To help y'all w the info sheets and whatnot:

- both mains are single & open to having love interests 👀👀👀

- DoDo is 21, bisexual with a slight male preference

- JoJo is 21 & lesbian

- this AU is set after Part 5, which means Giorno is Don of Passione

- dead characters: DIO, Jonathan, Diavolo, Pillar Men, Kira (?) (i guess he doesn't matter tho cos he has no kids in this AU)

- alive characters: most/all members of La Squadra & Unita Speciale, most/all of DIO's P3 minions

- DoDo is studying psychology in college, he wants to become a counselor/therapist

- JoJo... idk, maybe law or some other serious business like that,,

Memes bc I have no self-restraint:

Hiroaki or Lilliano, at some point probably: JoJo you can't just be all talk!! You have to swear!¡
JoJo: FUCK.
H/L: That's not what I meant!!!!!¡!
JoJo:
JoJo: *looks into camera like she's in The Office*
JoJo: I know.
(Marino probably doesn't give 2 shits.)

*During battle*
H/L/JJ/someone idk: Marino d o something!!?!
Marino: *freaks out* *hands slip* *a bigass line on the paper*
Marino:
Marino: FUCK IT WORM I CHOOSE YOU!!¡!

DoDo: JoJo..... she's my age but she's so mature.. grown-up.... always serious & focused........ wow the Joestars are really admirable.....
JoJo: *takes off shades* it's called depression bitch

That's all I got for now 😔😔 Back to making chara cards bahaha—