i still have asks from ddbr 5 to complete acdhsjdhjsbffcuuuuuuukkkkkk

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*at a board game cafe*

Hiroaki: yooooo they have exploding pussies!!¡
Lilliano: it's exploding kittens
Hiroaki; i'm getting the exploding pussies¡¡
Lilliano: i said it's exploding k—
Hiroaki: deal those p u s s i e s

Dorotea destroying everyone in Monopoly bc she's the only one whose parents taught how to do taxes.

Coup:

- Marino keeps trying to assassinate everyone, he doesn't have Assassin but when ppl challenge him & he loses he gets pissed anyway.

- Alexandre is that bitch who always calls challenge bc he can't stand the thought that sb is getting past him. he'll die if he needs to but imAGINE THE SATISFACTION WHEN THE LIAR IS EXPOSED—

- Christopher knows this & uses it to his advantage to kill Alex :^) he'd just take 3 coins every round saying he's Duke, & when Alex challenges him he smacks the card down like it's the most satisfying pancake flip

- Lilliano can & will pay the full 7 coins to kill someone >:) he will never give them the chance to use Contessa

- Ontario will steal from people even if he doesn't have Captain, mostly bc he just wants to piss them off

i think i need to make it clear that Trent is canonically in college at 17. he probably doesn't have time for fun & games, he's like one of those insane bitches who brings their hw to a board game cafe to do while waiting for ppl to finish up that round of Werewolf or wtv bc he alr got killed.

speaking of Werewolf:

- nobody trusts Trent

- nobody trusts Hiroaki either but that's just bc he goes crazy w the accusations & it becomes suspicious

- Donatello is bluffmaster while Josette is legit the shittiest liar, she gets this constipated look on her face

- so does Stella, so she usually ends up being gamemaster/god. she makes up the most bombass stories on the spot too.

- Ontario is surprisingly very good at bluffing as well

- Marino is almost always witch but he also almost always gets killed in the first few rounds which majorly pisses him off

- if Lilliano is Hunter he will almost always never fail to pull a wolf along w him when he dies

- opposite to that Dorotea just chooses whoever to die w her, she could use her mafioso skills to deduct?? but ehhh too tiring haha how bout i just target Trent until he gets so mad he quits to do hw :^)

- if Alex & Chris are both wolves one of them will kill the other at some point as a strategy to not be found out

- they would also have SO MUCH MORE drive to win if they're on the same side wtf. if you're Cupid DO NOT put them together they will do ANYTHING to attain victory.

- Arlo never means harm but he accidentally becomes the most suspicious bitch bc he never knows what to say during voting, so he ends up agreeing to what other ppl say, & in the end his opinions differ too much & everyone just kills him off

- Josette's accent is not heavily British, due to growing up around ppl who speaks English w many different accents, but when she gets into it during the discussions her accent comes out s t r o n g and everyone snickers at her for it

JJ: sew as i wuss saying— WOT???????
Everyone: hhffjskhnrsh "wot" >:'DDDDD

(what am i doing i should've let them play Mafia ;_;)

Bang:

- Arlo abuses Duello. the end.

- no fr tho imagine Sheriff Arlo with Calamity Janet and Duello........ too powerful plus he has no hesitation so he'd just target a person & shoot them until they die

- Lilliano is probably the BEST Renegade, he always tricks the Sheriff into believing he's Vice & kills all the Outlaws, but then at the very last moment he reveals himself like MWAHAHAHAHAHA DIE BITCH

- the inside joke is that everyone puts Hiroaki in Prigione the first chance they get

- Donatello has the best luck, his Barrel, Dynamite & Prigione draws ALWAYS work

- opposite to that Ontario has the worst luck, he probably gets a Volcanic but his character is Willy the Kid :')

- the funniest times is actually when it's only Donatello & Josette left, & Josette is full-on shouting trying to shoot him as many times as possible, but Donnie keeps drawing Mancato! & Barrels & Mustang & whatever, & whenever he's low on blood he miraculously draws a Birra, so the game litr continues on forever. DD may not show it tho but if ppl look into his eyes they can tell he's also getting competitive & wants to win against JJ >:)

Truth or Dare:

(oop—)

- Donatello is that nice person who asks stuff like "what did you eat for dinner yesterday" or "take whatever you want out of the fridge & take a bite out of it rn," but if he becomes targeted he will not be afraid to do the nastiest dares ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DD: what did you eat for dinner yesterday
Alex: *looks pointedly at Chris*
Everyone: *sees it*
Chris:
Alex:
Everyone:
DD:
Alex:
Alex:
Alex: ....chicken

