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4. Who can't keep their hands to themselves?

JOSUKE!! Growing up w 3 cousins does that to you 😔 He's just so used to physical contact now & sees it as a way to bond/make friends etc. (he'd hug sb to greet them when they first meet, pat sb on the back casually, touch their hand, nudge their leg etc.) but it drives Okuyasu crazy 💀💀 Not that he hates it, but for some reason he just gets so red & sweaty & bubbly inside when Josuke so much as taps him, and neither of them know why (//∇//)

5. Who says "I love you" first?

Oh lawd 👁👄👁 Knowing them??? Probably forced confession by the other boys & they blurt it out at the same time. But also I live for love confessions during high-tension moments, so imagine:

Idk they're inside their Franxx, and the whole gang is fighting or sth but suddenly idk one of the two of them disengages, so their sync gets cut off & they're just sitting there inside the cockpit, alarms blaring as they freak out "oh shit the battle is still going on outside what are we doing we gotta get back stat or we'll fuck it up for everyone"

And this could go either way honestly:

(1) Okuyasu confesses:

Josuke is the one who disengages, likely bc he got wayyyy too nervous abt the battle's outcome & having to protect everybody & make sure they come back relatively unscathed, and he freaks out & they disconnect. He sits there in the driver's seat panicking as the adults & the other pairs yell commands at him or whatever (Jotaro: "hey are you guys ok??" Dio: "haha weaklings knew they wouldn't last" Kak & Joot: "Dio STFU" Caesar: "guys u gotta get up now we cant afford to cover u" (yea i love writing battle scenarios ;_; just let me have my moment)), and Josuke is quickly freaking out bc "omgomgomg im gna fail them im gna drag everyone down"

Meanwhile Okuyasu yells at him "sync w me, i can take it, cmon we need to get back out there" but Josu refuses, like "no i cant i cant pilot u i'll just put u into danger"

And Okuyasu abruptly stands up & comes face to face w him, and w the reddest face he yells "NO U WONT U R AMAZING I LOVE U AND I TRUST U W MY LIFE JOSUKE, NOW GET US BACK OUT THERE" & Josuke buffers for 5s at this sudden outburst, but then pushes Oku back into position & is like,, "hehe,, hehehe,,,, oh shit, okay, we're coming back"

(2) Josuke confesses:

Kinda the same situation, but this time it's Okuyasu who disengages first bc "oh my god im so /stupid/ why did i do that, why did i abcxyz" (idk he fricked up or sth and maybe that caused a big mess to break out); or maybe just bc they were both getting riled up & Josuke pushes them out of sync, but Okuyasu feels responsible for all of it (bc it was kinda drilled into his head that he was the worst Pistil there & only Josuke could make use of him etc etc,,, 😔 babbey)

And Josuke tries to calm him down & wtv, "hey no dont say that you're fine, you're ok, nobody is blaming u for anything, don't do this now ok? we need to get back out there they need us" but Oku is resolute "nope nope nope i can't this is so bad i'm a failed parasite why did you choose me, just sync w sb else, i'm useless this is going to be the death of us omg—"

But before he can ramble on & waste all of our time, Josuke pulls him into a kiss & effectively shuts him up 😍😍 and when he pulls away both of them are slightly stunned but Josu is like "dont say that, it hurts me to hear too, i chose u bc i love u now do what u do best & get us back out there bby"

OFC since the confession was made inside the cockpit everyone else heard it too 💀💀 And what would make this all exponentially funny is that, after the battle, JosuYasu come out looking like actual tomatoes & everyone teases them abt it, & they're in denial bc like "that was only the heat of the moment speaking right????" But deep down both of them know that nope 🌚🌚 it ain't 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

(Wowie that got long, thanks for a good ask!!)

