thank you to everyone who asked 🥺💓

answered interview-style, in-character :'D

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skiddynoddlez

QQ: Name one thing your parents taught you.
Samhain: My father taught me to always have conviction and confidence, to trust my own intuition and do whatever I think is right. He has strong opinions sometimes, but I can respect that.
Samhain: And then of course, the void taught me S U C C 👌👁👄👁👌

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twins101

QQ: Describe your love interest.
Alfie: Oh, sure!
Alfie: Just make sure Nico isn't in earshot lmao, who knows if he'll be able to handle my love ;)
Alfie: Just kidding. There's no love here. Honestly? I think he's a giant bitch. [laughs]
Alfie: I'm kidding again! Although I do think he's a bitch — please don't tell him this. I love him. A lot of people think he's annoying because of his personality, but I don't mind it. He's actually really— [pauses] hmm, no, I'm gonna say kind of; he's kind of nice if you get to know him. He just wants friends, y'know? Although the way he is makes it really hard for him to make friends sometimes 🌚
Alfie: But I will say, he's just perfect to annoy. You can tell he gets SO mad when you even remotely touch a nerve. I love fucking with him [laughs].
Alfie: Both ways. [smug wink]
QQ: mOVING ON—

QQ: Would you agree with the term "guilty pleasure"? Do you have any?
Alfie: It's a weird term to me. If you want to be black-and-white about it, all pleasures are guilty. You're pleasing yourself, doing something for your own enjoyment; that's selfish. But then again, it's self-love, y'know? Nothing to feel guilty about about that. Plus, if all of it is guilty, then none of it is. So I'd say "guilty pleasure" just doesn't make sense.
Alfie: In terms of pleasure? Yeah, I have lots. I'm only human, after all ;)
Alfie: To name a few: cuddles, greasy-ass street food, really spicy shit that messes with your bowels for days, um... Netflix and chill, rom-coms especially the corny ones... that's all I can think of off the top of my head. Oh yeah! And your smile [winks and grins].

QQ: Do you like being called pet names? Do you call other people pet names? What's your go-to?
Alfie: Oh, that's a long one.
Alfie: For sure! I love it, honey. Call me anything you want. [wriggles eyebrows suggestively]
Alfie: [laughs] Really though, it's so cute! It makes me feel like I matter to the other person, you know? Else why would they assign a wholeass nickname to me. It's so endearing, and I love it.
Alfie: I also call other people pet names. But mostly to annoy them. [laughs] Especially the ones I can annoy. I default to "sweetheart," "honey," "baby"... y'know, the basic ones — and then when I find one that makes them tick, that's the one I use >:3
QQ: That's evil.
Alfie: What can I say? I'm a sin after all ùwú

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QQ: Who will you take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won't you?
Irene: That's very absolute. I don't think anyone could be that person for me. Myself, I guess.
Irene: "Won't"? Oh, so many people 🌚
Irene: I'd probably only ever consider the opinions of my parents, and then close friends. That's it. [sips strawberry milk loudly]

QQ: What age do you most want to be right now?
Irene: Ripe age of 18 feels pretty good to me. [laughs] Life has been kind, I've got to admit.
QQ: [slowly slides MNIKI behind back]

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Samhain: So specific. Are you planning on buying something for me?
Samhain: Anyway... it's a color I would wear. But not for a whole outfit, just... maybe a pattern, or one article of clothing in that 'fit, or something. But for formal outfits, sure. I think I look better in darker reds though.
Samhain: I'd NEVER wear red lipstick though. Koko might, but not me. Cast it into the void. It won't even be missed.

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CL0UDUSTS

QQ: Okay, fourth-wall-go-yeet moment. Do you like romance in the books you read, or in the book you're in?
Donatello: [laughs] "fourth-wall-go-yeet"?
Donatello: Um, yeah I guess. I think love is an interesting thing. It's an emotion that has a crazy amount of control over us, but it's also just chemicals. Kind of freaky to think about.
Donatello: I think... romance in books are kind of tame for me. [smiles] But they add spice to the story, that's for sure.
Donatello: As for the universe I'm in... erm, yeah. I... [laughs bashfully] yeah, I like it.
QQ: Gotta get the funtimes in before everything goes to hell yanno?
Donatello: What's that?
QQ: [slides DoTB plot behind back] Nothing you have to think about for now.

