Alexandre: *limping*
DoDo: dude ur leg is already bad enough, do u really have to wear those horrible shoes??
Alex: *looks down at DoDo's Dio-grade-terrible funky-ass shoes with pointed elf toes* I have news for you.

Hiroaki: Marino called me pretty today!!
JoJo/sb else: ??? no fckin way
Hiroaki: well he said "you're pretty annoying" but we're focusing on the positives today hunny

Ontario: *looks Dorotea up and down* pffft hahaHA who even wears overalls nowadays lmaooo u unfashionable loser
*they arrive at her parents' house*
Ontario: *cowering underneath the cold dead gazes of SquaTizi* uhhhh hi sirs lovely overalls you've got there—

Lilliano: uwu
Hiroaki & Marino: ppfft haha weakling probably doesn't even know what he's getting himself into, work for the mafia?? who r u kidding—
Lilliano: *accidentally (?) takes off shirt to reveal huge mfkin yakuza-like tattoo on his back* uwu?
Hiroaki & Marino: u,,uwu,,,,,,,,,,

Trent: MWAHAHAHA IMMA RULE THE WORLD AIN'T NOBODY GNA GET IN MY MFKIN WAY—
JoJo: *comes up to his 1m68 58kg ass in 1m80 70kg*
Trent: *sweats*

Also book's name will be "Destiny of That Blood" (Sono Chi no Sadame) :3