fINALLY

AN UPDATE

WHAT THE HECK

if u r interested in an explanation for my inactivity read the part in ❌❌ lmao, if not feel free to skip

tw mental health

❌❌

so uh

smol vent ig?

basically: it is once again, my mental health 🥴 quite a few things have happened this year, and unfortunately that has put my already-barely-recovering brain into a state of even worse disrepair. my mental health has been on rapid decline since june, and admittedly i haven't felt a slump this bad in about a year. it honestly overwhelmed me and as yall know when mental health is shitty it also yoinks all motivation and confidence :') while i'd love to continue with mniki, "fake-date", and even shitpost stuff... it's been rough and anything i produce is just not good. for FD especially (which ik some of you are very excited for), which i've talked a lot about how i prewrote a lot of and how it's one of my fav works, is now very hard for me to revisit and edit at all. it's a story that's very personal to me, but now it's just kind of triggering (?) so tbh i don't want to have to think about it atm :')

anyway. i wanna get to the shitpost, so: i have gotten professional help and taken other measures, but yk recovery is long and hard and in general...... ig what i'm trying to say is, i'm neither excited nor do i want to create content while my brain & emotions are 69420 levels of shitty, bcos the content will also be shitty. but i love writing and i hate this slump as much as some of yall do, so i'm trying my best to get back into it. good news: i am thinking about a new jjba oc story; hopefully this gets me excited enough to write again! slightly not good news: i don't know if i will open it up to be an af, or an interactive fic; i also dk when i'm actually going to start working on it. but if anyone is interested, i can give basic overview 👀

(why did this turn into pr)

if you read all that, thanks a lot! please bear w me while i try to sort things out. it may take a while but i have hope for the future so, fingers crossed 🍀

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aaaaaaaaaalright

this is a shitpost series based on various convos on discord! (special thanks to skiddynoddlez & FugosTherapyBill.) will contain scenarios, incorrect quotes, and just.... other shit in general. jjba interactive af universe, but also..... just, in general, ig. it is literal discord after all 👾 might read disjointed af cos i just yoinked str8 from the texts.

for this first one: hcs, scenarios, oc & ship stuff

oc creds: ein, nwecc (jdd), drewily, Pleasenobodynoticeme

enjoy~

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me on possible general mniki scenarios:

- imagine them sitting opposite to each other, person A w their hand just lying there relaxedly... and suddenly they feel a warm touch on their fingers & they look up, & just... person B shyly interlacing their hand w them & their fingers are so soft & warm and their touch feels so nice and AAAAAAAAA

- s̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶ casually putting their head onto the other person's shoulder, their cheek squishing a little & their hair totally tickling the other person's neck, but it feels super nice & comforting

- in a car ride together, & one of them just turns over & asks "can i lie down in your lap?" & they say yes & they do & the person actually falls asleep & they're so cute omg where should i put my hands i dont wanna wake em up but aaahhhh and so the person sitting just gingerly places arm onto the sleeping one's shoulder, and its just soft & sweet & kinda cuddly and HHRRRRKKKK

- CHEEK KISSIES (lip bois r overrated AND unsanitary smh)

- FOREHEAD KISSIES

- EYES KISSIES (like when u kiss their eyelids or just that part right below their eye)

- FINGER/KNUCKLES KISSIES or, when they're holding hands and one of them just starts distractedly fiddling w the others fingers

- BRO IMAGINE sleeping scene & the tol ones just hug the smol ones from behind & put their face into the crook of their necks and— 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

- any student scenario with one of them working while the other is just napping on the table next to them is so good

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me and ein on Samhain & the preexisting VaniRence fam in general:

me:
sb: *hitting on her*
Samhain: i can succ ur dicc
sb: perf— *dicc go zwoop* wHAAAAAAAAAAA

ein:
Koko: Samhain, please-
Samhain: They deserved it.
Koko:
Koko: Damn right they did.