QQ: Would you agree with the term "guilty pleasure"? Do you have any?
Donatello: Oh! Hahaha... are you sure you want to ask that in a public interview?
Donatello: Short answer, yes. I have many. Just, not conventionally-shareable ones, I suppose. [laughs]
Donatello: Oh, but, there is one actually. Shoes. [laughs] All kinds. Love looking at them, love wearing them, love collecting them. It's terrible though. I feel like I waste so much money. [laughs] It's an unhealthy obsession. I really don't know how my dad would feel about it.

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QQ: Describe your love interest.
Josette: What?
QQ: Describe your love interest.
Josette: Are you serious? Who asked this?! Who.... [laughs awkwardly] Why???
QQ: Can you answer?
Josette: Uh, yeah, I am physically able. Just... just, give me a moment... ahaha.... [intense blushing]
QQ: We will be back shortly.

QQ: While we take a break from that.... Do you empathize with non-sentient things, like dolls, plants or books?
Josette: ... No, I can't say I do. Never thought about it. That's some existential stuff. I'm a bit young to have a crisis, lmao.
QQ: [throws DoTB plot out of interview room]

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The_Blue_Hearted

Alfie: Woah, I am popular today. [turns to you] Can't get enough of me, babe? [winks]
QQ: Please stop.
Alfie: Sorry I'm just so charismatic ;3
QQ: Anyway.... Would you ever give a speech, and what about?
Alfie: A speech? Sure, if the situation calls for it. I wouldn't mind. I'd be up for giving a speech in place of someone, if they're too nervous to do it or something, too.
Alfie: Topic... [closes gg pres tab with 20-slide presentation on why Joseph is a horrible father] I haven't thought about it. Oh! But if you ever need a booster, I can give a pretty bomb motivational speech 💖

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CityOfFragments

Alfie: Well well :^)
QQ: Control your smug side now or this interview is over.
Alfie: Bold of you to assume you would allow yourself to do that :^)))
QQ: ...
QQ: Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? If you have multiple, who's your favorite?
Alfie: Nope. That's for children. I'm not a child.
Alfie: On my bed there are a pillow and a blanket. That's it. Number of people aside from myself is negotiable ;)

QQ: You've done (3), so let's move onto (6). Who will you take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won't you?
Alfie: Hmmm... I'd take advice from anyone, to be honest. A friends, my s/o, a random neighbor... doesn't matter who to me as long as they have something helpful to say. I will not take anything from any of my family members though. [sips coffee loudly]

QQ: You've won the lottery! S—
Alfie: Holy shit!! Really?!? PARTY AT MY PLACE EVERYTHING PAID-FOR EVERYONE IS INVITED LEGGOOOOOOO!!!1!1!!!11!!!!
QQ: That was just... [being dragged by the neck by Alfie] ok nevermind.

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QQ: Can you take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?
Celeste: Why does this have three things? Is it supposed to increase in difficulty?
QQ: Uh, ye—
Celeste: Of course I can. House plants are great. I just have a pollen allergy, which is unfortunate. Which reminds me — I once had this really cute flowering plant but I couldn't keep it, so I tried giving it to Josette. But it died in a month, lol. I think she watered it too often.
QQ: RIP.
Celeste: Indeed. Anyhow, pets are great too. And I love children. I think a lot of them and their parents get intimidated by how I look though. [laughs] But they don't annoy me — only the really spoilt or misbehaved ones can get on my nerves.

QQ: Will you give a speech? What about?
Celeste: Not out of the blue, no... but I'd be fine with giving one if I have time to prepare for it. I'll have to get real good at it though, eventually — y'know, for taking over the company and stuff.
Celeste: If I ever give one, I think it'd be in that setting too... yeah.

QQ: Describe them in three words....
QQ: Not referencing the info sheet here xD Confident, mysterious, talented.
QQ: Okay, you can come in now!
Celeste: Why so secretive? [smiles]
QQ: Describe yourself in three words!
Celeste: Hmm.... Confident, sappy... [laughs] I am a sap! And an old soul.

