ya know.... sometimes i tell myself i don't like jotakak? but then my brain's like "nah,,,,, u do" and hands me so many freaking ideas for them.

but the different ship dynamics in jjba r so funny?? like:

jotakak: gen z's, edgelords, emo asf, grunge aesthetic w chains in their belt loops on their ripped-ass jeans that cause unending agony to their asian parents probably.

caejose: dumb himbos. that's all. but i guess also flustered boys. fights all the time but also indulges in so much pda it gives everyone around them cavities.

jonadio: either/or dynamics, no in between. abusive or hurt/comf. devious jona or soft & clueless jona. sexy seductive dio or just plain evil dio. idk add more if u want.

josuyasu: dumb himbos round 2, but i guess more like clueless good bois. oku is usually the idiot tho and needs josu to spell everything out to him while their faces are both as red as a million traffic lights.

jotahan: smoking, fucking lung destroyers, ligma cancer all the way. very rarely can hurt/comf be sighted w them. also lots of fuck-buddying going on.

bruabba: hurt/comf for days, abba being a fucking mess & bruno putting him back together. bruno deserves comfort too tbh. but any direction you go i swear you'll see h/c because they're traumatized asf.

fugonara: angery + stubborn = love somehow. plus either narancia calming fugo down, or fugo getting mad at nara getting into danger.

diadopp: lovin yourself on a whole nother level, outta your mind (litr). idk like soft cutie + tsundere boss. "ur the only one i'd trust w my identity my dear doppio"

kiraboss: realistically the only characters u can legally write nsfw for. office worker serial killer + beggar after he somehow magically escapes GER = happy psychopaths. nail painting, hair playing, hand kinks bc that one fortune teller complimented diavolo's hands once.

bruh i was gna do a fake-date playlist????? welp guess that's for next chap.

also go read my new jjba drabble book pls 🥺🥺