me:
Terence: so what r ur interests?
Samhain: not video games like some loser in here hAh
Terence:
Terence:
Terence: Vanilla Ice i'd like you to get a refund—

ein:
Koko: Dad, I get the fact you nicknamed us based off our colour schemes but do I really have to be "Rainbow"?
Vanilla Ice: What would you like me to nickname you? Gay?
Koko:
Samhain: Considering their crush, pretty much so.
Koko: DHADOI O JI HDAIOJSD AO)S

me on Koko hating ants:
S: *sees ants crawl by*
S: hmn
*later*
K: *just sitting there*
S: *SUMMONS 「PRAYER X」 & REGURGITATES THE ANTS*

Bruh just imagine tho like she opens her mouth & a bunch of insects just crawl out ughhdhdhdbdbsb wtf

(Yurei i summon u)

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me on nwecc's Vivsaray's stand:

bro just imagine—

Mr. B: *releasing sb*
Them: cOMING OUT OF MY CAGE
Them: AND I'VE BEEN FEELIN' JUST FINE
Them: GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN
Them: BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
Mr. B: nope u aint getting nothing back inside u go *s l a p*

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on DodArlo:

me & drew:

random hc:
DoDo always ending his texts with x bc b r i t i s h but it be making Arlo feel some typa way

dd: hey dont forget to get some milk x
arlo: "x" 😳 ❤️ 💖 💕 💗 💝❣️💓 💞

me & ein:

DodArlo but like for some reason they're on a walk, & they're holding hands, & DD is freaking out bc damnit his hand feels so nice & its so warm & kinda rough but it feels so comforting?? while Arlo is freaking out bc holy shit i cant believe im holding hands w DD what i dont even deserve this cool mf¿ but neither of them would let go of the other's hand & they're so flustered theyre gna burst some blood vessels sb help them—

ALSO (sth that happened in my zoom class the other day too)
DD having zoom class w his cam on, & idk ppl r simping for him as usual (idk why nobody else have as much simp juice as me smh yall missing out) & in the middle of the lecture suddenly ppl see a guy walk into his frame (Arlo), & he just suddenly leans down & they kiss???????? & then DD goes back to taking notes as usual while all the simps r like short circuiting lmao

ALSO hfjfbndbdns DodArlo kiss:
I feel like they'd be the type to go slow but its super affectionate, they'd go deep & then sort of like pull back but their hands are on each others faces and waists and hands and wtv,,, and theres just this silent moment when they stare into the others eyes and just like, observe their face and everything...... & like the whole world kinda fades away but they like it, and one of them gives the other a little smile & then they just go in for more,,,,,,,,,, AAAA 😔

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me & ein on Marino:

Marino being the embodiment of the international students LV meme

fucking,, "rise & shine international students" u KNOW Marino be feasting on that shit at 6:30 AM while in his silk victoria secret's pyjamas

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me on long-distance relas hcs:

- staying up just to call the other person bc timezones

- similarly, staying up to text the other

- hoarding lil presents for when they finally meet

- mindless doodles of the other person

- seeing sth & being like "omfg ___ come here you need to-" and then realizing they're not there :((

- CLOTHES EXCHANGE SO THEY CAN DO LONG DISTANCE CUDDLES

- being lonely for dinner & facetiming the other person so they can eat w sb

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just me w my own ocs hcs now (+ some more) (Rosanio belongs to nwecc)

- Nor is sweaty as all-fuck bc anxiety so his hands r always fucking d r i p p i n g

- like 90% of the time

- Teddy Bear does his nails for him sometimes lmao cos he always fucks them up despite how much nail polish he always wears

[wp rly needs to add strikethrough wtf]

- Irene taking Nor to meet Rosanio & Rosa doing his nails

- Nor dies in the process bc wtf this guy is supposed to be fearsome mafia boss *fear go stonks*

- Irene & Nor would probably hate each other lmao, Nor bc of how controlling she is, Irene bc of his personality (snek lmao)

- Nor & Valentin (caejose child) would smoke together, at first i was gna make Valentin like brooding fukboi lung destroyer but he turned out to be a softie sweetheart :/

- Nor & uinn would either be besties, or cannot stand each other

- i think for joleste's wedding Celeste would secretly invite Gianmarco lmao, & she thought he wouldnt show up but like at the very very end when the party's kinda over n wtv, this strange man w huge sunglasses on walks by & just says "congratulations"

- dude Gian is such a tragic character why did i even make him...... just to suffer.............