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QQ: Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? If you have multiple, who's your favorite?
Quinn: Definitely! I actually own quite a few. [laughs] But my favorite is this big, flat and really soft jellyfish, and that's the only one I sleep with.

QQ: Do you empathize with non-sentient things, like dolls, plants or books?
Quinn: It depends. Normally, no, but if it's something I'm attached to, then yes, big time.
Quinn: Like, if I wake up and see my jellyfish looking misshapen because I slept on it? I will agonize. If I see someone mistreat a book, I will rage. If I see a cup of bubbletea being dropped?
QQ: ... Yes?
Quinn: I don't know what measures I will go to. So that's why I'm not saying anything, haha. [sips bubbletea loudly]

QQ: Do you like romance in the books you read, or in the book you're in?
Quinn: I don't think I'm in any book as of yet? But in terms of books I read, YES.
Quinn: Look. I am a simple and soft woman. I see people in healthy relationship, I support. Romantic, platonic, anything. If they happy, I stan.

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JotarosDolphinDealer

QQ: Not as unpopular as you may think 🌚

QQ: Anyway... all of y'all, get in here!

Alfie: Another question for me? >:3

Samhain: Why is it so crowded? How many more children do you plan on spawning?

Valentin: Why am I so underdeveloped? This is unfair.

Gianmarco: The price you have to pay for being most handsome.

Josette: Dang do I smell jealousy~?

Celeste: Hey, be nice to your brother-in-law. Also, all I smell is peach. What the— achooo!

Yoshinori: My bad.

Donatello: Did you know there are better coping mechanisms than destroying your lungs and munching on overgrown keratin?

Kasumi: What's all this science talk? I think it smells nice. [inhales]

Quinn: Kasumi, no.

Irene: YO! SHUT UP! She's trying to ask us something!

QQ: Thank you my first creation,,,, Anyway. Do you like children?

Alfie: Nope. Annoying little shits.

Quinn: woAH [gestures to Kasumi]

Alfie: I mean... I guess some of them are tolerable? But they keep becoming harder and harder to entertain. Plus they're no fun to tease. You do one thing wrong and boom there's tears parents are shouting at you passersby are giving you the dirty eye. So it's a no from me. Wouldn't want any, either.

Samhain: I think they're fine. You're right though, kids nowadays are so hard to entertain. If you don't offer them a screen, it's impossible. I'm indifferent toward them, but I wouldn't like, volunteer to spend time with one or anything.

Valentin: Y'all are just boring. Kids are lovely! They're the most understanding and inclusive bunch around. I'd say I like them, yeah.

Gianmarco: I take it you don't know what it's like to grow up with a younger sibling. [chuckles darkly] No kids for me. I can hang out with them and keep them entertained, but not of my own volition. People keep saying I'm good with kids though.

Celeste: Wow, and I thought we were on good terms.

Gianmarco: Threw a temper tantrum at me one too many times, Cel. [shakes head]

Celeste: That's because you never hung out with me! I just wanted to spend time with you. Anyway... I already answered above, but to summarize, yes. Y'all say y'all hate kids like you weren't pooping all over the place once. [shoots them a dirty look]

Alfie: See? There it is.

QQ: Josette?

Josette: [laughs awkwardly] Children... are not really it for me. [Celeste gives her a betrayed look] Sorry, babe. They're loud, annoying, fussy, dirty, just... nope. I want my peace and quiet, thanks.

Celeste: Wow. Okay. I— ACHOOO! Jeez, can this dude just answer his question and go somewhere else??

Yoshinori: Uh, sure... sorry....

Quinn: Nope. [gets scythe & reaps itchiness from Cel's nose] There we go.

Yoshinori: Thanks.... Anyway, um... kids are alright, I guess. Don't love them though. Don't think I'd want any. But, uh, I can hang with them I guess. No strong opinions in general.

Donatello: I think kids are lovely. They are the future, after all. It's really unfortunate what some have to go through, but... really, I don't think they deserve all this hate. I like hanging out with them, and I don't mind keeping them entertained, or babysitting some. Sometimes it can be really fun. And I mean, I agree with Celeste. We were all kids once.

