but first

it has just been brought to my attention that 10/10 was mental health day!!! :00 goes without saying that i love you all 💓 take care & be kind to yourselves peeps; do things you enjoy, stay nourished & hydrated, make time for the important ppl & things in your lives!! you're all stars in my book 😉🌟

okie now to funtimes

slight nsfw!

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Lighsune: love me a man without sight. bring that blind ass over here Raghnall. no... over here smh.

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Nao: i have the sharpest memory
Kasumi: you left me at the supermarket parking lot like, 3 weeks ago
Nao: oh yes, i remember

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Koko: i know you think my judgement is clouded because i like Rewmi a little bit
Samhain: you doodled your wedding invitation
Koko: that's our joint tombstone
Samhain:
Samhain: my mistake

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Gabriele: are you alright? you didn't sleep at all last night.
Jouta: i got a solid 8 minutes!
Jouta: well, not consecutively, but it's fine. you're not even that blurry.

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Gianmarco: i thought you don't like being cuddled
Raghnall: i don't.
Gian: you're a person in your own right-
Ragh: i am
Gian: not a pet-
Ragh: tread lightly
Gian: or a mere teddy bear-
Ragh: never call me that again
Gian: so, obviously, you want me to get you out.
Ragh, nearly crushed underneath a sleeping Lighsune: wake him and i'll claw your fucking face off

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*sleepover*
Ventiavlo: i've never been in a pillow fight before, so i don't know the rules.
Yuukiteru: what?
Ventiavlo: is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Josette, under her breath: future wife say what
Celeste: what?
Josette: *internal unholy screeching*

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Alfie: yo Ro, i heard there's a new art exhibition in town
Nico: oh? where?
Alfie: in my room
Alfie: you can stare at me
Alfie: entrance is free *winks*

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Irene: you're violent
Shinji: yeah, but i'm short, so it's adorable

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Yoshimi: can you just try to see it from my perspective??
Élodie: *gets down on knees*
Irene: *crouches down*
Ventiavlo: *squats*
Yoshimi:
Yoshimi: i will kill you all in your sleep

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Placido: i don't understand what the big deal is with confessing nowadays, like why don't people just do it??
Quinn: b-because, yanno, like... when you like them you get nervous and, uhh, you get like b-butterflies in your stomac—
Placido: digest them.

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Marino: i wasn't sure what kind of chocolate you liked, so i made them all
Ontario: but... there are like, 50 boxes here...
Marino: i pANICKED OKAY

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based on #22

Stella: aight bro listen..... this is good advice from the dating side of tumblr. use it well ok?
Arlo: ok but,,,, *reads the list* which one i only have 1 crush—
Stella: brUh not all of em just pick like.... idk 22 or some shit
Arlo: k
*goes to Donatello*
Arlo: y-yo man
DoDo: yea?
Arlo: did we kill the dinosaurs
DoDo:
DoDo: what
Arlo, freaking out: idk idk this is supposed to make you like me cmon man DID WE KILL THEM
DoDo: i,, idk bro
Arlo: DID WE OR DID YOU KILL THEM W SB ELSE PLEASE LET ME KNOW
Stella: *bursting in* JFC YOU DUMB HOES JUST SAY YES YOUR HEARTS ARE METEORS OR WHATEVER OKAY THANKS NOW K I T H

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Trent: *hugs Dorotea from behind*
Trent: *softly tucks her hair behind her ear*
Trent: *whispers* eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we're gonna have a fucking problem

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Chance: is this spot taken?
Yuukiteru: you're pointing at my lap
Chance: that doesn't answer my question.

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(sth my friends litr said on a trip)

*super moon is out*
Alfie: yoooo!! >:D that looks just like my dick!
Nico, w/o missing a beat: disk-shaped and flat as fuck. do you need to see a doctor?

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PNNM & Skiddy, about Pisces: he died of natural causes
Me: HE GOT STABBED
Them: spontaneity of plot is natural :^)

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Stella: Donnie, i need to tell you something
Donnie: *checks watch* okay, but be quick
Stella: i-i like you but i don't know if you like me back...
Donnie:
Donnie: Stel, we're getting married in 10 minutes

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Hiroaki: do you have 2 tongues in your mouth?
Lilliano: no?
Hiroaki: would you like to?
Josette, sitting opposite to them: oNE NORMAL DINNER. ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

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Irene: what the heck are you doing here??
Shinji: i should ask you the same question
Irene: but this is my room
Shinji: i should ask you a different question

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(based on what i gathered from the jbl shitposts)

Ren: if you add uwu at the end of a sentence it makes it cute
Hanako: you're right uwu
Koko: i also agree uwu
Jouta: i'm going to kill all of you uwu
Rewmi: don't uwu
Jouta: fuck you uwu

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Jouichiro: if you had to go on a date with any one of us, who'd you choose?
Taaffeite: no way
Alvaro: i'm not answering that
Francis: Alvaro
Jouichiro:
Taaffeite:
Alvaro:
Francis: nO wAy, I'm NoT aNsWeRiNg ThAt >:'DDD

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mystery JoJo: you only attract what you fear
Aoi:
Aoi: ooOoH nOOOO....... MURDER!¡ i am,,,,, sO A F R A I D,,,,,,

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Raghnall: when i die, donate my entire body to science
Raghnall: except for my middle fingers — give those to Lighsune

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Alexandre: are you guys dating?
Ontario: no
Marino: nO
Christopher: double negative! that's a yes.

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Lighsune: *falls*
Koi (bc idk british): oh my god! Ligh, is your bottom okay?
Lighsune: i don't know, are you okay Raghnall?

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Irene: i dare you to kiss the next person that walks in
Yoshimi: why would i?? that's stupid
Élodie, walking in:
Yoshimi: fInE, i'll do it, rules are rules i guess—

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Ontario: guys what is free
Dorotea: nothing in life is free
Lilliano: life is free
Hiroaki: adventure is free
Stella: knowledge is free
Trent: everything is free if you take it without paying

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Quinn: what are those dead bodies doing over there????
Kasumi: honestly? not much.

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Celeste: i think you have PTSD
Gianmarco: yeah i have PTSD... proficient talent for sucking dick¡¡
Celeste: i think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism
Gianmarco: *shaking* i don't think you understand how genius what i just said was

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Hiroaki: am i going too far?
Lilliano: no no no
Lilliano: you went too far 7 hours ago. now you're going to prison.

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characters cred:
skiddynoddlez
Pleasenobodynoticeme
JotarosDolphinDealer
CityOfFragments
twins101
drewily
CL0UDUSTS
The_Blue_Hearted