- i made Kaz right after Gian & Cel, & if they werent Aya's kid they woulda been a p5 character

- so imagine Kaz & Rosa growing up together lmfaoooo

Kaz: *throwing a tantrum*
Gian: smh not this again *ignores them in the hopes of them quieting down*
Rosa: no no buddy
Rosa: you do this
Rosa: *waddles up to gian* up! up!
Gian: hey bub whats-
Rosa: *stABS GIAN'S HAND WITH A VIAL WHEN HE REACHES DOWN, POISONING HIM*
Gian: -up *CRASHES DOWN ON FLOOR IMMOBILE*
Kaz: owo
Rosa: uwu
Kaz: òwó

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me & ___:

ppl: *make ocs*
us horny bitches: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

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boatloads of DD & Rosanio scenarios now cos nwecc & i got brainrot (reminder: DD is DIO's son and Rosanio DIO's grandson so they're related):

[1]

Car ride scenario where they're sitting next to each other & Rosanio is dead tired but also DEATHLY AFRAID of falling asleep & accidentally leaning on dodo bc "fuck that dad stuff I DONT FUCKING WANT IT", but ofc the s l e e b wins over and he dozes off & just, *head go thwmp on DD's shoulder*, and DoDo looks over in surprise bc goddamn he's been trying so hard to not make the kid uncomfortable, but..... apparently this is ok now?????

anw Rosanio wakes up just having drooled all over DD's balenciaga jacket or smn... but its fine the sleeves r alr dirtied by DD's tears of happiness

[2] related to DD's backstory

Idk they be around the house or smn, and then s u d d en l y a vase breaks and DoDo's consciousness just slingshots back to "oh my fucking god why are you so clumsy you waste of money you know how much that was worth you are so useless i dont know why i even gave birth to you" and Rosanio walks in, so he tries to cover it up all like "oh haha hey Rosa jfc im so sorry that was really stupid of me i'll clean it up rightaw—"

But then Rosanio's vines just wrap around his hands and only then does DD realize he's cut himself in the process, and Rosanio heals him before going in a kind of dead voice "take care of yourself first old man" before exiting the room

Cue silence but internally they're both AJSGSHBSHDYDJEETJWVEFSHSHW

[3]

Rosanio having occasional terrible nightmares abt being abandoned, and DoDo using CtM & slicing into him just enough to share w him in his half-asleep state memories of his funtimes w Gio & DD & Krone & other adults, and Rosanio does the quiet down fall back into sleep brows unfurrowing thing, and DoDo just goes back to his room like 😌 mission accomplished

Funi death ideas:

Rosanio: *going about his day*
Sb: *bumps into him*
The vials in his jacket: *fucking shatter stabbing him & poisoning him all over*
Rosanio: crumbly crackers.

Remedy heal?
One of the tiny glass shards: *nyooms up his bloodstream & stabs him in the heart*
Rosanio: ............greasy croissants.

*During NBoC*
DD & Sani: *fighting*
Sani: eat this!! *injects toxin into him*
The vial he used: HOLY WATER
Sani: oh n-
DD: *starts screaming bc VAMPIRE*
Sani:
Sani: if it's stupid, but it wORKS—

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me & nwecc on YoshiNell bs (check out my kindergarten for their info sheets!) cos im kinda lov them (oh god this is rly long uuhhh):

[1] it started from a shitpost lmao

Volpe kid: wtf is that
Nor: .... a vape
Volpe kid: lemme try
Nor: fuck no thats unhygienic get your own
Volpe kid:
Nor: *puts vape into mouth again*
Volpe kid: *waits til he gets a lungful of smoke & puts the vape down*
Volpe kid: *GRABS HIM BY THE CHEEKS, SMASHES THEIR LIPS TOGETHER & SQUEEZES UNTIL NOR OPENS HIS MOUTH*
Nor: mngnfgsgshshmfndhfh????
Volpe kid: *pulls away*
Volpe kid: hmm, quite good. i think i'll get one after all
Nor:
Nor: (///////m///////) TEDDY FUCKING BARRAGE THIS BITCH-

[2]

Nor, carrying Teddy around:
Nell: what the f u c k is this *yanks from his arms* how old are you lmao h̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶
Nor:
Nor: that's my stand dumb bitch

