Bye." I sighed and hung up the phone. My body suddenly fell and laid down on the ground. I stared up to the ceiling. Fucking christ I'm gonna kill myself.

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" Wha-Wha-What?!" Tweek screeched as he clung onto my blankets. He shook and twitched," I-I can't do that! That's so much HNG P-Pressure!"

" It's just a game, nobody is gonna judge you. Well, maybe they might but—"

"AH!" He cried out," N-Noooo!"

" Hey I said I'd go and I said I'd take you with me, so you have to go." I crossed my arms.

" B-But I don't kno-know how to pl-play or the ru-rules! I-I don't e-even have a c-costume!" He held onto the blankets tightly. His hair fell as he looked away and started to nibble on his nail," I... I-I just don't want t-to Embarrass you, Cr-Craig..."

My heart fluttered slightly. The fuck? That's so gay.

I don't mind it.

I sighed and sat in front of him," You're not going to embarrass me. Look, I'll help you get set up. Okay?"

He paused before nodded and putting my blanket down," O-Okay."

" Lucky you, I still have my form from long ago." I got up and walked to my desk and opened the drawer, and pulled out my old sheet. I looked at the top. "Super Craig". I smirked slightly before walking to Tweek and picking up my notebook. I sat next to him," Want to look at it?"

" P-Please." He gently took the sheet out of my hands and looked at it. As he did that I opened my notebook and started to write out the form.

" Alright, Any ideas on your name?" I looked at him and he jumped.

" W-Well... Um..." he looked at the paper and paused," I-If you're going to be S-Super Craig... I-I'm gonna be..." he tugged on his lip and I watched as his nimble fingers moved across his lips in what I assume was nervous habit," I'll be Wo-Wonder Tweek!"

I couldn't hold back a soft chuckle," Trying to match me?"

" W-Well I don't know!" He whined and suddenly frowned. He turned his head away from me and he held himself," I-I don't know.."

" Hey, I didn't say it was bad. I'm just poking fun at you." I looked at him as he turned back. When he smiled I gave a soft smile back," Okay, Alignment?"

" Good. O-Or um... Lawful." He quickly breathed out and I scribbled it down too.

" Religion?"

" Uh... B-Buddhism?" He bit his lip and rubbed his neck," Th-That one, uh... I don't know."

" Me too." I nodded but paused as I knew the next one to ask," Preferred sex and Gender?"

His face suddenly flushed red," D-Do I have to do this?!" He whined and when I nodded, he laid down and clutched a pillow," Um... HnG.. g.." he mumbled into the pillow.

" Huh? What was that?"

" G-Gay Male!" He yelled out and hid his face in the pillow.

" Ah. Kay." I wrote it down and a part of me just had a wave of relief.

" Th-That's not weird to you?" He sat up and looked at me.

I chuckled softly," Fuck no. I don't give a shit what you're about, as long as you're not a dick do whatever the fuck you want man."

" Oh." He nodded and started biting his nails again. I pulled his hand down and started talking again.

" Sooo... This next bit is about your Backstory for Wonder Tweek. Any Ideas?" I looked at him, my pencil bouncing in my fingers.

" Uhhh..." he paused and suddenly started to think hard and looked at the sheets intensely. I took this time to inspect him.

Even though his hair was a rats' nest, it suited him. It kinda just framed his face I guess. His eyes were this weird green and blue. Like... if the grass of the plains met the sea in early dawn. Where the dew droplets were still on the blades of green and the water sparkles in calm waves.

Fuck that was gay.

Suddenly, he peeked up," H-How about... um... A-A Siren temptress thing?"

I blinked, dumbfounded," Eh?"

" Y-Yeah! Um... His p-power is seduction and manipulation. S-Specifically on M-Males." He shrugged," A-And um... his power source is uh... Love."

" Uh... Sure. Are you sure you can pull that off?"

" What's that supposed to mean Tucker?!" He whined and I laughed.

" I'm just saying you don't seem the type to seduce people." I shrugged.

" Hah... You'd be surprised." He mumbled.

I suddenly frowned. The hell does that mean? Has he like... done shit before?

I filled out the sheet and nodded," Right, so.. Outfit. Any ideas?"

" N-No." He shook his head.

" Don't worry, I'll help with that too."