JJ: what were /you/ doing yesterday night then huh
DD: mast—
JJ: wOAH *points to Trent chilling on the couch w earplugs & cucumber slices on his eyes bc this is no place for a child ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
DD: —er bedroom, watching netflix :)
JJ: *starts blushing........... until*
Stella: *coughs loudly* OH YEAAAA i rmb the lights were on & i was gna join you but it sounded like you & Arlo were alr having a good time
DD: ,,,,,,,,, *Cry to Me starts materializing in hands*
Arlo: *dead*

Dorotea: lmfao what did you happen to be watching anyhow :^)
DD: *looks at Arlo*
Arlo: *shakes head violently* *starts blushing*
DD:
Everyone: 👁👁
DD:
DD:
DD: Puss in Boots cos Arlo likes watching intense duels
Dorotea: aw
Stella: aw
JJ: aw
Alex: aw
Chris: aw
Ontario: aw
Hiroaki: aw
Marino: aw
Lilliano: aw
Trent, from the couch: aw
Arlo: s̵̹̙̜̖̎̃͛̈́̑͆̚ẖ̸͛̀͆̉̇͘̚ụ̴̰͍̤̤̩̾̒̐̑̚͜͝͝ͅt̷̘̣̳̋̏̍͑̽̊͗̅̚ ̶̖̼̺̩͇̥̈͌̋̒̈͑͑ţ̸̻̜̬̭̺̹̅͋͒́̏̃̅̀͘ẖ̸̡̮͓̯̰̂̌̈́̕͘͝͝e̸͉̦͇͇̎͐ ̸̫͖̰̻̅̌̕f̷̧̛͑̔̒͛̒̃͠u̷͕̲̼̬͔̥̕c̶̲̥̲̞̻̻̭͖͔̈́͊̈́̇̕͠͝k̶̩̺͇͒̽̔̏ ̸͉̯̾̽̊͠u̵̫̹̱̟̐̈͋̆̑̽̑̌͘͠ͅp̸̢̳͇̤͇̩̺̠̩̄̅̒̉̏͝

- Ontario is also very shameless, but both his asks & willingness to do dares are on a whole nother level, it's impossible to catch him flustered

- unless the dare is related to Marino ;) but everyone knows Marino will d i e so there's an unspoken agreement to spare the both of them

- sometimes tho if Hiroaki becomes too pissed he will make the *off-limit dare* and everyone just sits there like guests at a friend's house when said friend is being shouted at by their parents while Ontario & Marino litr passes out sitting up *cue windows pop-up notification noises*

- let's be real tho, ppl will dare Hiroaki or Dorotea or maybe Donatello to do one of those sexy dances, but NOBODY will touch Ontario bc they know it's for their own safety 🌚

- Dorotea also asks the most wicked questions, but throughout it all Ontario notices her phone keeps lighting up, & when he finally grabs it turns out TRENT has been texting her those qs all along

- 10 very angry adults immediately put him to bed

Camping:

- girls' tent is so peaceful & zen, Dorotea brought face masks for everybody, they're painting each other's nails with Stella's nail polish, they're having idle convos & Josette is actually smiling non-creepily for once

- meanwhile in boys' tent Hiroaki wants to stage a fucking WWE match with Marino, who is complaining to Ontario about how many times he's been kicked in the ribs just sleeping next to Hiro, but Ontario is trying to not lose his shit over the moth that has just entered their tent due to Trent's reading light, and he's trying to get Arlo to shoot it but Arlo is also too scared to do anything so now Donatello is dealing with the moth, but he's too clumsy & the noise is waking Christopher up, & Chris cannot fall back asleep for his life so he complains to Alex, who gets pissed bc he's just trying to clean his arrows in peace man, so he goes to Hiroaki to tell him to sort this out & stfu so ppl can sleep, and Hiroaki gets pissed & they're all pissed & the moth is taking flight now what the fuck aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

- and then Lilliano crawls out of his sleeping bag, takes one look at the moth, raises his hands & CATCHES IT MID-FLIGHT, before turning to the other boys with a murderous look beneath his blond bedhead "if i hear another s q u e a k from any of you im dropping this moth into your fucking m o u t h"

- silence

- he goes to the tent entrance & releases the moth, before returning to his sleeping bag & zipping it all the way up to his face like he's a corndog

- everyone else crawls into their respective bags & tries to fall asleep without getting mothman nightmares

that's all :D camping & ToD hcs are kinda fun maybe i'll make more who knows

OH YEA btw i opened a q&a (end of last chap) so drop ur qs if ur curious abt anything i have to say 👀