36. What's their greatest strength as a couple? Their greatest weakness?

Strength:

I like to think that out of the 4 pairs, they're the strategists (bc Joseph has his whole prediction & reading the opponent thing, while canon!Caesar obv has to come up w battle ploys or wtv since his weapon was litr just bubbles), so their greatest strength would probably be their ability + willingness to judge a situation before diving in headfirst. And like I said, they kinda act as each others' brains sometimes 💀💀 So for example when Joseph gets too excited Caesar would pull him back, & when Caesar gets too reckless Joseph would reason w him to reconsider. So they have excellent teamwork & almost never cause trouble for the adults. Off of the battlefield, ofc, is a different story 🤪🤪

In summary: CaeJose are NOT just pretty himbos ok they have brains 😤😤

In daily life: they fight the most but also make up the fastest. They're also sort of everyone's source of reason & joy, & where ppl would go if they need advice (JotaKak obv too emo for this, JosuYasu too inexperienced, Dio too much of an asshole for anyone to stoop down & ask for advice from him, & Jona w his overly morally good advice). In other words, they're kind of the glue of the group.

Weakness:

THEY FIGHT SO MUCH LIKE WTF'S WRONG W U U LOUDMOUTHS JUST STFU 😡😡😡

But also I hc that Caesar has abandonment issues (canonically, due to his dad suddenly up&leaving one day — in this AU, probably one of the adults he bonded w left w/o a trace, or he lost his previous partner), so he gets jealous easily & really hates it when Joseph's attention is on sb else, or when his & Joseph's status as a pair becomes threatened. When Cae goes into insecure mode probably not even Joseph can help pull him out, and what's worse Joseph is probably the kind of person who wears his heart on his sleeve & expect others to do the same, so when Caesar doesn't he either doesn't notice & assumes everything is still ok, or gets angry at Cae bc "if you were dissatisfied why didn't you say anything??" And Caesar's like "I can't???? I'm sorry but also as my Stamen shouldn't it be your job to pay attention to these things"..... and all that bs 😔😔

And like yea in this AU they're in an official relationship but like,, damn boys,,,,,, have a convo & get ur feelings sorted tf out 💀💀💀

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5. Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?

GFKHSKDGWNSB THANK U FOR THIS LORD KNOWS PET NAMES IS MY MFKIN K I N K 😩😩😩😩😩😩

Dio most definitely has pet names for Jonathan; he oscillates between "Jojo," my dear," "sweetheart," & even "love" if he feels extra adventurous sometimes, or if he just wants to piss off Jona's cousins :') At first Jonathan was REALLY embarrassed by it and would turn red as a traffic light whenever Dio addresses him w these, but after a few months he got used to it >:'D

Jona doesn't use pet names or nicknames in general, he just calls everyone by their proper name. But the way his expression softens when he says "Dio" is already enough to turn disaster bicon into a flustered mess 🥺

Hmm... I don't see either Jona or Dio as particularly jokey people, BUT I will say that between the two of them Jona is probably the secret kinkster 👀👀 To the public he appears as this very straight-laced golden boy, but in private it probably goes sth like this:

*Them chilling in a room alone*
Jona: *does/says sth super dirty/inappropriate out of the blue*
Dio: holy shit??? WHY would u do this?????
Jona: *leans close w an adorable smile* because i know nobody would believe you even if you told them

So yea gentleman in the streets monster in the sheets haha who's down ik Dio is 😳😳😳

16. Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat?

Yea :(( As I said above, they're not great w feelings. They're kind of that couple that indulges in everything that works out for them, and sweeps the conflicts & disagreements under the carpet. It works most of the time, but may sometimes leave Caesar exhausted trying to figure out all his issues himself, and Joseph frustrated bc "why won't Cae tell me anything??" So they wanna love & support each other, but they just don't know how to sometimes 😔😔

Same goes for lie, Caesar would lie abt his feelings. Joseph probably wouldn't lie abt anything except for if he does stupid shit like accidentally uses Cae's toothbrush, or messes up the controls, and when Cae glares at him he's automatically like "i didn't do it 😳😳😳"

They wouldn't cheat tho. Never ever.

These were really fun to do y'all 🥺🥺 Feel free to ask more if u r interested!!