Alt:
Nell: hahaha dumb toy go YEET *yeets TB at wall*
Nor's bones: bbrRRRRRRRRRRRR
Nell:
Nor:
Nor: *coughs up blood*
Nell: *catches a collapsing Nor* i̶͊̚ ̷͌̇a̸̻͂m̸͊̊ ̷̅͝s̷͛͋o̵̎͗ ̷̉̆s̸̏̾ơ̶̽r̸̕͠r̸̩̓y̵̎̆

[3]

But lmao Nor is the kind of person who h a t e s emoting in front of others, so it'd just be-
Nell: *some dum shit abt some random thing*
Nor:
Nor: hic :'(
Nell: *INSTANTLY FALLS QUIET*
Nell: oh shit
Nell: did i go overboard?? Nor? talk to me bby whats wrong
Nor: shut the fuck up you dumb hoe sniiifffff uhhhngg
Nell: oh my G O D you're,, you're crying more,,,,,,,, shit shit whats wrong im so sry pls tell me pls-
Nor: nothing SNIFF hhhhhh just fucking go away i dont want to see u anymore HIC
Nell: nO PLS i am BEGGING U talk to me pls just tell me what i did wrong im so sorry-
Nor's selective mutism: BRRRRRRRRRR
Nor:
Nor:
Nell: Nor?
Nell: hey say something ur scaring me
Nell: Yoshinori?
Nor: wwWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O yea fact:
Nor HATES his first name (well actually his last name too but thats not rly changeable o̶h̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶Y̶o̶s̶h̶i̶n̶o̶r̶i̶ ̶V̶o̶l̶p̶e̶) bc it has the character for "Yoshi" in it but thats litr also the names of the person (ppl if we count Yoshihiro) who ruined his life, so he always goes by Nor, or at most, Nori

[4]

Nor: why are you wearing a skirt?
Nell:
Nell: *lifts skirt up*
Nell: easy access ;^) *SLAPPED*

[5]

Nell: *knitting a whole ass blanket*
Nell: *places blanket over Nor*
Nor: . . .QWQ i- thanks-
Nell: scOOT OVER BISH
*shoves Nor to the other side of couch*
*places Nugget in blanket*
Nell: uwu

[6]

Nell going along w Rosa's plan to get Nor to quit vaping (& nail-biting) via lollipops
but Nor is like (internally) but didnt he date me entirely bc he kissed my vape ass that one time
Nor: hey uh so i was wondering-
Nell: ?
Nor: if,, its like... less exciting to errr-
Nell: *turns to him*
Nell: *pulls lollipop from his mouth*
Nell: SMOOOOOOCH
Nor: mbsmnfs??????
Nell: *pulls back*
Nell: still just as good. and now actually tastes like candy!
Nor: (//////w//////) shUT

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me on mniki love subplots 👀:

Yoshimi: *space buns & goth clothes*
Irene: hfhhsbf
Shinji: *adorable giggle*
Irene: hHH
Vilo: *man eating hunk*
Irene: aH-

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me: FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *mniki crumbles bc i forgot to describe Vilo's horns*

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while Nell is being conceived:

nwecc:
THERE CAN ONLY B ONE REDHEADED BITCH ROUND THESE PARTS

Vilo: *pure fukin red hair*
Vilo: wtf is this knock off shit
*yoinking Nell's ginger hair*

me:
Nell: *seeing Vilo's red hair blue eyes combo*
Nell: wth is this basic-ass hoe doi-
Vilo: *BODIES HIM IN MUSCULAR*
Nell, coughing up blood: fuk u its 2020 we stan fembois *dies*

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nwecc: can shinji jump high enough to bitch slap vilo 🤔

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me:

But also like,, its crazy how much fckin extra work we do as creators lmfao

Like we write?? Literature¿ who tf does that like crazy schoolkids tryna suffer after hours???

U draw?? Mad. As if sitting hunched over a desk for like 8hrs at school is still not enough, & like, drawing hard 💀

Human interests r so weird

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Roundabout starts playing ➡️

stay tuned for more 😳

jfc i have piano lesson first thing in the morning tmr—