Kasumi: Y'all are discussing this like it's hypothetical. Look at me. I'm a kid. How about people care me.

QQ: We do,,,,,,

Irene: I mean, they've got a point. But you have to answer the question still, Kaz.

Kasumi: Fine... it's kind of weird though, because I myself am a kid. Uh... I don't really like kids. They often get on my nerves, especially the obnoxious ones. Also, they keep trying to touch my hair and ask weird shit about my eyes? Like, leave me alone. Jeez.

Gianmarco: Mood.

Samhain: Same. "Why do you wear chains?" Uh, because I think they look good. Stop grabbing at me.

Yoshinori: Kids like to sniff me sometimes. Makes me feel kinda bad.

Quinn: That's mad funny out of context though.

QQ: Anyway, Quinn?

Quinn: I don't mind kids! Don't super love them, but wouldn't mind chilling with one. It can be fun when you get into an activity with them, like coloring or something. I think you just gotta be patient and loving with kids, that's all.

Irene: I agree. I think kids are fun once you figure out what you wanna do together! I don't like the super fussy or misbehaved ones, but I've babysat for a few neighbors before, and it wasn't bad. Sometimes it can get boring though, like when they force you to retell a story for the third time, or play dolls all day, stuff like that. But I'd say I like kids.

QQ: I see, I see.

QQ: Aaaand... that concludes our interviews! Thank you so much for taking part!!

Kasumi: Can we leave now?

Alfie: Don't forget, PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!1!1!!1!!!

Valentin: Oh hell YEA—

QQ: B-bye everyone,,,

QQ: Oh shoot! Josette, you—

[recording room is empty]

QQ: ... welp.

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"So."

Josette turns around to look at her girlfriend. Celeste jogs to catch up to her, silvery strands of hair sparkling underneath the streetlights. They grin up at her cheekily:

"Heard you left a question unanswered."

"Wha— oh." The brunette exclaims lamely. Celeste loops an arm around her waist, feeling Josette's warmth seep into her as they head to the parking lot, chasing the chill of the autumn wind away somewhat. They feel an arm drape around their shoulders.

"Sorry if you'd wanted to hear it." Josette says at last, guiltily. "It was... just, awkward. I dunno. I, uh...."

"Hey." Celeste halts their step, and the brunette does too, looking at them quizzically. She yelps, when they raise a hand to pinch her nose:

"OW! What was that for?"

"Bad Josie." Celeste chides, trying to stifle a laugh at the way their girlfriend's face drops. "You know I don't mind that. So stop apologizing."

Josette's eyebrow shoots up, before she huffs annoyedly. Got you. "Meanie."

"I love you." Celeste wriggles their eyebrows suggestively, narrowly dodging a swipe from the brunette. "Oi oi, that's more than whatever you said!"

"Shut up." Josette grumbles. She walks to the car, but stops when Celeste follows her to the driver's seat like a puppy. "What?"

"I want kissy." They say, and the look on Josette's face screams dead-inside. "Give me kissy. Now. Now?"

"I said shut up." The brunette mumbles, before putting her palms on either side of Celeste's face and pulling them into a kiss. Their lips are chilly from the cold, but the warm fuzzy feeling forming inside both their stomachs is too comforting for either to pull away. Josette's palms smell like the hand lotion Celeste lent her earlier, and when they push deeper and thread a hand into her hair, the scent of her shampoo tickles the tip of their nose pleasantly. Josette hums in disapproval and pulls away, though, when Celeste bites down teasingly on her lip.

"Consider that your punishment." Celeste says smugly, hands still tangled up in the brunette's hair. Josette looks at them resignedly, before suddenly pulling them close, letting her forehead fall onto their shoulder:

"I love you."

Heat blooms on Celeste's cheeks. Chuckling, they put their arms around Josette's large frame, turning sideways to plant a kiss onto her head:

"I know, mi amore. Let's go home, okay?"

"Mmn."

They get into the car, and the drive home is filled with comfortable silence, fond memories, and muted radio music.

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hope y'all liked!! this was fun 👌 if people want, i can also do another round 🌚👉👈 maybe with different qs or something.

if you want, DO THIS FOR YOUR OCS AS WELL I SHALL SPAM U W QS 😳😳💗